Huaigui

Chapter 106 Modern: Short Douban Body in Parents 3

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First I have three questions:

First, why is a man called Mingyue;

Second, why is my sister-in-law a man;

The third... The third is gone, I can't accept that my beautiful sister-in-law has become a man with just a few words.

And the hot wine-red haired, long-legged beauty I thought was not only not my sister-in-law, but someone else's girlfriend.I'm 17 years old and I'm so tired. Is it wrong to like a big sister? My short relationship ended before it even started. I can't find anyone to tell——I definitely dare not tell my big brother, he must tell my dad Go, the wife who has a crush on someone else is struck by lightning, and my dad knows that I am about to die.

After Lao Tie finished speaking, the whole living room fell into embarrassment. My dad was the first to react, and carried Lao Tie to a small balcony to the side for a secret talk.I wanted to eavesdrop, but Dad locked the balcony door.

I never found out that the glass door is made of sound proof glass, what the hell?

Everyone sat quietly for a while, my mother said with an awkward smile that she was going to pour some tea for everyone, my brother sat in the corner and played a game of gophers quietly, and the lady surnamed Tang Gao Leng chatted with her boyfriend on WeChat (if I were her, I would be quite speechless) , I'm at a loss...

And my brother, sitting next to the handsome guy's sister-in-law (I don't know how to call it, but I call it sister-in-law first, you all know it!), resting his chin in his hand, asked him, what do you usually like to do?

I have to say that this opening statement is really bad, coupled with my brother's forcibly tender and tender tone, I'm going to throw up.

The handsome guy's sister-in-law looked at him as if he was mentally handicapped, and said he kept pets.

My brother asked, what kind of pet do you have?

The handsome guy’s sister-in-law showed him a photo from her phone, and my brother’s voice sounded like a girl who was both surprised and happy: Wow, is this a little wolf? It’s so cute, and I really like the little wolf too!

I really can't do it...

A while ago, wasn’t you the one who disliked other people raising wolves, raising eagles and messing with small animals?Everything is an advantage when you see the color, right?Believe it or not, I'll tell him how you arranged your sister-in-law's story later, and ask him to stop thinking about being with you fundamentally!

And I am now 120 million sure that my brother must be a calcium.

The handsome guy said coldly, this is a German shepherd.

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Sisters and sisters, stop laughing, I feel embarrassed for my brother.

But he wasn't embarrassed at all, and asked with a blink of his eyes, my dad said that you kept wolf cubs, and falcons, did you herd sheep when you were in Ningxia?

You can catch up with talent like this, high scores and low abilities.

I still maintain the calmness of a boy with a high IQ on my face, and I have already lit a row of candles for my brother in my heart, and I have spit on him from top to bottom.

But maybe the handsome guy doesn’t play cards according to the rules. His eyes lit up when he heard my brother say “herding sheep”. He was leaning on the sofa with his legs crossed, but when he put his legs down, the sofa was no longer leaning on him. He and my brother were very close Come on, seriously say: put it, let me tell you that those lambs are very fun blablabla

My brother just echoed "Wow", "Wow", "That's amazing", the mentally handicapped girl herself.

The chicken and the duck talked for a while and the atmosphere gradually heated up. Seeing that there was no fight, my mother thought that even if she couldn't become in-laws, she would still be a family friend, serving tea and water, and chatting with the aunt.The pretty sister occasionally chatted a few words, I listened for a while, her boyfriend was a civil servant, registered permanent residence in the capital, he was a brother-in-law of my sister-in-law, and I knew her very well.

The beautiful sister gave me a candy, and I sat on the edge of the sofa with the big white rabbit. The background music was "I'm here" and "Hit me" from my brother's whack-a-mole machine.

I heard my sister-in-law ask my brother, do you like lambs?The hair is soft, but it is a bit smelly.

My brother laughs very disgustingly, it's okay, the lamb you raise must be very cute.

Then my sister-in-law took out a coyote keychain (???) stamped with wool felt from her pocket and gave it to my brother, saying that he made it himself. My brother took it with a smile and immediately hung up his Ferrari key.

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What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid, they might really have a show.

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It's only been 10 minutes, right?When you usually see me make up stories, why is the reply not so scary? I feel wronged 555

The cook at home was cooking, and halfway through it my sister-in-law said that she wanted to take a look, he went into the kitchen and my brother followed.Having said that, apart from being ordered to wash the dishes, the last time my brother took the initiative to enter the kitchen seemed to be when he woke up hungry in the summer morning when he was 15 years old and cooked a bowl of noodles, which was overcooked.

I went out of the kitchen to eavesdrop on the two of them talking, most of the time my brother was talking, and my sister-in-law occasionally said "um".It still sounds cold, but also a little sticky, I can't tell the feeling.

My brother asked him, do you like to eat sweet things? Would you like some appetizers before meals?

The sister-in-law said whatever.

My brother said, my mother's creme brulee is very delicious, I'll get you one in the refrigerator.

……That'smine!

The last one!

That’s not what you said when you let me eat. Didn’t you say that brothers can let them eat whatever they want? All goodness and filial piety are the first and all evils are the first, brother!elder brother!

My thoughts didn't stop him, he gave it to his sister-in-law, smiled and said: Eat slowly, be careful it's too cold.

Is this the power of love? I'm still young, so maybe I really don't understand it very well.

My kitchen is a dedicated large room, and the cold food preparation is on the middle island, which is separated from the fire side by a sliding door.I hid in the corner of the stairs and peeked at my brother and sister-in-law leaning against the edge of the counter. My sister-in-law was eating pudding very seriously, and my brother was watching him very seriously.But after looking at it for a long time, I always feel that something is wrong. I didn’t feel it when I was either sitting or standing and sitting. I didn’t feel it when there was no comparison. Now I realize that my brother is much shorter than my sister-in-law.

His sister-in-law was half a head taller than him, with long hands and long feet, and even clothes like sacks couldn't hide her Greek-style figure.

It's over, what I think now is not that my brother was raped by him, but that my brother seems to be unable to fuck him in every sense... this and that, that's what I mean.

Am I too knowledgeable to be saved?

My brother asked my sister-in-law what fun things happened when she was studying, and my sister-in-law said no, obviously she didn't want to tell him.Then my brother asked about Lao Tie's ranch and real estate in the northwest, and my sister-in-law became more interested.

After chatting for a few words, plus the pudding was really delicious, my sister-in-law didn't have such a stiff expression on my brother.

I swayed, and I didn't listen very seriously, and I probably understood why he came with Lao Tie.

Not only my brother was cheated into marriage, but my sister-in-law was almost cheated into marriage too.

I want to say what kind of pot goes with what cover.

My sister-in-law originally graduated from Y Guoshunshundang, and planned to do grassland sketching with her classmates, and then planned to open a small exhibition of her own works within five years. When she was on the ranch, she regained her childhood hobby, herding sheep and wolves all day long, walking horses and birds of.Lao Tie didn't care at first, just let him have fun, but one day when he was talking, he accidentally slipped the tongue.

Lao Tie chatted with him about that absurd baby kiss, and said with emotion that you and XX (that is, my brother) were almost able to kiss and kiss each other. Who would have known that he was a man even if he didn't live up to expectations, but how many times did you two meet each other? ...Forcibly dragged him back to City X from the grassland.

So the grievances are all the grievances of the elders, and there is nothing to do when you are idle...

I'm going to get a Coke and continue to eavesdrop on Ang.

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Don't hurry!If they find out, I'll be gone!

Okay, let’s go back to the eavesdropping content. After listening to it for a while, I found out that my sister-in-law is actually very good at persuading her. She has soft ears and a kind heart.He really refused to come at first, after Lao Tie said that, and his junior sister Xiao Tang also came, he reluctantly agreed to see my brother once.

In other words, the thing is like this: the information asymmetry between Lao Tie and my dad made my brother go crazy at home for half a year, and my sister-in-law was also aggrieved in the grassland for a long time, and even if she was forced to marry, she was treated as a woman (?

It's all about this, my brother probably extinguished the little flame by his sister-in-law's grievance after hearing it.

I think so, even though he studies art, has long hair, is handsome and wears tasteful clothes, that doesn't mean he has to be a girl, right?

I continued to light candles for my brother in my heart. Heterosexual dating is already so difficult, and the scope has suddenly changed drastically. I can’t tell my parents that there is probably no hope in this life.

But ever since I began to suspect that my brother was Ca, I suddenly remembered that he still has a good bamboo horse.

It's not a bamboo horse, just a classmate in elementary school, junior high school and high school, and went to military school in college.It is a third generation, the name must not be revealed, let's call it Ah Hua.He called my brother "Little Master" since he was a child, and he was very fond of him.

They used to fight each other, but I was too young to see the situation at that time, I just thought it would be nice for my brother to have such a good friend at school.Now that I think about it carefully, the virtues of the two of them at that time, placed in the current dangerous campus environment, is it not surprising that they were called rotten by those girls?

In particular, Ah Hua treats my brother completely like his girlfriend, and always takes him by bicycle to cram school.For a person like my brother who is used to riding in Porsches and Ferraris, it may be easier for a girl to fall in love with a bicycle.

Oh, by the way, when I said he was a young girl last time, there was a reply saying that I was sculpting my brother in clay. What is clay sculpture?Is it sculpture? Then my sister-in-law should be better at this, I don't play with mud.

But my brother and Ah Hua didn't make a couple after all, because my brother had a strange attitude.For example, when he asked Ah Hua to give him a substitute for the physical education exam, he was very sweet-mouthed. When someone wanted to copy his homework, he immediately turned into a teaching director and sent him away with a [-]-word essay. Raising tool people?

My brother is totally up to it, that's what he is.

But Ah Hua is not easy.

As a third generation, it is impossible for Ah Hua to find an ordinary partner.

He used to be very playful, and now he has a girlfriend who is engaged. He used to develop in the cold country. A female idol reserve of a big company who hadn't debuted before her debut was chased by A Hua, so she shouldn't be an idol. up.

Hey, my brother didn't attend the engagement banquet, so maybe he can't face such a bloody scene.

They might just have a good relationship.

In other words, Ah Hua was cheated by him, and he still thinks that I am a pure goth...

But take a ten thousand step back, even if my brother was already calcium back then, and he didn’t go to gay Ahua (after all, Ahua’s conditions are not bad), I think he might not be able to do such a vile thing, I guess It is also difficult for him to win the sister-in-law in front of him.My sister-in-law's sexual orientation is as straight as his legs, and making wool felt will only poke wolves.

It's too straight, it's useless, bro.

I thought about 108 ways to comfort a broken-hearted brother, but before I practiced it, I heard my brother ask his sister-in-law: Brother Mingyue, do you believe in love at first sight?

Vomit, what is the scene of the male and female lead strike up a conversation 30 years ago, Gao Jing, your book has been read into the dog's belly, right?

I bet my dignity, if my sister-in-law wants to continue chatting with him, I will eat the keyboard on the spot! (But don't talk too much, the wool felt has made me have a psychological shadow.

Then I heard my sister-in-law say: It's okay, it depends on the face.

Very good!Sister-in-law is a normal person.

My brother was shameless, and asked people: Do you think I can do it by looking at my face?

The sister-in-law looked at him critically, but did not express her opinion.My brother continued to work hard, holding the Liulitai with one hand, trying to put on the wall dong table dong or other dong in the idol drama to trap the sister-in-law.But he has long legs but no one is taller, the scene is not overbearing at all, and he is a bit clingy.

Oh, my brother is a chicken, and a chicken is a man.

I rolled my eyes wildly, and the Coke in my mouth was tasteless.

My brother asked again: I knew you were the first time I saw you, and there are no outsiders here, so why pretend to be a straight man with me.

The sister-in-law smiled and waved my brother away, and said: The lights were too dark before, so I couldn't see the face clearly, so there is such a fate.I've slept through it all, are you tired from performing outside?

My brother leaned over: Aren't you good at acting, and you also gave me wool felt.

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There is so much information I don't know how to digest, but only one thing is clear now:

I want to run away from home.

Otherwise, I might be chased and killed by them.

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