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[Help] My brother is getting married to a baby boy he has never met, and is going crazy at home!

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I usually make up too many ethical stories for you, and finally the retribution came to me, haha ​​(I can’t laugh.jpg

From what I posted, you know that I am still a high school student and I am applying to college recently.I got the IELTS score today. I saw the report card with four 8.0s, and I was very happy. I printed it and planned to take it home to my parents and brothers. As soon as I stepped into the house, I suddenly noticed an unusual smell in the air, and I was scared. I dare not speak.

As I mentioned before, the situation in my family is quite special. There are four children (thank you for paying the fine for overbirth), and my younger brother was sick when he was a child, and his brain is not very good, but after a long time, I think he is quite cute.Well, to be honest, it's because my brother and sister are not easy to mess with, only my younger brother.

When I got home and saw my younger brother playing with an iPad, I asked him, "What's going on?"

My brother Le Diandian said: "Brother is getting married haha!"

Then my mind froze on the spot.

No wonder the atmosphere was unusual. I finally realized that this was a sign that my brother was going crazy.

Should I run now or should I run or should I run!

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Hahahahahahaha come and see my treasured brother

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Short group for parents, share the stories you just made up

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Fuck, I really didn't make up a story this time!Don't you believe it!I said it was retribution!

Just upload the picture, my brother smashed the TV with my dad’s ashtray just now [picture] He also said that if anyone dares to say a word about the blind date, he will light up the house at home and everyone will go to sleep on the street.

...but it's not really threatening.

This house is ordered, can't we just change the house?

I think my brother is already mad.

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Mansions, I think your family must have quite a few houses for my brother.

Is my brother still missing a sister-in-law?I want to apply for a job

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Sisters can be sisters too!

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Setting fire is against the law, your brother has violent tendencies, he is trembling

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My brother is not violent, really, he is more likely to go crazy... Seeing your reactions, I don't expect to be able to ask for help, let me share my brother's pain for you to be happy.

The previous situation is as follows: our family is relatively rich, and we have been the head of Department X for several generations (shhhhhhhh). Although I am not as rich as a country, anyway, I have never lacked food and drink since I was a child.

A few years ago, my eldest sister broke up with her family because of her marriage, so she severed ties with us.But my sister is also a ruthless person. After breaking up with Nao Beng's boyfriend, she fell in love with her previously engaged fiancé... She was completely devoted to her.But she was still angry with her family, so she didn't come back.

My sister got married, and my father was a bit patriarchal, so my brother became his key training object.

There was another child ahead of him, but he accidentally lost it, so although he is the second child in various names, he is really the eldest... When he was young, my dad was very strict with him, and he would be scolded, punished and punished if he made a mistake. Writing a self-criticism letter, all the way growing up did not give my brother a choice, he is a little twisted now.

I advised him to see a psychiatrist, but he said he was fine, and scolded me, feeling wronged.

My brother is very handsome, and he has been a class flower since elementary school... This expression seems not quite right, anyway, that’s what it means, you just need to understand it, you can get soft hands when you receive chocolates on Valentine’s Day, however, mother-fetal SOLO is still a virgin .

It is doubtful whether he is a virgin, but I am 100% sure of his solo.

After all, I don't care about my brother going to have a date or something...

Hope he cleans himself up.

In addition to Yan Ba, my brother is also an authentic student master. Back then, he skipped a grade for the first time and was exempted from the test. The big one (my younger brother doesn’t have this trouble, sometimes he thinks it’s good to be an idiot, hey) and my older brother is admitted to this school this year, and there is a very powerful tutor who wants to accept him.

Sounds like a bright future, right?Some time ago, when the interview results came out, my dad said that he had to settle the family affairs before letting him go to study. My brother was dumbfounded when he heard it. Why do you still have something to hide from me?

My dad said, after discussing with your mother and uncle, I have decided that you have to get married before you go to school.

My brother laughed, with whom?I have never been in love.

My dad said, I have considered this too. In fact, you have a doll who has never met. He is my old iron’s child. He is three years older than you. Meet me in Beijing, if there is no problem, you can settle the matter, and you can go to school.

My brother didn't say anything, and as soon as my dad went upstairs, he picked up the ashtray and smashed the TV.

After he smashed it, he asked me and my brother and dad if we were crazy. My brother didn't say a word, and I didn't dare to speak.

Then my brother yelled again, get married and fuck off.

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brother crazy love

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There is one thing that your dad really went too far this time, it’s the 21st century, how can there be any arrangement for a marriage for the rest of his life... The landlord should persuade him, he has to get a certificate before he meets, whoever he is will not go crazy

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It's really young just after graduating from university, please persuade +1

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I have seen everyone's suggestions, it's not that I haven't thought about persuading them, but you don't know much about my family's situation...

Our family feels a bit like the old patriarchal system. In the early years, grandma decided big and small things, but now it is about as big as my dad. He said that the family is too big, and everyone can have the final say. It's a mess.

He is also very feudal. If I want to study abroad, I have to start doing ideological work three years ago!

And last night I also asked my dad why my brother had to get married so early. My dad said that children don't understand, and he was so mad at me.

My dad is in charge of making decisions at home and in the company, and he will never change what he has decided. He is very stubborn and old-fashioned. No matter how others persuade him, it is useless.Of course, it’s not that they can’t be persuaded. There are only two people who can listen to the 60 billion people in the world. The first is my little uncle, my father’s brother.

Grandpa left early, and my uncle was almost my dad and uncle who raised me up together, but my uncle and uncle probably didn't get along, and my uncle didn't like him since he was a child.Every time the two of them meet without three words, they will definitely start to be yin and yang and connotate each other. Although they don't do anything, I always look at each other with fear... But the uncle later had his own business and didn't go home often. My dad is the only one who goes to school.

My uncle, in the first half of his life, had a mediocre pedantic path.My brother is more like him. When he was a child, he skipped grades and was recommended, but my uncle's life history is much more impressive than my brother's.

After finishing college, he went abroad to continue his studies, and he stayed in country M. He couldn’t bear my dad’s phone calls and often flew across the Pacific Ocean. But all in all, he finished his Ph.D. in anthropology when he was 30 years old.After he came back, he helped my dad manage a foundation, lived with our family, and is still unmarried.

It wouldn't be a surprise to see everything in a stable state, right?

My uncle, if you don't make a song, you will be a blockbuster.

He has worked in the foundation for several years. I was young a while ago, and I didn't understand many things. I just remember that he and his uncle continued to quarrel with each other, but because of business problems in those years, it was difficult to cut off contact, or my uncle would definitely His company has been screwed to death... Anyway, last year, my uncle suddenly announced that he was going to resign.

This incident shocked my dad too. Before I could figure out the cause and effect, my uncle eloped with someone...

I haven't returned home yet, so I send some beef jerky back during the holidays.

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Landlord, your family is wonderful!

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Pfft, Uncle is also a wonderful person

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Awesome, right?I guess my eldest brother has always used him as a role model in life, so he has a special attachment to free love and elopement.

In fact, as long as my dad doesn't involve the eldest brother, there is still reason to speak (after all, the eldest brother is his successor in his heart).Uncle is ten years younger than him, equivalent to being brought up by half a son, so he couldn't accept the truth for a while.

But the crux of the problem is not here, the main thing is that my uncle eloped with that person... First of all, he is a man.

I know you guys are going to say that it’s okay for men and men. Yes, I thought so too. At that time, I heard my elder brother persuade my dad to come. After several days of persuasion, I finally let go. My dad said that it was a mule or a horse that came out for a walk. Walk... No, let Uncle explain who that person is, what his background is, how old he is, and what he plans to do in the future.

As a result, my uncle sent the photos, my dad was fine, and my uncle got angry with a heart attack.

My uncle's boyfriend, maybe, is uncle's bodyguard...

If you talk about this, isn't that ridiculous?

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Although, the landlord, does your family have a throne to inherit? (Eating Melon.jpg

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Since I want to hear about Uncle and his boyfriend, let me say a few more words. His boyfriend is a bit hard to tell the truth.

It would be fine if he was just an ordinary person, but the problem is that he doesn't have any serious job at all, and he came from Mongolia smuggled in. He is still a black family, holding a fake certificate issued by his uncle.Let me tell you something secretly, I have met him a few times, he is really handsome, a Chinese-Russian mixed race, understand?Almost 1.9 meters, I don't know which model I thought it was.

I heard that he has been chasing my uncle since he was studying. When the relationship between uncle and uncle was not good, he looked for my uncle through the window every day (my uncle lived on the third floor), but he was never found once. It was absolutely amazing.

My uncle and he didn't know where they went, but they probably haven't left the country yet, otherwise my uncle is fine, and the man might not come back.My dad was also looking for someone, but he couldn’t find it. My uncle said that if he didn’t agree, he would go to Mongolia with someone. My dad was afraid that he would really go to Mongolia to herd sheep if he was pushed. ...

My uncle is not fooled, in a word, do you agree or not.

My dad might still spoil him, so hurry up and say yes, you can live with Lu Yi, and find a decent job for him first.

The uncle immediately became unhappy when he heard it, why is it not a serious job to do security in our company?

My uncle got even more excited when he heard that his uncle was angry, hehehehe sneered.

My dad has one hair on the left and one hair on the right.

The three of them quarreled in a ball on the video call, not to mention how lively it was.

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