Yokohama First Reconstruction Division

Shiraki originally planned to leave the Ganghei Building and leave through the ventilation ducts of nearby buildings, but he didn't expect Dazai to appear here.

The ventilation pipe is very far from the ground, jumping from this height will hurt you.As a person who doesn't know physical skills, Bai Mu is very envious of the cool physical movements of rolling and landing without injury.

If in the future... that thing really happens, there will be a large chunk of free time in Shiraki's schedule. He secretly made up his mind that he must set aside a special period of time to learn Taishu.

However at this time...

In Dazai Osamu's voice, even the out-of-breath vibrato of the old man imitated vividly, "Don't... be afraid, just jump down like this, I will catch you!"

Looking down at the old lady who opened her arms to him with difficulty, Shiraki retracted her eager jio.

And began to think seriously, is it a more reliable choice for him to go back and pretend to be caught, and directly use this reason to join Hong Kong gangsters?

"Believe me, I can handle you, Xiao Shiraki." Hearing the elegant voice of the old lady below, Shiraki deeply suspected that Dazai was enjoying himself at the moment.But soon Dazai's voice became smaller and smaller, as if he was afraid of attracting the attention of passers-by, but he still kept his ecstatic vibrato, "Bai... wood... ah~~~"

Shiraki has decided that even if he dies, he will have to take a back seat. He cannot physically save Dazai once, and his life will be regrettable.

With his eyes closed, he jumped down.

There was a thud, and there were two corpses lying on the ground. He seemed to hear a short choked sound from Osamu Dazai behind him, like the last hiccup before dying.

Shiraki didn't feel any psychological burden about using the fake "grandma" "grandma" real dog Renzai as a meat pad. After rolling away from Dazai on the spot, Shiraki directly opened the distance of half a meter .

"Ahh...it hurts." Dazai was like a salted fish, and after being shaken dry, he smashed it flat on the ground with a sledgehammer. Not yet, my back... tsk tsk tsk, it sucks."

Looking at Shiraki who lay beside him and looked at the sky, without a trace of apology, Dazai's eyes were full of resentment, "Xiao Shiraki is really heartless, throw me away after you use it, I have already seen the scum of the future from you Masculinity."

"I'm not scum, you enoki mushroom man." Shiraki felt that when he met Dazai, he was a little more angry than before, and he had the strength to fight back. "What is the retreat plan? I promised Mr. Mori, and I will be caught by him within an hour." When it arrives, I will unconditionally join Hong Kong Black, and there are still about 10 minutes until the deadline, please help."

"So today, the mafia in Yokohama's C and D districts are all out for this reason? Xiao Shiraki... You really can surprise people."

Dazai got up from the ground and sat down while shouting "Aches, aches, aches", changed hands and put on the gray wig again, bent his back, and changed his body and posture almost within a few seconds. Back to the old lady pushing the cart.

Looking at it from a close distance, Dazai's disguise is really good. If you look closely, only those eyes that are agile when staring at Shiraki are the only thing he can tell that does not match the age of this gray-haired old "grandmother" appearance characteristics.

Not to mention the wrinkles, Dazai even painted the age spots, standing in front of him, if he didn't speak, Shiraki wouldn't be able to recognize that it was Dazai.

Bai Mu tried to get up from the ground, tried twice in a row but failed to exert any strength, only felt that his hands and feet had never been so weak, he gave up on himself and said, "If I just lie here, can I get past the rest of the two?" 10 minutes?"

"I don't think so." Dazai brought the cart over and put it on the ground to cover Shiraki's legs.

Two grassroots members of Hong Kong gangsters quickly passed through this unremarkable alley. They looked back at a gray-haired old lady who was squatting tremblingly on the ground. Elderly carts for grocery shopping.

This picture obviously did not attract their attention, and the two left in a hurry.

When being covered by Dazai, Shiraki knew that his request just now was too naive.

If you want to seriously escape from here, you must cheer up and lose Shiraki at the gate of Ganghei's house. If this incident spreads, it will definitely slap Mori Ogai's face to swell.

Not to mention the embarrassment to the outside world, but also the loss of huge benefits internally. Hong Kong and black people attach great importance to the pursuit of Baimu, and the little guy just now can't fully represent the overall level.

"It seems that you have cheered up." Dazai squatted on the ground, digging in his old man's car, "Change into a new outfit, let's go out freely."

Speaking of cross-dressing, Shiraki was curious about the position Dazai had prepared for him, "You have become an old "grandmother", do you want me to become a grandfather? The elderly group went to the street to buy vegetables... …That's right, this match is very different from her real identity, and it's really not easy to arouse suspicion."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dazai took out something from the grocery shopping cart, and shook it away in front of Shiraki full of expectation, "How could it be? Your skin is so soft and fair, you look like a young man. What a pity. Come on, Xiao Shiraki, I bought this specially for you, do you like it?"

What Osamu Dazai shook out was a tender pink cheongsam with an exquisite waistline and slits that reached to the thighs. It was coquettish and innocent, and the desire that rushed to the face was almost impossible to look at directly.

He held up the cheongsam full of anticipation, shaking it left and right in front of Bai Mu.

The old "grandmother" in front of her became evil for no reason: "So, of course, the beautiful little Shiraki will pretend to be my granddaughter, and support me filially, and go home together after shopping. ah."

Looking at this small cheongsam, Shiraki couldn't help but think, why did he bump into Dazai on the streets of Tokyo yesterday?

... At this moment, he confirmed one thing with absolute certainty. Not only did Dazai recognize him completely, but he was also sure that he would not take the initiative to expose this matter, so as to avoid wearing the vest back.

So it was visible to the naked eye that for a long time to come, he would be caught by Dazai on this sore spot, and then played by Thomas' ruthless whirling.

Bai Mu would not admit defeat like this. He put his hands together on his stomach, lay down peacefully on the ground, and said disheartenedly: "You go, I decided to join Hong Kong Hei."

"Don't give up so easily." The old "grandmother" Jai eagerly wanted to help him undress, "Put on this dress, the men in the whole street will not become enoki mushrooms, so do I Will be very pleased."

"I have no strength, I can't stand up, and I can't hold you." Bai Mu was really tired, "Did you see that I can't even move my fingers? The script of deep love between grandparents and grandchildren is not suitable for us. I don't want to wear it. You can go." .”

The white wooden little finger cot is still on.

He thought that he always had many options. If Mr. Mori really dared to persecute him, if he didn't have time to recover his abilities, he would dare to give up resistance and become a ghost, and then gnaw Mori Ogai.

Of course, eating this Dazai is also good.When Shiraki's mind was filled with chaotic and evil thoughts, he saw Osamu Dazai full of regret and said: "Well, if this is the case, let's activate our alternative plan."

Bai Mu finally felt a little hope in the darkness, "Is there an alternative?"

"I included the possibility of you being injured and losing your ability to move." Dazai muttered vaguely, "...cheongsam, what a pity."

Bai Mu heard his subtext, "How did you know that I would be taken away by Hong Kong gangsters... No, why did you directly finalize the retreat plan? Didn't you even make a rescue plan?"

Dazai opened his beautiful iris-colored eyes, and looked at him innocently: "Because I know that if it were you, I would be able to escape by myself. I am so weak, I can't even beat Chuya, and I can't save you if I go in , to make a symbolic response in the most trouble-free way, wouldn't it be enough?"

Bai Mu: "...Actually, only this 'easiest trouble' is the real reason deep in your heart!"

Dazai smiled, "...Inner heart? Xiao Shiraki, seeing that you will choose to leave the port mafia and receive you outside this air duct I used to walk through... I am actually quite happy in my heart."

The tone of this sentence is a little different from the previous one, Bai Mu was keenly aware of something.It's just that "Grandma" and "Grandma" Zai fit together under layers of physical defenses, without revealing a trace of true emotions.

"Ah, let's hurry up! You don't have the strength, so I can do it." Dazai's voice returned to normal, and he wanted to reach out to touch him, "I said Shiraki-chan... can I really not touch you?"

"No, don't touch it."

Dazai showed him his empty elderly grocery shopping trolley, "Then how do I put you in it?"

"...You can control the time you touch me every time within six to seven seconds."

Dazai said happily: "Okay, Shiraki-chan, it's time to show your flexibility! Obediently hug your legs."

When Ryunosuke Akutagawa jumped down the ventilation duct, he only saw an old lady pushing a cart with slow hands and feet.

When he passed by without squinting, he suddenly noticed the size of this grocery shopping cart... If it is the size of Shiraki, it is not impossible to fit it in.

Akutagawa, who was rare to be cautious and noticed something wrong, walked over without saying hello, and directly lifted the cover of the trolley.

...Then he saw the very eye-catching pink cheongsam and pink bra on the top, which was extremely out of date with the old "grandmother"'s age.

Akutagawa: "..."

"Grandma" "Grandma" Zai screamed vividly: "Ah——dead ghost, hooligan! Peek at other people's underwear!"

Akutagawa took two steps back with a pale face, his face was full of indescribable shock.And before Dazai opened his mouth to launch the second round of mental attack, he said "I'm very sorry" and fled with Rashomon.

Shiraki wore a bra and a cheongsam on his head with a blank expression, folded himself into three and sat in the trolley with his legs crossed. Dazai fastened the cloth bag cover, and patted Shiraki's side face accurately through the bag, tremblingly said: " Feel~~~ really good."

Baimu: "..."

Just like that, he was hidden in the elderly cart and was pushed away by Dazai.

The headquarters building of the port mafia is in the port, and the port is the economic lifeline of Yokohama. A hundred meters away is the traffic and pedestrians. Therefore, without destroying the tranquility of Yokohama, Mori Ogai did not rashly block everyone in the area.

Because there were so many people, it was not earth-shattering to see an old lady shopping occasionally. Dazai pushed the cart and broke through the weakest route of the checkpoint outside Hong Kong and Hei.

All the personnel who tried to check the grocery shopping cart were met with indiscriminate mental attacks by Osamu Dazai, and had to let them pass in a daze.

The one-hour appointment, with every second of rotation, is drawing to a close.

Nasu Shiraki is still missing.

Just when they were about to leave the high-risk area, Shiraki suddenly heard Dazai Osamu muttering in a low voice: "I clearly sent this slug away ahead of time, but why did he come back early?...not good."

Did you meet Zhongye?

As long as he didn't encounter Mori Ogai head-on, Shiraki would not panic at all.

He didn't understand why Dazai reacted like this.

Osamu Dazai's disguise is superb, not to mention that Akutagawa was easily deceived, even when he saw Osamu Dazai for the first time, it should not be too difficult for Dazai.

But Zhong Ye actually stopped them with a low voice: "Hey...grandma over there, stop for me."

... Bai Mu, who had a girly fan on his head, was stunned.

Why did Zhongye, the most deceitful gangster in Hong Kong, not follow the script today?