don't touch my ears

"Yeah, just a little naughty."

……

Why does this sound sound familiar?

Ye Zhen, who was hanging in the air, suddenly realized something and struggled desperately.

The chicken leg fell by his hand, only one step away from him.

At least, at least let him take a bite, ah ah——

"Don't give up yet."

A punitive slap landed on Ye Zhen's little butt with a cold voice.

Being whipped suddenly, Ye Zhen flinched and missed the last chance to get the drumstick in an instant.

The courier brother who was watching the whole process at the door was overjoyed, bent over there hahahahaha, Zhang Yujie rushed up, blocking the courier brother's vision with his body.

"Everything has been delivered, so hurry up and go to the next one. I'll give you a good review later." Zhang Yujie hurried away.

Family ugliness cannot be publicized, not to mention that you don't know what unimaginable things will happen in a while.

"Okay, welcome to order from our house later."

The courier brother happily left.

Feeling that he had done a good deed, Zhang Yujie was about to close the door when someone's anger was transferred over.

"And you-"

"Are you brave enough?"

Zhang Yujie trembled and didn't close the door anymore. He just dodged to the outside and said haha: "Well, since you're back, I'm leaving. Our experiment has started, I have to go back I have written a paper, and we have to hand in a review tomorrow.”

"Wait, take these away."

Yan Yixuan threw a large pile of bags in the other hand to the ground, all of them were takeaways he cut off halfway.

As soon as he entered the community, a delivery boy got off his motorcycle and asked him for directions. The house in Xiaojiangwan had only opened for sale not long ago. In addition to various purchase restrictions, the number of transactions is not much at present. When Yan Yixuan heard the number of his building, he immediately He became alert, and took a look at the takeaway order without hesitation.

Hehe, as expected.

After that, Yan Yixuan met no less than five food delivery people along the way, without exception, all of them were delivered to his home. The last fried chicken delivery person met in the elevator. Yan Yixuan said that he had too many things in his hand It's not convenient to take it, I hope the other party will help to deliver it, the enthusiastic takeaway guy patted his chest and agreed.

From this, a certain stupid rabbit was successfully caught.

Zhang Yujie moved back carefully, picked up the things on the ground and took a look, then looked up at Yan Yixuan's expressionless face, swallowed:

"This, this is too much for me to finish, why don't you keep it for the night..."

"How much do you know?"

"Just, just one person who didn't pay attention..."

Zhang Yujie stammered and explained, just like a student facing a teacher, a child facing a parent, pitiful, weak and helpless.

"Take it back to the school and divide it. If you can't finish the dormitory, take it to Guan Han's dormitory."

"Oh, good."

Zhang Yujie responded nonchalantly, and glanced at a certain big white rabbit stuck on Yan Yixuan's wrist before leaving.

The big white rabbit looked at him for help, but he himself was also a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, so he had no energy left to help, so he could only look away cruelly, carried the bag, and walked out of the gate without looking back.

Seeing the last hope disappearing before his eyes, Ye Zhen couldn't even sigh, and weakly softened his body, trying to turn into a piece of rabbit cake and slide it from Yan Yixuan's hand.

"You still dare to make trouble."

Yan Yixuan slapped Ye Zhen's little butt again, this time with nothing in his hand, he could use more strength, it was not the same as scratching an itch.

Ye Zhen was in pain, and his hair exploded all at once, and he kicked his legs desperately to change his posture. Yan Yixuan cooperated with him and turned his wrist, so that Ye Zhen's two hind paws fell on his arms.

As soon as he stood still, the big white rabbit arrogantly raised its claws and pointed at Yan Yixuan's nose, accusing arrogantly:

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

How can you hit a rabbit!

Yan Yixuan grabbed Ye Zhen's ear and rubbed it threateningly a few times. The plum blossom-shaped scar on the edge of the ear was irritated, and Ye Zhen shrank his neck impatiently.

"Why did you promise me before you left? Huh?" Yan Yixuan sat on the sofa and rubbed Ye Zhen's flat stomach with one hand, his face turned cloudy in an instant: "If you don't sleep well, don't eat well, Dare to order takeaway."

"Cuckoo..."

Ye Zhen knew she was in the wrong, so she didn't dare to refute, and could only pitifully rub Yan Yixuan's palm in an attempt to get away with it.

Yan Yixuan narrowed his eyes: "Do you know what's wrong?"

"Cuckoo."

I know I know.

Hearing this insincere apology, Yan Yixuan sighed, let go of Ye Zhen, let him raise his head and meet his eyes, and asked, "Do you know why I came back today?"

Ye Zhen shook her head.

He has been thinking about this question just now. Didn't Yan Yixuan agree to go for three days and two nights before? It's only the second day, why did he come back suddenly, and he didn't tell them that he would end the trip early, if he If I had said earlier, Zhang Yujie would not have encouraged him to order takeaway.

Yan Yixuan saw Ye Zhen's doubts, and said without hesitation, "Because I miss you so much, I came back early."

Ye Zhen: "..."

"Why, don't you believe me?" Yan Yixuan gently pinched Ye Zhen's face: "I finally finished the experiment ahead of time and rushed back eagerly, only to see the rabbit I was thinking of ordering so many takeaways behind my back, why? , think that the bento I made is not delicious?"

"Cuckoo."

No, it's just that I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and I'm a bit greedy.

Ye Zhen said guiltily.

"Oh, you used to eat meat as a person?"

"Cuckoo."

Yes, yes, he's a meatless party.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Ye Zhen immediately realized that something was wrong. He looked at Yan Yixuan in horror, hoping that the other party didn't understand what he just said.

This is obviously impossible.

Even if Yan Yixuan didn't understand the following words, he could still understand the words of affirmation. No matter how bad he was, he could see Ye Zhen nodding his head.

"Okay, I'll let you off this time."

Yan Yixuan, who took off another layer of vest from the white rabbit, was in a great mood, and simply stated the way to deal with this matter: "As a punishment, starting tomorrow, the snacks will be halved for half a month."

"Gu..."

Ye Zhen's voice sounded pitiful.

However, Yan Yixuan is very clear that this is definitely an act, and halving the snacks is not a punishment at all. The white rabbit’s daily snacks are said to be limited, but in fact they are unlimited. You can get as much as you want.

In fact, Ye Zhen did——

It's just pretending.

Every time Yan Yixuan got angry, it was thunderous and rainy, he was not afraid at all, this time he was caught before he even succeeded, since it was an attempt, then nothing happened.

snack?He doesn't care about snacks or not, even if he is punished for not eating snacks for the rest of his life, he doesn't care.

Ye Zhen didn't put his mind on Yan Yixuan's punishment at all, he was more concerned about what Yan Yixuan said before.

How did Yan Yixuan know that he used to be a human being?Could it be that he lost his horse in his sleep last night?

Ye Zhen stared anxiously at Yan Yixuan, but the other party seemed to have not noticed his gaze at all, walked into the bathroom to take a shower, changed into a bathrobe and went to bed.

The water splashed onto Ye Zhen who was lying on the pillow thinking about life, he was shocked, before he could react, Yan Yixuan hugged him and shrank into the bed together.

"Shh, sleep with me for a while."

Yan Yixuan hugged Ye Zhen to his chest, his eyes were already closed.

"Cuckoo."

Your hair hasn't been blown yet.

Ye Zhen tugged at Yan Yixuan's wet hair.

"It's okay, turn on the air conditioner, it will be done soon..."

"Cuckoo!"

No, I'll have a headache when I wake up!

It was rare for Ye Zhen to stick to her point of view, she tried her best to lift Yan Yixuan's arm and got out, ran to the bathroom to get the hair dryer, ran back again, plugged in the electricity and let Yan Yixuan blow dry her hair.

After blowing for a while, Ye Zhen suddenly realized something was wrong.

Yan Yixuan's breathing was steady, as if he had fallen asleep.

Ye Zhen stretched out his paw and poked Yan Yixuan's face to make sure that he was really asleep.

No, it's such a loud voice.

Suddenly, Ye Zhen's heart moved, he walked around to the other side, and he saw the faint bruises under Yan Yixuan's eyes.

so...

That's why he can come back today.

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