don't touch my ears

In fact, Zhang Yujie had no idea whether Yan Yixuan had any idea in his mind.

However, when he managed to coax the big white rabbit, he secretly hid in the bathroom and called Yan Yixuan on the pretext of going to the bathroom, and when he heard the loud laughter coming from the other end, he really couldn't hold back— —

Swear a curse.

The particularly ugly kind.

"That's fine with Little Plum Blossom, why are you booing too?"

"I'm still booing???"

Zhang Yujie almost exploded, not almost, he really exploded, the whole person bounced off the toilet, ready to go like a cannonball, his qi sank in his dantian, but in the next second, he didn't have any energy left. The full breath suddenly leaked out.

There seemed to be some movement outside the bathroom door.

Zhang Yujie hurriedly covered the phone with his hands, glanced at the door furtively, and after confirming that nothing had happened, he breathed a sigh of relief, sat back on the toilet lightly, and said in a low voice, "Why don't you If you mess with me, Little Plum Blossom is just staying in the bedroom, if he is going to be frightened in a while, he will come to you and ask you clearly."

"Wouldn't that be great?" The voice on the other end of the phone was relaxed and cheerful: "It's just a good time to ask who he is."

"Be yourself!"

Zhang Yujie kept telling himself not to get excited, but he really couldn't help it. Generally, Yan Yixuan would not make people feel his bad side, but when he was really bad, it was obviously not a person.

Yan Yixuan laughed again, the unbeatable laughter made Zhang Yujie wish to go along the network cable and beat him up.

"By the way, why are you still calling? Haven't you read all my papers, why don't you just tell him the truth?"

"How do I know what the truth is?" Zhang Yujie said angrily.

"Didn't you see the paper?" Yan Yixuan asked back.

"Then what's the matter?" Zhang Yujie continued to ask back.

"..."

After a moment of silence, a sigh came from the phone.

"Did you copy your monthly English literature review?"

"Why, look down on the scumbags?"

"No, just a little surprised."

Yan Yixuan is also speechless, he knows Zhang Yujie too well, he is not a scumbag, he just has no interest in this major at all.

To be honest, Yan Yixuan never understood why Zhang Yujie stayed at the School of Pharmacy. In his opinion, if Zhang Yujie was transferred to the School of Business, he would have already made a living.

"Hurry up and explain what's going on. I have to comfort your rabbit in a while. He doesn't even want to take a nap now, and he won't let go of the computer."

Yan Yixuan frowned subconsciously when he heard the words.

The sleeping habit of rabbits is different from that of human beings. The basic principle is a small amount and multiple times. However, this big white rabbit in their house is naturally different. It sleeps at night. After a full eight hours of sleep, it can't crawl in the morning. Wake up, in order to stabilize the big white rabbit's sleep, Yan Yixuan specially arranged a nap at a fixed time.

This hour of nap has always been Yan Yixuan's favorite time throughout the day. When he was at home, he would lie in bed with the white and fragrant plum blossoms, rub each other and play for a while, and then fall asleep together. It was at school, and the afternoon nap was on the recliner. If Yan Yixuan was busy with experiments, he would wait for the big white rabbit to fall asleep before leaving quietly.

Unexpectedly, less than a few hours after he left, his big white rabbit had already had problems taking a nap.

"Hurry up and put him to bed. What time is it? If you go to bed too late, he won't be able to sleep and play games at night."

"Mom, you still have the face to say it, and you don't even think about whose fault it is all about."

Knowing that Yan Yixuan couldn't see, Zhang Yujie still rolled his eyes.

"Okay, it's all my fault, you go quickly."

When it comes to Ye Zhen's matter, Yan Yixuan has always had no principles, even if he doesn't want principles, his self-esteem doesn't matter.

"What are you going to do, please explain this clearly first." Zhang Yujie said.

"There is nothing to explain. It's nothing at all. How could Professor Hua be interested in my thesis? He has been studying tumors for many years. Professor Hu may still be a little..." Yan Yixuan became impatient for a while, and he was a little unscrupulous , After reacting, he quickly maintained Professor Hu's reputation: "Sorry, Professor Hu is an upright person, it is really impossible."

"You said the internal review and reconsideration first, is it true?"

"Yes, but that's a problem in the academy. Professor Hua is just here as a lobbyist, and I agree."

"What lobbyist?"

"The school hopes that I can put more energy into this major, saying that it is not easy to cultivate a student like me. I agree very much. Originally, my father asked me to study for a degree in finance. Now the application is not approved. , I'll save myself trouble."

Put more energy on this major?

Why are these words so strange?

It sounds like a consolation for those who failed to apply because of their GPA, but Yan Yixuan definitely has no GPA problem. The full GPA is 4.0, and he is in the early 3.9 every year. He is either the second in the grade or the first in the grade. After four years of undergraduate studies, there is no doubt that he is the first in the whole year.

Zhang Yujie always felt that something was wrong, but Yan Yixuan's tone was quite normal, Zhang Yujie believed in Yan Yixuan's judgment more than what he felt was wrong.

Since Yan Yixuan said it was fine, it must be fine.

"Then what happened to the papers you brought in for internal review? Is it a paper on new drugs? And why are there so many articles in your computer? All the references in the review I wrote last semester are not so many together. .”

"You professors are so kind. If you want me, I won't give it to you at all."

"...Are you saying it's okay to do business?"

"I can't tell for a while."

"I can't tell why, isn't it just a new drug, what is it called Santituber?"

Relying on the new words he only learned by himself, Zhang Yujie pretended to be aggressive in a timely manner.

"Santituber is not referring to one drug, but the name of the whole study. We studied a total of five first-line drugs. You also know that this type of drug has a lot of side effects, especially for the liver, but the trouble is that liver toxicity is very difficult. ..."

"Okay, let's make a long story short."

Zhang Yujie disarmed and surrendered.

"What do you want to hear?"

"It's not that I want to hear it, but your son wants to hear it. In short, you can prove that the paper you handed in during the internal review will not be taken away by Professor Hua."

Yan Yixuan took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly.

"I took my computer with me that day."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that I didn't hand in the thesis. You don't need to tell Xiaomeihua what Santituber is. You just tell him that I brought my computer to connect to the projector that day. Apart from the paper application form, there is no Leave anything on the spot."

"Hey, the reason you made up casually is similar to what I thought of before."

"What are you making up? The computer in the conference room was broken that day, and everyone brought their computers with them."

"...Oh, so." Zhang Yujie, who repeatedly failed to pretend to be coercive, felt his face was burning.

"Okay, you hurry up and talk, let Xiaomeihua go to bed quickly after you finish talking, I'll call at night, if he still hasn't slept after a while, you can wait to apologize."

"I apologize!? What the hell--"

"Bye."

"Etc., etc!"

"what?"

"Then what..." Zhang Yujie hesitated for a while, but still asked: "You really didn't have anything wrong, don't you think these things are not right together?"

"Everything is normal, you guys are overthinking." Yan Yixuan's tone was very sure.

"Okay, that's it. I have one last question. I heard that your article stunned all the professors present. Is it true?"

"It's too exaggerated. It's just that the interviewing professor didn't study this area, so Professor Hu was invited here." Yan Yixuan almost lost count of how many times he sighed. : "That thesis was originally prepared for the double-degree application, and the follow-up experiments were not done at all. It was just a waste manuscript with good packaging."

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