don't touch my ears

When the new semester started, Ye Zhen suddenly started to lose hair.

Winter is over, and as a biological instinct, rabbits have to change their thick long white hair to better survive the warm and humid spring.

However, Ye Zhen, who has spent the whole winter on small quilts, fleece nests, and air conditioners, said that he didn't feel the use of these furs at all.

If you want to rank these thermal products, the air conditioner and the small quilt are all interesting, and the most important thing is the wool nest stuffed with cotton.

Before moving to Xiaojiangwan, Yan Yixuan mentioned the matter of pet supplies. At that time, Ye Zhen refused the right to choose furniture by herself because she didn’t want to reveal her identity. But for the hard plastic house, he found that he was thinking too much. Only the poor can make the choice, and the local rich always want everything.

All types of pet products, whether it is a small bed, a food box or a water bottle, there are more than one. Take the small nest as an example, wool, plastic, glass, stainless steel... There are all kinds of small nests made of every material. I bought it for you. In his words, it won’t break if you leave it anyway. It doesn’t matter if you buy more, you can change it frequently.

As a local rich rabbit, Ye Zhen is actually slowly changing his mentality, but when he sees a mountain of pet supplies in the small warehouse at home, his mood is still involuntarily complicated.

What does it mean to have money but have nowhere to spend it?

……

"Lift your feet."

Yan Yixuan patted Ye Zhen's butt.

Ye Zhen took two steps forward, then looked back.

Yan Yixuan picked up a white hair and carefully put it into a plastic bag.

The small bag is full of white fluff, and you can tell where it came from at a glance. The strange thing is that this bag is not the kind of garbage bag that you want to throw away at first sight, but a small bag with a seal, which is often seen in laboratories. , specially used to pack ready-made pills and the like.

Ye Zhen was a little strange, so she asked.

"Cuckoo."

what are you doing?

"Collecting your hair."

"Cuckoo?"

Why collect?

"It is said on the Internet that you can make an identical doll by collecting the hair from pets," Yan Yixuan said.

For a moment, Ye Zhen didn't know whether to complain about Yan Yixuan's childlike innocence or complain about his ignorance.

Of course there are all kinds of gods on the Internet, not to mention collecting pet hair to make a doll like it, or building a building like the Oriental Pearl Tower, but in reality there are so many capable people and strange people, most of them have no strengths ordinary people.

"At first, I was worried that I would have to collect it for a year, but now it seems that it won't take so long, and it will be enough to wait until summer." Yan Yixuan put the small bag in the drawer, then rubbed Ye Zhen's waist, pinching a small piece Fatty said, "You've lost too much hair, you're a little bald here."

Ye Zhen didn't believe it, how could he fall so badly, he looked at the place where Yan Yixuan was pinching with disdain, and then his face turned pale with fright, turning into a pale rabbit.

I saw a hairless spot suddenly appeared on the fat waist that was already much thinner.

"Cuckoo!"

What should I do, I'm going to become a bald rabbit!

Ye Zhen was in a hurry.

It took a lot of effort to lose the fat and turned into a slender rabbit. Before enjoying the sense of superiority brought by the beauty for a few days, it immediately began to lose hair. Why did God have to make trouble with him?

"It's okay, I asked the doctor, it will grow back in winter." Yan Yixuan comforted.

"Cuckoo."

Before that there is spring, summer and autumn.

Ye Zhen felt that Yan Yixuan could not understand his sorrow, so he turned his head sadly and pointed his butt at Yan Yixuan.

"Okay, don't be sad, play games?"

Yan Yixuan poked Ye Zhen's sad back.

Ye Zhen ignored him, he just wanted to be alone now.

After contemplating for a while, Ye Zhen made a difficult decision.

He opened Taobao and bought a bottle of black sesame paste.

Yan Yixuan watched helplessly as Ye Zhen put the black sesame paste into the shopping cart, and then submitted the order.

Yan Yixuan hesitated for a while, then said hesitantly: "Rabbits can't drink too much water, so you can't eat black sesame paste."

Ye Zhen's body froze obviously.

Yan Yixuan continued: "Besides, black sesame paste doesn't have a great effect on hair growth. The main cause of hair loss is stress, so... why don't we play games?"

Ye Zhen opened her big eyes and looked at Yan Yixuan eagerly.

"Cuckoo."

But isn't he playing games every day?Then why is he still shedding hair?Could it be that he doesn't have enough time to play games?

Looking at Ye Zhen's little eyes full of hope and self-deception, Yan Yixuan could only pat his little head sympathetically: "After all, it is normal for rabbits to shed their hair when the seasons change."

"..."

Going around, I still can't get around the ending of becoming a bald rabbit.

Ye Zhen was very sad.

"Do you play games?"

Yan Yixuan has no other way to comfort his big white rabbit, he really wants to hug the big white rabbit and kiss him or her, to express his firm belief that no matter what the big white rabbit becomes, he will never dislike him, but for some reason, recently The big white rabbit is very resistant to his closeness, let alone a kiss, he can't even hug him.

Just like now, the big white rabbit is shrunk into a ball, and has nowhere to start, so it can only hug its waist.

However, once he stretches out his hand to pinch the opponent's stomach and lifts it up, the soft belly of the big white rabbit will extend infinitely like a liquid. Even if the belly is in his hands, the head and feet will still stay on the ground, forming a whole rabbit. The upside-down U-shape will become an O-shape after a while. In short, he just refuses his hug.

After so many years of experimentation, Yan Yixuan really can do it if he wants to get the big white rabbit up, but he can't treat his little plum blossom like a rabbit in the laboratory. There is no way, things like feelings are always helpless.

"Cuckoo."

Do not hit.

Ye Zhen shook her head, then walked to the computer and pointed to a file on the desktop.

"You want to see this?" Yan Yixuan was a little surprised: "Do you know what this is?"

Of course you know, this is Santituber's research paper, something that can cause a sensation in the entire pharmaceutical industry.

But at this moment, Ye Zhen certainly couldn't admit that he knew what it was, otherwise it would be equivalent to exposing his profession.

"Is this a paper you wrote?" A line of words appeared on Ye Zhen's tablet.

"Do you know about thesis? What major did you study before?" Yan Yixuan didn't miss any chance to say something.

"..."

Ye Zhen temporarily stopped typing, took two steps forward and gave Yan Yixuan a rabbit punch, and then returned to his tablet.

Yan Yixuan didn't move, didn't blink, and Ye Zhen still beat him to vent his anger. After the big white rabbit returned, Yan Yixuan rubbed his oily palm, and looked at Ye Zhen with calculations in his eyes. .

Well, if it blows up, it proves that he guessed one more thing right.

Once a human being, a college student.

——He couldn't wait to take off all the little vests of the big white rabbit.

"I saw it on your school's official website. It says that graduate students must publish SCI papers if they want to graduate."

Yan Yixuan was stunned, and wanted to say something, but swallowed the original words abruptly, paused for a long time, and then said: "The rule you mentioned was only available in material science until last year, because only this major can understand it. All English teaching has been opened."

Ye Zhen was a little dazed, he just wanted to ask Yan Yixuan when this paper was going to be published, why did the topic suddenly go off track now?

"But this year, the School of Pharmacy has also added this rule, because the school has hired foreign teachers, and the expensive investment cannot be wasted. What about those who want to apply for our professional graduate students?"

Ye Zhen nodded, without the slightest sense of crisis that she had almost lost all the horses that should be lost.

Speaking of which, part of the reason why he did not continue to study in graduate school was because the graduate students of S University were too difficult to study, and it was too troublesome to change majors for postgraduate entrance examinations.

He is not a top student like Yan Yixuan, he has a straight Ph.D., which is even enviable to others.

"Then when will your paper be published?"

Ye Zhen tried her best to use a cute tone to make herself appear not so deliberate, but she didn't know that it was this innocent attitude that gave Yan Yixuan the opportunity to strip his vest.

"I'm not in a hurry to publish a thesis now, there is still a long time until graduation." Yan Yixuan said.

"Earlier is always better."

It's true that the emperor doesn't rush the eunuchs. The calmer Yan Yixuan is, the more flustered Ye Zhen is. According to his incomplete memory seven years later and the barely usable undergraduate knowledge, Yan Yixuan should have finished writing his thesis.

It would be a bit scary if you don't post it after you finish writing it. Who knows if Professor Hua will do something wrong next.

Ye Zhenchao wanted Yan Yixuan to send out the paper immediately, but he couldn't say it directly, otherwise Yan Yixuan would ask him why he did this, and he would reveal his identity?

Ye Zhen wanted Yan Yixuan to get back what belonged to him, but he didn't want to tell him his identity, so he could only get tangled up day by day, like a ball of wool that could not be cut without interruption.

"Don't worry, I will be able to graduate normally."

Yan Yixuan saw the right moment, stretched out his hand to gently support him, hugged him with the acquiescence of the big white rabbit, then leaned in and kissed him twice, and changed the subject before the other party got mad:

"The experiments at hand have been completed, and I am going back to Professor Hua to help out. I am also planning to apply for a double degree this semester. There are many programs open to students at S University, and I can easily get an extra diploma. By the way Go home on errands."

"... Coo coo."

It is only open to excellent students like you.

Ye Zhen felt powerless to complain, he had already learned one major to the point of dying, and Yan Yixuan still had time to apply for another one.

On this topic, Ye Zhen and Zhang Yujie, who is also a scumbag, have a lot in common. Zhang Yujie complained to him about Yan Yixuan's abnormality more than once in the game, and Baoyan Zhibo is just the tip of the iceberg.

Ye Zhen was deeply touched by this, he was a rabbit who had seen Yan Yixuan's graduation file.