don't touch my ears

It's a pity that there is no monitoring system installed in the laboratory, so Yan Yixuan did not witness Ye Zhen operating the computer with his limbs and the floor.

However, judging from the situation in the aisle, no one entered his laboratory that night, no matter how you think about it, a certain white rabbit is the most suspicious.

Yan Yixuan can be sure that this is not an ordinary white rabbit, but he has no way to prove it.

Under the circumstances that Ye Zhen wanted to hide it, Yan Yixuan could at most feel the other side's human side. As for whether he had become a master, he really couldn't find any definite evidence.

However, for Yan Yixuan, he is more concerned about the experimental data of this rabbit, whether it can bring a breakthrough for his experiment, as for other things, that is not important.

Totally unimportant.

Yan Yixuan originally thought so, but a week later...

Subject is still alive and in good health.

When Yan Yixuan typed this line on the computer, the subject was lying next to him doing sit-ups.

Yes, sit ups.

The big white rabbit was lying flat on the side platform, with its front paws hugging its head, its hind paws bent, and with a little effort from its lower abdomen, it raised its upper body. Its movements were extremely standard, and it looked like a rabbit that had been exercising regularly.

Uh……

Rabbit essence?

Yan Yixuan didn't know how to describe the identity of this rabbit.

A fine rabbit.

A rabbit who has become a genius but does not admit that he has become a genius.

A... good rabbit for experiments.

He has been walking alone in this world for too long, so long that he almost forgot the feeling of being accompanied.

a rabbit.

Not a great mate, but not bad either.

Drop drop drop.

The alarm set on the phone rang.

Before Yan Yixuan could say anything, Ye Zhen had already acted.

He quickly got up from the table, ran up to Yan Yixuan, and looked at him eagerly.

"... so cute."

Yan Yixuan rubbed Ye Zhen's head, put on his gloves, took out the blade from the counter, and collected blood in one go.

A week later, the tacit understanding of one person and one rabbit completely threw the rabbit frame aside, and the work to be done by Yan Yixuan was even simplified to the point where he only needed to cut a knife. Mr. Rabbit would hold his ear and let the blood drip into the test tube. If the location and scene are not right, Yan Yixuan even thinks that this is an artificially trained actor rabbit, who is standing on the stage and performing acrobatics for everyone.

Ye Zhen tried her best to endure the itch that hit her soul, quietly waited for Yan Yixuan to finish taking the blood, and then pitifully hugged her ears and went aside to whimper.

Alas, I can't get used to this kind of thing no matter how many times I repeat it.

Ye Zhen held her ear to dry for a while, then rubbed the wound to let the blood flow a little.

After taking blood for a week, no matter how superb Yan Yixuan's technique is, the repeated incisions will definitely leave scars. If you look carefully, there is already a dark red triangular scar on Ye Zhen's ear , against his snow-white fur, a bit like a small plum blossom in full bloom.

Ye Zhen is quite satisfied with this scar, which is very artistic, as if it was tattooed on it specially.

Yan Yixuan felt very sorry for this. The laboratory principle is to minimize the pain of experimental animals, but in order to complete this experiment, he took far more blood from Ye Zhen than the normal amount, so the damage caused to Ye Zhen was natural. It is also an increase of hundreds or thousands of times.

And this scar is the testimony of these injuries.

However, if it was an ordinary rabbit, it would have died of excessive blood loss if it was bled for a week, and it would not have to go through so much pain.

From this point of view...

Yan Yixuan's eyes fell on the computer, he looked at the unbelievably perfect experimental data, and once again felt that this rabbit might be the savior sent by heaven to save this medicine.

After Ye Zhen rubbed her ears, she walked to the computer, glanced at Yan Yixuan's paper that had made some progress, and then lay down on the side relieved.

"Does it still hurt?" Yan Yixuan asked.

Ye Zhen shook her head.

It doesn't hurt, just a little itchy.

"Mr. Rabbit, have you become a genius?" Yan Yixuan said suddenly.

Ye Zhen ignored him.

"If you admit it, can I buy you fruit salad for lunch?" Yan Yixuan threatened and lured.

Ye Zhen turned her head away, refusing to meet Yan Yixuan's eyes.

Yan Yixuan has asked him this question no less than ten times this week, and the bargaining chip used to seduce him has changed from vegetable salad to fruit salad. Ye Zhen was still a little nervous the first few times, but later , he simply broke the can, but refused to admit it, what could Yan Yixuan do to him?

Even if Yan Yixuan told about him, no one would believe him. As long as he didn't admit it, no one could say that he was a good rabbit.

Have you heard that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you can't become a master?

Compared with his own life, Ye Zhen pays more attention to whether Santituber can be born smoothly, for this reason, he must not let Yan Yixuan stop the experiment.

... In fact, Ye Zhen's worries were superfluous.

Even if Ye Zhen admits that he is a good rabbit, Yan Yixuan will still finish the whole experiment on him. He has already paid too much for Santituber, and finally got Ye Zhen this precious breakthrough. I will never let go no matter what.

But Ye Zhen didn't know what Yan Yixuan was thinking, so he could only imagine fresh vegetables and fruits, and then continued to eat his unpalatable rabbit food.

Hmph, he doesn't want to eat fruit salad, he is a rabbit who wants to lose weight, how can he fall under the temptation of delicious food?

"By the way, take the medicine before eating." Yan Yixuan handed over two pills and a beaker of water: "You can't chew, just swallow it."

Ye Zhen looked away uncooperatively, pretending not to understand what he said.

Anyway, he is just an ordinary rabbit, it is normal that he cannot understand human language.

Yan Yixuan felt helpless.

There are many ways to make the experimental rabbit obedient, but this rabbit spirit in front of him is too human, and his every move reveals innocence, cuteness and cowardice, he really can't do it.

"Okay, let's order takeaway for you from the head office. Look, the order has been placed."

Yan Yixuan handed Ye Zhen the phone to look at. The small window of Meituan Takeout clearly stated Vegetable Salad*1, and the seller had accepted the order.

Ye Zhen made a disdainful voice from his nose, joking, is he the kind of rabbit who would bend his waist for five buckets of rice?

Yan Yixuan withdrew his hand while sighing: "No, then..."

Another prompt popped up on the small window, fruit platter*1, the seller has accepted the order.

Ye Zhen grabbed the pill in Yan Yixuan's hand and put it into his mouth with lightning speed, swallowed it with a grunt.

belch.

After taking the medicine, Ye Zhen raised his head and met Yan Yixuan's eyes, his big eyes were watery, as if saying: You must buy it, don't lie to me.

Yan Yixuan laughed out loud.

The recent week was undoubtedly the happiest time since he was in college. Ye Zhen's presence greatly increased the number and time of his running to the laboratory.

In the past few days, Yan Yixuan even moved a recliner chair into the laboratory, planning to live here.

In fact, Ye Zhen didn't welcome Yan Yixuan to come to play with him when he was free, because Yan Yixuan's laptop was always left in the laboratory, but only when he was away, Ye Zhen could operate the computer in a fair manner.

When Yan Yixuan was present, he could only do sit-ups like an ordinary rabbit to lose weight.

Yes, lose weight.

Ye Zhen has made up her mind since the first day she crossed over to lose weight, lose all the fat in her body, and turn into a slender and beautiful little rabbit, the male god among rabbits.

So, before the food was delivered, Ye Zhen lay down again and began to consume the calories in her body.

One two one two one two one.

Yan Yixuan supported his head and admired Ye Zhen's perfect sit-ups for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Speaking of which, Mr. Rabbit, how about I give you a name?"

Ye Zhen's movements stopped.

What, a name?

"After all, we will get along for a long time, so we can't keep calling you Mr. Rabbit, can we?" Yan Yixuan said.

Ye Zhen felt that what he said made sense, so she nodded.

"Well, what should I call it?" Seeing Ye Zhen nodded, Yan Yixuan immediately began to seriously think about the name.

Ye Zhen didn't have too many extravagant hopes, as long as he wasn't an idiot or something, Xiao Bai could accept it.

Suddenly, Yan Yixuan had an idea, stretched out his hand to pinch the tip of Ye Zhen's ear, and saw a blooming red plum engraved on the big snow-white ear, which was extremely gorgeous.

Therefore, Yan Yixuan said with a smile: "Why don't we just call it "Treading Xue Xunmei?"

Ye Zhen: "..."

Could it be that your naming skills were eaten by dogs?

The author has something to say:

Yan Yixuan: No, I was eaten by a rabbit