don't touch my ears

When Ye Zhen woke up, she still vaguely remembered how Yan Yixuan had knocked him out with the medicine.

He sat up blankly and looked around. There was a double bed under him, and there was a lamp on the bedside, emitting a warm light.

It's just a simple room, not the kind of operating table in TV dramas.

Of course, it can't be the operating table. According to Yan Yixuan's financial resources, it is not possible to sell him for money.

It seems that there is no big problem, the biggest possibility is that Yan Yixuan bought a new house after remarriage and wanted to give him a surprise.

Ye Zhen, who thought so, suddenly found that his bed moved.

Or rather, the whole room moved.

It's not the kind of movement of an earthquake, but a slight shake, very slight, but not enough to be ignored.

A bold idea appeared in Ye Zhen's mind. While reassuring himself that he wouldn't be so bloody, he got out of bed and opened the window to take a look.

The fishy and salty smell hits the face, and the blue sea water is vivid in the sun.

They are in the vast Pacific Ocean.

Ye Zhen: "..."

The cruise ship is very big, Ye Zhen circled around and met several people who looked like waiters, and those people bowed respectfully when they saw him, Ye Zhen originally thought it was a tourist project, and there were many tourists on board, so don't cause trouble Ye Zhen didn't ask these people if they had seen Yan Yixuan, and took a leisurely tour of the swimming pool, gym, dance room, water theater, planetarium, restaurant and pet room.

The whole process did not see the second guest other than him.

Ye Zhen, who finally had some points in his heart, went back and walked around the restaurant, and then caught Yan Yixuan who was cooking porridge at the back kitchen.

"Are you awake?" Yan Yixuan's tone was normal, as if they were still in Xiaojiangwan.

Ye Zhen: "I have a question, do you have the consciousness of being a kidnapper?"

Yan Yixuan: "Call it, even if you break your throat, no one will come to rescue you."

Ye Zhen: "..."

In fact, he was thinking just now, if he calls the police now and tells the police that he has been kidnapped and is currently on a super luxury cruise ship on the Pacific Ocean, and he is about to have dinner with the kidnappers, I don’t know if the police uncle will Will transfer him to a psychiatric hospital.

Most likely it will.

Before that, if it was the police uncle in charge, he should have asked him about his relationship with the kidnapper, whether the other party had caused him any physical or financial harm, and the purpose of the kidnapper for kidnapping him.

In order not to add extra burden to the hard-working police uncle, Ye Zhen resisted the urge to give it a try, and asked indifferently: "So why did you bring me here?"

Yan Yixuan said aggrievedly: "I want to spend my honeymoon."

Ye Zhen: "..."

Well, in fact, he almost guessed it.

Continuing with the idea just now, the police uncle asked his marriage partner why he kidnapped him, and he replied that it was because the two of them could not agree on the honeymoon, so the other party took this coercive method to bring him away to the Pacific Ocean.

At this time, the police uncle may ask one more question. People who are unconscious should not be allowed to join the tour group, and then he replied that they are not with the tour group, and the cruise ship is private.

So the police uncle hung up the phone angrily.

Damn loving dog, Xiu Enaixiu came to the police station.

……

Off topic, get down to business.

Ye Zhen: "Why don't you choose a gentler way to have a good talk with me?"

Yan Yixuan: "I talked to you, but it didn't work."

Ye Zhen: "You can continue to talk about it. For example, take a closer domestic tour and take two or three days off for the weekend. If you are honest, I should agree."

Yan Yixuan: "But what I want to talk about is a three-month round-the-world trip."

Ye Zhen: "..."

That's fine, don't talk about it.

Ye Zhen: "You won."

Wrong way and right result.

There is nothing to talk about, he will definitely not agree, but the medicine is fainted, packed away, and in terms of the result, it is indeed impeccable——

In the Pacific Ocean, Ye Zhen had no choice but to spend her honeymoon with the owner of the cruise ship.

Hearing this, Yan Yixuan showed a smile.

"Let's go, it's almost time for dinner. Foie gras and caviar are on the menu today. We specially invited a Michelin chef."

Hearing the delicious food, Ye Zhen felt a little better. Yan Yixuan seldom cooks western food. With his cooking skills, if he really cooks it, it is not unpalatable. He is usually too lazy to do things, so there is almost no western food on their table. Ye Zhen almost can't remember when was the last time he ate western food. Maybe it was the steak he ordered at home alone.

Ye Zhen: "OK, let's go."

Yan Yixuan walked out with a pot of porridge.

Ye Zhen: "What is this?"

Yan Yixuan: "Preserved egg porridge with lean meat."

Ye Zhen: "Didn't you say there's foie gras?"

Yan Yixuan: "Yes."

Ye Zhen: "Preserved egg porridge with lean meat and foie gras? Your operation is a bit novel."

Yan Yixuan glanced at him, put the porridge on the table, put it down, and then said: "The porridge is for you, this neurological drug has some side effects, it may irritate the stomach, you should eat lightly tonight Better."

Ye Zhen: "..."

Ye Zhen: "You mean, I'm drinking porridge and watching you eat foie gras?"

Yan Yixuan: "You don't have to watch it."

Ye Zhen pursed her lips and raised her fist.

Seeing that the situation is not good, Yan Yixuan hurriedly said seriously: "I would like to drink porridge with you."

Ye Zhen put down her fist: "It's not too bad."

Candlelight flickered.

Colorful flowers are spread across every corner of the restaurant, bright candlesticks are placed on the four corners of the dining table, the white table cloth is not stained at all, and the waiters are standing on both sides, waiting for orders at any time.

Ye Zhen felt like a nobleman in the middle ages. He looked at Yan Yixuan, and this feeling became stronger. The man was wearing a neat suit, eating elegantly and quickly.

eating -

Preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Ye Zhen felt a little uncomfortable, especially when the waiter beside him leaned over and asked him if he needed to add some salt.

"Yes, thank you."

Yan Yixuan looked over: "It's best not to consume salt now."

Ye Zhen: "It's too bad to eat, you didn't add any ingredients."

Yan Yixuan: "Is it not enough to have love as an ingredient?"

Ye Zhen: "..."

Fortunately, Ye Zhen ate quite a lot for lunch, and she is not very hungry now, so she took two casual bites in the end, and finally managed to get over it.

In the evening, after taking a shower, Ye Zhen lay on the bed fragrant, recalling this inexplicable whole day, always feeling like being tricked.

Say good honeymoon is a very happy thing?

Well, not really unhappy.

How should I put it, the main reason is because Yan Yixuan is too coquettish.

The coquettish Yan Yixuan came over and handed Ye Zhen a glass of water eagerly.

Ye Zhen looked up and saw that two carrots had been added to the water.

Ye Zhen: "...Do you think I have dementia, and I will fall into the same trap again?"

Yan Yixuan was shocked: "You have discovered this. The water is just ordinary water, but I injected medicine into one of the carrots, and it will release by itself after standing for a while. It is difficult for even professionals to find out the problem. .”

Ye Zhen: "..."

Does this make any sense?

Is the point the carrot?

Now that he was exposed, Yan Yixuan no longer concealed it, and said frankly: "This has added the latest sedative from our research institute."

Ye Zhen: "So you are worried that I have mania and will get up in the middle of the night to bite you?"

Yan Yixuan: "The kind that can control dopamine secretion without affecting sexual interest."

Ye Zhen: "!!!"

He stared at the glass of water for a long time, then gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, grabbed it and drank it.

Almost didn't spit it out.

Taste this glass of water and you won't need to be "discovered" at all.

Because it tastes bitterer than Coptis chinensis, Ye Zhen pinched his nose and poured it down almost out of the courage he used to drink traditional Chinese medicine. After drinking, tears dripped from the corners of his eyes involuntarily, as if suffering What inhumane abuse.

Yan Yixuan didn't expect Ye Zhen to be so forthright, so he couldn't help being a little dazed.

Ye Zhen wiped away bitter tears, and said domineeringly: "What the hell are you waiting for, hurry up and try it!"

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