Prohibition of ambiguous PUBG
Chapter 55 Drunk Behavior
Drunken with words, Jiang Heng was of course very happy in his heart.
Nuonuo didn't know why his father was like this, so he jumped down from the foot of the bed and joined him beside him with a smile on his eyes: "Dad's face is so red, what's wrong..."
In fact, those who can't drink too much alcohol are mild allergies, so the reaction on the words and faces is very real.He was still sane, but his cheeks were flushed, and he rolled his eyes when he heard that Jiang Heng was about to take a bath.He snorted twice, and said unhappily: "You're not here, and I'm not drunk..."
Before he finished his glass, Jiang Heng finished the glass of red wine he poured for himself, and he still stood there with his expression unchanged, not affected by the alcohol at all.
But Jiang Heng didn't worry too much, his blushing was just a mild reaction at the moment, and it would probably be cuter when the alcohol level rose later.He bent down, pulled his son to the next room and let him play by himself first, and then walked out slowly.Jiang Heng leaned against the door frame like that, took a photo of his son with his mobile phone, and turned his head to take a frontal photo of his words.
Although the distance was far away, but the pixels were high, Jiang Heng found it more interesting, and Kacha took more than ten pictures of drunken words.
It didn't take long for his speech to become a little dizzy, but when he was drunk, he often didn't talk nonsense in words, so he was very calm.Taking advantage of his son's absence, Yan Zi supported the table and stood up, walked over steadily, and went straight to the pocket on Jiang Heng's trousers.
His hand went directly to Jiang Heng's trouser pocket, which made him startled: "Why, baby, don't touch randomly..."
"Stop coming!" He really lived up to his name, and justly found out the lubricating oil hidden in Jiang Heng's pocket, and a box of condoms that he probably put elsewhere.Seeing that he couldn't find anything else, Yan Yan snorted: "Look, what I said, you bought lubricating oil and condoms, what exactly do you want?!"
Under the warm light, Yan Yan's face was dyed red, and his eyes were quite lively: "Hmph, you just want to drag me into doing bad things, don't you?!"
Is it really okay to talk about these things in such a serious manner? What Jiang Heng wanted to do just now was shaken out by him.
But at this time, the reaction of the words made people wonder. Jiang Heng took out all the "criminal tools" on his body, and said honestly: "I have said it all. I bought these because I thought about normal two people. World, what's wrong..."
It doesn't violate any social morality, and the words and words are really confusing.
I don't know whether he is 'criticizing' or looking forward to it.
He heard Jiang Heng answer quite quickly, but he didn't know what he was doing, so he looked around in confusion.It was only now that he realized belatedly that this house was no longer the ones he was familiar with.Unable to believe that he had changed his house, he walked around the living room a few times quickly, as if examining it.
Worried that he was really drunk, Jiang Heng reluctantly approached the bathroom just now with his arms around his words, and turned on the hot water to help him slow down the bathtub.Even if he didn't know where the words were at this time, Jiang Heng still had to coax him dutifully, let him go to sleep first and then said: "This is our future home, Yan Yan. Be good, let me wash it for you first. Take a shower first."
Although the two big men are said to be lovers, it is a bit weird to take a bath like this.It's not that his behavior is weird, but that the expression on Yan Zi's face at this time is very convincing.Jiang Heng tried to take off his top, but didn't dare to touch the last barrier, leaving him a pair of white panties.
While washing, he kept silently muttering in his heart: Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, the core values of socialism...
Relying on tenacious willpower, Jiang Heng slowly filled him with water, put shower gel in it as in the same way, and rubbed several layers of bubbles.Fortunately, his words were still unclear, Jiang Heng said to himself alone: "If I had known, I would not let you drink. Today is the first day of moving, and it should be the best memory!"
"Tsk." He casually complained to himself.
When a good thing happened, Jiang Heng was also confused by the illusion.
At this moment, it was so comfortable to be massaged by him, and I couldn't help but start moaning.Originally, he was not very conscious at first, but now he was completely dizzy, and asked in a daze: "Oh, then will you still do bad things? Uh..."
With his voice already like this, how could Jiang Heng take advantage of others?
What's more, if the other partner is dizzy, how can it be possible to get the most extreme enjoyment in that aspect.Jiang Heng put the towel on his body to wipe off the water without complaint, bowed and hugged Yan Zi directly, so strong that he hugged Yan Zi directly to the bed in the bedroom.
After entering the bedroom, he found that the curtains hadn't been drawn. Jiang Heng was worried, so he went over and closed the curtains.He waited until there was only room for two people around, then he strode over to Yan Zi's bed and slowly peeled off the bath towel.
It's like peeling rice dumplings, after the bath towel is lifted, there are white words inside.
Still a little Tangyuan with no clothes on, wearing a round white underwear all over her buttocks.Jiang Heng swallowed subconsciously, took a deep breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "Can you change your clothes?"
The answer to him was silence, Yan Zi opened his eyes and said nothing.Well, Jiang Heng knew the answer, so he rolled up the quilt and laid it on him seriously.
Don't forget to tuck it very tightly, for fear that the words will roll out of it if you are not careful.
Just in case, Jiang Heng took a bath and used his fastest speed to solve it, and when he came out, he saw the words that should have fallen asleep obediently in the bed slipped out again.And... still holding the condom just now!
From a distance of two meters, he could see that the packaging was probably peach-flavored. Jiang Heng's eyes jumped, and he raised his eyebrows at the still dizzy Yanyan: "Yanyan, although you are drunk, but...you really Aren't you implying something to me?"
The cold air from the air conditioner slowly rose, and the air on the floor was even worse.Yan Ci stepped on the ground with bare feet, and smiled confusedly: "What, I don't know what it is."
His silly smile is very cute, and he looks dumbfounded standing there.
A few minutes later, Jiang Heng hugged the noisy words again, washed his feet again, and carried him to the bed.Now, Jiang Heng personally tied him into bed.The condom and lubricant that had been held by the words just now Jiang Heng stuffed it into the bedside table next to him without changing his expression, and kissed his forehead: "Good boy, I will practice it tomorrow. You are not sober today, just wait... ..."
Some of the behaviors of people after drunk are things that they usually want to do but dare not do. Sometimes it is quite true to say that alcohol is strong and cowardly.The words are often not right to the heart, and the careful thinking is very deep. Jiang Hengquan regarded it as a subconscious behavior and didn't care about it.
The two of them didn't toss for a long time, they couldn't resist being held by Jiang Heng, and fell asleep naturally.
He finally breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly fell asleep with the words in his arms.
At eight o'clock the next morning, Yan Zi finally woke up.Of course he remembered what he did last night, and kept holding those condoms and lubricants in his hands in a daze. Isn't this a blatant hint?And... so stupid.
Recalling the words under the quilt felt a burst of heartache, and I was a little afraid to turn around to see Jiang Heng's expression.
But Jiang Heng woke up as soon as he moved, he yawned, turned around and hugged him naturally.
In the early morning, people will have a short period of unconsciousness, commonly known as ignorance.
The distance between the two is very close, and the man will have a natural reaction in the morning.During this period of ignorant speech, it was very clear that his thigh was pushed by something.His eyebrows twitched, but he didn't dare to move at all.
Yan Yan just stared blankly facing the ceiling, lying upright for a long time.When Jiang Heng came back to his senses, he lazily stretched his waist and asked lazily, "Are you awake?"
"..." The words were speechless, and they remained silent.
Knowing that he was afraid that the embarrassing things would be exposed, Jiang Heng sat up from the bed and directly pulled the words out of the bed.He rubbed his shoulders for Yan Ci, and said while rubbing: "Are you a little tired, let me squeeze your shoulders for you, and make something delicious tonight."
Afraid of revealing what he said, he simply pretended to be dead to the end.
But he won't lie, basically from the expression on his face, it can be seen that something is wrong.Jiang Heng smiled meaningfully, squeezed his shoulder with a heavy force in his hand, and said amusedly: "Well, your behavior yesterday was very weird... Yanyan, to be honest, the two things I bought, you Did you see it all?"
The rhetoric that had been pretending for a long time was broken in an instant, and he gave up on himself and said, "Mmm..."
Jiang Heng continued to guide, "Not only did I see it, but... you also expected it?"
"No!" As soon as he said the words, his face turned red again, and he sat up from the bed unwillingly.He got up and ran out of bed, and rushed to Nuonuo's room.Worried that Nuonuo would not get used to sleeping alone for the first time, she followed her to check the situation.
The furnishings in Nuonuo's room are basically some settings for boys, which can be said to have everything that one expects to find.After Yan Ci opened the door, he found that he was having fun playing with toys, and it turned out that he woke up earlier than himself.
Before Jiang Heng came out behind him, Yan Ci approached Yan Nuo with a smile: "How is Nuo Nuo, did you sleep well last night?"
His bed is also a cute children's style, with a desk under the stage and a lovely staircase to climb up next to it.However, the floor is matched with very soft cushions, so you are not afraid of freezing your feet too much, or hurting your body from bumps and bumps.
Nuonuo nodded, he was having fun anyway.
Early in the morning, the family of three finished washing one after another.The breakfast is very simple. I warmed up some bread bought yesterday and served it with some sauce. I also made some dairy products at home.He strolled casually in his slippers and became familiar with the structure of the house at home.
Jiang Heng raised his eyes and looked at him, "We can prepare for the live broadcast later, try to broadcast as much as possible after coming back in a few days."
Although there are only three or four days of free time, Jiang Heng has to take his words to the hospital for the remaining two days, so he specially uses this world to replenish the platform.After Jiang Heng finished speaking, he understood his words in seconds, and gave him an OK gesture.
In the morning, Nuonuo was playing with building blocks in his room, and Jiang Heng came over to accompany him for a while. After a while, he picked up his phone lonely and fell beside Nuonuo to brush casually.Nuonuo didn't pay much attention to him, and when Jiang Heng was blocking the way, he whispered: "Daddy, get up quickly, I'm going to build a house."
"I'll help you fight." Jiang Heng was worried about how to promote a relationship with him, so he immediately sat up from the ground, put down his phone and built a few building blocks with Yan Nuo.He has always had a good sense of direction, and his intelligence for whimsical ideas is also superb, and he quickly put together a very beautiful house.
After finishing, Nuonuo happily shook his hand: "Wow, that's amazing!"
Jiang Heng, who finally restored his image in front of his son, cheered himself up excitedly and continued to play with him.
The author has something to say: Hahaha, it's finally here!
Nuonuo didn't know why his father was like this, so he jumped down from the foot of the bed and joined him beside him with a smile on his eyes: "Dad's face is so red, what's wrong..."
In fact, those who can't drink too much alcohol are mild allergies, so the reaction on the words and faces is very real.He was still sane, but his cheeks were flushed, and he rolled his eyes when he heard that Jiang Heng was about to take a bath.He snorted twice, and said unhappily: "You're not here, and I'm not drunk..."
Before he finished his glass, Jiang Heng finished the glass of red wine he poured for himself, and he still stood there with his expression unchanged, not affected by the alcohol at all.
But Jiang Heng didn't worry too much, his blushing was just a mild reaction at the moment, and it would probably be cuter when the alcohol level rose later.He bent down, pulled his son to the next room and let him play by himself first, and then walked out slowly.Jiang Heng leaned against the door frame like that, took a photo of his son with his mobile phone, and turned his head to take a frontal photo of his words.
Although the distance was far away, but the pixels were high, Jiang Heng found it more interesting, and Kacha took more than ten pictures of drunken words.
It didn't take long for his speech to become a little dizzy, but when he was drunk, he often didn't talk nonsense in words, so he was very calm.Taking advantage of his son's absence, Yan Zi supported the table and stood up, walked over steadily, and went straight to the pocket on Jiang Heng's trousers.
His hand went directly to Jiang Heng's trouser pocket, which made him startled: "Why, baby, don't touch randomly..."
"Stop coming!" He really lived up to his name, and justly found out the lubricating oil hidden in Jiang Heng's pocket, and a box of condoms that he probably put elsewhere.Seeing that he couldn't find anything else, Yan Yan snorted: "Look, what I said, you bought lubricating oil and condoms, what exactly do you want?!"
Under the warm light, Yan Yan's face was dyed red, and his eyes were quite lively: "Hmph, you just want to drag me into doing bad things, don't you?!"
Is it really okay to talk about these things in such a serious manner? What Jiang Heng wanted to do just now was shaken out by him.
But at this time, the reaction of the words made people wonder. Jiang Heng took out all the "criminal tools" on his body, and said honestly: "I have said it all. I bought these because I thought about normal two people. World, what's wrong..."
It doesn't violate any social morality, and the words and words are really confusing.
I don't know whether he is 'criticizing' or looking forward to it.
He heard Jiang Heng answer quite quickly, but he didn't know what he was doing, so he looked around in confusion.It was only now that he realized belatedly that this house was no longer the ones he was familiar with.Unable to believe that he had changed his house, he walked around the living room a few times quickly, as if examining it.
Worried that he was really drunk, Jiang Heng reluctantly approached the bathroom just now with his arms around his words, and turned on the hot water to help him slow down the bathtub.Even if he didn't know where the words were at this time, Jiang Heng still had to coax him dutifully, let him go to sleep first and then said: "This is our future home, Yan Yan. Be good, let me wash it for you first. Take a shower first."
Although the two big men are said to be lovers, it is a bit weird to take a bath like this.It's not that his behavior is weird, but that the expression on Yan Zi's face at this time is very convincing.Jiang Heng tried to take off his top, but didn't dare to touch the last barrier, leaving him a pair of white panties.
While washing, he kept silently muttering in his heart: Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, the core values of socialism...
Relying on tenacious willpower, Jiang Heng slowly filled him with water, put shower gel in it as in the same way, and rubbed several layers of bubbles.Fortunately, his words were still unclear, Jiang Heng said to himself alone: "If I had known, I would not let you drink. Today is the first day of moving, and it should be the best memory!"
"Tsk." He casually complained to himself.
When a good thing happened, Jiang Heng was also confused by the illusion.
At this moment, it was so comfortable to be massaged by him, and I couldn't help but start moaning.Originally, he was not very conscious at first, but now he was completely dizzy, and asked in a daze: "Oh, then will you still do bad things? Uh..."
With his voice already like this, how could Jiang Heng take advantage of others?
What's more, if the other partner is dizzy, how can it be possible to get the most extreme enjoyment in that aspect.Jiang Heng put the towel on his body to wipe off the water without complaint, bowed and hugged Yan Zi directly, so strong that he hugged Yan Zi directly to the bed in the bedroom.
After entering the bedroom, he found that the curtains hadn't been drawn. Jiang Heng was worried, so he went over and closed the curtains.He waited until there was only room for two people around, then he strode over to Yan Zi's bed and slowly peeled off the bath towel.
It's like peeling rice dumplings, after the bath towel is lifted, there are white words inside.
Still a little Tangyuan with no clothes on, wearing a round white underwear all over her buttocks.Jiang Heng swallowed subconsciously, took a deep breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "Can you change your clothes?"
The answer to him was silence, Yan Zi opened his eyes and said nothing.Well, Jiang Heng knew the answer, so he rolled up the quilt and laid it on him seriously.
Don't forget to tuck it very tightly, for fear that the words will roll out of it if you are not careful.
Just in case, Jiang Heng took a bath and used his fastest speed to solve it, and when he came out, he saw the words that should have fallen asleep obediently in the bed slipped out again.And... still holding the condom just now!
From a distance of two meters, he could see that the packaging was probably peach-flavored. Jiang Heng's eyes jumped, and he raised his eyebrows at the still dizzy Yanyan: "Yanyan, although you are drunk, but...you really Aren't you implying something to me?"
The cold air from the air conditioner slowly rose, and the air on the floor was even worse.Yan Ci stepped on the ground with bare feet, and smiled confusedly: "What, I don't know what it is."
His silly smile is very cute, and he looks dumbfounded standing there.
A few minutes later, Jiang Heng hugged the noisy words again, washed his feet again, and carried him to the bed.Now, Jiang Heng personally tied him into bed.The condom and lubricant that had been held by the words just now Jiang Heng stuffed it into the bedside table next to him without changing his expression, and kissed his forehead: "Good boy, I will practice it tomorrow. You are not sober today, just wait... ..."
Some of the behaviors of people after drunk are things that they usually want to do but dare not do. Sometimes it is quite true to say that alcohol is strong and cowardly.The words are often not right to the heart, and the careful thinking is very deep. Jiang Hengquan regarded it as a subconscious behavior and didn't care about it.
The two of them didn't toss for a long time, they couldn't resist being held by Jiang Heng, and fell asleep naturally.
He finally breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly fell asleep with the words in his arms.
At eight o'clock the next morning, Yan Zi finally woke up.Of course he remembered what he did last night, and kept holding those condoms and lubricants in his hands in a daze. Isn't this a blatant hint?And... so stupid.
Recalling the words under the quilt felt a burst of heartache, and I was a little afraid to turn around to see Jiang Heng's expression.
But Jiang Heng woke up as soon as he moved, he yawned, turned around and hugged him naturally.
In the early morning, people will have a short period of unconsciousness, commonly known as ignorance.
The distance between the two is very close, and the man will have a natural reaction in the morning.During this period of ignorant speech, it was very clear that his thigh was pushed by something.His eyebrows twitched, but he didn't dare to move at all.
Yan Yan just stared blankly facing the ceiling, lying upright for a long time.When Jiang Heng came back to his senses, he lazily stretched his waist and asked lazily, "Are you awake?"
"..." The words were speechless, and they remained silent.
Knowing that he was afraid that the embarrassing things would be exposed, Jiang Heng sat up from the bed and directly pulled the words out of the bed.He rubbed his shoulders for Yan Ci, and said while rubbing: "Are you a little tired, let me squeeze your shoulders for you, and make something delicious tonight."
Afraid of revealing what he said, he simply pretended to be dead to the end.
But he won't lie, basically from the expression on his face, it can be seen that something is wrong.Jiang Heng smiled meaningfully, squeezed his shoulder with a heavy force in his hand, and said amusedly: "Well, your behavior yesterday was very weird... Yanyan, to be honest, the two things I bought, you Did you see it all?"
The rhetoric that had been pretending for a long time was broken in an instant, and he gave up on himself and said, "Mmm..."
Jiang Heng continued to guide, "Not only did I see it, but... you also expected it?"
"No!" As soon as he said the words, his face turned red again, and he sat up from the bed unwillingly.He got up and ran out of bed, and rushed to Nuonuo's room.Worried that Nuonuo would not get used to sleeping alone for the first time, she followed her to check the situation.
The furnishings in Nuonuo's room are basically some settings for boys, which can be said to have everything that one expects to find.After Yan Ci opened the door, he found that he was having fun playing with toys, and it turned out that he woke up earlier than himself.
Before Jiang Heng came out behind him, Yan Ci approached Yan Nuo with a smile: "How is Nuo Nuo, did you sleep well last night?"
His bed is also a cute children's style, with a desk under the stage and a lovely staircase to climb up next to it.However, the floor is matched with very soft cushions, so you are not afraid of freezing your feet too much, or hurting your body from bumps and bumps.
Nuonuo nodded, he was having fun anyway.
Early in the morning, the family of three finished washing one after another.The breakfast is very simple. I warmed up some bread bought yesterday and served it with some sauce. I also made some dairy products at home.He strolled casually in his slippers and became familiar with the structure of the house at home.
Jiang Heng raised his eyes and looked at him, "We can prepare for the live broadcast later, try to broadcast as much as possible after coming back in a few days."
Although there are only three or four days of free time, Jiang Heng has to take his words to the hospital for the remaining two days, so he specially uses this world to replenish the platform.After Jiang Heng finished speaking, he understood his words in seconds, and gave him an OK gesture.
In the morning, Nuonuo was playing with building blocks in his room, and Jiang Heng came over to accompany him for a while. After a while, he picked up his phone lonely and fell beside Nuonuo to brush casually.Nuonuo didn't pay much attention to him, and when Jiang Heng was blocking the way, he whispered: "Daddy, get up quickly, I'm going to build a house."
"I'll help you fight." Jiang Heng was worried about how to promote a relationship with him, so he immediately sat up from the ground, put down his phone and built a few building blocks with Yan Nuo.He has always had a good sense of direction, and his intelligence for whimsical ideas is also superb, and he quickly put together a very beautiful house.
After finishing, Nuonuo happily shook his hand: "Wow, that's amazing!"
Jiang Heng, who finally restored his image in front of his son, cheered himself up excitedly and continued to play with him.
The author has something to say: Hahaha, it's finally here!
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