My cat is sperm

Tony really wanted to drive this group of people away, but in the face of the speed superpower, this idea can only be thought of.

...So, he hates people with superpowers, especially the speed ones.

Tony entered his room expressionlessly, just motioned them to be quiet, and walked straight to the bed.

His little milk cat was nestled in that towel. After hearing the sound, he raised his head tremblingly and looked over.The orange eyes were full of trust and joy, but when they saw the person dressed as a doctor next to Tony, all these emotions suddenly turned into anger.

"Meow!" I'm not sick!

The veterinarian who was called urgently was very good at dealing with cats. He first squatted down to the same height as Rosasa, and then stretched out his hand to show that he did not have any malicious intentions.

It's just that Rosasa is not a real cat after all. She watched the veterinarian do this series of actions like a fool, and she didn't show any discomfort, but when the veterinarian reached out to check her condition, she slapped her paw. It reached his hand and stopped his movement.

"Meow!" You smell so bad!

Rosasha doesn't know if other cats are like her, but after she became like this, she can obviously feel that her five senses have become much stronger, and all the feelings that she didn't feel at all or even noticed a lot are now free of charge It seems that it has been enlarged by an unknown number of times.

She felt that it shouldn't be a problem for her to apply to be a police cat.

Of course, with a shit-shoveling officer like Tony around, it's not her turn to be a police cat.

After patting the vet, she meowed at Tony again.

It was only after she yelled a few times that someone suddenly appeared in front of her, causing her to take a step back suddenly in fright, and then... stumbled over the towel, staggered, and sat there.

"Wow! It's a little milk cat! It's so cute!" The visitor didn't have the slightest idea of ​​scaring meow. He leaned in front of Rosassa, wanting to reach out and touch her.

"Meow!" Get out!You villain!

But Rosasha's meow didn't have the slightest deterrent effect. Instead, it sounded sweet and greasy, which made the smile on the visitor's face even bigger.

Tony couldn't stand it anymore, and reached out to pull Barry's clothes: "You're scaring Mary, stay away from her."

"Is it called Mary? The name is too..." After turning his head to see Tony's expression, Barry swallowed the rest of the sentence very winkingly, "She? So she's a little princess? Wow! Let me touch her." Touch! Just touch! Just touch!"

Tony was unimpressed: "She needs to see the vet."

"Is the little princess sick? How could it be! She is still so young, how can she be sick?"

Tony threw the guy who was anxious to jump up and check it himself to Romanov, and then gave the veterinarian a look, signaling to check the situation quickly.

This time Rosasha didn't stop her.She found that it wasn't just the veterinarian who came in with Tony, but also a group of people who seemed to have a good relationship with Tony. Although these people only spoke to the one who scared her, they were all quietly paying attention to her situation. .

Fortunately, the veterinarian checked quickly and came to the conclusion that Rosasha was not sick and was very healthy.

"Meow." I just said that I am not sick.

Tony breathed a sigh of relief and asked David to take the veterinarian out.

Then he turned around and looked at the group of people who followed him. "Okay, now that you've seen it all, let's go quickly."

"Don't." Clint called out to Tony, "What a cute milk cat, since it's Stark's cat, it's our cat."

This statement made Tony full of question marks.

"My cat is your cat? I think you don't want me to pay you for the war damage?"

With Tony's threat, not only did Clint, who was about to lick the cat, become as quiet as a chicken, but even Barry Allen AKA The Flash, who was not in the hands of the Avengers after the war damage, was so frightened that he shut up and stopped wanting to touch the little boy. The action of the milk cat.

In the silence, Natasha Romanov walked towards the little milk cat under Tony's angry glaring, squatted down, and then stretched out her hand.

…and then, of course, got the same treatment as Pepper.

Tony gritted his teeth and snatched Rosasha from Romanov. Of course, his movements were very gentle, lest he accidentally bump into the weak milk cat.

"You little traitor!"

No matter how lightly Tony said, these people at the scene are all superheroes. Except for ordinary people like Hawkeye, the others have either undergone physical transformation or have already mutated. Even if it is Hawkeye, Clint's hearing is also very good. Tony I still heard this sentence.

But Tony didn't care if they heard or not, his attention was on the ball of hair in his hand.

Rosasa was lifted off the ground suddenly, she was a little panicked, but she got used to it very quickly.She held Tony's thumb and looked at him softly.

"Meow?" Why are you angry?

"I really doubt your gender. This is how you look when you see a woman."

Rosas hugged Tony's thumb even tighter. The smell from his body was still very strong, and she couldn't help being so close.

So, the little milk cat sneezed again.Fortunately, I hugged it tightly and didn't fall from my hand.

Now, Tony didn't care about talking about her, and told David to call the veterinarian back quickly.

Natasha looked at it for a while, then said with some uncertainty: "I heard that the organs of animals are more sensitive than humans."

"What do you want to say?" Although Tony asked, his eyes never left the little milk cat.Just after the sneeze just now, the little milk cat sneezed again.

Bucky continued Natasha's words: "Probably because your body smell is too strong, the cat can't bear it, so it sneezed. Seriously, Stark, you feel very comfortable with the sour smell of sweat on your body." ?”

Tony never had to worry about this before raising this little kitten who depended on him.He was the only one in the working room, and David had to worry about changing clothes. At worst, he could change the clothes in the cloakroom immediately.So he never thought that the "culprit" who caused the kitty to keep sneezing was actually himself!

Tony's face was ashen, but after he really noticed that he put the kitten back on the bed, and the kitten didn't continue to sneeze after he put it back on the bed, he had to admit that Barnes said Probably right.

So, he had no choice but to take a bath and change clothes step by step.Of course, before leaving, he warned this group of people as usual.

But this group of people is willing to listen to Tony's words, that is, the sun comes out from the west.

As soon as his figure disappeared, Barry moved closer to the little milk cat, and Clinton, who had long been thinking about the great career of stroking cats, also moved closer, reaching out his hand, wanting to touch the soft fur.

Bucky didn't care about this, but he felt that his friend Steve standing next to him was a little strange, so he couldn't help but look over.

...and then I saw Steve holding his breath and eyes full of anticipation.

The friendship they grew up together made Bucky see Steve's thoughts almost at a glance, but after thinking about it carefully, Steve never showed any liking for cats before, and now he still has some Not used to it.

"If you like it, let's go."

Bucky pushed Steve. Although Steve was moved, his feet seemed to have taken root, and he stood there motionless.

Banner pushed his glasses and made a guess: "Captain, are you shy?"

"No!" Steve retorted without thinking, and the reaction was so great that even Barry and Clint turned their heads to look over.

Steve was a little shy, and he explained to his friend Bucky in a low voice: "My previous body...couldn't be in contact with cats...so..."

Bucky immediately understood that it was obviously because of his poor physical condition that he overly suppressed the idea of ​​wanting to pet the cat. When he saw a cute cat, he didn't dare to go forward.

This Brooklyn flower, who has beaten many enemies and is still contributing to the cause of peace, patted Steve on the shoulder and encouraged him: "Dude, you don't have to worry about it now, go boldly. Don't Compared to the people of the Justice League."

"What's wrong with the members of the Justice League!" Barry muttered, but he started to touch the little milk cat again.

I don't know what's going on, but his speed force has never been a problem, but today he failed repeatedly in front of this little milk cat.Every time he wanted to touch the hair with the help of super speed force, he was blocked by the little milk cat, and even his fan friend Clint looked at him with strange eyes.

"Don't you have the speed force?" Clint finally couldn't help asking.

Barry burst into tears: "I don't know what's going on, I obviously used the Speed ​​Force, but it all failed! I just want to fuck a cat!"

"Huh? They all failed?" Although Barry is not a member of their Avengers, the two organizations still have cooperation, and the two have a common hobby of food, so Clint still knows him very well, Barry To say that they all failed means that they really all failed.Now, Clint, who was still a little lazy at first and just wanted to take the opportunity to touch a few Stark cats, looked at the little milk cat with complicated eyes.

"Someone changed this cat, right? Didn't it mean that Catwoman can become a cat?"

Clint's guess made Barry shake his head again and again. "Catwoman can't turn into a cat! I've seen it before! But... the magic side is hard to say, I don't really understand, Zatana and Constantine should be able to see it, and B. should be able to. "

"Batman is omnipotent, isn't he?" Clint whispered, and then suddenly reached out to the kitten.

As a result, it was naturally blocked without any suspense.

"Meow!" Dogs and birds, don't beat me!

When Tony came out of the battle bath, changed his clothes, and hurried back, he saw his little princess screaming at the two gangsters. It was just such a small figure, compared with those big hands , looked extremely tragic.

"You guys are actually bullying my little princess while I'm not here!" Tony took a few steps quickly and drove away Barry Allen and Clint Barton who were still surrounded there, "Barton, your battle damage reimbursement is gone! And you , I think it's time to have a chat with that big bat."

Hawkeye Benyan and Flashman Benyan who were threatened by the cat didn't get it.

Barry walked to the side sleepily, and kept looking at the little milk cat, but the beautiful white, orange, and black little milk cat didn't pay attention to him at all, but meowed at Tony, The cry was so sweet and soft that his heart melted into a puddle of water.But he still couldn't help talking about the abnormality of the little milk cat: "I used the Speed ​​Force several times just now, but it blocked it."

"You actually have to use the Speed ​​Force on a kitten?" Tony glared at him angrily.

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Everyone: Tony, your focus is a bit crooked...