My cat is sperm

The battle damage is probably the biggest culprit of the masked vigilantes who have no money, especially Superman and Shazam. Every time they fight, they are full of destructive power, and the battle damage report looks very long.

Diana was fearless. Selling just one piece of art in her collection was enough for her to pay for several battle damages.

As the king of Atlantis and the king of the sea who is in charge of the seven seas, Arthur is also true. In addition, most of the time he is limited by conditions, and the battle venues are all in the ocean. Even if the battle damage is not much higher go.

—probably because of the high cost of his drinks.

Rosasha cheerfully recorded this classic scene.Although she was really worried at the beginning whether the presence of Batman would make the dinner look dull and boring, even if the video was cut out, it would not be worth watching.

But now it seems that there is no need to worry about it!Although Batman does make the atmosphere of the dinner party not as lively as the Avengers, but this is also a characteristic of the Justice League, and seeing such a serious, strict, and strict person appearing at the lively dinner party, the contradiction and sense of difference itself is the video It's worth seeing.

Arthur had already drank a lot in such a short time.And when he drinks, he doesn't drink just one kind of wine at all, but mixes them up.If it weren't for his strong blood, ordinary people would have been sent to the hospital for gastric lavage if they drank it like this.

Slightly drunk, he shook the wine glass in his hand and said, "Since it's a dinner party, don't make it so serious. Come on, let's clink a glass together."

Arthur was the first to raise his cup towards the middle of the round table, and the others echoed his words and raised their cups one after another.

In the end, everyone's eyes fell on Batman, except for him, and Rosalsa didn't serve the cup.But Rosasa was limited by her conditions and couldn't do it.

Batman glanced around, and didn't know what he was thinking, but he actually picked up his glass, even though it contained lemonade.

After toasting, everyone continued to eat, chatting in twos and threes.

Rosasa was well taken care of by Diana, and the steel bone who was chatting with David next to him would also help Rosasa get food based on her data in the past two days, not to mention that Barry would eat delicious food with him. Relying on his ability, he ran around the room, talking to Billy about something delicious, handing the delicious food to Rosasa, and running to Superman By your side, warm up or cool things down.

'Superman is really a must-have for home and travel. "Rosasha looked at Superman's thermal vision and super breathing. Although the two major abilities of heat and cold are not used to deal with villains, they are also very practical for daily use!"

Clark just helped Barry warm up some cold chicken nuggets, when he saw the little cat typing out such content, he was stunned: "Uh, thank you?"

Barry patted Clark on the shoulder vigorously, and introduced to Rosassa: "Let me tell you, Mary, with these two abilities alone, I think S. is the undoubted soul of our team."

Rosa twitched the corners of her mouth, so in your eyes, Barry, the most important function of Superman is to give you hot and cold things?

But obviously Superman is just as outsiders think, his temper is really good, even if his teammates teased him so much, he didn't get angry, instead he handed the chicken nugget to Barry.

"Speaking of which, last time S. you said that you wanted Zatana to do magic resistance training, how did the training go?" Diana asked.

As we all know, Superman's magic resistance is zero. Although he can indeed be regarded as the strongest on earth, if he is controlled by magic, this strongest strength will also become the strongest opponent.Superman himself is also looking for a solution. This time he followed Batman's suggestion and is controlled by magic. Maybe someday he will develop magic resistance.

When this topic was brought up, Clark was not in a good mood anymore. He lowered his head slightly, the corners of his mouth curled down slightly, and his tone of voice was a little low: "It doesn't work."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "And after a few training sessions with Zatana, Constantine came over and said he could give me training."

When the name Constantine came out, not only Superman, but also others couldn't help but twitch their mouths.

Rosasha didn't know what to do, and seeing everyone like this, she couldn't help being a little curious.

'Constantine?Enemy? '

Enthusiastic Barry quickly gave her a popular science: "Not an enemy, but barely an ally. He is Zatana's boyfriend, and he also uses magic, but his personality is a bit scumbag. Sometimes even friends have to calculate, and he doesn't know Zatana. How did you put up with him?"

Barry babbled a lot about Constantine with Rosasa, mostly about how he used tricks to deal with his opponents and cheated his friends by the way.

"Last time, he worked with S. and B. to find a monster that looked like a swamp." Speaking of this, Barry showed an indescribable expression, "Anyway, anyway, after watching the video afterwards, I think they The endurance of the three is really good, that monster is really disgusting."

Superman also joins in their conversation: "Actually, I was holding my breath at that time, and it didn't taste very good."

"Wow, then, isn't B. the most powerful?" Billy also interjected, "Konstantin knows magic, so he should be able to block that smell?"

Rosalsa glanced at Batman who was sitting there quietly. Although he was just sitting there without touching anything except the glass of lemonade, seeing him sitting there made her feel very at ease.

'Didn't it mean that Batman is covered with high-tech equipment?Maybe there is some equipment that can keep that smell out? '

Thinking about it this way, it is true.Batman has countless plan Bs, how could he not know the characteristics of that monster?It is very simple to prepare another equipment similar to a gas mask.

But since Zatana and Constantine were mentioned, Barry also followed the topic and said, "Mary, the ability of your blue light ring should also be considered within the scope of magic, right? Then can you give S. training?"

Rosasha was taken aback for a moment, she really hadn't thought about it in this direction.The blue light ring is here for her, it is just a cheat to help her see the soul, she has never thought about other functions.

'I haven't thought about it. '

"It's okay, I didn't think about it before, so I can think about it now." Barry filled her glass with Coke and handed it to Clark, who also helped to cool the Coke very smoothly.

Then Barry adjusted the position of the straw in the cup so that the kitten could drink the Coke more conveniently.

Rosasha took a sip of Coke, feeling the cool Coke flowing down her mouth into her esophagus.She thought about it, and felt that even if she couldn't train Superman—of course, she felt that this was a bit embarrassing for her—but she could use the power of the blue light ring, at least she wouldn't be like the last time the clown So passive when grabbed.

'Then try after the party? ' she asked tentatively.

This idea has been agreed by many people, and they also apply for onlookers.

Rosasa, who was about to become a bystander, and Superman looked at each other and rejected the idea decisively.

Do they want to see a cat squatting there as if it is constipated, thinking and thinking, or do they want to see Superman Kuhaha being controlled and doing all kinds of strange behaviors?No matter what they think, they just want to watch the excitement.

Batman glanced at them, and immediately Barry and Billy, who were the most noisy, sat back in their seats, as quiet as chickens.

Then the boss who had the absolute right to speak in the team said: "I will record it by the side."

Well, Batman is the most reliable, although it is inevitable that various data will be recorded, but at least it is much better than others.

In the following time, they seemed to have been completely turned on. Arthur was just sitting quietly drinking, which was fine, but Barry was already scurrying all over the place, relying on his speed so fast that there was no one other than Superman. People can catch him and draw on other people's faces, well, he also painted a few strokes on Shazam's face.

Shazam wanted to avoid it, but unfortunately he was caught by Diana, and he was forced to learn ballroom dancing, just because he accidentally said that his classmates would have a dance next week, but he couldn't dance at all.

Superman sat there peacefully, passing something to Rosasa from time to time, and seemed to have the potential to become a shit-shoveling officer.

When Barry was tired from running, he stuffed food into his mouth and suggested, "Let's sing, let's have a dinner, how can we do without singing?"

Rosasha looked at Barry, whose mouth was full of food, in disbelief, and typed vigorously with her little paws angrily: "I suspect you are making discrimination!" '

She could only meow meow, what song to sing!Meow meow song!

Barry nodded, but his mind turned quickly: "It's okay, humming is also a form of singing, really, it's the same as going to KTV to sing the original song."

Believe me!Although Rosasha has never been to a KTV, she also knows that there is a microphone holding a microphone and crying and howling, and even if she is singing the original song, it is just a compromise for fear of getting out of tune, and it is by no means a cover-up for the fact that she can only meow!

But the few people who had been drinking to the top no longer cared about her opinion. After Barry proposed, he immediately dragged the equipment over, connected it to the power supply, and was ready to sing.

Rosasha had no choice but to spread out in her place, with the idea of ​​taking pictures of these scenes, and captured the private appearances of these members of the Justice League in her eyes.

"Come on, come on! Everyone has to sing a song!" After being stuffed with a small glass of wine by Arthur, Billy was gloriously drunk. At this time, he held the microphone, walked up to Batman, and hugged the A dark companion handed the microphone in front of him, insisting that he sing a song.

The only three onlookers who were still sober, Rosasha, Clark and Cyborg, saw this suffocating scene, and couldn't help sweating for Billy's training after sobering up.

I don't know what kind of training Batman will arrange for this warrior. I really... look forward to it.

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Billy: Why am I so miserable!