My cat is sperm
Chapter 15
The taste of Thor's soul shocked the audience, but he himself didn't think it was strange, but promised the kitty to give her barbecue.
Even Tony, who always dotes on kittens, had to roll his eyes: "I said, can you eat your barbecue?"
"Yes, the last time we had barbecue at a dinner party, it was so unpalatable, and you still ate it..." Clint said that once they went to a barbecue restaurant to eat after a fight, but as soon as the food was eaten, everyone didn't like it. Appetite.It was really unpalatable, so among those people, Thor was the only one who was still eating there, and he didn't seem to find the taste unpalatable.
Being reminded by Clint, Thor seemed to have remembered this too.He frowned, and justified himself: "Actually, the barbecue that time was quite unpalatable, but I was really hungry. I think you are all too tired to move, and you probably won't go to the second one to eat, so I have to Eat those nasty barbecues."
He still spoke very aggrieved, as if they forced him to eat.
They chatted for a while, and after confirming that Loki just came to see the kitty, before he had time to do anything else, the truth was exposed, and he was a little relieved.
Tony touched Rosasa's head, and said: "Listen, when you face bad guys, don't be afraid that your ability will be exposed. Make sure you are safe first, and swallow it."
Rosasha thought for two seconds before asking: 'Where did those people go after I swallowed it? '
This question is difficult to answer. They don't know the blue light ring. Although Mister Fantastic has been in close contact with the blue light ring, he is not the owner of the ring. He doesn't know much about it. vary from person to person.
"I'm afraid..." Before Tony finished speaking, David's British accent sounded: "Sir, Professor X is calling."
Knowing that Professor X would not call if he had nothing to do, Tony frowned and ordered, "Come in."
Soon, the figure of Professor X appeared in front of them.
He didn't seem to be surprised to see the other Avengers other than Tony, he smiled at them, and said hello: "Good evening, I'm sorry to disturb your dinner."
"What's the matter, Charles?" Tony looked at him, crossing his arms.
Professor X was not irritated by Tony's attitude, but looked at him tolerantly with his lake blue eyes. "Last time you guys said Eric worked with Hydra and the Joker. But after I talked to Eric, it wasn't a fraternity thing."
"No? The mutant ability to shield signals and power..." Tony realized something just halfway through his words, "In the name of the Brotherhood, to provoke the relationship between several organizations..."
Natasha thought more: "If it wasn't for Professor X, if you asked Magneto, I'm afraid the Brotherhood would still acquiesce that they did this. Anyway, this is consistent with their desire to attack human beings."
Professor X didn't speak, but his silent appearance obviously acquiesced to Natasha's guess.
After a while, he sighed: "If I hadn't asked a few more questions, Eric might not have told the truth."
Bucky frowned, obviously feeling that the situation was a bit tricky, a third-party organization with mutants, and looking at it now, its position was still biased towards evil. "Do you know which organization it is?"
"Not sure yet, but what is certain is that there are mutants in this organization who can copy other people's abilities." Professor X had a serious expression on his face, and what he said made everyone's mood suddenly turn bad.
Mutants who can copy other people's abilities, just by hearing it, can tell how tricky it is.
"Fortunately, this mutant's ability to replicate is not long, it can only last for ten minutes."
"These ten minutes alone are enough to do a lot of things." Natasha's hoarse voice sounded, "Can you confirm how many abilities this mutant can copy at most?"
"It's not sure yet. But..." Professor X lowered his head slightly, looking at the kitten in the arms of the famous Black Widow, "Eric said, they are trying to get the kitten's attention."
They said a lot of words before, but most of them didn't understand.Rosasha realized that what they were talking about might be a big deal, so she emptied her mind and kept herself from listening, but in the end she caught words related to her.
Seeing the little guy's ears stand up, and his slack eyes gather, Tony asked with a straight face, "What do they know?"
Professor X shook his head: "I don't know. Eric only listened to a sentence or two when they mentioned it occasionally when they were in contact with him."
Tony took a deep breath and nodded to Professor X: "Thanks, Charles."
"You're welcome. But I think the X-Men need to be involved in this matter, especially if the other party has a mutant with unclear abilities."
All eyes are on Tony. Since the founding of the Avengers, Tony, as a funder, made decisions when Captain America was away. , it is understandable for him to decide.
Tony frowned slightly, thinking about the situation.
Rosasha secretly used David's translator to get a general understanding of the matter, and then began to type slowly.
'It's okay, come one and swallow one, come two and swallow a pair. '
After thinking about it, Rosasha added another sentence: "Although I don't know where it went after swallowing it, it shouldn't be in my body. If it was in my body, it would feel quite disgusting." '
No one expected that she would say that, and when she said that, the tension disappeared, leaving only speechlessness and helplessness.
Thor shook his hammer and comforted: "Don't worry, I will beat the opponent back when the time comes."
Rosasa glanced at him: 'You're not looking for your brother anymore? '
"Yes, I still want to find Loki." Thor scratched his hair, thought for a while, and said, "If I run into him before I find Loki, I'll call you back."
'Then can you strike the opponent with lightning?as punishment. '
Now, the others who were quietly listening to the two of them couldn't help but show astonished expressions, and Clint couldn't help but said: "Thinking of lightning as punishment? Is it so cruel?"
'cruel?But it's normal for thunder to strike people as punishment. '
Rosasha didn't think there was anything wrong with what she said at all, and thundering and beating people was not a big punishment. It was a routine operation for years of drought and fire for years.
Poor people who don't know that there is such a mythological system were popularized by David, and the way they looked at Thor changed.
"I can't tell, Thor, you still have such an image in other countries..." Bucky laughed teasingly, and patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.
But Thor was dumbfounded when he knew such a character. He never expected that there is such a character in the myth of a certain country. Not to mention his similar ability, his status is still so miserable.
"...I'm really not like this." Thor explained to himself sullenly.
'I didn't say you are like this, I just suggested that you can do it. '
After typing this line, Rosalsa felt that she must have done something wrong, and lay sleepily in Natasha's arms.Then she took a look at the innocent big guy, and decided not to greet him with paws next time.
Professor X discussed with Tony for a while, and decided to send someone over the next day. It happened that Tony and the others were still busy the next day, so they didn't stay in the building. It was a good thing for the kitten to have people from the X-Men. .
Because of such an unexpected incident, Rosasha felt a little depressed and ate more than usual.
"You're in a bad mood, so you ate too much instead?" Bucky looked at the last piece of pizza that was snatched by the little cat in surprise, and his eyes on the little cat's stomach also became strange.
Clint stood by Rosasa's side. He spread the last bit of peanut butter in the jar on the toast, and looked at Bucky with contempt: "It's not normal to eat more when you're in a bad mood? Eat too much, You will feel better naturally.”
Rosasha nodded, agreeing with Clint's statement.
Food makes people happy.
"Come on, give me a high five." Clint held a toast covered in peanut butter in his left hand, and raised his right palm towards Rosalsa.
Rosasha stood on the table, looked seriously at Clint's right hand, then took a few steps closer, stretched out her left paw, and gave him a high-five, while turning her head and retracting her toast.
Clint didn't expect that she would still do this trick, and the toast was snatched away smoothly. He unconsciously moved the fingers of his left hand, and the astonished expression on his face was too late to put away.
Bucky, who had just been teased by him, gloated and slapped the table hard, laughing loudly: "Look at you so stupid! I didn't expect to be tricked by a kitten!"
When Clint was told this, he immediately came back to his senses, and looked at his toast again. Rosasha had already eaten half of it, and her mouth was covered with peanut butter. When he looked over, she stuck out her little tongue, Licked around.
"Ahem." Clint clenched his hands into fists, coughed twice on his lips, ignored Bucky's teasing, and focused all his attention on the kitten.He pressed his body and asked in a low voice, "Is it delicious?"
Rosa nodded.
Although she knew that various sauces could be spread on top of toast, this was the first time she had tried this way of eating, and after eating it, it was quite delicious.Of course, it's possible that it's just that the peanut butter tastes good, and it tastes good even with toast.
Rosa has observed that although Clint eats everything, he eats peanut butter most frequently, and he can use peanut butter on anything, including skewers, sushi, pizza, pasta, etc. In love with peanut butter.And he has always used the same brand of peanut butter, which can be said to be loyal.
Therefore, she doubts that Clint is not Hawkeye, his codename should be Peanut Butter Man!
Even Tony, who always dotes on kittens, had to roll his eyes: "I said, can you eat your barbecue?"
"Yes, the last time we had barbecue at a dinner party, it was so unpalatable, and you still ate it..." Clint said that once they went to a barbecue restaurant to eat after a fight, but as soon as the food was eaten, everyone didn't like it. Appetite.It was really unpalatable, so among those people, Thor was the only one who was still eating there, and he didn't seem to find the taste unpalatable.
Being reminded by Clint, Thor seemed to have remembered this too.He frowned, and justified himself: "Actually, the barbecue that time was quite unpalatable, but I was really hungry. I think you are all too tired to move, and you probably won't go to the second one to eat, so I have to Eat those nasty barbecues."
He still spoke very aggrieved, as if they forced him to eat.
They chatted for a while, and after confirming that Loki just came to see the kitty, before he had time to do anything else, the truth was exposed, and he was a little relieved.
Tony touched Rosasa's head, and said: "Listen, when you face bad guys, don't be afraid that your ability will be exposed. Make sure you are safe first, and swallow it."
Rosasha thought for two seconds before asking: 'Where did those people go after I swallowed it? '
This question is difficult to answer. They don't know the blue light ring. Although Mister Fantastic has been in close contact with the blue light ring, he is not the owner of the ring. He doesn't know much about it. vary from person to person.
"I'm afraid..." Before Tony finished speaking, David's British accent sounded: "Sir, Professor X is calling."
Knowing that Professor X would not call if he had nothing to do, Tony frowned and ordered, "Come in."
Soon, the figure of Professor X appeared in front of them.
He didn't seem to be surprised to see the other Avengers other than Tony, he smiled at them, and said hello: "Good evening, I'm sorry to disturb your dinner."
"What's the matter, Charles?" Tony looked at him, crossing his arms.
Professor X was not irritated by Tony's attitude, but looked at him tolerantly with his lake blue eyes. "Last time you guys said Eric worked with Hydra and the Joker. But after I talked to Eric, it wasn't a fraternity thing."
"No? The mutant ability to shield signals and power..." Tony realized something just halfway through his words, "In the name of the Brotherhood, to provoke the relationship between several organizations..."
Natasha thought more: "If it wasn't for Professor X, if you asked Magneto, I'm afraid the Brotherhood would still acquiesce that they did this. Anyway, this is consistent with their desire to attack human beings."
Professor X didn't speak, but his silent appearance obviously acquiesced to Natasha's guess.
After a while, he sighed: "If I hadn't asked a few more questions, Eric might not have told the truth."
Bucky frowned, obviously feeling that the situation was a bit tricky, a third-party organization with mutants, and looking at it now, its position was still biased towards evil. "Do you know which organization it is?"
"Not sure yet, but what is certain is that there are mutants in this organization who can copy other people's abilities." Professor X had a serious expression on his face, and what he said made everyone's mood suddenly turn bad.
Mutants who can copy other people's abilities, just by hearing it, can tell how tricky it is.
"Fortunately, this mutant's ability to replicate is not long, it can only last for ten minutes."
"These ten minutes alone are enough to do a lot of things." Natasha's hoarse voice sounded, "Can you confirm how many abilities this mutant can copy at most?"
"It's not sure yet. But..." Professor X lowered his head slightly, looking at the kitten in the arms of the famous Black Widow, "Eric said, they are trying to get the kitten's attention."
They said a lot of words before, but most of them didn't understand.Rosasha realized that what they were talking about might be a big deal, so she emptied her mind and kept herself from listening, but in the end she caught words related to her.
Seeing the little guy's ears stand up, and his slack eyes gather, Tony asked with a straight face, "What do they know?"
Professor X shook his head: "I don't know. Eric only listened to a sentence or two when they mentioned it occasionally when they were in contact with him."
Tony took a deep breath and nodded to Professor X: "Thanks, Charles."
"You're welcome. But I think the X-Men need to be involved in this matter, especially if the other party has a mutant with unclear abilities."
All eyes are on Tony. Since the founding of the Avengers, Tony, as a funder, made decisions when Captain America was away. , it is understandable for him to decide.
Tony frowned slightly, thinking about the situation.
Rosasha secretly used David's translator to get a general understanding of the matter, and then began to type slowly.
'It's okay, come one and swallow one, come two and swallow a pair. '
After thinking about it, Rosasha added another sentence: "Although I don't know where it went after swallowing it, it shouldn't be in my body. If it was in my body, it would feel quite disgusting." '
No one expected that she would say that, and when she said that, the tension disappeared, leaving only speechlessness and helplessness.
Thor shook his hammer and comforted: "Don't worry, I will beat the opponent back when the time comes."
Rosasa glanced at him: 'You're not looking for your brother anymore? '
"Yes, I still want to find Loki." Thor scratched his hair, thought for a while, and said, "If I run into him before I find Loki, I'll call you back."
'Then can you strike the opponent with lightning?as punishment. '
Now, the others who were quietly listening to the two of them couldn't help but show astonished expressions, and Clint couldn't help but said: "Thinking of lightning as punishment? Is it so cruel?"
'cruel?But it's normal for thunder to strike people as punishment. '
Rosasha didn't think there was anything wrong with what she said at all, and thundering and beating people was not a big punishment. It was a routine operation for years of drought and fire for years.
Poor people who don't know that there is such a mythological system were popularized by David, and the way they looked at Thor changed.
"I can't tell, Thor, you still have such an image in other countries..." Bucky laughed teasingly, and patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.
But Thor was dumbfounded when he knew such a character. He never expected that there is such a character in the myth of a certain country. Not to mention his similar ability, his status is still so miserable.
"...I'm really not like this." Thor explained to himself sullenly.
'I didn't say you are like this, I just suggested that you can do it. '
After typing this line, Rosalsa felt that she must have done something wrong, and lay sleepily in Natasha's arms.Then she took a look at the innocent big guy, and decided not to greet him with paws next time.
Professor X discussed with Tony for a while, and decided to send someone over the next day. It happened that Tony and the others were still busy the next day, so they didn't stay in the building. It was a good thing for the kitten to have people from the X-Men. .
Because of such an unexpected incident, Rosasha felt a little depressed and ate more than usual.
"You're in a bad mood, so you ate too much instead?" Bucky looked at the last piece of pizza that was snatched by the little cat in surprise, and his eyes on the little cat's stomach also became strange.
Clint stood by Rosasa's side. He spread the last bit of peanut butter in the jar on the toast, and looked at Bucky with contempt: "It's not normal to eat more when you're in a bad mood? Eat too much, You will feel better naturally.”
Rosasha nodded, agreeing with Clint's statement.
Food makes people happy.
"Come on, give me a high five." Clint held a toast covered in peanut butter in his left hand, and raised his right palm towards Rosalsa.
Rosasha stood on the table, looked seriously at Clint's right hand, then took a few steps closer, stretched out her left paw, and gave him a high-five, while turning her head and retracting her toast.
Clint didn't expect that she would still do this trick, and the toast was snatched away smoothly. He unconsciously moved the fingers of his left hand, and the astonished expression on his face was too late to put away.
Bucky, who had just been teased by him, gloated and slapped the table hard, laughing loudly: "Look at you so stupid! I didn't expect to be tricked by a kitten!"
When Clint was told this, he immediately came back to his senses, and looked at his toast again. Rosasha had already eaten half of it, and her mouth was covered with peanut butter. When he looked over, she stuck out her little tongue, Licked around.
"Ahem." Clint clenched his hands into fists, coughed twice on his lips, ignored Bucky's teasing, and focused all his attention on the kitten.He pressed his body and asked in a low voice, "Is it delicious?"
Rosa nodded.
Although she knew that various sauces could be spread on top of toast, this was the first time she had tried this way of eating, and after eating it, it was quite delicious.Of course, it's possible that it's just that the peanut butter tastes good, and it tastes good even with toast.
Rosa has observed that although Clint eats everything, he eats peanut butter most frequently, and he can use peanut butter on anything, including skewers, sushi, pizza, pasta, etc. In love with peanut butter.And he has always used the same brand of peanut butter, which can be said to be loyal.
Therefore, she doubts that Clint is not Hawkeye, his codename should be Peanut Butter Man!
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