[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

"Why do you ask me this question?" You asked back: "You seem to care about my attitude towards you, are we familiar?"

"You are so ruthless, is this your attitude towards your best friend?" Hei Que clutched his chest and asked sadly: "Then why are you sitting on the same plane with the wanted criminal, cooperating with the wanted criminal, and even Married to a wanted criminal! Is this what you define as unfamiliarity? God baby, when will we be considered acquainted? Could it be doing..." You quickly blocked the next four letters back into his throat Li- you don't want to let this bastard's loud voice embarrass you in public.

Black Sparrow was covered by you, and still protested tenaciously—this is the first time you know that a single syllable can have so many pronunciations!And you got it!

With a dark face, you listened to him talking in a fancy way that you thought you couldn’t understand, covering almost fifty continents in the North American continent—you somehow remembered the number of times you counted on the sheriff’s desk Stars and Stripes.Even though Hei Que didn't utter a single dirty word, you still feel extremely broken, why can't anything stop his peashooter-like mouth!

After that, you made a move that you regretted in extreme anger—just like the occasional fluttering of a butterfly's wings in the tropical rainforest of the Amazon River in South America may cause a tornado in Texas, you Actions are like the key that unlocks everything, but that's something later, you're only thinking of gagging him now, literally.

Black Sparrow's eyes widened in surprise, but you didn't see it—you closed your eyes unconsciously when you kissed him.He was obediently pressed on the seat by you, and his hand slowly touched your raised back. This kiss seemed to be a simple kiss. You forgot the purpose of the beginning and indulged in this feeling of physical contact.

It wasn't the first time you and the black sparrow kissed. The first time was the so-called "little joke" by that lunatic. At that time, you were only in shock (and wondering if you had enough bullets), and you had no time to experience the beauty of the first kiss. taste.This time seems to be a little different, lingering like a lingering mist, reminding you of the hard fruit candy you ate when you were a child, too sweet and greasy, but you like it very much, like the feeling of artificial flavors melting in your mouth, even after a long time There is also a sweet taste at the end, which still jumps on the taste buds when the candy wrapper is crumpled and thrown into the trash can.

You didn't even realize when the black sparrow became the dominator, he grabbed the back of your neck, put one arm around your waist and pressed you to him, you were forced to raise your head slightly to bear his not very gentle kiss.When it was over, you were still a little unresponsive, and the black bird touched the corner of your lips, and said in a low voice: "Are we familiar now, Fengmian?" You think you must have tinnitus, otherwise why the black bird's voice is deep and like aircraft engine?Your eardrums vibrate with his voice.

After you regained your senses, you immediately pushed him away, and Hei Que stared at you with a heartbroken look, as if you were the vagabond who turned his face and refused to give even a cent , you turned your face away with a headache—as expected, physical methods are of no use, and the black sparrow obviously doesn't want to let you go easily: "What do you want from me! My dear, if it was Kraun, would you still answer like this? Why are you so guarded against me? It hits me too much."

Here it goes again, Crowne Crowne Crowne, Crowne is not your affair!Oh no, Black Sparrow is not your boyfriend either!

"I trust you! It doesn't matter whether it's Kraun or Black Sparrow, so please shut up?" Black Sparrow obviously didn't accept your retreat, and the topic kept turning around weird themes: "You can't answer me so perfunctorily, you See, your answer is just to end our conversation, not to really solve the problems between us, Fengmian, I want to gain your trust, but..."

"Do you think I'm lying?" You interrupted him irritably, your sanity has collapsed now, and you blurted out everything that came to your mind without thinking: "Shut up! You fucking bastard! You keep saying You said you wanted me to trust you, but what did you use to gain my trust? Is this harmless disguise? Or the illusory truth? I trust you—even though I don’t want to admit it, whether it’s Kraun or the current black Sparrow, I already see you as a friend. Okay, I admit that I like you now, but you can guarantee that everything you show is not a lie? You are the real you now? Why do you, a notorious wanted man Ask me to trust you completely? How can you prove that you have no other purpose? What right do you have to make me give up all doubts?"

For the first time, you overwhelmed this Chicago typewriter in terms of words. Looking at the speechless black sparrow, you felt a sense of relief—you finally said everything, the vigilance and trust in your heart, and the resulting anxiety.Perhaps what you should do is to give the other party a concise result after calmly considering the pros and cons - yes or no, instead of making a scene like a lovelorn girl, but Black Sparrow is obviously not suitable With this rule, it is already the limit to resist using violence after you lose all reason.

"Sir, please don't make any noise, you have already disturbed other passengers." The flight attendant reminded you softly, and several people also looked in your direction, making you extremely embarrassed.Oh look, it's never good to be with this guy.

"I'm sorry, lovely lady," Hei Que stretched out his long arms and pulled you over, smiling calmly, "It's all because we feel so at home here—this atmosphere is really relaxing, thanks to your excellent service, Isn't it?" The blond girl nodded shyly, looking quite fascinated by the black sparrow's smile.

After the flight attendant left, the black bird still hugged you tightly, and you were forced to lean your upper body in his direction—this position really tortured your lumbar spine. You lowered your voice and said, "Hey, let go." The black bird turned a deaf ear and said: "This makes it easier to talk." You glared at him: "What do you want to say?" "It turns out that my image of a perverted killer is so negative." Is it possible, Mr. Wanted?" "Is Crane a positive, my dear?"

Oh god, here we go again, is there a need to argue about this like a soap opera?

"Honey, I want to tell you that Mr. Actor with an Oscar statuette can't perfectly disguise himself as another completely different person-let alone keep it for a few months. Do you think Crane is very interesting? Affinity? In fact, that’s the real me, well, to be precise, it’s part of me, and you can see that Crone is not as lively as I am.”

I wish you were never so lively, you think.

"To be honest, I did have a purpose at the beginning, seeking cooperation and teasing this expressionless law enforcement officer...Fengmian, calm down, listen to me, this is all my thoughts before I really knew you , if I had known you earlier, I certainly would not have chosen such a bad way of knowing you—so much so that this mistake made me lose your precious trust!"

"Why do you want my trust? Can't common interests sustain our cooperative relationship?" You ask back.

"But I don't just want to be an ally of your interests," Black Sparrow sighed softly: "When I became your friend as Klauen, I felt the most relaxed, friend, do you know? This is the first time I know this word It’s so important. I just want to do everything I can to save you, Fengmian, you’ve seen my efforts, so please give me this chance?”

Desperation, you seem to feel this emotion in Black Sparrow's tone, it's so strange, seeing his helpless and frustrated expression makes you very anxious - you were the one who most hoped that this bastard would have bad luck, no one , but you just feel at a loss now, you habitually want to examine whether his pitiful appearance is fake, but your mouth responds first.

"Although I really don't want to admit this, Black Que, besides my parents, you are my closest person now, and I don't want to lose your friendship. I have exposed all traces of my thinking to you, and you have also shown me nothing. Unreserved sincerity, maybe," you took a deep breath and tried to bite out every word: "maybe I should start to learn to trust you."

Black Sparrow's eyes are shining, it's not an exaggeration, maybe it's because the sunlight outside the porthole is too dazzling, anyway, you think these jewel-like eyes are really damn charming now.

"No, no, no," you pushed Black Sparrow's head away—he hugged you like a big dog and rubbed against you, which was really foul—trying to be serious in your voice: "I still will Reserve the right to arrest you."

"Of course, my dear officer." Black Sparrow said flirtatiously, "but the kiss just now gave me a better idea, want to hear it?" He leaned close to your ear and said with his cello-like sexy voice: "Besides your friend, Feng Mian, do you need a lover?"

You tried hard to control the urge to throw this guy out of the cabin, and rubbed the space between your brows: "From this point of view, Black Sparrow, you are trustworthy, but you are still an asshole."

"I'm looking forward to your answer, dear, you will always agree."

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I didn't catch up with the progress (?-ι_-｀)