My Old Gong Has Amnesia

On his head was a knot made by His Majesty himself, Ye Shanshan wanted to show it off to the world, but he was reluctant to show it to others, so he came up with a perfect idea - to take pictures from every angle, and then show it off to his future self , Doing the math can also show off for many years!

After dinner, Ye Shanshan consciously followed Gong Yue around the lake without reminding her this time, and even fed the swans by the way.

I feel that I have lived a leisure and entertainment life for the elderly in advance.

"Brother, I want to cut my hair. It's growing a little too fast recently, and it's covering my eyes." Ye Shanshan kicked a small stone vigorously, but because of poor accuracy, she often kicked away from the established route.

At this time, Gong Yue would stop, wait for him to kick the stone back, and then continue walking.

"But I don't know what hairstyle to cut. What if it looks ugly."

"It's all pretty."

Ye Shanshan understood, but didn't react, "Huh?"

"They all look good." Gong Yue repeated.

This time I came to my senses, but there was a flash of lightning in my mind, Ye Shanshan put out [-]% acting skills, looked at Gong Yue blankly again, and let out an "ah"

——Praise me for the third time!

"..." Gong Yue looked at Ye Xijing who was doing his best to act, couldn't bear it, and raised his hand to stroke his hair, "You look good no matter what."

Ye Xingshan felt that fireworks exploded in her head.

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Coming back from a walk, biting today's lollipop in her mouth, while doing the questions with a pen, Ye Shanshan always felt that she had forgotten something.After another half hour of video class, it suddenly occurred to me that he and his mobile phone gentleman hadn't seen each other for a long time.

It is estimated that it will be 500 years!

Rushing back to the bedroom with her slippers on, Ye Xingxing turned over the quilt and lifted the pillow, and finally found the phone at the foot of the bed.In the morning, because he was worried that the ringtone of the mobile phone would disturb Gong Yue's sleep, he directly turned off the sound.

After that, of course, I completely forgot about it.

But for some reason, the phone was turned off. Ye Shanshan charged it for a while before turning it on, and Xu Luoyang's call came in.

Ye Shanshan took the candy out of her mouth, "What a coincidence, the phone turned off automatically when it ran out of power, so I just recharged it."

"What a coincidence!" Xu Luoyang was checking Weibo and made many phone calls. He was a little surprised to be connected suddenly, but when he heard Ye Shanshan's voice, he felt heartbroken, "Did you go online today? "

"No, I'm too busy today." Busy counting Miyakoshi's eyelashes, busy taking a walk together, um, busy day, fulfilling!

"Okay, by the way, do you still remember that when I called you for emergency, didn't you mention that the program team had found me a partner before, but the other party didn't come right away?"

"Remember, it's Xu Tian."

"Yeah, right, he's making trouble over there, and he wants to hold you back. Let me give you a general introduction."

In the next half a minute, Xu Luoyang summed up the general situation of the matter very quickly, and said,

"The current situation is that Xu Tian's agent, Zhao Yaozu, updated a message an hour ago. He should have made a clear decision with Xu Tian and made a concession. He said that he was too nervous, and he was anxious when he heard about the replacement. , After Xu Tian explained clearly to him, I felt very ashamed, and I hope the program crew can accept his apology."

Holding his breath, Xu Luoyang spoke excitedly,

"Fuck, these nonsense are made up at will. The point is, he added a sentence at the end, 'But from my point of view, I still hope that the newcomers will be down-to-earth, step by step, and don't try to use some tricks. , you can become famous overnight', I became irritable after reading this sentence, what does he mean? mdzz! Yingshi Entertainment just let this mad dog bark?"

When Xu Luoyang started complaining, Ye Shanshan turned on the phone's voice for hands-free, and then clicked on Weibo, ready to keep up with the trend of the times.

After quickly reading several related Weibo posts and various comments, Ye Shanshan switched back to the call interface, with a puzzled tone, "Is he so - bloated, is he stupid?"

"Have you finished reading? Zheng Dong told me that it was Ying Shi who came out to explore the way with Zhao Yaozu. Look at our attitude."

Xu Luoyang sighed, "But talking about Zhao Yaozu is really sad. The pimp Zhao of Yingshi Entertainment is very famous, and he has made connections with those so-called billionaire financial predators by pimping. Maybe he thinks I am not afraid of things because I rely on them, and I have become more and more arrogant recently."

His tone became a little heavy as he spoke,

"About half a year ago, he stunned a 17-year-old rookie under him and sent him to the bed of a man in his 40s. The man's fetishes were dirty. I don't know what happened that night. Anyway, the girl later The girl committed suicide not long after, and the official announcement said that the girl had been suffering from depression for a long time." He couldn't hold back, "What a goddamn depression!"

Opening her mouth, Ye Shanshan held the phone, and suddenly couldn't continue asking.

After hanging up the phone, Ye Shanshan stared at the phone in a daze, wondering how long she had been wandering, when she suddenly heard Gong Yue calling him.

Looking back after a few seconds, I saw Gong Yue standing at the door of the bedroom, Ye Shanshan was still a little in a knot, and said stupidly, "Brother, aren't you in the study?"

"You haven't come here." Gong Yue listened to what Xu Luoyang said before, and probably knew what Ye Shanshan was thinking.He walked over and gently pinched Ye Shanshan's little bundle of hair, "You don't need to worry about this, I'll do it," he added, "OK?"

Ye Xing nodded quickly, how could it be bad!

After following Gong Yue back to the study room, he felt the speeding heartbeat, and felt that the frequency of arrhythmia was really a bit high recently, and he needed to pay attention to it.

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In the following week, Ye Shanshan once again fell into the magnificence of the ocean of learning, no matter how fierce the north-south wind from east to west on the Internet, he would not move.

It wasn't until after eleven o'clock in the middle of the night that Xu Luoyang came after him with a phone call.

"If there is something to talk about, if it's nothing, I will do the paper."

The intimidating opening remarks with the halo of the god of learning directly blocked Xu Luoyang from saying anything. Why did he feel that in such a comparison, what he was going to say next was compared with learning? What about the low end?

Must be an illusion!

He cleared his throat, "I want to tell you that the variety show we filmed together was divided into two episodes, and the TV station and the Internet broadcast it simultaneously. Starlight Satellite TV broadcasted the first half at [-] o'clock tonight, and the other half will be broadcast tomorrow night. "

Ye Shanshan was a little dazed, "It's going to be broadcast so soon?" Sure enough, the time was addicted to studying, and it passed quickly.

I don't know where Ye Shanshan is retreating and cultivating immortals. After Xu Luoyang hung up the phone, he sent the link and said by the way,

"Let that Zhao Yaozu see, what is a model who becomes popular overnight!"

Ye Shanshan was working on a math problem at this time, and this problem had been crippling him for more than two hours, so the result of double-tasking was to hang up the phone, and he completely forgot about it.

When I remembered it again, it was already past three o'clock in the morning.

After thinking about it, Ye Shanshan was still curious about the effect of the show, so she clicked on the link Xu Luoyang gave.

After clicking the link, it is a very popular video website. After 60 seconds of advertisement, it is the feature film.However, he found very clumsily that after watching for more than ten minutes, he hadn't seen his own face - because everything was blocked by the thick bullet screen wall, let alone seeing clearly, he couldn't see people at all. It's all about imagination.

Later, Ye Xingshan simply watched the barrage, and found it very interesting.

"——I feel sorry for Luoyang! But who is that little brother? I fell in love with him!! The ghostly and animal colors can be crushed by his appearance! Convince!"

"—Drinking dew hahahaha laughing for a year! What to do? I really believe the expression is too serious! Let's drink dew together, sir, shall we?"

"——What is the rhythm of the script of the program group, should it be so fake? But, I like it! Especially the shooting part, I can't close my legs ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm

"—I feel like I'm on the agricultural science and technology channel!!! My cheeks are about to crack from laughing!!"

However, the most common comment is "Contract this frame, and I won't show you the landlord!" The density is comparable to mosaics.

After reading the audience's comments for a while, Ye Shanshan decided to switch to Weibo.Because he had turned off all kinds of reminders on Weibo before, he was immediately blocked once he logged on to Weibo.

"..."

Ye Shanshan silently re-logged in twice before succeeding.

After advanced the hot search list, it turned out that his name was at the top of the list, but what the hell is "Ye Shanshan raises pigs"?

Heartbroken, I scrolled down, the sixth one is still his, "Ye Shanshan Variety Show" - this is quite normal.He opened it curiously, and found that it was full of cuts from his shots, and the names of the videos were varied.

"I can't flash anymore, don't let me flash again!"

"Fairy Ye, who grew up drinking dew, do you want to go to heaven?"

"Follow Ye Ge to the rivers and lakes!"

Ye Shining: "..."

Exited to click on his own profile picture, and suddenly saw that his number of fans broke through tens of millions.

Ye Shanshan counted again and found that it was indeed an eight-digit number—so what happened during the time I was obsessed with studying?

His most recent update was a picture of noodles with mixed sauce a few days ago when he was eating, the pure picture has no text.The comments at that time were very fresh and unaffected, but now that he clicked on the comment area, he found that his comment area had gone wrong.

"—Don't ask me why my hands are cramping, because I'm taking screenshots all the time!!! My Shining is really shining! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"—the person I like is a pianist who was delayed by his acting career, no, a professional pig farmer. [dog]"

"—The host said that he destroyed it. I've watched it no less than fifty times. I'm sure I'm not the only one!!! The little fairy looks so hot even if he doesn't wake up and doze off!!!"

"——#年色而最高猪达达人# After I watched this episode twice, I went to the landlord’s piano site to watch it, and then told myself that hallucinations and hallucinations are all hallucinations! Tears streaming down my face!"

"—So when you are worried about whether the landlord will enter the classical music industry, you also have to worry about whether the landlord will enter the pig farming industry and subvert the animal husbandry industry on a whim? What kind of artist have I become fans of?"

And the popular comment that was pushed to the top is a psychological monologue.

"——Since I fell in love with Lord Ye, my first dream was to roam the rivers and lakes with him. Later, my dream was to become a piano and let his fingers brush my body every day. But, in my opinion After watching this episode, my goal has become, one day, I can sit with him on the fire tricycle, wear a straw hat, discuss how to raise pigs, and make a fortune."