My Old Gong Has Amnesia

After giving Ye Shanshan the plan issued by the program group, Xu Luoyang suddenly became worried,

"Ye—bah, Winky, have you watched the outdoor variety shows on TV recently?"

"Brother Ye," Ye Shanshan imitated Gong Yue, flipping through the planning book with a domineering CEO, and recalled it,

"I watched it for a few minutes. It was Zheng Dong who showed it to me. It was when you fell into the water while rowing and struggled for a long time. It turned out that the water was very shallow. Your expression was really interesting."

"..."

Xu Luoyang wiped his face, feeling that Ye Shanshan was going to kill him this day, so he quickly got to the point, "Nowadays, variety shows, especially outdoor ones, are very popular, but they all like to create characters."

Seeing Ye Xingshan's bewildered face, the old hen in Xu Luoyang's heart appeared instantly, and explained patiently,

"Every time the program group will arrange it in advance, I am afraid that an artist will accidentally let himself go and screw up the program. That is to say, everyone has a script, which sets a character label for you, and you have to put this label in the script. Created in the show. It’s a bit like a movie script, but not as detailed.”

Ye Shanshan closed the planning book, suddenly curious, "If I go, what label will the program group give? The world's most witty?"

"A high-cold, picky noble boy."

"..." Ye Shanshan imitated Xu Luoyang and wiped his face, and looked at him in a daze, "I don't know if it's my illusion, I think it seems a little too difficult."

Xu Luoyang also felt that Ye Shanshan was a landowner's idiot son, who could be happy for a week by buying ice cream for five yuan on the roadside, and the ten words on the label had something to do with the word "beauty".

He thought for a while, "Then why don't you let Zheng Ge talk about it and fool the program crew over, I think you should just let it go."

So the next day, the film crew rushed downstairs to Xu Luoyang's house early in the morning, setting up the equipment and preparing to start filming.Seeing Ye Xingxing standing under a tree, they were a little surprised.

Because the other party was in the morning breeze, he ate half a mouthful of steamed buns, and ate several in a row.

Ye Shanshan wore a large v-neck sweater, her delicate collarbone was exposed generously, her skinny jeans were lined with a slim waist and long legs, she was so good looking that she was photogenic even without makeup, but her eyes were very blurred .

Seeing a group of people approaching, Ye Shanshan looked over, then slowly waved the empty bag in his hand, "Good morning."

Feeling that his state was not right, he was arranged to ask Ye Shanshan's cameraman a little more, "Xinshan, are you feeling unwell?"

Ye Shanshan shook her head, her face was half-dead, her voice was soft and weak,

"You don't need to call me Twinkle, Twinkle has long since gone out, it won't turn on, it won't work anymore."

At this moment, Xu Luoyang happened to be going downstairs, and when he heard Ye Shanshan's dumbfounded words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he explained on the sidelines,

"He went out too early and didn't wake up. It's okay."

The cameraman took a look at Ye Shanshan, who was yawning with his mouth open, and couldn't help but take a close-up shot - there is no one else who can doze off so well.

As soon as she got in the car, Ye Shanshan huddled herself in a corner, closed her eyes and fell asleep.

"flash--"

"Brother Ye." Ye Shanshan closed her eyes, her voice was vague and full of sleepiness, "Let me sleep, otherwise we will never be able to play together again."

"..."

Xu Luoyang was also very helpless. Other artists always added roles to themselves in variety shows all the time, wishing that the camera would be on his face every second.It was good for Ye Shanxi, and she brought a hat to block the light, which almost covered her entire face, only the tip of her clean chin could be seen.

He suddenly began to wonder if it was a wrong choice for him to pull Ye Shanshan to participate in the variety show.

More than an hour later, the car stopped in an open space in the suburbs. Xu Luoyang pushed Ye Shining, "Get up."

Ye Shanxian lifted the hat covering her face, her hair was a little messed up in sleep, and several dull hairs stood up, she said in a daze, "Are you here?"

"Uncle Ye, it's really here."

Following Xu Luoyang out of the car, Ye Shanshan realized that there were quite a lot of people at the scene. There were at least fifty or sixty staff members, all of whom were crowded together. There were also various equipment and cars transferred by sponsors, which took up a large space.

There were five groups of ten guests, and Ye Shanshan didn't know him at all. He just took a quick glance and memorized the faces of the people present, so he didn't pay any more attention.

The consequence of over-cultivating immortals and getting up early is that when others are present, the soul is still beside the Great Demon King.

Standing there for a while, Ye Shanshan glanced at Xu Luoyang, and suddenly realized belatedly, "Eh, you put on makeup?"

"I made it in the car, but it's just a layer of powder," Xu Luoyang said, envious of Ye Shanshan's skin, "the makeup artist said your skin is too dewy, and he is not willing to pollute you with chemicals. face, Shining, what did you eat to grow up?"

"Brother Ye," Ye Shanshan corrected him tirelessly, and then answered Xu Luoyang's question kindly, "I grew up drinking dew."

Before Xu Luoyang could respond, the uncle who had been following them all the time burst out laughing.Seeing that both of them were looking over, they quickly waved their hands, "You chat with each other, and I'll just pat casually."

Ye Shanshan nodded, and didn't care too much. He grew up surrounded by various surveillance systems when he was a child, and the heart pulse was also connected to the sensor, so it didn't feel unnatural to be followed by the camera.

They stood here and talked for a while. Ten minutes later, the director shouted from the side with a loudspeaker, "I'll say one, two, three, and you all come out next to each other, put on a pose or something, come on!" Come on, one-two-three-"

The first one to go out was a combination of little fresh meat, who moved very neatly towards the camera, posing in an Ultraman pose.Then there are two male actors, standing and squatting one by one as if shooting a gun, they should still be very handsome.But there was no soundtrack or special effects at the scene, which seemed a bit awkward.

Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang were third in line. The two walked to the designated place according to the route, and then nodded towards the camera with similar movements.

The director watched the effect over there, and found that the visual effect was surprisingly good. He waved the loudspeaker in his hand, "Come on, let's go to the next set."

After the opening scene was over, a staff member came to collect their mobile phones, and then sent everyone a set that was configured by the sponsor of the program, and everyone had one.

"It's a little cold in the suburbs and in the mountains, so the sponsor of our program group, West Asia Sportswear, equipped everyone with handsome jackets!"

On the script, "cheers" was clearly marked here, but the clothes sent over were so ugly that the ten people looked at each other and unanimously decided to remain silent.

The clothes of each group are different in color to distinguish them.Xu Luoyang took the sports jacket, looked it over and over several times, with a shocked expression on his face,

"Half fluorescent green, half camouflage pattern, this designer's aesthetics are anti-human, this is it!"

Ye Xingshan also shook off the clothes, thinking that the bright colors are pretty good-looking, he likes the fluorescent green very much,

"This color, I think it's not bad!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the people around him looked at him with very strange eyes,

Ye Shining, "?"

Xu Luoyang asked him carefully, "Are you comforting me or touting the sponsor, or are you serious?"

"Really." The attitude is clear and unwavering.

"..."

Xu Luoyang suddenly thought of a serious problem, so he leaned over again, "Who will buy your usual clothes? Lin Xiatian?"

Ye Shanshan shook her head, "They were all bought by Gongyue. After I bought them, they were piled up in the cloakroom. I would look for them when I wanted to wear them. But I don't know how to match them well. The suit on my body was also matched by Gongyue this morning." So Gongyue is better. Hard.

At this moment, Xu Luoyang especially admired Gong Yue's foresight and foresight.He really didn't want Ye Shining to wear like a signal light every day, dangling in front of him, blinding a good face for nothing.

After putting on all the clothes, Xu Luoyang looked Ye Shanshan up and down, and then silently took a step to the side.

Ye Shanshan noticed the opponent's movement, thinking that it might be a strategic shift, so she also took a step, still next to Xu Luoyang.

Xu Luoyang closed his eyes and took another step to the side.Ye Xingxian was surprised, what is Xu Luoyang doing?But before he could speak, the director over there asked with a loudspeaker,

"Xu Luoyang, what are you doing? I can't see you anymore!"

Xu Luoyang shouted directly at the director, "I don't want to be in the same frame as Ye Shanshan, because I will be lowered!"

The people around also looked over, Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang were both wearing fluorescent green camouflage jackets, there was nothing wrong with that.But after Ye Xingshan wore it, her lips were still red and her teeth were white, and her skin was even lined so that it seemed to be glowing, and her face suppressed the weird color combination on her body.

Look at Xu Luoyang again——

There is a kind of ugliness, which is called ugly in comparison.There is a kind of protection, called no harm without contrast.

The director also understood, "Okay, you stand farther away, but not too far away."

Ye Shanshan was so wronged that she suddenly felt abandoned by the whole world.

Miss the big devil!

After all ten people were packed, the director stood in the center of the venue with a loudspeaker in hand,

"Welcome to our 'Challenge 48 Hours', everyone is very eye-catching after wearing sportswear!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the ten people made a sound of "Cut—" very shamelessly. The director pretended not to hear it,

"Our task today is to spend 48 hours happily in Yanhui Mountain. All the relevant things have been placed in the compartments of everyone, and they are very complete... During the period, we will send task cards to you ,Come on, everybody!"

After disbanding, one group got a car with seven seats and a lot of space, but there were also staff following the filming, so the car was a bit crowded.

Ye Shanshan had almost woken up, she was quiet for 2 minutes, and suddenly it was as if she had been on a stimulant.

"Luoyang Luoyang, didn't the director say that there is equipment, let's look through it?"

Xu Luoyang was also quite curious, and complained while unpacking the luggage, "This program group is very picky. One time, there was only one lighter in the luggage for me, one! Lighter! What's the use of carrying a lighter when it was raining heavily that day? I was I have the heart to quit."

Ye Shanshan nodded, with a serious tone, "Then sympathize with you for half a second!"

"..."

Xu Luoyang suddenly didn't want to talk to Ye Shanshan.

After opening the luggage bag, I found that there were still a lot of things. Ye Xingxing took them out like a treasure hunt, "I found a lighter, rain boots and raincoat, four bottles of water, a flashlight..." and scattered them in a small place .

At this moment, the car stopped suddenly, and Xu Luoyang immediately had a bad feeling, and raised his voice to ask, "Master driver, what happened?"

"The car is out of gas, so I can only send you here, get out of the car!"

※※※

After tidying up the things and putting them into two big backpacks, Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang got out of the car.

This is a rural road with wasteland on both sides, and their destination, Yanhui Mountain, is still far away at a glance.After stretching her waist, Ye Shanshan's mood index instantly rose, and she planned to bring Gong Yue to play together someday.

"I just said that the program team couldn't be so kind, but they did such a heartless thing!" Xu Luoyang checked the distance with his eyes, and suddenly felt sorry for his feet.

At this time, the task card came over, and Ye Shanxian took it curiously and opened it, and read out, "We are waiting for you at Yanhui Village at the foot of Yanhui Mountain!" She even drew a cute smiling face behind it.

However, at this time, it seemed that the smiling face was also full of malice.

Looking around, Xu Luoyang took out his mobile phone, "There is no map or road sign here, who knows how to get to that Yanhui Village? However, I sincerely thank the high-tech for giving us positioning and navigation software!"

However, when he turned on the phone, he discovered a cruel reality——

"Damn it, why is this phone's battery only at 5.00%? Are you kidding us?"

Ye Shanshan poked his head over to take a look, and found that the battery was indeed red, took out his own, and found that the same was only 5.00%, so he quickly turned off the network lock screen,

"Luoyang, you call up the map and I'll take a look. After reading it, I also turn off the Internet. The battery is stored, and it may be useful in the future."

Xu Luoyang still believed in Ye Shanshan, whose IQ was above the line, and called up the navigation as he said, and settled down.

Ye Xingshan swiped the screen a few times with two slender fingers, zooming in and out, but finished reading it in a dozen seconds, "Close the Internet cafe."

The photographer Fu was a little curious, "This is the end? You don't navigate?"

Ye Shanshan raised her head and explained to the photographer Fu,

"Yes, after reading it, I remembered it, so I turned it off to save power."

As he spoke, he found a branch at random from the side of the road, and then drew a simple map of the vicinity on the muddy ground with a few clicks, and pointed,

"We are here now, the location of Yanhui Village is here," he said, drawing a shortest route along the terrain, "Let's take this road, and then go through this side. There is a forest here, and it is not easy to walk. It's hot, and there is a water source nearby. Luoyang, according to your physical strength, it should take about two hours to walk."

Xu Luoyang looked at the hand-painted map on the ground, and looked at Ye Shanshan with a "fucking" expression on his face, "Brother Ye is mighty, please output violence and cover! Wait, why isn't it calculated according to your physical strength?"

Ye Xing blinked, "Of course it's because you walk slowly!"

Xu Luoyang glanced at the map, and when he felt that people should bow their heads, they should bow their heads, "You are a big boss, everything you say is right!"

Twirling the twig in his hand, Ye Xingshan recognized the direction, and said with a look of trepidation, "Let's go, brother Ye will take you to the rivers and lakes!"

The videographer was still shocked by Ye Shanshan's memory and direction discrimination ability, but he couldn't hold back when he heard this sentence, and laughed again.

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The two of them were walking on the country road with big bags on their backs. Ye Shanshan was in a good mood and went to pick a few small golden wild flowers to put on top of her head. The color was beautiful in the sun.

Xu Luoyang glanced at him several times, unable to figure it out, "Other men wear Huaduniang, why do you look so good in it?"

Ye Shanshan proudly made a scissors hand to him, then moved a little closer, and asked, "Look, what can you see on my face?"

Xu Luoyang wondered, "Isn't it just the face?"

Ye Shanshan glanced at him disappointedly, "Oh, didn't you see that? They are all natural beauty!" His appearance was appraised by the Demon King Gong Yue, and Gong Yue said he was the prettiest, not proud are difficult.

"..."

Xu Luoyang rolled his eyes regardless of his image, "I'm so proud of you, I've never seen such a brazen person like you, don't you know what humility is a virtue?"

Ye Shanshan didn't understand Xu Luoyang's logic very well, "If I am humble, what should you do?"

"..." Xu Luoyang, who suffered a critical blow, decided to remain silent for a minute.

The two walked along the country road for more than 20 minutes. The sun had already risen and it was a bit hot. The fluorescent green coat was a disaster in the sun, and it hurt your eyes no matter how you looked.

Ye Xingshan rubbed her hot hair, and found a soft grass stem with local materials, and then forcibly tied her bangs into a small pull.

The grass stems are used as rubber bands, and they still look decent.She gave herself a thumbs up in her heart, and Ye Shanshan felt that her creativity was really unlimited.

At this time, the sound of "chug chug" came from a distance, and Xu Luoyang's eyes lit up, "A car is coming!"

Ye Shanshan was also very happy. He listened carefully and judged, "Diesel engine, small, old car, hey, it's a convertible!"

Xu Luoyang couldn't believe it, could it be that their luck was really against the sky?Otherwise, how could there be a convertible in this corner.

But upholding the mentality of mortals looking up to geniuses, he still believed in Ye Shanshan and became excited, "If it's really a convertible, we can take a ride, and then enjoy the breeze and be happy!"

Before he could write the word "live", the car turned a corner and appeared in their sight.

Xu Luoyang looked at the "convertible car" and was silent for ten seconds before looking at Ye Shanshan indifferently,

"Is this the hood you're talking about?"

At best, that car was a modified version of Huo Sanlun. Half of the bright red paint had been peeled off, and the parts on the car were also rattling.The car owner may like to remodel, so there is a protruding board on both sides of the driver's seat, like a pair of wings without aesthetic feeling.

A gust of wind blew over, Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose, "What's the smell?"

Ye Shanshan had already stood in the middle of the road, waving at the car in various ways, while answering Xu Luoyang's question,

"Didn't you see? There's a big cage on the back of that convertible, full of cute little piglets." He seldom saw a live piglet, so excited!

"!!"

After a while, the car stopped in front of him. The driver was wearing a straw hat, dark skinned, 50 to [-] years old, and spoke with a strong accent, "Where are you going?" eyes, a little curious.

Ye Shanshan described the general location, "We are going to Yanhui Village, do you drop by?" Very polite.

The driver took off his straw hat and fanned the wind, "By the way, the village next door to us, let's go girl!"

Ye Shanshan was put on the spot by a "girl", then turned to ask Xu Luoyang,

"Is he calling you?"

Seeing Ye Shanshan's confused face, Xu Luoyang couldn't help standing still and leaning forward laughing.

The driver knew that he had made a mistake, and he was puzzled, "She looks like a fairy in the sky, so she's not a girl?" Xu Luoyang laughed for another 2 minutes.

Ye Shanshan felt that she was attacked by a million volts, I am so manly, okay!How could it be a fairy!In a fit of anger, he also let go of the little tie that was tied.

After discussing with the driver, Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang got into the car alone, and the sound of the little piggy behind was still tolerable, but the smell wafting in the wind was too smoky.

Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose, and was about to ask Ye Xingshan how long it would take for them to arrive, but in the sound of the engine "chucking", he heard Ye Xingshan chatting with the driver happily.

Ye Shanshan's voice was very recognizable, "Yes, piglets often suffer from three diseases: red scour, yellow scour, and pullor. The piglets can take it orally, or put oxytetracycline in the feed!"

"You know a lot, and what's more, my piglets always don't grow well, and if they don't grow meat, they can't be sold for a lot of money!"

"Are you late for feeding?"

"The 20-day mending materials in my family have been passed down from the older generation."

"No, now the piglets can be replenished in ten days, so that they grow fast and fat..."

Xu Luoyang listened to Ye Shanshan chatting with the driver about the bible of raising pigs, and silently hugged his luggage tightly.