It's hard to be a good teacher

A sand table, a copper plate, a cinnabar pen, and an expectant empress dowager.

The national teacher refused for a while and didn't run away, so he could only pick up the copper plate resignedly, thinking about how to get away with it.As a good comrade who believes in science, I have never seen this kind of thing, let alone do it myself!

Holding the seven copper plates, the National Teacher arranged them in the shape of the Big Dipper for a while, and in a circle for a while, scratched and drawn in the sand table, then picked up the cinnabar pen, closed his eyes and said "Ma Mi Ma" Mihoo!", drawing a half-right half-wrong symbol.

Seeing that he had finished the ceremony, the queen mother hurriedly asked about the situation: "Master, did you see it?"

National Teacher: What can I see! !My eyes are black now, okay?It's all TV shows that I watch too little!Next time mom watches various soap operas, she must follow along!

"Cough," the national teacher put down the cinnabar pen, wanting to stroke his beard in a fairy-tale manner, but found that he only had a clean chin, so he could only say in embarrassment: "Well, your Majesty has not long been enthroned, and the imperial court is waiting for prosperity. Small manpower and financial resources, now is not the best time." Feeling that what he said was too formal, the national teacher hurriedly turned the tide: "The emperor's Ziwei star has not yet been assisted by Hongluan blablablabla..."

"This is an approval document from the Imperial Teacher to the Queen Mother." The maid handed over the rice paper.The extra-large half-right and half-wrong red ones on it, not to mention the maid, the emperor didn't understand either.

Emperor: "What does this mean?"

The maid was silent for a while before answering: "The maidservant only heard that the national teacher did not allow the draft, saying that it was a waste of money, ah, and saying that the emperor has not yet had Hongluan to assist..."

The emperor heard that the first sentence was more appropriate, but the latter sentence didn't know where he went. "Hey, what unusual behavior did the national teacher have recently?" Some of the maids in the national teacher's tower were sent by the emperor to monitor the national teacher's movements.Fortunately, the national teacher is also more self-aware. He used to be very honest. He went to bed early and woke up early to be healthy. Occasionally stayed up late to watch the stars and the moon pretending to be a literary youth. He had nothing to do to copy manuscripts and describe calligraphy and paintings.

The maid in the white palace uniform bowed and saluted. Today's report on living habits took a full 5 minutes, which was actually the same as the report time on the first day of taking office!

Where is this national teacher? It's clearly a different person, right? !

The emperor looked carefully at the half right and half wrong on the rice paper again, raised his head to look at the maid below and ordered: "Keep watching, convey my will, and notify the Ministry of Rites to advance the ceremony of praying for rain, and pray for rain at Yingxiantai the day after tomorrow, so there must be no mistakes. "

At that time, you can try to see who this person is.

"Minister, accept the order." The national teacher knelt awkwardly and listened to the oral order, and there were 1 chachas who didn't know what to say or not to say.

Unprepared, the national teacher was wearing a moon-white auspicious cloud forgetting fairy gown, and a gold and silver silk gauze blouse outside. His every move was dignified, and his eyes and eyebrows were calm—all fake.

Only the national teacher himself understands this.He could already foresee how miserable he would be in the future.