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Jiang Jun didn't go far, he just ate a big bowl of grapes by himself, eating too fast and too hastily, he just focused on watching the play and didn't pay attention to his body.

I was greedy for the cold for a while, and ate too many raw and cold things, but forgot that it was already the late autumn of "the leaves of the yellow leaves are declining".

Qiu Yi warmed up, but he also ate a big pot of white grapes.

So when he heard his intestines gurgling, Jiang Jun didn't care about watching the "movie finale", dropped the basin, held the pills, and ran out in a hurry.

So when Prince Gong took the curtain call and grabbed Li Yinshang and walked out, he didn't see Jiang Jun's person.

Just when Prince Gong and Li Yinshang were full of doubts and walked forward without a word, Jiang Jun nestled in the toilet room of Chengfeng Hall, his expression very embarrassing.

——He didn't know that eating so many grapes would cause such a big reaction!According to common sense, even if you eat grapes, you won't get diarrhea so quickly!Isn't the common saying that "eat more grapes and have diarrhea the next day"!

Very anxious, very unconvinced!

But I have to say that the toilet in Prince Kung's Mansion is really unusually tall, much more comfortable than the Jiang's toilet.When Jiang Jun came in for the first time, he thought it was an extra room.

Entering inside, there is incense all around, and there is a large crimson gauze bed in the center. The bed is richly decorated, thick and has two layers of mattresses. It wasn't until the little boy serving beside him lifted a board that Jiang Jun saw that—— — It's a fucking toilet.

Or should it be said to be a relatively advanced Gong barrel?

But no matter what it is called, it is very comfortable to sit on. This kind of high-walled toilet is paved with thick sand and covered with a layer of goose feathers. The goose feathers are covered and covered with white and odorless.

After that, there will be boys to remove the dirt.

The arrangement of Gong barrels in rich and noble families is roughly like this. As for the cushions on the Gong barrels, the incense in the house, and the toilet chopsticks used, different families will have different attentions.

Therefore, it is often possible to infer the family property of the owner through the toilet room.

Originally, the boy who served was supposed to serve in the toilet with the sachet in his hand, but Jiang Jun felt that he couldn't accept being surrounded by people going to the toilet anyway, so he waved the boy away, using the excuse that he wanted to " Congratulations."

After finally coaxing the boy out, the other party gave him an aggrieved look, as if Jiang Jun didn't let him watch him here. What a wicked thing he has done.

The look of drooping his head reminded Jiang Jun of his cat.

It's also the kind of temperament that you have to do everything possible to get into the bathroom to stare at you every time you go to the bathroom or take a shower. You tilt your head and open your eyes to stare at you, as if you are afraid that you, the "shit shovel officer", will do something wrong. What's wrong.

Thinking of that little thing at home, the corners of Jiang Jun's mouth curled up slightly.

But think about the boy who is serving in the toilet room now, isn't he a veritable "shit shovel officer" for what he does.It's just that Jiang Jun really suffered from severe diarrhea, and the smile on the corners of his lips hadn't dissipated before another burst of monstrous momentum.

after that,

Wu Yan and the little "shit shovel officer" who had been waiting outside the door for a long time saw Jiang Jun with a disheveled face and frivolous steps coming out of the toilet room, lifting the crimson gauze curtain.

Seeing Jiang Jun's expression, Wu Yan panicked: "I said, young master, do you want to find a doctor?"

After waving his hand, Jiang Jun felt that Wuyan was making too much of a fuss, but he still didn't want to show off, so he directly handed Wuyan his hand, motioning him to help him back to the couch and lie down for a while.

It's just diarrhea, why go to the doctor.

Jiang Jun thought so, but when he had dinner at night, he was already exhausted.His hands and feet were soft, his whole body was sweating profusely, and the corners of his eyes were reddened, lying on the bed unable to move.

Perhaps it was all the dissatisfaction after coming to Yucheng, and finally found a vent.

Before, Jiang Jun could persuade Wuyan not to worry with a weak smile, but now he has passed out, his brows are frowning, his eyes are red, and he is huddled under the quilt miserably.

Seeing that he couldn't delay, Wuyan asked two maidservants from Prince Gong's Mansion to take care of Jiang Jun, and hurried to find Zhong Ping himself.They only know Dr. Lu in the whole Yucheng, but the palace has the rules of the palace.

Under the Jin Dynasty's system, there should be dedicated doctors in the palace.

Wuyan remembered the rules, but when the old steward Zhong Ping heard about Jiang Jun's situation, he ordered someone to prepare a horse to invite Lu Lingyou without saying a word.On the contrary, I was a little embarrassed to make a fuss without smoke, and thanked the old man again and again.

Zhong Ping just smiled, and said: "Young master, you don't need to be so polite. I told you from the first day Young Master Jiang Jun came to the palace. If you need anything in the future, just ask."

Wuyan nodded ignorantly, but still thanked Zhong Ping once more politely.

After sending away the thankful Wuyan, Zhong Ping thought about it, and found an excuse to go to Xiyuan to find Prince Gong who was accompanying Li Yinshang.

The old steward can ignore everything that happened today, but he can't think of a way to mention Jiang Jun's illness in front of King Gong.

As for how King Gong Lingwu, who stayed in the Li Yinshang Courtyard in Xiyuan, managed to get to Jiang Jun's Chengfengtang with the skill of splitting up later, that is not the old butler Zhong Ping's business.

When the word is delivered, what the master thinks about and what to do is already the master's business.

Zhong Ping never overstepped the rules when doing things.

The night is as cool as water, and the autumn night in the north is colder than that in the capital.

Most of the palace is built underground, and the temperature will not drop suddenly after nightfall. However, when Ling Wu followed the path illuminated by the long-burning lights, he always felt that the road from Xiyuan to Dongyuan was so long, so he couldn’t see it. the end.

He came out of Xiyuan directly, without any disguise.

He couldn't rush to Chengfeng Hall quickly with several ups and downs and using martial arts, because he was King Gong Lingwu, not a quack.And in the underground palace of the palace, the one who came and went freely—it was never him, Prince Gong.

Just now when Li Yinshang mentioned it inadvertently, Ling Wu realized that Yushuanglin had come and gone several times before he realized that his good brother had given birth to Li Yinshang. The mind of the method.

A cold gleam flashed in Ling Wu's eyes, he sneered in his heart, and then quietly quickened his pace and returned to his long letter center.The palace really needs to be cleaned up, and it will be convenient for him to do things in the future.

The alarm rang three more times, and the bamboo shadows outside the window were mottled. Prince Gong Lingwu finally changed into a suitable identity and went to Jiang Jun's Chengfeng Hall.

It's just that the annoyance and remorse on his face were almost blocked by the expressionless human skin mask, and the emotion in his eyes was first given to him by a yawning man in a green robe. look.

Lu Lingyou came forward impatiently and put his arms around his shoulders: "I said, you bastard, can you restrain yourself a bit, Mr. Jiang's health is not good - even with my recuperation, you can't restrain yourself? "

"...?" Wei Wu immediately frowned, and the worry in his eyes turned into murderous intent.

"Tsk, since you can do it, why don't you let others talk about it?" Lu Lingyou is not afraid that he will kill God with a black face, "Although Xiao Jiang's health is getting better day by day, it doesn't mean that you can mess around anymore. Listen? ——I will abstinence|abstinence|abstinence|desire for three months!"

Seems to have heard the voice, Wuyan hurried out to salute Prince Gong, but accidentally heard Lu Lingyou and Prince Gong... Oh, it shouldn't be the conversation between Wei Wu and Wei Daxia, the young man also suddenly blushing:

"Lu, Doctor Lu... isn't our young master..."

"No, no!" Lu Lingyou was still filled with righteous indignation, "I'm telling you Xiao Wuyan, don't think that you won't stop your young master if you are cool - there is a limit to this person's spirit, if he is young I don’t know how to control my time, I’ll see how hard you guys get up when you come here every now and then!”

Wuyan blushed completely, and lowered her head, not daring to say anything else.

On the contrary, Wei Wu snorted, and threw Lu Lingyou aside: "You don't need to worry about this, Dr. Lu, as long as you face Jiang Jun, I can be hard|hard no matter how old I am."

"Humph——" Lu Lingyou shrugged nonchalantly: "Xiao Niu also said the same thing, but I am a doctor and I have the final say. There has never been a record of an old man who is more than seventy years old in medical skills throughout the ages - he can control eight husbands at night. of."

Wei Wu lifted the corner of his mouth and gave him a gritted smile: "It's okay—you can wait until you are seventy or eighty, and try it with your leader."

He really couldn't bear to listen to the shameless argument of these two adults, Wu Yan turned his head and left, he might as well take care of the young master.

As soon as Wu Yan left, Wei Wu followed and saw Jiang Junhong lying on the bed weakly with red eyes, frowning and murmuring something.

That fragile little expression made Wei Wu's heart soften in an instant, he came to Jiang Jun's bed almost instantly, and hugged Jiang Jun tightly in his arms: "Jiang Jun!"

Jiang Jun had been panicking from the cold, and his diarrhea nearly killed him.

At this moment, a warm heat source suddenly came from behind, which made him feel more comfortable, so Jiang Jun subconsciously rubbed towards that warm direction.

Immediately afterwards, he heard the sound of the man taking a deep breath and some rapid breathing.

……and many more?

Opening his eyes in a daze, Jiang Jun vaguely saw two human faces, and only after he shook his head did he see clearly the people in front of him: one was Wu Yan, and the other was Lu Lingyou.

"Doctor Lu?"

"Oh! Mr. Jiang, you finally woke up!" Lu Lingyou originally wanted to come up and give Jiang Jun a big hug - he felt that he and Jiang Jun were connected by the same fate, and they were both plowed fields, but he was afraid of Jiang Jun. Ling Wu's lewd | Wei behind him could only shake Jiang Jun's hand heavily, and said:

"Young Master Jiang, don't worry! I've made him abstain from sex for some beasts. If he bullies you in the future, you will treat me! Your body, how can you bear it! Hehe——"

Animals? ?

Abstinence|desire? ?

Jiang Jun turned his head with a face full of confusion, but saw Wei Wu whose eyes were dark and flickering with complicated eyes that he couldn't understand.

Wei Wu hesitated to speak, as if he wanted to say something, but because of Lu Lingyou's presence, he didn't say it.

"..."

Blinking his eyes, Jiang Jun cast a look of help to Wuyan, but Wuyan blushed and lowered his head—it's not that he couldn't explain, but he couldn't!

Did he want to tell Jiang Jun: The prince didn't sleep with you, don't worry, all this is Doctor Lu's misunderstanding? !

Jiang Jun couldn't get an answer, but Lu Lingyou still kept counting Wei Wu's "sins".

"Enough!" Wei Wu suddenly interrupted Lu Lingyou, he glanced at Lu Lingyou coldly, and said: "Of course I will admit what I did, but - we really haven't... "

"No?" Lu Lingyou didn't believe it: "Then..."

Wei Wu ignored him, just straightened Jiang Jun upright, stared into his eyes carefully and carefully, and asked: "If you are sad, why didn't you tell me——when I showed you that painting before, why did you want to look at him again?" Pretending not to care?"

OVO? ? ?

what?

Jiang Jun stared blankly at Wei Wu—why he couldn't understand what Wei Wu said, why did each of them have such expressions that he couldn't understand? ?

Seeing that Jiang Jun didn't speak, Wei Wu lowered his head annoyedly: "I knew you would be so sad, I - there are other ways, and it doesn't have to be to use Li Yinshang."

"... Li Yinshang?"

"You..." Wei Wu suddenly raised his hand to touch Jiang Jun's cheek: "...Did you cry?"

"...huh?" Jiang Jun blinked his eyes, but he heard Wei Wu say angrily: "If I had known that you would be sad like this, I wouldn't have used the beauty picture and just kicked Li Yinshang out. Why bother?" For your kindness—”

Don't say that Jiang Jun has never seen such a hurt Wei Wu, even Lu Lingyou who was talking nonstop just now stared wide-eyed.

The point is, what is Wei Wu talking about?

sad?

Jiang Jun thought for a while, then saw Wu Yan's blushing and embarrassing expression, after thinking about it for a while, he came to an epiphany - that's it!It turned out that Wei Wu and Lu Lingyou misunderstood!

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Lu Lingyou thought that his diarrhea was due to Wei Wu's lack of restraint, overdoing it, and his lack of self-control, which caused his terrible diarrhea.And Wei Wu thought that he was jealous and sad because of the beauty picture, and even collapsed and had diarrhea.

……

Did they think he was a girl with a girlish heart? !

Unbearable, Jiang Jun shook off Wei Wu's hand, and explained the incident to them angrily: "I just ate too much and had diarrhea! You——what are you thinking?!"

Lu Lingyou: ...

Wei Wu: ...

Wei Wu, who knew that there was a big oolong, was stunned for a while, but he still couldn't believe it: "You...are you really not jealous? Are you... angry?"

"It's not like I'm jealous!" Jiang Jun huffed, not wanting to talk to Wei Wu.

Which big man would cry when he's so fucking jealous? !

Seeing his small appearance, Wei Wu was suddenly happy, although he couldn't tell when he smiled now, he leaned over and hugged the whole Jiang Jun: "Okay, my Mr. Jiang, you are not jealous, you are not Jealous—"

Jiang Jun hummed, but he didn't break away from Wei Wu's embrace.

"Then tell me—" Wei Wu didn't care about Wu Yan and Lu Lingyou, and leaned over to suck Jiang Jun's ear a little: "My Mr. Jiang, if you are jealous—you will how?"

Jiang Jun stared, and after thinking for a moment, he said softly: "I won't do anything to you, but I will definitely find a way to tidy myself up better and better—until I see you again one day, and let you know—" ——If you don’t want me, you’re simply blind.”

"puff--"

Lu Lingyou laughed shamelessly, covered his eyes and shook his head exaggeratedly: "Okay, okay, are you trying to blind me?!"

Doctor Lu's cunning temper also made Jiang Jun and Wei Wu laugh.

The embarrassment was resolved in an instant, but Lu Lingyou still told the two of them that the seasons change rapidly in autumn, and Jiang Jun's injuries should not be ignored after winter.

"Especially you," Lu Lingyou pointed to Wei Wudao: "You are very principled about other things, and for Mr. Jiang—don't lose your mind because of your favor, you can eat whatever he likes. But I’m so used to him eating. If I like to eat barbecue, I will get angry easily, and if I eat too much cold food, I will get diarrhea..."

tsk...

Jiang Jun curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and nestled in Wei Wu's arms, this Lu Lingyou really hates being an old mother!

If you make a carnivore a vegetarian every day, it will kill him!

Don't give him grapes and there are no other fruits here!

A misunderstanding is solved, and everyone is happy.

Lu Lingyou left after leaving the prescription, saying that he didn't want to disturb their good business here.But with Jiang Jun having diarrhea like this, obviously there is nothing good he can do.

After sleeping comfortably and reassuringly in the arms of the big warm stove, Jiang Jun can wake up refreshed.While drinking millet porridge, he learned two pieces of news that caught his eyes——

Emperor Ling Cheng was dethroned.

In the south of the Yangtze River, especially in Tongxiang, there was a sudden frost.

The author has something to say: Jiang Jun: Whoever cries is a little bitch!

Wei Wu: Hello, daughter-in-law!

Jiang Jun: ... Being fucked and crying doesn't count!That was an uncontrollable physiological reaction!

Wei Wu: Then you come to try it too?lick your lips.

Jiang Jun: ...Forget it, I find it troublesome.

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Reading makes me happy! ← Quietly Mimi took the Kindle someone gave me, laughing like a fool.

Fool: I want to buy a kindle, will it work~?

Someone: ... In a few days, I will bring mine to you for trial use for a few days.

Fool: Oh?ok ok!

A few days later, the idiot received a brand new kindle.

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I just think the word "big baby" is better than "little baby" Su!Kouheng——!

So I would like to thank all of you who are handsome, unrestrained and beautiful, who are seven or eighty years old and can still do it seven times a night: