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Xi Chen didn't know what Jiang Jun said to Wei Wu, but he saw a strange smile flashed across Wei Wu's face, who had always been expressionless, and then he nodded and replied, "Okay".

Seeing his agreement, Jiang Jun hugged the pill and said softly: "Not too many people should know about this plan, let's go to the account and explain in detail—"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Jun turned around and wanted to go back to the tent, but before Wei Wu could follow, Xi Chen blocked his way: "What trick does Mr. Jiang have?"

Xi Chen thought that Jiang Jun had told Wei Wu a plan, so he was dissatisfied: "Young Master Jiang, you only tell Hero Wei, is it a bit too partial?"

Jiang Jun glanced at Xi Chen - this guy is really naive.

"I didn't talk about strategy with Wei Wu." Jiang Jun smiled to the west, and his bad intentions began to rise: "I just whispered to him, what's the matter? I still want to tell you about my whisper with Wei Daxia? "

"..." Xi Chen frowned in disbelief.

The generals beside him also didn't believe it, they won the night attack beautifully, now they drank a few sips of white wine to strengthen their courage, and even urged Xi Chen to question, insisting on Jiang Jun to tell the reason.

Jiang Jun glanced at Wei Wu - although he was still expressionless, Jiang Jun knew that he was angry.

Not wanting to break out conflicts at such a time, make extra troubles, and disturb the morale of the army, Jiang Jun said with a smile: "General Xi, I never thought that you are such a curious person, let alone——Since you want to know, I will reluctantly tell you Hello."

Xi Chen immediately leaned over, and the group of soldiers who were drunk followed suit.

"I said four words to him—" Jiang Jun blinked, licked his lips, looked at Wei Wu, and made a face at him.Then, before Wei Wu could react, Jiang Jun had already continued with a sly look on his face:

"Can you guess what it is?"

"Jiang Jun..." Wei Wu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Based on what he knew about Jiang Jun—Jiang Jun's grimace just now was not so considerate. This group of people probably wanted to get angry.

However, Jiang Jun's playfulness has already started, if he doesn't torment these grandsons enough, he won't be relieved.

"It must be cheating—!", "No, no, no, it should be a secret!", "Stealing!", "Drawing the bottom of the pot!"

"False and submissive!", "Satisfactory!", "Overfilling the world..."

Jiang Jun raised his forehead, thinking that it wasn't a game of idiom Solitaire, what these guys guessed - it was reliable at first, at least it was the strategy in "36 Strategies", but after that, it was completely like a wild horse running wild, full of Something out of tune.

Every time they guessed the same, Jiang Jun shook his head once.They said dozens of clinker, and Jiang Jun shook his head.Finally, everyone couldn't guess anymore, and they pushed out the instigator—Xi Chen.

"Young master Jiang, don't be a fool, just tell us what it is?" Xi Chen could only bite the bullet and ask.

"Tsk——" Jiang Jun looked around the crowd intentionally and regretfully, and then said: "I already said it was a whisper between Wei Wu and I, why are you still guessing in those uninteresting directions?"

Xi Chen looked embarrassed, and his face was a little red.

"Huh—love|fun?" The bold and unrestrained man who came up to toast Wei Wujiu just now was so bold that he didn't notice the depression in the air at all. He smiled and said, "Four words, it can't be—"I I like you' huh? Hahahaha—"

"Baby, you're still too reserved." Jiang Jun blinked, shrugged innocently, and said, "What I'm saying is——I want to sleep with you."

……

"呯呯呯呯——" a few times, several wine bowls and glasses shattered on the ground, the whole chaotic army suddenly quieted down, a group of blushing men stared at Jiang Jun speechless for a long time .

"If you have doubts, you can ask him." Jiang Jun glanced at Xi Chen with a half-smile, and then pushed Wei Wu out, "Hero Wei has a lot to say, and he must be able to give you the answer you want."

After finishing speaking, he snorted softly, turned his head and left with the dumpling in his arms, completely ignoring the group of people who watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal, let them mess around in the wind alone——

It wasn't until Jiang Jun returned to his tent and the curtains of the tent fell that everyone came back to their senses.

Jiang Jun's sentence "I want to sleep with you" exploded among them, like a thunderbolt hitting the top of their heads, or like a haze of fire, brilliantly turning the entire night into day.

A group of people looked at each other in blank dismay, their eyes widened like copper bells, and they couldn't slow down at all.

After a long time, a little soldier quietly glanced at Wei Wu, and whispered: "But... Wei Daxia and Mr. Jiang are both men—how do men sleep... um huh???"

Before he finished speaking, he was dragged away with his mouth covered. If he didn't know how to look at the atmosphere at this time, he was courting death.

Obviously, what Jiang Jun said just now, although he said it with a smile, still caused many people to suddenly feel chills all over their bodies. place.

Others can run, but Xichen can't.

The matter was chosen by him, and the consequences can only be borne by him.What's more, Wei Wu has been looking at him with an unfriendly expression since just now, which made Xi Chen's back even shiver, and Da Xia broke out in a cold sweat.

"That..." Xi Chen opened his mouth tremblingly, shrank to the side subconsciously, and said, "Hero Wei, I, I didn't do it on purpose, I... If I knew..."

Wei Wu had no expression on his face, but he didn't intend to let him go.

At this time, the curtain of Jiang Jun's tent was raised again, with a hint of impatience in his tone: "Wei Wu, what are you doing standing there--? Hurry up!"

Xi Chen didn't think much about these words at first, but when he looked up and saw Jiang Jun leaning against the door with a lazy and flirtatious demeanor, he immediately thought of his words "I want to sleep with you" just now—some charming emotions immediately flooded him mind.

As a result, Xi Chen's face turned redder, and Wei Wu's whole body became colder.

"Well, hero Wei, I, I'll go first," Xi Chen said with a face that was so red, he was about to run away: "I won't disturb your good business with Mr. Jiang—"

"Wait—!" Jiang Jun called Xi Chen from behind, "General Xi also come together?"

Xi Chen: "..."

It was also in Jiang Jun's tent that Xi Shen realized that everything that happened just now was deliberately tricked by Jiang Jun. There was no such thing as "Longyang's goodness", "the habit of breaking sleeves", and there was no "three-year-old love" that he thought of. pedestrians"...

It was just an agreement between Jiang Jun and Wei Wu, just now because they were too stubborn and not polite, Jiang Jun came up with this trick to "teach" them.

Xishen: QVQ

After understanding everything, Xi Chen subconsciously moved to Wei Wu's side. He felt that Jiang Jun, who looked a little weak and had a gentle smile, was a little scary.

"I didn't say it outside just now because too many people can't know about it," Jiang Jun looked around before he said, "Besides, General Xi, you are not from the court, you don't know the 30 yuan. What Xingjun means to General Shu."

Xi Chen was taken aback for a moment, and a strange look flashed in his eyes when he heard the sentence "not from the court".

But Jiang Jun didn't pay attention at all, he just asked Wei Wu to show Shu Yongzhong's letterhead to Xi Chen, and when Xi Chen was reading the letter, he continued:

"Although General Shu is benevolent and willing to lend us the tiger talisman, it is a capital offense to transfer troops privately, and it will also implicate the family. This tiger talisman was given to us, but I can't use it directly. General Xi, do you understand?"

At this moment, Xi Chen had finished reading the letter, and what Shu Yongzhong said in the letter was indeed the same as what Jiang Jun said.The place Cheng Xingjun went out to train this time was Mocheng. Although it was only five or six miles northeast of Kuoye, it was not Kuoye after all.

If the Tiger Talisman was used directly to mobilize Cheng Xing's army to fight against Rong Di's army, Shu Yongzhong must be charged with "privately mobilizing troops", but if it is not used, the siege of Kuoye will be difficult to solve.

In Shu Yongzhong's letter, the words "use it with care" are to ask them to be cautious and careful.

Although the Shu family was also one of the eight major families in the Jin Dynasty, and it was the largest family other than the Gong family, it could hold up half the sky in the court.Shu Yongzhong is kind, but they can't abuse other people's kindness.

Just now when he learned of the arrival of reinforcements, his mood fell instantly. Xi Chen felt like he had been starving for ten or eight days. Finally, he saw a lot of delicious food and wine, but he couldn't eat a single bite. Looking eagerly.

"General Xi doesn't need to despair," Jiang Jun laughed again, "Talk is better than nothing, not to mention that Cheng Xingjun stationed troops in Mocheng, which naturally has a magical effect. I invite you to come in with Hero Wei, because I have a plan to discuss with you."

"Master Jiang..." Xi Chen swallowed his saliva, and asked cautiously, "You don't really want us...so 2 people are going to fight against Rong Di's 42 people?"

"It's not 42 people," Jiang Jun shook his head, "it's 21 people."

"How do you say that?" Wei Wu, who had been silent all this time, asked. He saw the shining light in Jiang Jun's eyes. He had seen this kind of light before. He had seen it when he was looking for Li Yin to solve the Luo Fei and Tong Xing cases. He also saw it when he rescued Tang Haoguang later.

Jiang Jun's eyes are like this when he is confident, and there is probably a slight smile on his face.

"The 21 people are calculated in many places," Jiang Jun smiled and took out an almanac from his side. "This was stuffed in my pocket by Zhang San before he left. I flipped through it and found an interesting one." thing."

"what?"

"Three days later," Jiang Jun tapped on the page with his slender fingers: "In three days' time, there will be a black sandstorm coming, and it will pass directly over Kuoye City. Do you think it is interesting? I really agreed There is an old saying: If you do many unrighteous actions, you will die. Rong Di lost money this time, and he will pay for his sins. God can't stand it anymore."

"Black sandstorm?!" Xi Chen jumped up, breathing quickly because of shock, tension, and excitement: "Jiang, Mr. Jiang, you, you didn't make a mistake, did you?!"

Jiang Jun smiled and shook his head. In fact, he didn't count at all, but just happened to see the fish-scale clouds in the sky yesterday, and remembered a record about black sandstorms in the original book, although it was not a direct description of the battle in the open field.

But the place where the black sandstorm happened in the original book happened to be ten miles west of Kuoye City, and it took more than ten days to travel to the east. After thinking about it, I knew that there would be a big sandstorm in Kuoye City in three days, and it would stay for two days without stopping. Will not blow west of Mexico City.

The black sandstorm is very terrifying to the Central Plains people, but to Kuoye and other northern cities, it is just an ordinary weather.

Kuano City is small, but its structure is the same as that of Yucheng City in the North, with thick walls and deep underground cellars, where water and food are stored, and it will never be buried because of a black sandstorm.

However, for the exposed Rongdi army, a black sandstorm could kill them.

This is great news, this is great news!

"This! This is really God helping my army!" Xi Chen became excited, his eyes filled with tears, "God help me too! God help me too! If the black sandstorm comes, those Rongdi! Ha! None of them will survive Come down!"

"General, don't be too happy too soon," Jiang Jun said again: "Although there are celestial phenomena to help, their number is many times that of ours. If there are hundreds of thousands of people after the black sandstorm, we will not be able to deal with it. The important thing is—in the city, I don’t know if General Xi has a way to pass one or two pieces of news into the city?”

Xi Chen was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that the city didn't seem to know the news of the black sandstorm, but then he thought, Hongyu is also a master who knows astronomy and geography, so it shouldn't be impossible to see the black sandstorm coming.

"Master Jiang, what news do you want to deliver? A black sandstorm, Hong Yu has been here for three years, should be able to predict it."

This sentence did not answer Jiang Jun's question. He looked at Xi Shen for a long time, then finally shook his head and sighed: "Then it seems that there is no more—if you think about it, if there is a way to communicate inside and outside the city, General Xi, you don't have to Escape for help..."

"What message do you want to convey?" Wei Wu asked.

"A false news." Jiang Jun was still in the mood to joke at this moment, he raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Perhaps it should be said that it is a half-truth and half-false news—even if people in the city knew that there was a black sandstorm, they would not dare to come out rashly. But—what if they know that there are not only Cheng Xing’s army outside, but also reinforcements from Wuchuan City?”

"Wu Chuan?" That's where the main force of the rebel army in Langya Village is located. Xi Shen's eyes lit up: "Could it be—? Wu Chuan's army has successfully broken through the siege? The siege of the Twelve King Zhai has been solved?!"

Jiang Jun shook his head, this kid is really naive, if he is serious with him, he will be pissed off first.

"It's all said to be half-truths and half-false news," Wei Wu explained for Jiang Jun: "Cheng Xingjun is indeed out, so Wu Chuan's side—must be just a false message to boost morale."

"But—" Xi Chen's eyes widened, still not understanding why Jiang Jun did this.

There are thousands of ways to boost morale. The people in Kuoye City have been besieged for many days. Although the outside army can't get in, Rongdi's prestige is still there. Jiang Jun's plan is for the people in the city to fight the enemy bravely—— The sad soldiers will win, they hate the Rongdi outside.

As for Wu Chuan and Cheng Xingjun, they only have a deterrent effect on Rongdi and have little effect. They might as well be used to increase the morale of the people in the city.High morale leads to a solution to the siege. This principle is very simple, but the only dilemma right now is how to spread the news into the city.

Wei Wu thought for a while: "Why don't I sneak in at night..."

"No," Jiang Jun immediately stopped, "Your sneak attack last night has aroused Rong Di's vigilance, and you entered the camp of the Chinese army, Rong Di must have a hundred times the defense today, and you will not be able to retreat completely if you go there .”

Wei Wu didn't say anything more, what Jiang Jun said was true.

For a while, the tent became quiet, and the three of them were contemplating their strategies.Jiang Jun's eyes moved, and he suddenly saw the bow and arrow that Wei Wu gave him. He thought of something, so he asked Xi Chen:

"General Xi, is there anyone in your team who is good at riding and shooting?"

Seeing Xi Chen nodded in confusion, Jiang Jun asked again: "How many people are there?"

"A few people... the old ghost of Hexi, the fourth child of Lijiazhuang..." Xi Chen nodded, "There are about a dozen of them..."

"Enough!" Jiang Jun laughed, and looked at Wei Wu again: "Hero Wei, if I remember correctly, there is a machine crossbow in the Qianchong Pavilion, and there must be someone in the pavilion who can manipulate the machine crossbow. Is the person in the army now?"

"You—want to seize the machine crossbow?" Wei Wu immediately understood Jiang Jun's meaning, and he nodded: "As long as Qian Chongge can go to the battlefield, everyone has learned the machine crossbow. You can have as many people as you want." people."

"That doesn't need to be many, just five or six people." Jiang Jun thought for a while, got up and went to the table and pressed a piece of paper with a paperweight, then ground and wet the brush and quickly wrote a line of words.

Wei Wu and Xi Chen looked at each other, got up and went to the table, but saw Jiang Jun and his line of sixteen cursive characters:

Wuchuan's great victory was assisted by Cheng Xing's army. After the sandstorm, the inside should cooperate with the outside.

"This..." Xi Chen wanted to say that Wu Chuan's great victory and Cheng Xing's military assistance were nothing at all, but then he thought of the "soldiers never tire of deceit" and "counter-planning" in the art of war, etc., and didn't know what to say for a while. .

Wei Wu waited for Jiang Jun to continue, the news was there, but how the news was delivered was the key.

"General Xi, when you go out later, get those dozen or so people who are good at riding and shooting, and Wei Wu, you get those people who know how to shoot crossbows, and I will tell them the details. Oh, By the way!" Jiang Jun looked at the writing on the table, "Find a dozen or so literate people to help me transcribe this sentence."

Xi Chen nodded, but couldn't help asking: "Young Master Jiang, what are you doing?"

Jiang Jun smiled, before explaining, Wei Wu said beside him: "You are going to tie the message to the arrow cluster, and then take advantage of the chaos and shoot it into the city, aren't you? Manipulating the machine crossbow is also to take advantage of the chaos to tie these information?"

"Yeah," Jiang Jun slowly followed the line of words, his eyes were gentle, but the smile on the corner of his mouth seemed to be a wolf who saw its prey: "Tell me—would Rong Di like me to give them a gift?" This great gift?"

Wei Wu smiled, as the saying goes, "The bright moon rises from the Tianshan Mountains, among the vast sea of ​​clouds", "A horse walks for ten miles, and a whip is raised for five miles"-this is Jiang Jun, the one with flags and spears can fight into battle immediately young general.

Instead, it was Xi Chen who made a fuss. He glanced at Jiang Jun in a daze, with some doubts: "...What?! Mr. Jiang, you want to go too?"

"What? Can't I go?" Jiang Jun looked up at him.

"No, that's not what I meant, but...Mr. Jiang, in a life-and-death situation on the battlefield, you...you can win a decisive victory thousands of miles away by planning a strategy, so why go to the battlefield to kill the enemy?"

In Xi Chen's eyes, Jiang Jun in front of him had the same identity as their military adviser, Hong Yu.

But Jiang Jun shook his head and said: "It's good, you don't have to go outside—the wind and the sun, blood and rain, but I prefer the battlefield, and I——I came from there."

If it wasn't for the mutiny in the Qing Palace, he would still be there now.

Jiang Jun didn't know how the original owner survived that lore, he only knew that he was heartbroken, whether it was the inability to fight again or the old wound on his chest, he only knew that if he hadn't passed through, then the original owner must have been Or die for no reason.

Now that he survived, Jiang Jun will return to the battlefield.

The son of the Jiang family should die on the battlefield instead of being lingering on the sick bed.He came from the battlefield, so he will naturally return to the battlefield.

Wei Wu didn't speak, but nodded at Jiang Jun, and went outside to find someone for Jiang Jun and prepare what he needed - arrow clusters, brushes and paper, all of which were indispensable.

"But Mr. Jiang," Xi Chen was still worried, "This battle is dangerous, and no one will be able to protect you when the time comes—"

Jiang Jun snorted softly and smiled: "General Xi, I'm also a man, so there's no need."

"I don't need anyone to protect me," Jiang Jun walked a few steps and then turned around and rushed to the west to repeat: "At that time, it depends on your own ability. I will take people to the city to deliver the message. General Xi—you have to promise to fight the enemy bravely." , Tell those Rong and Di armies to flee in embarrassment—straight into Mocheng!"

"Mexican City?"

Xi Chen was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood what Jiang Jun meant. He was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed—so that's it!I see!It turned out to be such a clever plan!Jiang Jun didn't need the Tiger Fu, and Cheng Xing's army didn't need to move, but a large group of enemy troops fled, how could Cheng Xing's army just sit and wait for death!

How many enemies were wiped out in the end is all credited to Shu Yongzhong. In this battle of Rongdi, they really are——!

When he came out of Jiang Jun's tent, Xi Chen was already gearing up, he couldn't wait, couldn't wait to fight Rong Di after the black sandstorm three days later, couldn't wait, go fight and rescue his brother!

However, at this moment, Xi Shen would not have imagined that the battle of Kuanye would become the most important battle in his life.

Even if he later became a famous general in the world, led the army to fight in the north and south, and when he sat down at night and had fun with the soldiers, he would still remember——in the battle of Kuoye, the man who rode his horse and bowed his bow pretty figure.

In this life, he will never forget——

The author has something to say: About those four words:

Jiang Jun: I want to sleep with you!

Wei Wu: Come on, face me head-on, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower.

Jiang Jun: ... vomit

Wei Wu: ...This script is too bad, change another one.

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Jiang Jun: I like you!

Wei Wu: I miss you too.

Jiang Jun: ...you can change another one after the spoiler spoils the ending.

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Jiang Jun: Like a duck in water!

Wei Wu: It will be a matter of course!

Jiang Jun: Sincerely!

Wei Wu: ... Spaghetti?

Jiang Jun: ... Wo Ri, did you secretly watch the live broadcast of Xiaoyao Sanren at Station B, tell me!

Wei Wu: What about the lines, my dear, be more dedicated!

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Jiang Jun: Don't care about you, uncle!

Wei Wu: My uncle passed away...

Jiang Jun: Then I will hate you.

Wei Wu: You can't catch it!

In the end, Jiang Jun, who was tormented by Wei Wu, thought to himself: Oh, there is such an operation?

Wei Wu: That's right, it's this kind of operation.

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Once I tell a bad joke, you all stop hahaha, and Yilei blew up my bridge hole and let me sleep in the park, so you won’t send me a small hair (BGM crying!)

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