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Seeing Li Wuzhang's eyes shining with excitement, Jiang Jun wanted to dig a big hole right there and bury this troublemaker right there!

He didn't expect that Li Wuzhang would come, and he didn't expect that Princess Tongjia was not joking, but actually sent a letter to Ling Wu, a letter that read "Your wife is about to be seduced by a handsome guy from Jiangnan" .

And Ling Wu was busy "moving", probably because he really didn't have time, so he sent Li Wuzhang, the most trouble-making and least troublesome master, to help him "see his wife".

Jiang Jun had dozens of MMP words in his heart and didn't know who to tell, but he still maintained a very high level of self-cultivation on his face. He approached Li Wuzhang with a smile, and explained to him clearly by pinching the boy's neck: "How can there be such a fool! Nonsense What are you talking about!"

Even Zhang Qianji hadn't lifted the back of his neck like this, Li Wuzhang looked at Jiang Jun with aggrieved eyes, and let out a soft "huh".

"It's no use pretending to be pitiful!" Jiang Jun stared.

"...Young Master Jiang, you have changed," Li Wuzhang muttered, puffing out his cheeks, "You were not like this before!"

Watching him puff up his round bun face into the shape of a puffer fish, Jiang Jun was annoyed and amused—what does it mean that he has changed? Could it be that Li Wuzhang still wants to speak to him:

You've changed, you weren't like this before, you used to call me Britney... or something?

Disgusted by his own imagination, Jiang Jun shivered, dragged Li Wuzhang to Princess Tongjia, looked at Princess Tongjia with a little helplessness, and said, "Your Highness..."

Tong Jia blinked pretending to be innocent, covered his mouth with a hand holding the cat and smiled and said, "I don't know anything."

Jiang Jun: =_=! ! !

Finally, Princess Tongjia saw Jiang Jun wanting to get angry and quite helpless, and took the initiative to explain the misunderstanding. She said that she just wrote to her younger brother about the development here, and it was purely a joke to mention that.

"I didn't expect that, my silly brother, he really took it seriously."

Jiang Jun looked at Princess Tongjia, who had no regrets at all, and seemed to think it was really interesting. She also lost her temper completely, and just explained to Li Wuzhang seriously: there is no such thing as a bad boy, and he doesn't want to try any "***" on others. .

Li Wuzhang nodded, not sure if he listened.

But at this moment, part of the army in the city has already left the city, and they are busy with camping.Jiang Jun couldn't say anything more, and Meng Niang also came over. The little girl was wearing the most solemn clothes of the Miao people today, and the beautiful silver crown on her head shone in the sunlight.

"Princess, Mr. Jiang! Mr. Li!" Meng Niang jumped over, the silver ornaments on her body collided together, making a sound like buzzing. When she saw Li Wuzhang, she blushed: "Thank you Mr. Li for your help today. .”

Li Wuzhang scratched his head: "I didn't do anything, I just let you drive the Gu that the big ice cube sent me."

Meng Niang's eyes were still bright, and her face was full of admiration and longing: "The high priest is indeed the most powerful person in the world. He can drive such people-eating termites, and he can also raise such exquisite Gu insects."

Jiang Jun was taken aback for a moment, and after listening to Li Wuzhang's explanation for a while, he understood what they were talking about——

It turned out that Li Wuzhang broke into Miaojiang under the name of a disciple of Xinglin Lu family in order to find poisonous weeds and drugs in his early years, and had a fight with the high priest of Miaojiang once or twice. Friends who talk about everything.

This time when Li Wuzhang came here, he saw that Meng Niang could only drive a little bit of ants to scare people, and he remembered the rich and handsome high priest who once stood on the moon pool with a seat of moonlight on his back, and gave him a kind of Gu worms.

At that time, the cold man said that this kind of Gu worm can destroy thousands of armies, and it can even manipulate bones to dance.However, the Mother Gu is difficult to raise, and it will die after being used once, so it is only useful at the critical moment.

Li Wuzhang showed Jiang Jun the dead female Gu, which was just a small white bug the size of a fingernail.This small thing almost destroyed Luo Gaochi's tens of thousands of troops in an instant.

Jiang Jun shrunk his neck, no wonder Zhongyuan has always warned: Don't provoke the people of Miaojiang easily.

Here, Jiang Jun and the others are setting up camp in full swing, asking the people in the city to help them pack up their things and prepare to go north. Over there—Gong Angu is in the city that never sleeps, and he also heard that Luo Gaochi retreated for dozens of miles. News of many casualties.

And in the past few days, various rumors have spread in Night City.

One said that the book was found in the belly of the fish, and the book said that today's emperor is a thief; That Princess Tongjia has the art of controlling the undead, and can command an army of bones.

People in the city were panicked, and one or two of Gong Angu's army panicked and wanted to defect.

Gong Angu didn't believe the rumors, but the soldiers who came to report the news told him the whole process in detail this time, and the termites that suddenly appeared and the bones that moved could not be tolerated. Gong Angu didn't believe it.

After pondering for a moment, the faces of all the leaders turned pale, only the corner of Gong Angu's mouth curled up: "Gu art? This is really interesting."

Among the several commanders, two or three, like Luo Gaochi, belonged to Gong Angu's old department.They knew their general's temperament, endured the fear in their hearts, and asked, "The general plans...how to deal with it?"

"I've always heard that Miaojiang's voodoo technique is amazing, and I've always wanted to see it, but I didn't expect—today, Princess Tongjia really found me a chance. Not bad—not bad—"

Gong Angu stood up, stretched his muscles and bones and said: "How to deal with it? Of course - fight back to Jiangning City!"

"Do you want to go back?"

"Why?" The smile on Gong Angu's face faded away, and he coldly glanced at every commander present: "Scared?"

afraid?

Those leaders looked at each other and said they were not afraid, but that was false: no one is afraid of termites that can instantly turn people into skeletons.

Seeing that they were silent, Gong Angu squinted his eyes, and suddenly said to the soldiers at the door: "Go and bring those two infantrymen who are about to escape from Night City to this general!"

After the deserters were brought up, Gong Angu looked at the two young men who were kneeling on the ground and tied up, with a very gentle smile on his lips, and walked around them step by step: "You know, I have always been He's a good-tempered person, let's talk about it—why do you think of running away? Don't like the salary given by the court?"

"No, no..."

"What's that?" Gong Angu said, but he casually lit his fingers on the sword at his waist: "Tell me about it? Maybe it makes sense. If you convince me, I will go around you all." life?"

The little soldiers thought for a while, and then explained their reasons for fleeing—their general must have wanted them to fight back. They didn't want to be gnawed into bones by termites, so they might as well run away now, and go to the other side, maybe they can lead the way in the future work.

"Heh—" Hearing what they said, Gong Angu nodded, and even praised: "You guys understand me."

"However—" he changed the subject, "you think the termites are scary, but you don't know—in our army, there are thousands of ways to deal with deserters, but I don't know which one you want to try? Yes, I want to try How about the punishment of life and death, or do you want to try the punishment of suspense?"

Gong Angu smiled, and even kindly explained the punishments in the army to them: "The so-called Xuanxin, I will have people plant two wooden stakes on the ground two feet apart and three feet above the ground, and then use A wooden thorn with a sharpened end is against your back vest. On your hands, I will hang ten discus for you. When the time comes—the weight of the discus will press you down, and the wooden thorn will poke into your waist little by little. Among the viscera and six internal organs, the taste of intestines piercing through the stomach and rotting without dying must be easier than termites eating bones?"

One of the soldiers had already turned pale, while the other gritted his teeth and remained silent.

Gong Angu stood up, looked around with a smile on his face, and was satisfied to see that all the commanders in the house showed very ugly faces. He continued, "It seems that you like the torture of eggs?"

"I will wrap your body with a wet straw mat, and then I will wrap pebbles in a cloth and beat you until your intestines are pierced, and you will not leave any scars on your body." .”

"Or, do you prefer the punishment of cannibalism?" Gong Angu said with a smile: "Feed the live loach with a small fishhook, and then feed the loach into your mouth, and the loach will follow your esophagus." All the way down to the stomach. If you are lucky, the loach is dead and there is only the hook, then it is just the end of the stomach piercing and dying slowly. If you are unlucky, the loach is alive, he will have to work hard Find the exit, you guys guess, how many exits are there on your body that can be drilled for them?"

His voice seemed to be describing an extremely wonderful thing, but there was a Jiangnan commander beside him who couldn't help retching.One of the two soldiers was already trembling with fright, and he fell back to the ground, his face pale for a while.

Gong Angu still wanted to say something, but he took a step forward when the man screamed, broke away from the person who was suppressing him like crazy and ran forward, seeing him like this, Gong Angu sneered, took out the sword in his hand and flew away out.

With all the strength in his hand, he slashed down the man's celestial spirit cover. The man who was still alive just now was split in half by him, and a lot of blood spattered out. Gong Angu turned back into the hall neatly. , turned his hand and shook, not a single drop of extra blood fell on the man or the sword.

The commanders were frightened one by one, but the soldiers kneeling on the ground did not move.When people went to see it again, it turned out that Gong Angu was frightened to death!

Looking at the two corpses in front of the court, Gong Angu snorted coldly, and swished his long sword back into its sheath: "If there are deserters again, there will be such a person."

"Order to go down, pack your bags, we will set off immediately—!"

When Gong Angu said this, the commanders next to him were all shocked: they had to slash forward and back, and they had no choice but to follow Gong Angu forward, stood up one after another, and went out of Night City to command the troops.

Just seeing the bloody mass that died in front of the hall, the two commanders still couldn't bear to lose their legs and vomited on the spot.

Just when the car was turning around in the city that never sleeps, Wu Yan, who had been hiding in the waterway at the bottom of the city that never sleeps, finally raised the corners of his mouth in the dark at the little friends he had cultivated in the past few days.

Here's their chance!

The author has something to say: I like Xiao Wuyan quite a bit

There are still two chapters left before Vinegar King goes online?

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Ling Wu: I have been the background panel for a long time.

Jiang Jun: Who asked you to rescue Li Yinshang?

Ling Wu: ...

Jiang Jun: Who asked you to bring Li Yinshang back in a carriage alone? !

Ling Wu: ...

Jiang Jun: Who made you believe in him, accompany him and listen to him in your previous life? ! !

Ling Wu: QAQ

Jiang Jun: Who told you to let Li Wuzhang supervise me and poison Xi Hongxuan? ! ! !

Ling Wu: _(:зゝ∠)_Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!

Jiang Jun: ▼＿▼Huh?

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Ling.Kneeling on the washboard to reflect on life.Wu: TAT's daughter-in-law is not the soft and cute little girl she used to be!

River.He pretended to be strong from both sides.Jun: It is said on the Internet that when someone scolds you, it is really great to scold the other party first!Compassionate to the answerer~

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Thanks to the cute baby: