Cannon fodder "attack" development system

When necessary, Song Guan used to laugh at the modal particles like "ah", "la", and "ah", which are only used by girls, sissies, and some boys. Song Guan now adds them. Feel at ease without being awkward.Although it was not intentional, it was just a subconscious vocabulary used based on experience in order to avoid being beaten.

However, from Song Guan's incident, we can still see two points: First, Elder Qiu's taste is soft and cute; second, Song Guan is also very hard-working in order not to be beaten by Elder Qiu.

Although Elder Qiu's taste is soft and cute, but in view of his personality relationship, he is unwilling to be seen by others, so no matter how many "ya la ah" modal particles Song Guan uses, even if Song Guan's words become "Qiu Guan Elder oh la la la la la" With this virtue, Elder Qiu will still not be soft-handed when it is time to beat him up, at most he will be a little softer.But this time the situation is different, Song Guan said, I have a gift for you.

Song Guan has always given gifts in this way, and it is estimated that most people are also like this. Usually, when they go out, they have to bring gifts back, and they must be bought separately by the most related ones. I’m familiar with it but I want to buy it, so I usually buy a bunch of local specialties, and then divide it casually. Sometimes I don’t think about who I want to give it to. I buy it first and then talk about it.

And Elder Qiu is obviously not in the first category of people. Song Guan has long forgotten about Elder Qiu to the country of Java, okay? One is for Elder Qiu, and if it is not complete, it will be spanked, so Song Guan doesn't know where to find a gift for Elder Qiu.

However, under Elder Qiu's very textured gaze, Song Guan finally remembered the little grasshopper in his sleeve.But the little straw grasshopper was dry and shriveled, and it was so ugly that it couldn't be sold. Song Guan finally thought about it, and took out the grasshopper tremblingly, and put it in the hands of Elder Qiu, a little embarrassed. Said: "Well, this is the straw grasshopper I learned from others outside. It's the first time I fold it, and it's not very good..."

Elder Qiu was holding the straw grasshopper, a little startled, but his face was expressionless.Song Guan looked at Elder Qiu anxiously. The little grasshopper was said to be because of little loli. At that time, there was a busker on the street who was making straw grasshoppers. Little loli learned it after watching it for a while, and then taught Song Guan, Song Guan clumsily folded an ugly little grasshopper. Although it was quite ugly, it took a lot of work to make it, so he didn't throw it away. Forgot, I didn't expect to use it now.

Elder Qiu silently put away the straw grasshopper and put it in his arms. Then he noticed that Song Guan was still looking at him helplessly, as if he was waiting for an evaluation. He couldn't help but paused and turned around. Turned around, and then commented so quietly and awkwardly: "I have never seen such an ugly straw grasshopper."

Yes, yes, this is one of the ugliest grasshoppers in the world, but just don't beat me up after picking up the grasshopper.Song Guan thought in his heart like this, and then Elder Qiu really didn't beat him up. "Cannibals have soft mouths, but short hands" the ancients really did not deceive me. A straw grasshopper would save me a beating. This grasshopper is also worth a lot.Song Guan thought that if Elder Qiu was willing, it would be fine for him to weave a hundred, as long as he didn't beat him, even if he made it every day.

Although Elder Qiu didn't beat Song Guan, he never gave Song Guan any good looks, but Song Guan really didn't care about making a bad face or something.Elder Qiu talked to Song Guan again, and the first question he asked was: "You are away from home, why don't you communicate with the church?"

Song Guan was stunned for a moment, thinking that you didn't say that you must communicate, and it is not convenient for him to write letters when he is away from home. Looking at Elder Qiu's face, Song Guan thought about his words, and said: "I will go out this time to do a letter." Task, if you are writing a letter to Islam, if someone robs the letter halfway, I am afraid it will not be very good."

Elder Qiu let out a "huh" and stopped talking. In other words, he was silent.

Song Guan has always been very shy in the audience, usually in such a situation, he either becomes a talker and holds the audience alone, or finds various excuses to escape.

Although he really wanted to run away when he met Elder Qiu, but the current situation obviously didn't allow it, so he turned on the mode of chattering emperor, and began to talk about what happened to him on this trip, and Balabala just talked a long list.This talk started with the time of dinner, and Song Guanchou came to him in the middle of the lecture. He thought he was bored, and he talked all afternoon, his mouth was dry, and he didn't know how many pots he drank. The water is running out, and Elder Qiu must be very busy, so it's really no problem to waste an afternoon like this?And every time Song Guan got tired and stopped to rest for a longer time, Elder Qiu would tell him, "Why don't you continue talking", "Keep talking".

Song Guan really wanted to scold her, continue with your sister, damn, try talking for an afternoon, when Brother Guan is a humanoid radio, you can’t stop it if it’s on.He simply suspected that Elder Qiu was physically punishing him in disguise.It was finally time for dinner, Song Guan was so happy that he almost ran away immediately with oil on his feet. He had already planned in his heart to find little loli for dinner. By the way, he talked with little loli about how she felt on her first day in Shengjiao How could he have thought that when he was walking out with Elder Qiu, Elder Qiu actually said to him: "Tonight's dinner, you can eat it with me." Song Guanwen staggered.

Elder Qiu looked sideways: "What's wrong?"

"No, it's just...the legs are a little numb after sitting for a long time." Song Guan said.

Elder Qiu nodded: "Then you stand in the future."

Song Guan: "..."

The point is not this, Song Guan thought that little loli didn't know what's going on, struggled for a while, and decided to say to Elder Qiu: "Elder Qiu...I agreed to eat with sister Yao tonight."

"Sister Yao?" Elder Qiu stopped, looked over, and then revealed "Elder Qiu's iconic smile", a superficial smile that doesn't make much sense, and it's the same when he is angry Laughing, it’s the same way when you’re unhappy, it’s the same way when you’re laughing, it’s the same way when you’re contemptuous… But no matter what, there’s one thing in common, that is, this smile is generally a universal smile for negative emotions.Elder Qiu smiled like this at this time, as if he already knew who this so-called younger sister Yao was referring to, but he still asked, "Who is that?"

Song Guan paused, and said: "The younger sister I met outside, I married her, and I agreed to take care of her..."

Elder Qiu turned his head and continued to walk forward: "Forget it this time, don't bring that kind of dubious person back next time."

Song Guan: "..."

What a nonsense person... isn't that a nonsense person, okay?

This evening, Song Guan was forced to stay for dinner by Elder Qiu. The dinner was very familiar. He once hated it, and still hates tofu with shallots.Song Guan has always been a thin person in his past life experience, and he has never been afraid of getting fat. This week, he finally realized the sadness of a fat foodie who can gain weight by drinking water.

Elder Qiu reprimanded Song Guan very severely: "Look at you, how much food you ate while carrying me on this trip, and how fat you are? Can you still watch it?"

Song Guan thought to himself, this shell is not mine, and it will die sooner or later in a few years.Alas, he won't live for long, so he has no interest in losing weight. In fact, he is very willing to be a fat man who is too fat to look at and can eat whatever he wants freely.

However, Elder Qiu was here, in a daze, forcing him to finish eating shallots mixed with tofu and never give him another meal. After eating, he was locked in the confinement room. Song Guan was stunned, and ten thousand grass-mud horses ran wildly and shouted Classic Qiong Yao lines, what did I do wrong? You want to treat me like this, he rushed to the door and knocked wildly: "Elder Qiu, open the door! Let me out!" Damn, if you dare to shut me up, then you dare to let me out Oh, let me out, let me out!

"Don't knock, stay inside." Across the door, Elder Qiu's slow tone of voice floated in, which seemed unreal, "I know you have a good relationship with other people. When you leave this door, you can Ask the kitchen for food." Elder Qiu paused, and said, "So you stay inside tonight, don't even think about coming out."

This is the case in this room, and in the other room with Young Master Qiao, Elder Gu made the person immobile, then picked him up and put him on the bed like that.

Young Master Qiao has always pretended to be calm before, probably because he was taught since he was a child that the more flustered he is, the less timid he is. Only when you have your hole cards, you dare not act rashly.

Many things don't end until the end, and you never know what the outcome will be. In the middle of the incident, everything is possible, and all you have to do is to calmly grasp the other party's flaws and turn that possibility into an established fact.

That's why Young Master Qiao had been pretending to be very calm before, but at this moment, such unsteady development finally caused his uneasiness to rapidly ferment. Anyway, he is actually a 12-year-old kid.Young Master Qiao looked at Elder Gu, the red candles were burning in the room, and in the interweaving of time, he tried his best to look calm and asked, "What are you doing?"

Elder Gu laughed, and the jade flute in her hand turned out to be a short knife. She sat on the edge of the bed, bent down, and pressed the knife to Young Master Qiao's face. Actually, I am very curious why the leader brought you back, maybe because of this face? Your face is indeed good-looking, but if I turn your pretty face into a hornet's nest, do you think the leader will like it? Ugly and weird?"

Caressing the knife back and forth, Elder Gu carefully observed the changes in young master Qiao's expression, and smiled: "I forgot, although you look like a girl, you are actually a boy, and you don't think you care much about your appearance." It’s right.” The blade was cold, sticking to the fabric all the way down, and finally stopped at the groin, Elder Gu seemed to be talking to himself, “It’s better to cut off the extra piece of meat at the bottom. The root is clean, the leader said you are a girl, of course girls can’t grow that kind of pickle.” Looking up at Young Master Qiao with a smile on his face, “What do you think? Miss Yao?”

Qiao Wangshu couldn't move, and he couldn't say anything particularly offensive, so he just said for a long time: "You...you have to be ashamed."

Elder Gu laughed when he heard the words: "I'm an old woman, so my face will naturally thicken when I get older. Do you think I want to be shameless?" Seeing Young Master Qiao, he finally couldn't bear his indifferent and calm appearance in front of her. , Elder Gu withdrew the knife, "It's okay, don't make it look like your father surnamed Qiao, it will make people hate it. Children are young, of course they are more lively and cute."

She leaned over and held Qiao Wangshu's right hand, pressed the red nails on the wrist of that little hand, and knocked down hard, blood beads immediately appeared, Young Master Qiao's body trembled, his face changed drastically, but In the blink of an eye, a living thing like a golden thread visible to the naked eye has submerged into that wound, something is swimming along the blood, and the slight bulge under the white skin can be seen faintly, and it has flowed from the wrist. The position is flexible to climb up and down the arm.

Elder Gu smiled softly, "Don't be afraid, it's not something that will kill you, it's just a little thing that can regulate your body, so that you won't look too manly in the future, or you will grow up in the future. When I entered the door, I was still a delicate 'little girl', how can I explain to the leader."

The scar from the fingernail had already healed quickly when it was submerged in the golden thread Gu worm. Elder Gu wiped the cold sweat off Young Master Qiao's forehead with his sleeve, and said, "Poor thing, it hurts so much that I can't even speak now." Right. I guess you’ve been in so much pain these days. It stands to reason that you don’t need to be so troublesome. I’m extra merciful to save you from the pain of a knife. I can't help it. These days, you have to suffer, you know. You need to know another thing. I have a deep hatred with your father, but I didn't chop him up because I promised someone Don't move him, but as his son, you are not within the scope of the agreement. But you have entered the Holy Church now, you-"

Elder Gu prolonged the ending, and wax dripped from one side of the burning candle like tears. Under the light, her smile seemed half sincere and half fake: "You know yourself."