Cannon fodder "attack" development system

How to answer this question, Song Guan was really stuck for a while, and finally thought for a long time but couldn't think of a good way, so he held back for a long time and finally just hugged the quilt, and then he said dryly: " Then...not at all."

Elder Qiu raised his gaze upwards when he heard this, as if he wanted to say something, but when his gaze met Song Guan's face, he rolled up his sleeves and paused obviously.

As if he couldn't bear it anymore, Elder Qiu stretched out his hand and pointed to the inside of the bed: "Turn your face away."

Song Guan: "?"

Although I don't know why, Song Guan thinks it's just a turn of the face, and you won't get pregnant, so it's no problem to cooperate with it.

So he turned around.

Elder Qiu: "Go more, go more, stop, stop, stop." After calling three stops in a row, people turned their faces away, but they were still dissatisfied, "Forget it, let's use this book as a barrier." It's just that Elder Qiu handed over the notebook and compared it, then changed his words, "If the notebook doesn't work, let's use a pillow."

Song Guan was puzzled: "Why?"

Elder Qiu: "You have a big face, and the book can't stop it."

Song Guan: "..."

... Does he look so shameless!

Although Song Guan felt the malice from Elder Qiu, the other party simply disliked him like a dog, but considering the current situation he was in was not clear, it was not easy to act rashly, and according to his observation and analysis in recent days, Elder Qiu was teaching It seems that there has always been such a diabolical existence. As for the leader, he always hits and scolds whenever he wants, but there is nothing he can do about it. So Song Guan faced Elder Qiu's malice, thought for a while, and for the sake of the task, endured.The pillow covered his face, but he still felt a little suffocated, so Song Guan let out a cry: "Hehe."

Elder Qiu frowned: "What kind of weird smile are you doing? You are not allowed to laugh like that in the future." Just when he saw Song Guan's hand holding the pillow, his brow furrowed even tighter, "Put your hand behind the pillow too, don't show it."

Song Guan: "..."

Such a diao!

No one is allowed to show their hands!

Not even Haha!

Then during the conversation that followed, Song Guan fully realized how rough Elder Qiu is, this is not allowed, that is not allowed, not allowed, not allowed, you are not allowed to be a mushroom!Elder Qiu, should your name be Qiu Buxu?This is the cheating!

Song Guan's teeth ached from Elder Qiu's disapproval of one or the other, and he wanted to spray salt soda all over the other's face. He was angry and couldn't act recklessly, so he had to endure it forcefully, which made him feel very tight in his chest.

The last conversation between the two ended with a declarative sentence from Elder Qiu. Elder Qiu got up, with a calm expression, and condescendingly rolled up his sleeves and said to Song Guan: "Your injury is almost healed, and you will go to morning exercise with me tomorrow." stop."

Song Guan was caught off guard when he heard this, and for a moment ignored Elder Qiu's previous messy request, his head poked out from behind the pillow, tilted his head, and said rather out of state: "Ah?"

Looks so silly it's bubbling.

Elder Qiu's face tightened all of a sudden, and he put his hands behind his back and clenched into fists secretly.Then Elder Qiu looked at Song Guan with a sullen face, and said in a cold voice: "Tomorrow, at the martial arts arena." He left without looking back, leaving Song Guan sitting on the bed and shouting in his heart, hey hey Wait, what the hell is tomorrow's morning exercise? It doesn't feel good... In fact, he thinks that the whole Demon Cult feels weird. Isn't it because he thinks too much?

Song Guan's inner cries could not be heard by Elder Qiu. Elder Qiu walked out of the house with a cold face. Facing the warm spring sun, there were tiny rays of sunlight penetrating through the cracks between the branches and leaves and falling on his robe.Elder Qiu walked very slowly, because he seemed to be walking very slowly, but in the blink of an eye, he had walked a long distance, because he looked at the appearance in front of him in a blink of an eye even though there was still a long distance away.

Elder Qiu kept a cold face like this, but he was actually thinking about things in a different way.He said to himself so firmly in his heart, hmph, just now, he didn't think the way the little fat man tilted his head was a little bit cute...not at all.

But after saying this to himself, Elder Qiu repeatedly simulated in his mind if he stretched out his hand at that time, how to pinch the face of the leader from which angle and with what strength, he even imagined the feeling of the hand, and then If he continued to think about it, he might be so regretful that he couldn't help but turn around and pinch the leader's face.Then thinking about the change in Elder Qiu's eyes here, he thought to himself, um, as expected of the "Holy Son", he is used to playing psychological warfare, and he only met a few times to set up such a dangerous situation, so that he almost fell into the trick. Yes—it must be said that it is unfathomable.

...Song Guan, who has been dubbed "unfathomable", really don't be too wronged this time, okay, he didn't do anything at all. The point was inexplicably poked, and he still refused to admit that he had to rely on the other party's scheming.

Damn, who would be too scheming to use his scheming on this kind of thing.The previous action of Song Guan really has nothing to do with being cute, okay? It's just because of the angle, so when he poked his head out from behind the pillow, he tilted his head, and in all fairness, it's just from the perspective of an impartial bystander Said, Song Guan's appearance just now was just a very ordinary little fat man tilting his head, how cute.

To sum up, it's just that Elder Qiu has a problem with his eyes.Such a weird cute spot, who would have thought that it could be poked like this, and even bit him back and said that people's scheming is unfathomable... Really, it is unreasonable.

But Elder Qiu has always had such an awkward personality, the kind of "I am the only one who can beat and scold the leader, if the rest of you do something, I will hack you to death in minutes."It can also be verified from the side of Elder Qiu that such an established fact-in fact, everyone in the Holy Church is a fan of the leader's brain, and the attributes of brain damage can only be divided into dominant and invisible.Alas, what a terrible saint, a terrible fan of brains.

But thanks to this, Song Guan, a parallel importer covered in bugs that did not match the behavior of the original owner, successfully completed the role transition problem.The people of the Holy Cult care about the "leader" very much, but perhaps what they really care about is never the person in their position, but the identity of the "leader".

In short, this is thanks to Mr. Egg.Every selected week can make Song Guan, a big water force, successfully solve the problem of character connection.Emma, ​​Mr. Egg really broke his heart for Song Guan. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Song Guan naturally didn't know about this situation.After Elder Qiu talked with him, he ran away coldly or something, and he was very disturbed.

Since he took over the shell, except for the cheating "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ Outline ♂", the rest of Song Guan didn't know anything with black eyes.Why is Elder Qiu, Hall Master Ge, there is not even a single reminder in the cheating outline, and during the recent recuperation period, so many people came and went around, just memorizing their faces and names and matching them completely, let Song Guan is getting tired and not in love recently.

When he usually talks to people, he doesn't dare to inquire too much, for fear that he will be exposed for a while, and then he will be regarded as a white spy, and then he will be forked out and sprinkled with cumin on the firewood, and then set on fire. What.

This is "death before leaving the teacher will make the hero burst into tears".Thinking about it this way is really a bit unlucky and terrible.Then Song Guan thought back to the few sentences he had with Elder Qiu when he first met. The situation was a bit chaotic at that time, and Song Guan himself couldn't remember much, whether he said something wrong at that time.

Thinking about it this way makes me a little uneasy.It's just that Song Guan's subjective consciousness wants to focus on the development of the plot, but he has been in a pigsty before, but at the moment, the food of the holy religion is quite good, so it's not too much to return to the world to eat delicious food Great, okay, so the actual situation is that although Song Guan is nervous, most of his attention is still devoted to the daily food dishes...

So the previous period, which should have been very heart-scratching and restless days of bed rest and recuperation, made Song Guan live without pain or itching. He ate and drank well every day. No worries.The conversation with Elder Qiu now finally made Song Guan feel a little uneasy again, and he didn't know what the situation in the martial arts field would be like tomorrow, but after thinking about it, if he was really hacked to death tomorrow as a fake, there was nothing he could do about it He has tried his best(?)There is a saying that "If you want to be full, you will be a dead ghost". He must eat more tonight.

So that night, Elder Qiu received a report from his subordinates, saying that the leader ate a bucket of rice and ate all the dishes on the dinner table.Elder Qiu was furious on the spot: "Are you foolish to be the leader of the sect?" The person serving the rice was scolded and trembled, crying: "But, at that time, the leader was looking at his subordinates helplessly, and the subordinates really couldn't bear it." No food for the leader..."

When Elder Qiu heard it, it was mainly because the subordinate's description was too graphic, and he vividly pictured in his mind the appearance of the little fat man sitting on the edge of the table, staring at the food like a fat hamster.Elder Qiu's cuteness was greatly poked by such a brain-filling picture, how to describe it, "Simple~straight~want~cute~transformed~la~".Elder Qiu, who was still very angry at first, was not so angry after this image appeared in his mind.

Then he suddenly thought that he had given Song Guan a meal by chance a few times before, but Song Guan had never shown such an expression to him.Thinking about it this way makes him even more angry than when he was angry just now. Elder Qiu said: "Tomorrow, the leader will reduce all meals to one vegetarian and one meal."

The next day, Song Guan was dragged from the bed, put on his clothes, had breakfast, and was sent to the martial arts arena.Seeing Elder Qiu, Song Guan saluted and said good morning, but Elder Qiu looked at him with a cold face, and replied him with a quite cold and noble "hum".Well, just "hum", it won't hurt to be "hummed" twice anyway.Song Guan thought so indifferently, and was abused into a dog by Elder Qiu in the next hour.

It turned out that Elder Qiu called Song Guan to the martial arts arena to practice martial arts.When Song Guan was first beaten up, he was still full of fighting spirit and thinking, hehe, Brother Guan is also someone who has been in the world of martial arts, okay? How dare you beat Brother Guan like this? steamed stuffed bun!

It's just that in the process of being beaten continuously, Song Guan finally realized in the tears of being beaten that he couldn't beat Elder Qiu at all, and he was just a sandbag for Elder Qiu...

And he was in so much pain that he was about to cry and bleed, because Elder Qiu's attack was too dark!Just how to make people hurt and how to beat people!unacceptable!

What was even worse was that after Song Guan was tortured like this, what was waiting for him at noon was actually only a small bowl of vegetables and a small bowl of rice.Song Guan lifted the lid of the food box and saw that there was a plate of shallots mixed with tofu inside, and the rest was a bowl of rice.

Song Guan turned to look at Elder Qiu: "This is..."

Elder Qiu: "Scallions mixed with tofu."

Song Guan thought to himself, of course I know this, and then he pinched the lid of the food box: "I think it seems a little small... Maybe I took it wrong."

Elder Qiu directly picked up the food box and sneered: "If you think it's too little, don't eat it."

Song Guan: "..."

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