Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Song Guan showed an expression as if he had eaten Xiang Xiang.

After a while, he choked out a sentence: "How could this be?"

At the end of the sixth week, Song Guan met a white tiger in the form of a rabbit.He also didn't know why the white tiger appeared in the form of a rabbit at that time, and the difference between the tiger and the rabbit was too great. There is no time to understand the twists and turns behind this.The only thing I knew clearly at the time was that the development of this encounter with Baihu was obviously caused by his wrong plot.

At the end, Song Guan was held by Bai Hu's hand. In the few unclear conversations, he felt that the other party seemed to have misunderstood his behavior, and it seemed that he had some inexplicable redundant feelings because of it... In fact, he was not too Sure, it's just that I was emotionally turbulent at the time, and I felt a little bit angry. That kind of thinking was probably similar to - you people, can't you just follow the original plot and stop bothering me?

mean right?

He himself felt so too.

At that time, Song Guan couldn't be 100% sure what Baihu thought of him. Maybe the other party only said these words out of friendship.But he didn't have much time, and he really couldn't take care of so much.For Song Guan, Baihu is a very important character in the plot of this week's episode, but the development of the matter is that because he took the plot a little bit awry, even the role of Baihu is a little bit crooked.Song Guan believes that if he can correct the mistakes he made, this is the best result.

At that time, the thought was very simple. Anyway, Baihu's role was mainly left after the protagonist Gong and the protagonist were reincarnated, and he had nothing to do with himself, so Song Guan wanted the other party to forget everything related to him. Absolutely ruled out the interference to Baihu caused by his own deviation from the plot.It's just that who would have thought that Zhoumu would fall on Baihu in the end, it was completely unexpected for him.

Mr. Egg is a little melancholy: "You met the white tiger who looked like a little rabbit before. It was actually because the protagonist Gong once set up a magic circle. After the protagonist Gong died that year, he left a lot of doubtful and mysterious clues, which tricked the white tiger into running away. I did an investigation in the past, but Baihu was trapped in the magic circle of Jiuyi Mountain without investigating for a while, and turned into a rabbit. In fact, Song Guan, when you finally left the sixth week, the decision you made was not wrong. Just let Baihu forget all the time of nearly 3000 years at that time, which actually saved a lot of trouble. It’s just that sometimes, there are too many uncertainties and changes in human behavior, and it’s too difficult to predict. Although Baihu didn’t I remember things, but this experience that has been erased from memory still has a potential impact on him. So after he entered the human world, he did not turn into a white tiger, but a rabbit, and then he saw the grass that turned into a grass The main character suffers from..."

Song Guan couldn't help but said: "Even if he becomes a rabbit, he doesn't eat grass but only meat. How could he eat the protagonist Shou who was reborn as a grass essence?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

Mr. Egg turned the egg body, deduced hesitantly: "Perhaps, grass essence tastes more like meat or not?"

Song Guan lifted the table.

How come hundreds of years have been overwhelmed by a sentence of unpredictable human nature, which is ridiculous!

Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan flipping the table, and also wanted to flip the table a little bit.He felt that the protagonist Gong of this week's episode was too demonic, and he had to work out some demon knots. Now it's all right, Song Guan is carefully starting to follow the plot, but there is a word called pulling seedlings to encourage growth, but it's a bad thing!However, after Song Guan got over the demon knot, it seemed that nothing happened.

Now it doesn't know what to do, if Song Guan rushed over and beat it up, it wouldn't be so disturbed...

And there are actually a lot of things in this Zhoumu, and it didn't dare to tell Song Guanting, because it was really afraid of having a bad influence on Song Guan.

There are really many things that have not been said. For example, the white tiger who later became a rabbit ate the protagonist Shou. In fact, it cannot be summed up simply with the sentence "the rabbit wants to eat grass".Song Guan's cognitive orientation towards Bai Hu is really correct, Bai Hu really has that kind of thought about Song Guan.So this behavior of gnawing at the protagonist's feelings is a bit of a love rival or something...

Another example is when Song Guan and the protagonist are in the decisive battle, the sentence "Am I wrong" that the protagonist accepts should not appear.It is true that the protagonist Shou has some vague thoughts about the original owner Qinglong, but it is very different if this thought has been dug out, and it has not been dug out.Although the protagonist Shou later blew himself up to death, but this self-destruction really made people wonder whether he died for love, whether it was the protagonist Gong or Qinglong.

For another example, before the decisive battle with Song Guan, the protagonist attacked the split Yuanshen by absorbing other people's souls to complement his own incomplete Yuanshen.The disadvantage of this method is that after absorbing the soul, the protagonist Gong accepts the memory and emotions of the person who was absorbed.

At the beginning, there were few souls, and the protagonist Gong could still suppress those memories. Later, when he smoked too much, he couldn't suppress it, and often suppressed one corner, and the other party became heresy again.Isn't the protagonist Gong mainly occupying the shells of the two nurturing primordial spirits? Is it the raccoon sister and brother? It goes without saying that the two have feelings for Song Guan... So the protagonist Gong later reacted to Song Guan As far as he is concerned, he really wants to kill Song Guan, but because of the strange thoughts in his heart, he can't do it anyway.Want to kill but can't do anything, what a scam, no wonder the protagonist Gong's complexion turned as dark as the bottom of the pot at the end...

These egg masters are planning not to tell Song Guan.

It is a little scared, it is afraid that Song Guan will know more about these things, and he might end up becoming a scumbag who plays with people's hearts...

With such a decision in mind, he will not talk to Song Guan about such things in the future.After confirming such a guideline, Mr. Dandan felt a little relieved in his heart. He moved the table that had been overturned by Song Guan before, and then moved to Song Guan's side lively: "This It doesn’t matter if Zhou Mu failed, and you will continue to work hard in the future. Song Guan! I have a tutorial here, which can help you go further and further on the broad road of 'cannon fodder attack'!"

As soon as Mr. Egg finished speaking, he saw a holographic image of a book floating in the void. If you look carefully, you can see a line of words written on the cover of this book - "A few small details make you an excellent cannon fodder" attack".

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg came over and explained with a little pride: "This is a strategy that my little friend kept privately. It is said to be very practical. Basically everyone who read it gave a positive review. Come on, let's look at Chapter 1——"

The book image in the void turns pages automatically.

——1.1 Smile: There are actually a lot of excavability in these expressions that people are used to every day.Smile, grin, laugh... But for a "Gong", these ordinary smiles really can't show the particularity of a "Gong".Every "attack", with different personalities and different personalities, will be matched with different smiles.For example, a gentle smile, a charming smile, a sunny smile, a feminine smile... But no matter which one it is, its essence is actually born out of the verb laugh, and it's just the different emotions that make them different.How to adjust the facial expression to make a suitable smile appear on the face, these are some relatively esoteric skills, we are now as beginners, these are reserved for later learning, now, let's start with the basics.

——First of all, we have to learn a basic smile that is always invincible.

——It’s called a half-smile.

After Song finished reading this passage, he turned his head to look at Mr. Egg: "Just kidding me."

Mr. Egg: "No, why do you think so."

Song Guan squinted at it: "It is agreed that I am the only idiot who has chosen 'cannon fodder attack' since the existence of this system. Many people have read this book, what's the matter?"

"..." The sudden sharpness of observation really makes people unprepared!Mr. Dandan smiled awkwardly, "Well, this book doesn't have the word cannon fodder..." The conversation changed, "Actually, there is no harm in learning it, and 'Like a smile is not a smile' is so good, how high-end and elegant, basically Every expert who picks up men and women will know this trick, it is called a must-kill skill in the field of love..."

Song Guan said "Oh": "Shouldn't it be a wicked smile?"

Mr. Egg: "...we have to proceed step by step. We can't become a fat man at one time. You can save your evil smile and learn it later. Let's learn the basics first."

Song Guan found that he really couldn't find any other words to describe his inner feelings at the moment, so after thinking about it, the onomatopoeia of those two words was the most versatile: "Ha ha."

What I thought was, what the hell.

……

When a large piece of red runes floated up in this white space again, Song Guan successfully obtained a new life skill called "Looking like a smile but not a smile".

The specific utility of this skill is not yet clear, but Song Guan still learned it under the strong suggestion of Mr. Egg.He originally wanted to flip through the content of "A Few Small Details Make You an Excellent Cannon Fodder", but was told by Mr. Egg that "If you don't learn new skills, you can't unlock the page-turning function."So Song Guan had no choice but to give up this plan, and expressed his feeling that he had no idea about such a high-tech thing.Mr. Egg has been pestering him to learn.Song Guanxue has learned it, but the sincerity of "like a smile is not a smile" is too deceitful, and it is easy to accidentally laugh too much or not enough. He laughed until he laughed so hard that Mr. Eggy sighed and said: "Song Guan you You should laugh, the key to a smile that is not a smile is actually to make people feel like a smile, so what's the matter with your mouth twitching." Song Guan: "..."

Makes me smile all the time!There are ghosts only if the face does not cramp!

——Song Guan, who had already laughed so much that he didn't want to speak anymore, thought so in his heart.

……

But in the end, Song Guan managed to overcome all difficulties to get the new skill of "Looking like a smile but not a smile".

And accompanied by the encouragement of Dandanjun Yiyi saying goodbye, "Song Guan, you don't need to work too hard, I believe you can do it, come on", the teleportation array in the space is opened, and Song Guan is very calm at this moment. Said: "Remember not to choose plots that take too long in the future." After getting the affirmative answer from Mr. Egg, in the red and complicated halo, what sounded in Song Guan's mind was still the system's since the first week. The voice of speech that has never changed——

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

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Those changing halos receded like tides, Song Guan opened his eyes again, the picture in front of him had stabilized, and he was on the dry haystack.

There is a very strange taste drilled into the nose.

There are also very strange animal sounds around...

Noisy.

Maybe it's similar to the vegetable market.

groan groan——

Hang Chi Hang Chi——

Then, in the midst of all these animal calls one after another, Song Guan found... he seemed to be in a pigsty... Oh, wait, it's not "seems", it should be "certainly".

But he was in the pigsty, but he didn't hide in the pigsty because he was hunted down to the last resort, nor did he hide in the pigsty because he was almost caught in prison for having an affair——

That's right, this time, Song Guan is not human anymore.

There were pigs whimpering and chirping all around. Song Guan was lying on the ground, and a little pig was scrambling wildly, and offered it to Song Guan. Then Song Guan calmly looked at the little pig The pig's feet kicked away.

——Well, that's right, Song Guan this time, it was a fourteen-day-old piglet.