Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Until the end of the Qionghua banquet, neither Suzaku nor Xuanwu noticed anything wrong with Song Guan.One is that he can't be restrained at all when he is drunk and his mind spreads, and the other is that he doesn't take this matter too seriously.And Bai Hu let the wine jar rest on the table, and never moved since opening the spout.However, in the middle of the banquet, the drinks and food were changed during the banquet, and the wine jar was removed, and this time the god who was in charge of washing the dishes and cups picked up a big "surprise".

Who would have thought that a emperor could be created by brushing a jar.

When Song Guan just fell out, the god hadn't seen it clearly, he thought it was a piece of hemp rope or something, but he picked it up indifferently, and instantly his eyes widened and almost popped out. "(⊙▽⊙)", damn it, who will tell him why Qinglong Dijun fell out of the wine jar!

Taking a closer look, the shriveled and limp little green dragon was slumped in his hand, without breathing in, out of breath, or supernatural power. It seemed that he didn't know how to live or die, which scared the god so much that he almost knelt down.Damn, what's going on these days, washing the dishes is so boring!Dijun is going to have an accident with him, how can he explain it... This divine monarch had a bloody expression on his face, holding a green dragon in his hand, lost his composure for a moment, and almost raised his hands and shouted, "Dijun, are you swollen? Dijun, wake up."

A lot of thoughts ran through his mind at once, but he didn't have a backbone. The god's mind was muddled. At this time, a little god happened to come in from the door, and he wanted to report to him about the Qionghua Banquet. The salutation, the words and sentences are clear: "Shenjun Houhua, the wine during the banquet has passed three rounds, and the little god just heard that the Venerable said that he was too strong to drink. When he said this, he looked about the same as before. The Venerable may be about to drink in a while." I’m going back first, so we have to prepare first?” Another pause, a big turning point, “One more thing, Emperor Qinglong has never been present, Emperor Suzaku…” Halfway through speaking, he touched the eyes of his immediate superior , the little god stopped talking for a while, "...the god?"

Qinglong Dijun has never been present... Hehe, of course he can't attend the meeting, because the old man Dijun is in my hands now!

But thanks to the interruption of his words, Houhua Shenjun, who was almost stunned by this sudden situation before, finally regained his sanity a little bit.The "sovereign" mentioned in the first half of the little god's mouth, the sage, the sage, who can be called the word "sovereign" in the world now, is undoubtedly the protagonist.Fortunately, this word awakened him, and God Lord Houhua hurriedly got up and said: "You take care of this first, I have something to find the venerable."

Then he turned his head and directly presented the little green dragon in his hand to the protagonist Shou.

There is also a reason why Houhua Shenjun only sought out the protagonist Shou, but not anyone else.

First of all, it is not appropriate to entrust the Qinglong Emperor to anyone other than the remaining four ancient gods.And among those four, the first choice of God Lord Houhua is the protagonist Shou.

Even if these ancient gods can restrain their aura deliberately, their existence itself is a kind of coercion to the new gods born later.The new god faced the ancient god, it was a kind of surrender from instinct - of course, the situation of Song Guan is different now, after all, the shell he used is the avatar of the green dragon, so it is naturally not as powerful as the main body, not to mention the divine power is sealed, so Without the blessing of the domineering aura at all, it was impossible to achieve the level of "one stare, or a sneer, and make people kneel down in fright", and even when he just woke up, he was almost caught and boiled. The pot and snake soup, thanks to Fairy Yiguang and God Lord Houhua's sharp eyes, they were able to recognize him as a little dragon.

Houhua Shenjun is quite afraid, especially those "Four Divine Beasts" who are famous for their viciousness. Not to mention the coercion they carry, he only knows that those personalities and those behavior patterns are all extremely cruel. Can you not be afraid?What's more, Emperor Qinglong and Emperor Suzaku are still on good terms. If he presents the current Emperor Qinglong who doesn't know what has happened, what will happen to him? I had cramps for several days, and it was hard to think about it.So Houhua Shenjun chose the protagonist Shou without hesitation. It is estimated that there is no one in this world who can speak better than the Venerable.

When Song Guan woke up, he had a severe headache.

When he opened it, what he saw was the white curtain that was blown in the air like a ghost, which made him feel very cold. Although the wind is strong, it does not necessarily mean that it is cold, but the weather here is still true. It was quite cold, but fortunately he was wrapped in a quilt now, so he didn't feel too cold.

Then Song Guan came back to his senses, he looked like a little snake now, he didn't need a quilt, but he looked down and saw that he was wrapped tightly in a cloth jacket like a small cotton quilt.Looking sideways, the first thing you see is a large area of ​​ochre, and the pair of white jade-like hands protruding from the ochre shirt, which are clearly contrasted by the ochre.

The fingers are long and slender, and the knuckles are distinct. These hands are really beautiful, so the scene of the persistent porcelain pot pouring tea is just like a painting, with an inexplicable attraction that makes people almost unable to look away.

Song Guan even felt that his headache was miraculously relieved by the scent of tea, and then he looked up again, and when he saw the other person's appearance clearly, Song Guan couldn't help being stunned for a moment. Too beautiful or too ugly... The other party caught his gaze, paused while pouring tea, and said calmly: "Wake up." The rather gentle voice was just right, soft and not gloomy, "What's wrong with you?"

Song Guan paused for a moment: "Headache."

The other party nodded slightly when he heard the words, and continued the action of pouring the pot. The tea was poured into the cup, and there was a scent of tea: "What about the others? Are you okay?"

Song Guan stretched out his claws and lifted a corner of the quilt, revealing his tail.After the hangover, it was as if his brain was squeezed by the door, and he didn't even think about his basic actions. I don't know what he was thinking in his heart when he did this. Song Guan raised the tip of his tail and stuck his tail with it. After that, he turned his face and said, "I don't know why, but I feel a little dry." Song Guan, whose brain is not very good, didn't pay attention to the complaints behind this behavior. He leaked out, "Just now I used the tail to verify the dryness and wetness of the face, and found that it was indeed too dry to have friends."

Putting down the teapot, the god in the ochre-colored shirt seemed to smile a bit when he heard the words, turned the cup in his hand slightly, then poured it 45 degrees and handed it to Song Guan: "Want to drink?"

Song Guan glanced at the liquid in the celadon cup and shook his head: "Thank you, but I prefer to drink water."

If the person holding the cup at this moment is Suzaku, Suzaku will definitely slap the table and tell Song Guan that some drinks are good, and they are picky.But it wasn't Suzaku who was holding the cup at this time. After listening to Song Guan's request, the other party just raised his other hand and wiped it around the cup. That finger was even more beautiful than this cup. , when he withdrew his hand, the tea in the porcelain cup had already become the purest water.

Song looked at the cup, then looked up at the other party, and after thinking about it, he lowered his head to drink from the cup.When the cup bottomed out, he stood up and sat back under the quilt again.The quilt was comfortable to cover, but it was very bad for him to be packed in a food box.I'm afraid that the one in front of him is also someone who wants to drink his stew with ulterior motives.Because of the previous experience of being used as an ingredient, Song watched the other party's calm expression and asked quite calmly, "When are you going to make me snake soup?"

"..." Zheyi Shenjun finally showed a smile that was much clearer than before with only a slight change in the corners of his mouth, "Why do you think so?" He looked down at Song Guan, like a black jade. There seemed to be strands of smiles in his eyes, "I'm afraid no one would dare to use you as snake soup in this world."

Also at this time, a gust of wind suddenly blew up, and a group of red shadows rushed in outside. The faint tea fragrance in the air seemed to be driven back by the flames and dimmed a bit, and the curtains fluttering around were stained. Seeing that group of red shadows, although there was no burning, they all turned into specks of fly ash in an instant, and a voice that was quite familiar to Song Guan in recent days rang out: "A Yan, A Yan, Song Guan he Did I tell you to pick it up? I couldn’t find Song Guan before Xuanwu, and I didn’t expect to fall to you.” There was a bit of anger in the words, “Baihu is really... really too much.”

There is no doubt that it came from Suzaku.

After Song Guan heard Suzaku's words, he still couldn't react.After being drunk, his head still hurts, Suzaku called this person A Yan, so... this is the protagonist?

He didn't seem to believe it, he turned his head and stared at the ocher-robed Shenjun carefully.

People sometimes habitually use common sense or experience to infer the development of things, and then get an answer that is completely contrary to expectations.It's like the protagonist Song Guan met a few weeks ago, all of them looked much better than the group of people around him, so he subconsciously thought that it was the same this time, and among the fairies who were too beautiful to be real in this week, this The protagonist Shou Ding is so handsome that he can blind people's dog's eyes, but when he really sees him, the other party turns out to be so ordinary——

——When Song Guan just woke up before, when he didn't know the identity of the other party, he looked at the protagonist Shou, and was a little stunned.The reason is that the protagonist Shou looks different from the people he met in this week's episode. It is so ordinary that the style of painting is different, and he looks a little too approachable. It can even be said that the protagonist Shou this time is just good-looking. He is more like a good person, and his hands are much prettier than his face, so Song Guan not only turned to the corner of his memory, it seems that he also met a person whose hands were not too much prettier than his face when he first met, but later proved that face It's a fake face, it's a disguised face, so at this moment, Song Guan really doubts whether the protagonist Shou has also changed his face.

But he didn't have the opportunity to discuss this issue again with the protagonist Shou. Suzaku flapped his wings and stepped forward. Doudou's eyes happened to meet Song Guan, and he laughed: "Woke up so early?"

As soon as he said that, he sank and fell on the table. He didn't know how he moved. With a kick of his claws, he kicked up the lid of the food box on the side. The food box was tightly covered, directly covering Song Guan inside. Even better, the box had a lock. Suzaku raised its paw and stepped on it, and only heard a "click" to lock Song Guan. in it.

Damn, what's going on!

Across the box, Song Guan heard Suzaku's laughter: "A Yan, Song Guan, has he made trouble for you again this time?"

It's really not pleasant to laugh at all!

Blind this good voice for nothing.

The voice of the protagonist Shou was still faint, but with a faint smile: "Not really."

Suzaku grabbed the handle that fit on it, and said in a sincere voice, "I'll take him away right now, so that he won't make trouble again."

A Yan glanced at the sky outside, and said "uh", "You might as well stay a little longer."

"No." Suzaku smiled, "I'm afraid he'll really make a fuss in a while."

Although I didn't want to rely on the protagonist to stay here, but being locked up also makes people very unhappy, okay?Song Guan was twisting and rolling in the box, he had every reason to suspect that this was due to mutual stumbling between rivals in love, hey!

When he was released by the bastard Suzaku, he had already returned to Qinglong's nest.Facing him, Suzaku began to educate him with a heartbroken expression, to the effect that "Even if you like Ayan, you can't be so unreserved", "If I come late, will you strip naked and lie down on Ayan?" His legs went up", "It's really okay to be so shameless!" importance” and so on.

Song Guan's head, which was a little bit aching from the hangover, ached even more after hearing this terrible kung fu, he hurriedly cut it off, and found a random reason to interrupt: "Didn't I drink with you on the tree? What's the matter?" Where will it be in Ayan?"

Suzaku's nagging voice seemed to be cut off, his eyes wandered for a while, then he turned his face and said quite righteously: "It's a long story..."

Song Guan rubbed his head: "You can also make a long story short."

Suzaku immediately summed up the central idea: "It's all Baihu's fault!"

Song Guan: "..."

Suzaku successfully distorted part of the truth: "You don't know how vicious he is. He soaked you in the wine jar as if he didn't see him, and he didn't want others to tell him that he boiled you into the dragon's appearance. It has long been seen from his usual behavior that he is a vicious person..."

Song Guan naturally didn't remember the incident of being swept into the wine jar by Suzaku's tail, and he didn't pay much attention to what Suzaku said at the moment, mainly because his head hurts now, and he didn't care much about Baihu's affairs.Suzaku finished talking about Baihu, and said again: "Speaking of which, the seal that seals the divine power on you is about to be released. The medicinal materials are almost ready all these years. Xuanwu will come over in a while, and the two of us will release the seal for you."

Song Guan remembered that the "unblocking" of his body had indeed been delayed for a long time, but he didn't have much expectation for it.Then Xuanwu appeared, and Song Guan finally met all the members of the legendary four beasts.Xuanwu and white tigers are both human bodies, while Suzaku and Qinglong are all in the form of beast gods. I don't know why, but he didn't think too much about it.

But when Xuanwu appeared, he looked at Song Guan with a surprised expression: "Why didn't you see me for a while, and you became like this?"

Suzaku smiled dryly, and secretly winked desperately to tell Xuanwu not to mention this matter.

But Xuanwu couldn't feel Suzaku's intention at all, and was still asking Song Guan, so anxious that Suzaku almost wanted to give Xuanwu a wing, and Song Guan didn't know what Xuanwu was talking about, and he thought the other party was talking about his shrinking size , until his shell untied the seal of divine power and recovered his human body.

Suzaku: "..."

Xuanwu: "..."

Song Guan reached out and picked up a mirror next to him to take a picture: "..."

Nima!Why does he look like a mummy!Live people do it! ! !

Naturally, in fact, the original owner, Qinglong, didn't grow like this, and would turn into a human being, and it was actually Suzaku's "credit".At that time, Suzaku sprinkled the so-called seasoning brought by Xuanwu into the wine. Put out the pickling vat, and come out a certain "dried radish".

Although he knew the whole story, Xuan Wu, who still didn't know the truth, looked at Song Guan with sympathy: "The north is cold, you have worked hard."

Suzaku, the "culprit" who knew all the causes and consequences, and personally caused this tragedy, stopped talking with guilt and pain. He felt that he couldn't look at Song Guan directly at the moment: "Maybe, just, a little lack of water, um, you , drink more water, maybe it will be fine..."

Song Guan: "..."

Thanks, but this is not something that can be cured by drinking a little water...

But "human stem" is "human stem", even if he looks a little ugly, it's okay, Song Guan thought, isn't he disfigured in Zhoumu, and his nose is half missing. Speaking of it, he changed from a dragon shape to a When in human form, it feels so subtle. Also, he doesn't have the memory of Qinglong, and he doesn't know how to use any spells...

After Song Guan thanked Suzaku and Xuanwu for the "unblocking", he sent them away.Originally, I wanted to lie on my stomach and continue to sleep for a while, but I couldn't fall asleep anyway, but the headache became more and more painful, which was really exhausting.

Since the beginning of this week, Song Guan has always been in a peaceful mood. Although he is a little fuzzy about the task time, it is not very obvious. Now this time, although he is drunk and has a headache, although it is not unbearable, it is in the end Like the last straw that broke the camel's back, Song Guan finally got irritable——

In fact, the most original reason may be the "time" problem.That's right, the time needed to stay in this week is much longer than the sum of all the time Song Guan spent in the previous weeks.It's so long that it makes people want to bloodbath.

A single stroke of "thousand years" means that a thousand years have passed between two words, but in real life, how can it be so, in the past one year, two years or ten years, there is still something to look forward to.

Song Guan did the math, he would have to stay in this world for 3000 years. 3000 years... At the beginning, the mood was not very obvious, maybe it was because he deliberately suppressed it, and now it has been seven years, and this time is so long that it seems that there is no end in sight, and now this emotion follows this Headaches all broke out - 3000 years!your sister!The culture of my Great Heavenly Dynasty has a long history, that is, 5000 years, and you have been here for 3000 years!Damn!Do you want to kill Brother Guan?

After being drunk, Song Guan, who was like a ignited firecracker, violently rolled in the Qinglong Pit. The human form rolled up, and he didn't feel good about rolling. He turned into a complete form of the original shape, so this It’s not a cute thing like a small dragon rolling and acting like a baby, but a giant dragon rolling and rolling. It’s not cute at all, it’s even scary. There are all kinds of banging sounds when hitting walls, and you can hear them going back and forth. Suzaku: "..."

He is so scared!