Cannon fodder "attack" development system

The so-called "prayer book" means that if those gods are going to have a baby, they have to report to Song Guan, and then Song Guan will write a blessing or something.

Fortunately, the handwriting system of this world is simplified characters. After Song Guan strenuously arched his body to open the fold for the first time and glanced inside, he couldn't help thanking this cheating overhead world. It's really a mess. Let him see this world first After seeing such a miracle that the majestic Qinglong Emperor can be equated with "Songzi Guanyin", even the writing system can be simplified Chinese characters, which is really strange.

But the characters are in simplified characters, so he always took advantage of it. At least Song Guan didn't become a big illiterate among this bunch of animals.It's just that the papers are piled up like a small mountain, which is too inhumane, and as the "Songzi Guanyin", he has to reply to each paper in his own hand.

However, his body is too small at the moment, and his paws are too small to hold the pen.Suzaku said that he woke up too early, so he sealed the divine power first, and then raised the divine soul.So Song Guan faced those "prayer books", so he had to take the next best thing, and wrote on the paper with his paws dipped in ink. He didn't know what the original owner's original handwriting looked like. The crooked writing can only give a general idea, so that later on it can be said that it is "inconvenient to write with claws" and get away with it.When Suzaku came to see Song Guan by chance, he was a little surprised when he saw it. He picked up the booklet and looked at it for a while, then commented: "Your handwriting is much better than before." Song Guan: "..."

So, the original owner, how ugly your handwriting is!

Unfortunately, after Song Guan carefully checked the outline and tasks, he found that writing handouts was a job in his daily life, and there were a large number of requests every day, so he was a bit painful. , He even corrected it so that his eyes almost turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, especially the five words "I wish you happiness", which Song Guan almost didn't recognize after writing it, which made people want to shout "burn you couples to death".

But these are of course just some jokes, no matter what, the book still has to be written.

Time flies by while Song Guankuang is brushing the notebooks. Of course, apart from the "prayer notebooks", it is the nympho protagonist Shou who takes up a larger part of Song Guan's daily tasks.It's just that Song Guan found a way to "be lazy" and asked Suzaku to help him create a thing similar to "audio". He recorded a few songs with the lyrics changed by him, and played them every day At the gate of Azure Dragon Hall.

The content of the songs ranges from "Throwing the Handkerchief to Looking for Ayan" to "I Love You China and Changing to I Love You Ayan". Basically, Song Guan can recall the songs, from nursery rhymes to patriotic songs to pop music. all over.It may be that the lyrics of these songs are too "shameless" for these gods in Jiuchongtian today, or it is simply that Song Guan sings too badly. After passing by, it can be regarded as a great spectacle in the Sanqing Realm.

Because he had been in Jiuchongtian for quite a while, Song Guan learned some things that were not mentioned in the outline one after another.For example, the way of giving birth to babies in this world is indeed unusual, but at least it is not so frenzied that it makes men give birth, and then give birth with anal fissure, and finally have engorged breasts or something.

The birth of new gods in this world all grow from trees, growing like fruit. This is the regulation and regulation slowly revealed in this world.And this act of "praying for a child" has no gender restrictions on "parents". As long as you get the blood of the two gods and drip it into the "birthday tree", if that heart is passed the "origin" of this world, Maybe a baby will be born.However, the time limit is uncertain, it may only take a day, or it may take thousands of years.If you want to write a biological survey report, you can conclude here that in this world, the gods reproduce asexually, and the immortals reproduce sexually.But asexual reproduction doesn't mean you can't have sex. Don't you see, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou have a good sex. Although every time it ends in a miserable way, they still have sex.

In addition, Song Guan also knew why Qinglong was called "Song Guan".

The protagonist is called "A Yan", and the "Two Gods and Four Beasts" in the beginning, the six of them called each other in private, all of which are names that start with the word "A".The white tiger is "A Bai", Xuanwu is "A Xuan", and Suzaku is "A Zhu". After such a logical reasoning, Song Guan's green dragon should be called something like Aqing and Abi. It's called Song Guan.

It is also true that Qinglong was originally called "Aqing", but he had no choice but to change his name to Song Guan.

This matter has to involve the protagonist Gong.

Back then, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist were divided, and the protagonist Gong changed his name to show his determination.Isn't it very powerful, very explosive?Damn, of course the name is out of order. Most people can’t read these three characters, okay? Because it’s just like garbled characters!

Later, the protagonist Gong was sealed by joint efforts, but the protagonist Shou often chanted the name of the protagonist Gong, or the changed name.So Qinglong became jealous, and ran to find his good friend Suzaku to discuss it. Suzaku's brain circuit has always been of the abnormal kind. He pondered for a while and said, "Probably because of 'then'," Because Qinglong mentioned that the protagonist Gong would throw the table angrily, so whenever he talked with Qinglong about the protagonist Gong, he always used "then who" to refer to it. Suzaku told Qinglong, "Because the name of 'then who' is not related to us. It's not the same, so Ah Yan treats him a little differently."

So Qinglong embarked on the road of "renaming".

At that time, after the protagonist Gong was sealed, the gods established a system like "Heavenly Court" in order to build a harmonious world together. The original intention was not to centralize power, but it was a bit like "playing house", but it was actually a pastime , to provide a platform for everyone to move around each other more, get to know each other more, and find something to do in their free time, so that they don't look like a pain in the ass and start thinking about ruining the world.

At that time, those new gods gave the protagonist Shou and the four great beasts the false title of "Emperor" as a show of respect. They didn't do anything. It sounded high-end and classy, ​​and it was considered a respectful title.Then the protagonist Shou at that time suggested that the other four divine beasts go to the Heavenly Court to take a practical position, play and exchange feelings with those new gods, so that the call for harmony and harmony can be implemented. home.At that time, Qinglong always liked to pester the protagonist to make troubles. The protagonist Gong who had just died was not in a good mood, so he kind of ignored Qinglong, and hinted that Qinglong should get a real job.After hearing this, Qinglong expressed that his glass heart was about to break, and he turned around and chatted with Suzaku for a while, and then he had a big brain and firmly decided to change the name.

Suzaku gave Song Guan a few proposals, which were garbled names in the same style as "仐靊凬" after the protagonist Gong changed his name, but they were all rejected by Qinglong, because Qinglong said, "I want to take an unusual path, how can I be with' Then who' is also a garbled character, so that when Ah Yan sees my name, he will think of 'then', how bad it is."When Suzaku heard it, well, then you can take a look at it yourself, go out and walk more, maybe you will have inspiration.After hearing this, Qinglong thought it was right.

Who would have thought that inspiration would come so quickly.In order to respond to the protagonist's call, when Qinglong went to the heaven to take a real job, he fell in love with the job of "Songzi Guanyin" among the densely packed pair of job tables.Holding the book, the little god was a little dazed, and called out "Emperor" three or two times. When he wanted to explain what kind of position this was, he touched the green dragon and looked very impatient, but he was actually thinking about what he should get for himself. When he saw the distressed expression of the name, he was so frightened that he couldn't say anything.

On the other hand, Qinglong suddenly had an inspiration, and his thoughts surged like a comet hitting the earth.Songzi Guanyin Songzi Guanyin, these four characters are good, and they are catchy, so he cut off two characters and used them as his name, and changed his shape to call him Song Guan.

Song Guan: "..."

Help, his name is really shot while lying down. There are so many possibilities in the arrangement and combination of "Songzi Avalokitesvara", but if you prefer to die or not, you have to "send" and "view". "Send" and "Guan" should be deformed if the font is deformed. How many possibilities are there, and it becomes "Song Guan".Should his name be so serious!Why can't it be "Song Yin" and "Song Yin" and the like, it's like a hundred arrows have been shot in the knee, making people unable to kneel down, and they can't look directly at their names for the rest of their lives, okay?

That's it, Song Guan wears a "petite dragon body", staying at home to cultivate his body and mind.In fact, he is also very curious about the operation of mana in this world, but his own power is sealed and he cannot practice it himself. He occasionally hears Suzaku talking about it, but he is also confused by what he hears, so he has to give up for the time being.On weekdays, he writes prayer books, and listens to the gossip stories that are widely circulated in the Bahuang and Liuhe when he is free. " also opened the curtain, this is an important day for him to meet the protagonist Shou Ayan.

Back then, he joked that "I'm afraid people will misunderstand that you are my illegitimate child" or something, but Suzaku still went to the banquet with Qinglong, who was still unable to use his supernatural power.The two arrived quite early, before the banquet started, the white lotus in the blue pond was fragrant, and the flowers on the shore were blooming in a cloudy and rosy scene, and when the wind blew, it almost turned into a rain of flowers.The falling flowers rustled, but they were only stained with the flames of Suzaku, and instantly burned into a wisp of green smoke, which was blown away by the wind and disappeared without a trace.I don't know where Suzaku begged for the two jars of wine, and dragged Song Guan up to a tree on one side. Under the shade, he took Song Guan to pick up a branch from the tree and dropped it.

Pulling out the spout, the aroma of wine was overflowing, Suzaku smiled and said: "Recently, the god who brews wine in the Immortal Palace is getting better and better."

Although Song Guan is not very keen on wine and the like, he is more or less curious about immortal wine, and he doesn't know the difference between it and ordinary wine, so he used his four claws, grabbed the wine jar and climbed up, asking a question :"really?"

Suzaku stretched out its paw and helped Song Guan: "You will know after you taste it."

As soon as he got closer, the aroma of the wine rushed towards his face. In the clearness, there was an unspeakable lingering flavor, which made people feel a little drunk just by smelling it.The amber wine was filled in the wine jar, and it was reflected in a dark color, which clearly reflected the image on the wine jar.Song Guan leaned on the mouth of the pot with his head propped up, and what he could clearly see was his own dragon head. Fortunately, the dragon head was not too scary, and he could even see a bit of "cuteness", so he also It can be regarded as accepting it calmly, without gaffes.

Song Guan stretched his neck and leaned over, stuck out his tongue and licked it, but didn't taste anything, after two more licks, he heard Suzaku ask, "How is it?"

Song Guan raised his head and replied very honestly: "It's like plain water."

Suzaku: "..."

Suzaku showed an expression roughly similar to "I don't want to talk to someone like you who doesn't know how to taste wine", and then moved his eyes, and he didn't know what he saw, and then let out a "huh".

Following his line of sight, what Song Guan saw was a white figure. Speaking of which, it has been seven years since he pinched his fingers. Song Guan has never seen what the protagonist Shou looks like, but seeing Suzaku For this reaction, Song Guan didn't care about the immortal wine, and asked, "Ah Yan is here?"

"No." Suzaku stretched out his claws and pinched a tactic, but he didn't know what he had done, with a look of great interest, "I saw Baihu's dead face, judging from the way he came, he must pass under our tree. I have set up a magic circle, and when he comes over, I will burn his clothes."

Song Guan: "..."

I don't know what past relationship this white tiger has with the other three divine beasts, but judging by Suzaku's posture and words in the past, this basaltic Suzaku and Qinglong are both very displeasing to the white tiger.

Song Guan didn't know what was going on in the four people's room, and he didn't have the right to speak, so he couldn't comment casually, so he just said: "Today's Qionghua Banquet, don't make trouble." He added, "Ah Yan will be angry."

Such a natural reminder, and unknowingly swiping the nympho value, Song Guan felt that he was really great.

Suzaku held his sleeves, and said nonchalantly: "A Yan will not arrive until some time later, so it's okay now."

While speaking, the white-clothed figure who looked a little far away was now approaching the tree. The flames on Suzaku's body seemed to be swayed by the wind for a moment, and there was a sudden muffled sound, and there were groups of crimson flames. The flame suddenly ignited from nothingness, just wrapped the white clothes that happened to be under the tree.

The plain-clothed and black-haired figure was completely trapped in the bright flames, and Song Guan's "ah" was still stuck in his throat, but he saw that the tongue of fire under the tree suddenly rose half a foot high, and instantly receded into ice blue. appearance.

In the dim light of the flames, the man in white raised his eyes and looked in the direction where Song Guan Suzaku and the others were hiding. Song Guan and the other party looked straight at each other.

He has black hair that reaches to his ankles, and the man has peach blossom eyebrows, which can easily remind people of a peach blossom that suddenly blooms on a branch when the cold spring is coming to an end.Compared with a man, such a look is too flamboyant, even for a girl, it is too flamboyant.It's so gorgeous that it's even a little frivolous.

I don't know if it was the man in white who noticed it, that's why he put on the appearance of "don't get close to strangers", or it's just because of his nature, the aura around this man is like a cold pool and deep spring, which makes people feel uncomfortable at a glance. There is a feeling of a sudden drop in temperature.Therefore, the "cold spring" is cold, and a good "peach blossom" is frozen to death on the branch.

Song Guan pulled the wine jar, the icy blue flames under the tree seemed to have no temperature, the rain of flowers as soft as light snow was blown by the wind, passed through the faint blue light of the fire, and landed on the ground intact.Song Guan's whole body was stiff and he didn't move at all. The other party's gaze was too lethal. Under such gaze, he seemed to have swallowed another whole lump of ice on a cold day, and his whole body felt chilly. feeling, but the other party's expression did not change at all.

Suzaku chuckled from the side, and his voice dragged on: "Emperor Baihu, I haven't seen you for a while, but your cultivation level has increased again, which is really enviable."