Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Song Guan completely forgot how he swore at the very beginning that a person with integrity like him would not succumb to the cheating system.

Knew it--

This kind of thing, like the lower limit, has to be used with care, otherwise it will be wiped out if you don't pay attention.

Taking good care of the younger brother as if he were his own son, Song Guan thought for a long time, and finally came up with such a method that he thought was very safe.

But many times I want to think about it, do it and do it. Some things that have been conceived in my mind are still very difficult to practice.

For example, it was originally agreed to go in front of Junior Brother Qiao to ask about his health, but when he came to him, Song Guan groaned for a long time, and it took a long time before he forced out "Junior Brother".

Then?Then there is no more.

There is no way, the main reason is that Song Guan has a ghost in his heart. First of all, the starting point of doing this kind of thing is too novelty, and he feels ashamed even if he thinks about it.On the one hand, he felt that he would be unlucky if he was not affectionate—and it was not ordinary unlucky, but at the same time, he couldn’t be completely ruthless and forced himself to use all his face to please a man... It was really contradictory, so in this entanglement, Song Guan The implementation of the "Son and Daddy loves you so much~" plan against Junior Brother Bai Lianhua can be described as weak.

An idiom to describe Song Guan's execution frequency is "two days of fishing, three days of fishing".When he is in a good mood, he will come to Junior Brother Qiao to find some sense of presence... If the system can comment on his behavior, it must be a bad review, and if it is possible, it will definitely send a string of "greetings" "Ancestor's words...

Naturally, Song Guan never realized that the number of times he ran to Junior Brother Qiao to find a sense of presence was quite deceitful.Even if it is less, it is also mixed with a lot of water.After careful calculation, most of them were "forced".Usually he was chased by Zhou Jin to the point of tears, and he happened to run into Junior Brother Qiao while running around.Then Song Guan, who was about to collapse, rushed forward as if seeing his own mother, with tears in his eyes: "Junior brother, please hide for a while!" He did not forget to ask while hiding in a hurry, "Later, junior brother Zhou will come." , you must say that I am not here!" Qiao Ming whose sleeves were being pulled: "..."

In the first few times, Qiao Ming hesitated a bit, hesitating to say something about the principle of persuasion.But after experiencing Song Guan's hard-working and rascal appearance of "you tell me again, I will cry for you" several times, he became silent in the end.I have experienced a lot, and even later I saw Song Guan chasing a wolf like a buttocks. I only hated the appearance of my parents having lost two legs, and would stop spontaneously to help him cover, and sometimes told him It would be better to hide somewhere.Song Guan looked at Qiao Ming who seemed to be surrounded by a sense of immortality, and opened his eyes to talk nonsense with Junior Brother Zhou calmly.Junior Brother Qiao casually pointed in a certain direction, and said calmly and calmly: "Brother ran there."

...Wait...it seems...something is wrong.Although it is true that Junior Brother Qiao said this because he helped him, but, there is always something wrong, okay...

Song Guan squatted under the table sullenly, this thought passed in his mind for a moment, before he had time to think about it, Junior Brother Qiao had already tapped on the table lightly.Under the height difference of about four feet, Qiao Ming said softly, Senior Brother, Junior Brother Zhou has already left.Hearing this, Song Guan heaved a sigh of relief, crawled out from the hiding place, straightened his clothes, still looking terrified.Looking at Junior Brother Qiao with thick eyelashes, Song Guan suddenly remembered that he still had to do "caring for his son". Chatting for a while, mostly non-nutritious things, such as "Have you eaten? What did you eat?" Such stupid questions, as for the feeling of disobedience before... Sorry, I forgot it a long time ago...

Another day, Song Guan was chased by Zhou Jin and burst into tears. Now this has become a daily event of the Shaoyang Sect. All the disciples are very calm, doing what they should do, and even greeted cheerfully: "Daddy!" Senior Brother, Senior Brother Zhou, eat roast duck at noon today, remember to come back early." Song Guan was about to vomit blood as he ran ahead, silently crying, wipe, your sister's roast duck, this kind of telling mother to go out to play What is the feeling of your child coming home early?tell him it's not true...

And this day, Junior Brother Zhou chased him very fast, and that posture was simply unyielding.Song Guan thought about how tragic his situation was, okay? Facing Junior Brother Zhou, he couldn’t be beaten, he couldn’t be scolded, what should he do if the other party reacted more eagerly, but reasoning doesn’t make sense... Help, Apart from avoiding Junior Brother Zhou, there is really no other solution.

Seeing the branches on the moon, the crescent moon rising all the way to the east and then to the mid-heaven, Song Guan, who is still being chased up and down by the stars and scattered, thinks through gritted teeth, this is not over yet.I don't know where Junior Brother Zhou has such patience and pursues him so urgently.Song Guan ran blindly and ran to the back mountain.

There is a hot spring in the back mountain of the Shaoyang School. Generally, everyone would go there to take a dip when they are tired from martial arts training. The time to take a bath is mostly in the evening and evening, but few people go there at night.Unexpectedly, Song Guan saw someone when he ran in at this moment.Song Guan didn't think much about it, he took off his shoes and stuffed them on the side, slid into the pool with his clothes still wrapped, and said, "Junior brother, please hide for a while!" Anyway, he is a senior brother, except for the master. The others are all juniors, so it is always correct to call them that.Then he took a closer look and was taken aback for a moment, hey, isn't this Junior Brother Bai Lianhua?

Qiao Ming was also a little surprised when he saw him, but only slightly.Hearing the iconic sentence "Junior brother, let me hide for a while", he understood what Song Guan was about to do next, his eyes fell on Song Guan for a moment, then turned his face away, and suddenly said while staring into the distance: " Senior brother, hide a little bit closer."

Song Guan: "Huh?"

Qiao Ming didn't explain much, because Zhou Jin was already approaching, and he only said four simple words: "The water is shallow, the hair."

Song Guan suddenly understood.

The translation of these four words means that the water in this hot spring pool is relatively clear. If Song Guan holds his breath and dives into the water later, no one will help to cover him, even if the pool is lightly foggy, he will definitely be exposed. .So if he was hiding next to Junior Brother Qiao and covered it with his hair, it wouldn't be so obvious.

Song Guan looked suddenly enlightened, and took a few steps to go to Brother Qiao's side, but there was a lot of resistance in the water, so Qiao Ming stretched out his hand to give him a hand.Song Guan hurriedly said "Thank you" and hurried into the water.

So when Zhou Jin followed Song Guan's figure to the pool, what he saw was Qiao Ming soaking in the pool calmly.

In the mist, Junior Brother Qiao's originally picturesque eyebrows became more and more like a banished fairy, and the dim light at the side outlined his extremely clear and meaningful outline, with a cold expression on his face.Standing in the water, he is really like a white lotus that emerges from the mud and is not stained.

Zhou Jin: "........."

Although Zhou Jin didn't say anything, in those big eyes that occupied half of his face, there was an obvious emotional color like "I'm going to go, why is it you again".After a while, Junior Brother Zhou asked with some depression, "Where's senior brother?"

Junior Brother Qiao stretched out his hand to point to the left, and said, "Go over there."

"..." Junior brother Zhou took two steps to the left as he said, and turned back after thinking of something in the middle, and then looked at Qiao Ming thoughtfully, "Senior brother Qiao, tell me, did I remember wrongly?" What? Why do I feel that every time I see you, you keep pointing to the left for me?"

After such tossing and turning, Song Guan under the water couldn't hold back any longer, but he still didn't receive the instruction from Junior Brother Qiao to come out of the water, and he couldn't quite hear what was going on outside in the water, so So he had no choice but to bear it, until he couldn't bear it any longer, so he had to reach out and scratch Qiao Ming's body twice as a question.

Junior Brother Qiao calmly grasped Song Guanran's scratching hand in the water, and looked at Zhou Jin with a very calm and calm expression.He smiled, probably because of the angle and the steaming water vapor in the pool, so this smile is just a PS special effect addition, it looks so fairy-like, and people can't help but be convinced.As for Zhou Jin's question, Qiao Ming didn't answer directly, but asked with some doubts, "Is that so?"

With Qiao Ming's sincere appearance at the moment and his consistent performance in the past, it is really hard to think that he might be lying.Junior Brother Zhou was only puzzled for a moment, he had no interest in watching Junior Brother Qiao's naked body, and was anxious to catch Song Guan, so he didn't say much, and went in the direction Qiao Ming was pointing at.

Not long after Zhou Jin left, Qiao Ming pulled Song Guan, who was half-suffocated in the water, out of the water. The moonlight in the pool was stirred and shattered. As soon as Song Guan came out of the water, he grabbed the stones beside the pool. Panting heavily, he wiped the water from his face with his hand, and his eyes were loose: "I thought I was going to die..." I felt extremely depressed.Junior brother Zhou, you have already said that I am impotent, why don't you give up, why bother...

Song Guan really couldn't figure out why Junior Brother Zhou was so persistent, and after thinking about it, it was the unintentional "bitch" at the beginning.The more Song Guan thought about it, the more he regretted it. If he could go back to the scene at that time, he would tear his mouth open first, and then thought painfully, Junior Brother Zhou, how special your taste is...

It took a long time before he regained his composure, Song Guan climbed up to the shore as soon as his sanity was clear, thanked Qiao Ming, and prepared to wear his wet clothes, and then found a junior to make do with for the night.But at the end, I remembered that I met Junior Brother Qiao this time, and the plan of "caring for my son" that had been stranded for a long time came to my mind again. After thinking for a moment, Song Guan was not in a hurry to leave, so he simply sat in By the pool, while twisting his wet hair, he started talking and first expressed his apology for disturbing his bath.Qiao Ming smiled. He usually smiles too, but most of the smiles don't reach his eyes. Now his eyes are really stained with laughter. In fact, he has been in the water for a long time, so he is ready to go ashore now. .As he approached the shore, he heard a scream. "ah!--"

Song Guan was so frightened by the sudden scream that he almost rolled into the pool. Looking back in the direction of the sound, he saw a blue-clothed disciple covering his eyes five feet away, and said in horror, "I didn't see anything." I'm here! I won't say it!!!" Then without waiting for Song Guan to say anything, he ran away like a gust of wind.

damn...

Song Guan was in a mess.

What a familiar picture this is...

He seems to have met almost two times before?

Song Guan: "..."

Qiao Ming: "..."

Under the moonlight, a certain disciple who covered his eyes and ran away was crying silently in his heart while running for 100 years, oh!Eldest brother and senior brother Qiao are really too bold and unrestrained.Is it really okay to play by the hot spring?Bastard... TT When they did this kind of thing, did they consider other people's feelings!Do you have!Do you have!

Forget it, Senior Brother Zhou, now even Senior Brother Qiao... blah, blah, so tired, I feel like I'll never love again...

The problem of perspective is really killing people.

The truth of the matter is that when this little disciple appeared, Qiao Ming was about to go ashore. At that time, Song Guan was sitting by the pool, and Qiao Ming was right in front of him. So when he looked from the perspective of the little disciple, what he happened to see was him. The picture of senior brother Qiao lying between the legs of senior senior brother... senior brother's clothes are drenched to outline the waistline, and senior brother Qiao is buried naked between his legs... it's all like this, two people What else can I do?It really doesn't matter if you want to make people think or not.

If Song Guan was right in front of this junior brother at this moment, and he could know what this junior brother was thinking, he would definitely yell that he was wronged, hero, this is all a misunderstanding, hero, it is a pity that there is no such thing.

So at this moment, Song Guan by the pool is very confused. Seeing the junior brother running away, he has no idea what happened, but he can vaguely feel that he must have been tricked again this time, so he turned his head and asked Qiao Ming: "Now, what's the situation?"

Qiao Ming didn't know either. After thinking for a while, he revealed the truth: "Maybe he misunderstood something?"

Song Guan: "........."

He hates misunderstandings the most!The most annoying thing since time travel is misunderstanding!

He was misunderstood before and turned into a tragedy, okay!

Do you want to trick him again now!

Song Guan seemed to feel the deep malice of the system, and suddenly felt very tight and painful. When he thought of the appearance of that junior brother covering his face and running out, he couldn't help thinking, what terrible things did that junior brother make up in his brain? would be so groggy.Tomorrow there will probably be another strange story circulating in the teacher's school. Song Guan's heart is bleeding. He doesn't want to be the protagonist of gossip news at all, especially this kind of gossip news!

When Qiao Ming went ashore, Song Guan was still silently grieving, but when Junior Brother Qiao passed by him, Song Guan glanced subconsciously, and saw the red mark on the other's thigh.I was taken aback for a moment.The red mark imprinted on the fair skin was very eye-catching, Song Guan's first reaction was, why did the junior brother scratch himself so hard when he tickled himself, it was so itchy to be able to do it, this cruel hand scratched him like this... Then Thinking again, it's not right, the paw prints are facing the wrong direction... Damn, could it be that the man of the junior brother is appearing now?Song Guan was taken aback, didn't that mean that the plot line was about to start, he wasn't ready yet!

When Song Guan was shocked, Qiao Ming had already put on his clothes in a leisurely manner and tied his belt. Junior Brother Qiao looked at Song Guan, and there was a wisp of wet hair sticking to his cheek, which weakened without knowing it. During the day, the awe-inspiring aura of "not to be played with" like a lotus flower is much more approachable.

Qiao Ming said seriously: "Brother, you are so wet that you are easy to catch cold."

Song Guan was still thinking about something, holding his pitch-black hair, he replied casually, "Well, don't worry, I didn't...Ah Choo!"

Song Guan: "..."

wipe……

Qiao Ming looked at Song Guan's embarrassing and speechless appearance and couldn't help laughing. His black eyes were bright with a smile. I don't know if it was because of the water vapor around the hot spring that his black eyes looked very strange at the moment. It's a little steamy.

Picking up the cloak he had put on the stone aside, Qiao Ming handed it to Song Guan: "Brother, if you don't mind, you can put it on first."

In the end, he turned his head slightly, as if thinking of something, and said to Song Guan very seriously: "Brother, next time you scratch someone, it would be great if you can control your strength a little bit." After a pause, he added, with a little smile in his voice, "Of course, it is also very important to see the position clearly before making a move."

Song Guan: “………………………”

Ok, so embarrassing...

It turns out that the red mark on the base of the leg was accidentally scratched out by him at the bottom of the water...

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