Cannon fodder "attack" development system

I really can't rest in peace!

The whole process of dying is very painful.

Not to mention that after Song Guan was cut, he didn't die all at once, but struggled half-dead and bleeding for a while, so this pain was not ordinary pain.Although his survival time before death was short, this short time really fully reflected the meaning of "concentration is the essence"-death is something that people can't accept no matter how many times they have experienced it.As for Song Guan, who died in great pain, at the time of his death, he really felt that it was very reasonable and necessary for such ghosts to exist in this world.

Because the death was too painful, Song Guan thought very sincerely that after death, ghosts would definitely crawl into the dreams of the brothers surnamed Tang——the mother turned into a ghost and fed each of you a bucket of flying!You scumbags who endanger society! ! !

... Well, Little Seventh Master, he was being blamed.

There are double images in front of my eyes, and my body seems to lose weight in the pain.I don't know if it was because the pain was so painful that other functions of the body could not improve. When Song Guan died, his eyes were always open.This just happened to fulfill what he himself said before - he really can't die.Even due to the pain of death, Song Guan's eyes were so dilated that the corners of the eyes were cracked.

In the dizziness brought about by death, those familiar milky white mist that suddenly appeared each time accompanied by almost unbearable pain once again appeared in Song Guan's darkened place because of his death. In Yiming's sight, it exploded lightly.

In just an instant, like a jumping TV screen, Song Guan returned to the familiar system space again.A thin mist like a layer of veil spread all over the sight.At the same time, what sounded in Song Guan's mind was the eternally cold mechanical sound.After each death overwhelm, after each week ends.

——[Task progress tracking and follow-up completed. 】

——[The task progress bar has been successfully updated, and the current player's progress bar reads 1/10]

——[Congratulations to the player for successfully completing the fourth mission. 】

Uh……? !

Song Guan, who was still struggling with the feeling left over from the previous tragic death, suddenly couldn't react when he heard this, and stayed there when he heard an extremely excited voice from far and near, screaming He yelled "Song Guan", and then he was knocked down to the ground by a heavy object with a "snap", which made him almost spurt three meters away with a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood.

Damn, the impact force, your kidneys will be crushed by you, okay?

Song Guan, who was thrown blood on his face, turned his face to see Mr. Egg, who was pressing on him, with an extremely rippling "(≧▽≦)/" face, chirping endlessly: "Ah Ahhh! Song Guan! Song Guan! You actually completed the task!!!! You actually completed it! God, I feel like I am dreaming! Quick! Hit me and tell me it’s not a dream!”

Mr. Egg is too excited, it is very restless when it is pressed on people, it is like a giant rolling machine rolling around excitedly, completely unaware that Song Guan who is under him has been crushed by it so much that he is almost speechless Foamed.It's so exciting.Mr. Egg, who looks like an egg, usually rolls when he gets excited. Now that he is so excited, he has habitually followed his usual behavior of expressing his surging emotions. He has never thought that his actions have caused What a dreadful catastrophe—

——Although Mr. Egg is described as an egg, it is not a small egg that can be held in the palm of your hand!It grows so big!If chicks can be hatched, they must be stronger than cows, okay?So when such a huge egg rolls on a person, the effect can be described by the word crushing, it is really stress-free, okay?

And it's getting fat!Song Guan is sure that this is definitely not his illusion. He thought he had fought with Mr. Egg before, and was run over by Mr. Egg, but the number of Mr. Egg before is completely incomparable with the current attack power, okay? !This is what it takes to be fat to regain weight like this!

……

So when Song Guan struggled to get out from under Dandanjun's body, his complexion was not very good. Coupled with the terrible psychological shadow caused by the experience of being dismembered before, Song Guan pushed Dandanjun away and slapped him with one hand. Supporting his knees and covering his mouth with one hand, he couldn't hold it back, and vomited with a "vomit".

Mr. Egg: "=口=!"

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan vomited, and the one he vomited made the sky dark.Both himself and Mr. Egg were stunned by this situation.Even Song Guan had the illusion that if he continued to vomit like this, he would probably be able to vomit out all his internal organs.In the end, when Song Guan vomited, his legs were limp. If it weren't for Mr. Dan Dan who let him lean on and support him, he would probably be able to lie on the ground.

So Song Guan, who had come back from a sudden death and originally planned to have a good "talk ♂♀" with Dandanjun about life, now leaned against Dandanjun so weakly, he really didn't even want to move his fingers.

Mr. Egg, who was frightened by this series of incidents, stood dumbfounded, as if the eggshell was a little whiter from the fright.It was not until a long time later that Mr. Egg, who had been standing still, trembled slightly. It seemed that he wanted to turn around, and his voice trembled a little unsteadily: "Song, Song Guan..."

"Let me lean on for a while," Song Guan closed his eyes, speaking in a weak tone, "I still feel a little dizzy."

Hearing Song Guan's words, Mr. Dandan immediately stopped moving.One person and one egg just leaned against each other, and no one spoke.All the excited emotions have receded like the tide, and those excited emotions caused by completing the task for the first time are all gone. Mr. Egg feels a little sad. In the silence, only the thin white mist in the air gathered and dispersed over and over again.

After a long time, Song Guan leaned on Mr. Egg and opened his mouth quietly: "What happened to Tang and Sui later? The plot was going well, but he interrupted him so much that I don't know what happened. You tell me explain?"

Egg Junmu was in a daze and couldn't react.

It felt that it was reasonable for Song Guan to beat it angrily, or scold it. It never thought that Song Guan didn't do anything, but just asked what happened to Zhoumu.It suddenly felt flustered, its whole body trembling inexplicably, and it didn't know what it was afraid of.

At this moment, Song Guan was leaning against Mr. Egg, so he naturally felt the trembling and vibration of Mr. Egg. He died miserably before, and then vomited to death. The resentment of the tragic death was all gone after such a toss.Just thinking about the completion of this week's mission, I can't help but think of the brothers of the Tang family, and then think of the brother who is a cannon fodder. When I came out, I had to talk to Mr. Egg to distract my attention, but Mr. Egg was shaking like something at the moment, Song Guan turned his head back and asked Mr. Egg: "What are you doing?"

Mr. Egg was silent for a while, and Song Guan said again: "Stop shaking, if you keep shaking, I thought I was relying on a giant vibrating massage stick, and it felt so disgusting."

Mr. Egg: "..."

"You, what are you talking about!!!" Dandanjun felt that he had been insulted like never before, and his body trembled even more, but it was different from before, this time he was angry.

Song Guan pressed his hand on it: "Hey, if you have something to say, don't shake it, don't shake it, why are you shaking more and more. There are still 1 and 2 levels of intensity? That's right, what am I talking about? Well, with your physique, it really can’t be called a massage stick, it should be something like a vibrator.”

Mr. Dandan was so angry that he was about to pass out, and he turned around and jumped up to fight Song Guanqian without hesitation.But at any rate, it still has reason. It is not like Song Guan who has given up treatment now. It endured tremblingly, telling itself that Song Guan is not in the right state now, and it needs to be considerate of the other party, so it reluctantly forgives him Uncertain words, who made it an egg belly can pull a boat... Hey, hey, why does he use an egg to describe himself, it is not an egg at all, it’s all Song Guan’s fault, he always calls it an egg. To feel like an egg...

After some thought work, Mr. Eggy said aggrievedly: "F-Follow you, as long as you are happy."

Song Guan was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't know what to think of, so he slapped his legs and laughed wildly, and he laughed so hard that it was completely exaggerated.

Looking at Song Guan's appearance, Mr. Dandan felt inexplicably more wronged in his heart, even with the small expression on his face, he looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been bullied.It sighed and said to Song Guan: "What's so funny about this?" Taking a casual glance, he saw that there was a little water on Song Guan's face, and he looked like he was crying with laughter.Dandanjun's heart skipped a beat, and the feeling of uneasiness before surfaced even more clearly, but he couldn't say anything.

Song Guan laughed enough, and said: "I don't know what's funny, I just want to laugh." Stretching out his hand to wipe the corner of his eyes, he glanced at his fingertips, and described it very objectively: "Ah, I actually laughed out loud." I’m in tears.” Because he laughed too much before, Song Guan almost rolled to the ground and knocked down, now he wanted to sit upright after laughing, he straightened up with his hands on the ground, but collapsed back within two seconds, Song Guan held his hands Stomach, he simply lay down, he said, "No, I laughed too much just now, my stomach hurts."

Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan with a frightened look, and he didn't dare to move or speak.

Song Guan lay on the ground, curled up slowly, he slowed down for a long time, and finally recovered.Standing up halfway on his elbows, Song Guan kicked Mr. Egg with his toes: "Why don't you talk? You haven't told me what happened to Tang and Sui. You really don't want to explain it?"

Mr. Egg was still in a daze. After being kicked by Song Guan like this, the egg swayed. After a while, it whispered: "That, that is all because of 'Hui Yan'..."

Song Guan was startled: "'Hui Yan'???"

"Painted face" is a system reward that Song Guan received in the fourth round, but despite this, he did not receive any specific introduction or usage tips for this reward, and he didn't even know that this thing was released this week. Did the project work?Song Guan had a few guesses about "Hui Yan" before, and spent a lot of time trying, but he just couldn't figure out what this "Hui Yan" was.If Mr. Egg didn't talk about it like this now, he must think that this thing never appeared at all.However, Mr. Dandan told him that there will be deviations in this week's play because of this "Huiyan". Song Guan raised his eyes to Mr. Dandan: "What is this 'Huiyan'? Can you explain it?"

Mr. Egg obviously paused, and then said: "Uh...it's an artifact that can make people look better."

Song Guan: "........."

Song Guan felt that he might have heard it wrong, so he asked again: "Better looking?"

Mr. Egg Nodded silently, for Song Guan's randomly obtained "painting face" reward, it feels that it is really an artifact that is difficult to evaluate: "Yes, it will make people look better, and the longer time passes, the more beautiful it will become. nice."

Song Guan couldn't believe it: "...just look better?"

Mr. Egg choked for a moment, and replied, "That's right, there is no other function except to look good."

Song Guan: "........."

Song Guan finally knew what Xiao Qiye meant when he said "You look good" to him before.But what is the use of this function for him?It was what he imagined before when he didn't know what the function of "painting face" was. The functions of "magic brush Ma Liang" and "make-up technique" were ten thousand times more useful than this stupid thing of becoming good-looking.This kind of tasteless thing can also be called a magic weapon, which is really incredible.

Mr. Dandan said in a low voice: "Originally, this project could have ended earlier. But because of the existence of this artifact, it was delayed. Tang and Sui, I like Xiao Qiye. That Xiao Qiye...had a long time when he was young. You have to stand out. Although Xiao Qiye is good-looking when he grows up, it is different from the way he was good-looking when he was a child. Sometimes, people's nerves will be accidentally touched at a special point. Your first The condition of the shell in the four-week eye was pretty good, but after a period of 'painting', the effect of the artifact was added, and the appearance of the shell was too outstanding. Tang Sui thinks you Looks good, reminds him of the little Qiye when he was a child. So for the first time, when you were supposed to be killed by him in the plot outline, he didn't have the heart to do it, instead he locked you up and kept you, if it wasn't for the little Qiye who brought you I ran away with you, which made him very angry, probably he wants to keep you like this all the time."

Song Guan didn't know how to evaluate it for a while.

It's really... a wonderful unfolding of God.

And he has a better understanding of "Hui Yan".

In addition to the tasteless effect, "Huiyan" may sometimes have accidents, unintentionally destroying the function of the plot like a shit stick.

Song Guan: "It shouldn't be like this. When Tang and Sui plucked my beard..." At this point, he inevitably thought of his own beard being plucked, and he couldn't help touching his clean chin at the moment.

The feeling of being forcibly pulled out of the beard can be summed up in one word, which is "pain".Anyone who has been pulled out once, not to mention unforgettable for a lifetime, will definitely have a fresh memory of it within that year.Song Guan really didn't want to recall that painful feeling. He said: "It stands to reason that if a person's body hair is pulled out, the skin that is pulled out will definitely be swollen, right? I was pulled out at that time, and the whole face should be They are all swollen into bloody steamed buns, so you can tell if a person looks good? Are you kidding me?"

Mr. Egg was silent for a while after hearing the words: "After all, the classification of 'Hui Yan' is still a divine tool, so pulling out a beard has its own function of reducing swelling and stopping bleeding. As a divine tool, "Hui Yan" can still be done easily. Oh, it's here."

Song Guan: "..."

What kind of cheating existence is this.

Song Guan suddenly realized at this moment that the word "artifact" is probably modified here-when "Huiyan" unfortunately becomes a plot spoiler, at this time, it is not a plot spoiler in the general sense It's a stick, but an artifact-level plot-stirring stick.

Thinking about the possibility of encountering situations similar to this incident in the future, it was really difficult for Song Guan to put on any good expressions.He asked Mr. Egg: "Then can I not have this reward?"

Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan, and replied with a bitter expression of drinking too much Huanglian oral liquid: "Although, I also want to help you take it off, but...it's not possible."

Song Guanwen was silent for a while, he let out a long sigh, and lay down on the ground straight into a "big" character: "I know this system is very rogue, but I didn't expect it to be such a mandatory rogue, let me be quiet, I have mixed feelings right now."

Mr. Dandan coughed, and said, "Well, 'Huiyan' has only just been used, and its specific uses and effects have not yet been brought into play. Don't be completely disappointed with it at the beginning. You can do more research, after all. Its failure to use it in this week does not explain the whole problem. If you make good use of 'Painting Face', there are still many unexpected good effects..."

Song Guan raised his eyes. When he looked up at people from this angle, people would always feel a subtle playfulness: "...for example?"

Mr. Egg got stuck at the question, hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "For example, when you go grocery shopping, you are more handsome, maybe the grocery shopping aunt will give you more food?"

Song Guan: "........."

"...you respect yourself." Song Guan felt that he would not be able to look directly at Mr. Egg.

Mr. Egg was wronged: "I'm just making an analogy." Then it continued, "'Hui Yan' is a system reward, it will be bound for ten weeks, if you want to release it, you must go through another ten After Zhoumu, that is, it will follow you to No.13 Zhoumu... In fact, it is not too bad. Sometimes you encounter tasks like scum cannon fodder, such as dealing with little cheating hearts or something , look better, the chance of success will be higher, right?"

"..." Song Guan didn't know what to say at all, he could only use ellipses.

Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan's face, and said: "Also, don't be afraid. You vomited just now, probably because death brought you too much mental burden. In fact, I have applied for 'death' with the main god before. "Pain Sensation Off" is given to you as an additional skill, but because you and I are not high enough to apply for it, so I haven't been able to apply for it. But this time - I think I can probably apply for it, and the success rate is [-]%. There is this item in , when you die in the future, all the pain-sensing nerves will be closed, so you don’t have to be afraid anymore—”

After a pause, Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan, and slowly put on a flattering smile, and said, "Also, I haven't congratulated you yet—congratulations on completing the fourth week's task."

Song Guan didn't expect Mr. Egg to say this, so a surprised expression appeared on his face for a short while, and he said, "Thank you."

——The tone of voice is a little flat.

——Because he didn't think this was worthy of special congratulations, but if someone said "Congratulations" to him, at least it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Until Song Guan was transported away, Mr. Egg still felt a little scared.When it saw Song Guantu, its heart almost stopped beating.As a part of the main god space, what exists here is the imaginary materialized state of the spiritual body.And all the materialized behavior patterns of the spiritual body are, in the final analysis, a reflection of the state of the mental body. If there is any abnormal situation, it will be very fatal.

If everything is fine for a spiritual body, it is naturally impossible to vomit.The last time it saw a player led by a leader have a total mental breakdown after vomiting, or was it later that the Lord God formatted that mental body to prevent a worse situation from happening, otherwise, the mental body The body should disintegrate and dissipate.

After formatting the mental body, all memory will be cleared.In the eyes of Mr. Egg, this is not much different from being obliterated.It always feels that past experiences and memories are an important part of a complete personality.If the memory is cleared, then the "person" that once existed is equivalent to disappearing.

That's why it was completely frightened when it saw Song Guan vomit.Although Song Guan is sometimes very fierce, always running around the plot, always getting into trouble with the protagonist, and often "forced to attack"... But, if Song Guan dies, he thinks he will be very sad... ... But fortunately, Song Guan's situation is not the worst.

Mr. Egg let out a long breath.

The world that Song Guan has to experience in each week is not determined by random selection.

The space system will randomly select about ten small worlds for Mr. Egg to choose, and Mr. Egg will choose the one he wants most from the ten worlds.When making selections in the fourth week of this time, Mr. Egg found that it was very unfortunate, and the random ones were all bloody and terrible worlds——

For example, there is a world where "Song Guan" is the experimental subject, and the internal organs are parasitized by various small insects, and finally the abdominal cavity is emptied by moths, and then a light poke, the belly is broken open, and the insects all over the place... …

For another example, as an alien mother body, the daughter body is eaten separately, but the daughter body is not finished in one bite, but slowly tortures the mother body, because the mother body has a strong healing and regeneration ability, so it is regarded as a kind of infinite possibility. Like recycled ingredients, they are kept in captivity and shared...

With such a ferocious development as the control group, in the fourth episode selected by Mr. Egg for Song Guan, whether it is the original outline of the death method, or the new method of death accidentally developed by Song Guan later, the impact of those control groups is on the horizon. Before, in comparison, it seems not so easy to suffer.

But Song Guan still couldn't accept it.

Mr. Egg really wants to look up to the sky and sigh, it's really hard to make cannon fodder!

It’s all tears, “cannon fodder” is not so good, and “cannon fodder attack” is not so good. Mr. Egg is really afraid that there will be another story that makes people unable to hold, and then Song Guan will be played badly up.It has nothing else to pray for now, it just hopes that the plot of the next episode will be a little more peaceful, and it can give Song Guan some time to calm down.Of course, the most important thing is that the "Death Pain Sensation Off" thing can be successfully applied for as soon as possible. It hopes to use it for Song Guan as soon as possible, so that Song Guan will not experience a painful death every week.

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

【five……】

【Four……】

【three……】

【two……】

【one……】

Along with the system notification sound that the plot of the next episode is about to start, Song Guan, who was deeply missed by Mr. Egg, successfully entered the fifth episode.

This time, the place where Song Guan took over the new shell was in the bathroom.Naturally, the action verb that the shell was performing at that time was, "squatting on the toilet"——

That's right, the original owner ascended to heaven after squatting halfway on the toilet, and he was still constipated.

Song Guan said in an instant: "..."

Kind of disgusting.

With a black line on his face, he continued to squat in the toilet where the original owner squatted halfway. Song Guan, who had encountered such a huge "surprise" at the beginning of this week's episode, obviously did not expect that there was not only one "surprise".When he got up to wash his hands after going to the toilet, what he saw was a half-length mirror that was tightly pasted with newspapers on the wall of the sink.

The newspapers on the half-length mirror were not neatly pasted, and the piece of newspaper in the lower right corner had a very obvious crack.

Song looked at the slit in the newspaper and frowned. His hand seemed to be conscious, and he directly pulled it up, a tearing movement.

Among the various forms of life in this world, there is an attitude towards life called "accidentally being cheap".At the same time, there is an old saying in this floating world called "everything exists for its own reason".If this old saying is correct as a premise, then in the bathroom in front of you, there must be a reason for the half-length mirror to be pasted like this in the newspaper—whether the reason for this is to prevent dust or to protect the body. Anti-ghost.

But Song Guan tore open the torn newspaper, he tore it very casually, without even lifting his eyelids.The thin paper made a "hissing" sound in his hand, it was a very smooth and crisp sound.With this tearing, the mirror covered under the newspaper was naturally exposed, so in the brightly lit bathroom, Song Guan was unprepared, and saw his own ghostly image in the mirror——

It was a distorted face, not even human.

——All the facial features seem to have been shifted one by one, a deformed and pitted face.

Like a ruined stone sculpture, a portrait of a child scribbling.

— Mouth is not mouth, eyes are not eyes.

Even the nose is only half a pipe left.

Song Guan: "..."

Damn, I'm so scared!