Cannon fodder "attack" development system
Chapter 43 Chapter 3 Transition Chapter
Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan with an expression like a half-finished pickle, as if he had been beaten up more than a hundred times, which was very miserable.Mr. Egg has collapsed. What a wonderful development this is. In the space database of Lord God, none of the recorded cases have such a situation. Mr. Egg is almost in tears. , All the horses are running bald.
Is there such a thing?They are obviously the ones who are going to be cannon fodder, and they are obviously set up to be cannon fodder, but unexpectedly, they actually broke up a couple of original partners... This is not the first time, since Song Guan opened the first eye always like this.ancestors!Mr. Egg roared in his heart, are you going to cannon fodder to match others!It's a role to sacrifice!This is not a strategy game!What do you want when the plot is broken!Dismantled the original!It makes everyone feel unloved!From the perspective of those protagonists, they can be integrated to write storybooks called "Wrong ♂ Love", "Falling in Love with Someone You Shouldn't Love" and the like!
Is this plausible!
Originally, Mr. Egg thought that such a thing was enough for it to vomit blood.As a result, your sister, Song Guan, he broke up the protagonist Gong Shou this time again, Nima was actually pushed down by the protagonist Shou, pushed down! ! ! !Accepted by the protagonist!Your setting is cannon fodder attack!Attack! ! ! !
Ever since he found out about this, Mr. Dandan felt that the whole egg was not very good. The more he thought about it, the more indignant he became, with tears of sorrow in his eyes. I really want to spray Song Guan with salt soda, what kind of strange event is this!However, the bitterness in this belly did not have to be poured out, even to Song Guan himself, there was nothing to say, because when the detailed process of Song Guan's round was in the hands of Mr. Egg, Mr. Egg took the thing from the beginning. After looking at it carefully at the end, what I found was the truth that made me want to cry even more.
In this episode, Song Guan really followed the outline of the plot, and basically completed it step by step.It’s all like this, and the direction of the plot can be completely distorted into a completely unrecognizable appearance. Mr. Egg is really crying to death, and he can unknowingly squeeze out the protagonist Gong. Oh my god, this matches the protagonist’s sexuality It's too high, and it can be called a man who "beyond the original", but there is an egg, this is not a strategy for the protagonist.The important thing is repeated three times. This is the relevant part of the cannon fodder attack, cannon fodder attack, and cannon fodder attack system.
Now in this white misty space, one person and one egg are speechless when looking at each other, and their faces are also not very good-looking, but Mr. Dandan's face is like a newly formed persimmon, while Song Guan's is like a person who has been shot to death. persimmons, and "rotten persimmons" have a bit of evil spirit on them.There was a faint murderous look on Song Guan's face, and Mr. Dandan couldn't say anything for a while, and finally it shook its body aggrieved, Song Guan sat on the ground, and it rubbed against each other, and then the two Just sitting there in silence, no one spoke.
Song Guan really couldn't be blamed for what happened this time.After sitting quietly for a long time, Mr. Egg finally calmed down. It silently analyzed everything and came to a conclusion. In fact, speaking of it, the main mistake in this time was probably on it. The script is not good.
It was thinking in frustration, even though Lord God had given it some hints about the purpose of this week, it still messed things up by itself.Earlier, Lord Lord God had told it that in the world episodes available for it to choose this time, the main characters in them would look the same as the protagonist chapter of the previous episode due to the system selection error. Very similar.After saying this, Lord Lord God also reminded it that this is the entry point to choose the world of the next week, and let it study Song Guan himself in order to make the best choice.
It received these reminders happily at the time, and then chose the current week's story with confidence. It thought it would win, but it was swollen by reality.Mr. Egg felt that the whole world was dark, and he felt that he really failed the Lord God's expectations.After becoming the guide of Song Guan, Mr. Egg found that he had a deeper understanding of the word "the world is unpredictable". It is something that cannot be calculated by oneself.
It would be a lie to say that it is not sad, but this is the Lord God's test of himself, if everything is simple and extremely easy, then there is no need for himself.Mr. Egg thought this way, and shook the body of the egg, as if it could shake off the depressed mood, it secretly cheered itself up, thinking in its heart that it must become an existence that can provide help to the Lord God, and now everything is in order It’s still in its infancy, so I can’t be discouraged. If I fall down, I have to keep getting up… Mr. Eggy just thinks about Lord God, and then feels that his life is full of hope, and he feels that he has strength again. Coming out of the emotional shadow of depression, I am full of energy now.
Because he regained his strength, Mr. Egg naturally turned his attention to Song Guan, because after all, Song Guan was the center of all the things he had to do.It's just that when it had such thoughts to consider Song Guan's own feelings, Egg-jun slightly lowered his head to look at Song Guan. From his sideways gaze at this moment, he saw Song Guan's expression was completely gloomy.
Mom...
It, it can still understand Song Guan's current mood.After all, this kind of exploding... chrysanthemum, and being played with all kinds of strange things, for a straight man, it is indeed... a very, very, very bad experience.Mr. Egg actually thinks that Song Guan is very pitiful and unlucky. To Song Guan, he entered this system out of nowhere, and then started the cannon fodder attack mission in a daze. As a result, this week's play was again "undescribable" by someone...
Mr. Egg wanted to comfort Song Guan, but he didn't know how to comfort him.I always feel that it is not good to just mention this matter, and it is wrong to say anything.Of course, let alone those words similar to "Brother, chastity is really not a big deal for a man". Although it doesn't know much, it also knows that this is even more unavoidable.It felt that if it really had the guts to bring it up to you... Glancing at the hostility on Song Guan's body, Mr. Egg thought silently, probably, Song Guan would fight it desperately.So, it's better not to touch this mold...
Maybe Song Guan should be given some space to be quiet.
So the two just sat there in silence, neither of them spoke.When Mr. Eggy first met Song Guan, his emotions were particularly agitated and unstable. It was because when he got the ending of the third week's goal, it unfolded too bizarrely, just like a slap that was caught off guard. In its face, it was beaten a little dazed.It’s too cheating, Mr. Dandan wants to cry but has no tears, but he thinks of a song, "Life is unsatisfactory in this world, it is better to hang the southeast branch yourself. I am born to be useful, and all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches"... It kinda wants to hang a southeast branch Bye.But after seeing Song Guan, the person's emotions were like a basin of cold water, and it gradually calmed down after being poured.No one wants things to turn out this way.
Seeing that Song Guan didn't speak, the egg continued to remain silent without making a sound, and in this silence, it remembered the emotions it glimpsed when it came into contact with Song Guan's memory.It also doesn't know what to say about this purpose.This kind of development is really...
Song Guan, who had been silent for an unknown amount of time and remained in the same posture, finally changed his movements a little after a long time.This space is always filled with white mist, as misty as a boundless wilderness, only those unknown white mist are floating in the air.The division and passage of time are so blurred in this area that people seem to be unable to perceive it. Maybe the timeline of this space is static in the first place——Song Guan just thinks about some messy things in this way. He let out a long breath, as if he wanted to let out all the depressed emotions in his chest. He straightened his legs as if he was bored, and finally spoke, asking Mr. Egg: "Song Qianhe Zhang You," he paused before continuing, "how could they both look the same?"
After saying this, Song Guan seemed to frowned a little irritably, he raised his hand and pulled his hair back indiscriminately, so his hair was messed up.
"Uh, what are you talking about," Mr. Egg said, organized his words, turned his body around a bit, looked at Song Guan who was sitting on the ground, and tilted his body slightly, Mr. Egg slowed down his tone Tone, facing Song Guan, it probably didn't realize it. Now it talks to Song Guan, it can't help but use a gentle and slow way of speaking, as if it is afraid that its loud voice will scare people away Generally speaking, Mr. Egg said, "Actually, this is just an ordinary face bump." It said softly, "There is no special meaning. After all, there are so many separated worlds, and sometimes this kind of face bumping occurs... It looked at the change of expression on Song Guan's face, and concluded, "It's not a particularly strange thing."
Mr. Eggman sighed quietly in his heart when he said this. Speaking of which, at the beginning of this week's episode, Song Guan's task of bullying Song Qian in small troubles, as far as it is concerned, was still very smooth. of.Leaving aside the completely collapsed ending, the development here is really as expected, not much different from what was imagined.The reason why Song Guan would be like this is somewhat related to the fact that Song Qian's appearance is similar to that of Xiao Zhang in Zhou Mu.Mr. Egg thinks, Song Guan probably subconsciously blames Xiaozhang, although from Xiaozhang's point of view, meeting Song Guan is a complete tragedy.Both of these two people have complicated feelings for each other, and they can't articulate a sentence or two.
And after getting the answer of "bumping into the face", Song Guan stopped talking and fell silent again, Mr. Egg could not help turning Egg to look at Song Guan.It was already very close to Song Guan. After thinking about it, Mr. Egg leaned closer, and the round egg body was pressed against Song Guan's arm. The cool and slippery touch made Song Guan look up at the egg. Jun glance.
Mr. Egg flinched at this glance, tightened the eggshell, and finally poured out the words that had been repeated in his heart several times before, but he hadn't dared to say: "Song Guan, you, Don't pay too much attention to it," because it didn't know what the consequences of what it said would cause, so it was a little nervous, so it stuttered and said, "Anyway, anyway, this is just a shell over there, in fact, That shell has nothing to do with you—"
Song Guan had no expression on his face at first, but when he heard a ball of anger explode in his heart here, he became annoyed for a moment, and without thinking a word, he rushed out like this: "What nonsense are you talking about, then I will Why don't you talk to Junior Brother Qiao—"
In the middle of the conversation, even he himself realized that something was wrong, so he immediately stopped and shut up.This matter should not be compared like this, there is no comparison at all, no matter which one he wants, but he didn't think about it just now, and followed what Mr. Eggy said. After finishing speaking, Song Guan's face became more and more unhappy It looks good.The change in Song Guan's face can be described as, in such a back-and-forth dialogue, it really turned blue in a blink of an eye.After he finished this gaffe, he simply shut his mouth and never spoke again.
Mr. Egg: "..."
It was so awkwardly silent.
Mr. Egg wanted to hit the wall with the body of the egg, he thought to himself, if he knew it earlier, he would not be so talkative.
But it had been silent for so long before, so this person could not stay for a long time, and the familiar red light of the teleportation array emerged from the ground again, bright and lively red, a little steaming and fresh The feeling of blood.And what sounded in Song Guan's mind at this moment was the system's stereotyped lines that seemed to be always the same, the cold voice, and a sense of routine that had been arranged long ago, which made Song Guan suddenly feel very tired.At this time, through the red light, a few steps away, like a little daughter-in-law of Mr. Egg, cautiously said to Song Guan: "Come on."
"..."
Song Guan is really not in the mood, and he doesn't have the energy to complain about Mr. Egg at the moment.
[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]
[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]
【five……】
【Four……】
【three……】
【two……】
【one……】
After the sound of the system reporting, a noisy voice gradually filled his ears.
Song Guan frowned.
Speaking of it, this feeling of being suddenly thrown into the turmoil of the sound in the original extreme silence is really uncomfortable.
He opened his eyes, and when he opened his eyes this time, he saw a lot of people, so many people were crowded in this room, it seemed that the space in front of him was extremely crowded and narrow, and these people were dressed in strange clothes, they didn't look like... they didn't seem like good people.Song Guan noticed that he was lying on a recliner, the surrounding voices became quieter after he opened his eyes, and then those people turned their eyes to him one after another.
Song Guan: "..."
"Boss!" Someone in the crowd yelled this sentence, at this moment, the door was knocked open, and the windy man who appeared at the door was very excited Shouted: "Boss, Boss! That guy surnamed Tang has been washed and sent to your bed! Just wait for the boss to go and fuck him to death now! Aw! Fuck him into a ball! Fuck that kid until his relatives don't recognize him! Fuck him until he's gutted! Eliminate harm for the people!"
There were countless applause here, and these strangely dressed men applauded vigorously, creating a scene of thunderous applause in this space.
Song Guan: "..."
【Little Brother A's Mysterious Diary】
Today, the sky is not blue, the wind is strong, the sun smiles at me, and the birds call to me.Touching my own face, I couldn't help sighing that time flies, time waits for no one, and n more time passes in a blink of an eye.Of course, these are not important points. What I want to record today is a big event!That's right, we captured that young master Tang Song of the rival Tang family!
I have to say that this is something worth celebrating. We have been fighting with the Tang family for many years, and everyone is very excited to successfully capture Xiao Qiye from the rival family this time.However, unlike the embarrassing and agitated appearance of others, our boss looked very calm and calm on the recliner with his legs crossed and his eyes closed.I kept watching from the side, and couldn't help sighing, this appearance and this movement are really suitable for the boss, the boss is already a very rough guy, because of this movement, the boss looks even more manly.I couldn't help thinking in my heart, what a manly man, there is probably no man in this world who is more masculine than the boss, it is really the image of a man that all men yearn for and desire to be.
I suddenly realized the meaning of what the team leader of our group said to us every night.What the team leader said at that time is still unforgettable to me. The team leader is right. The boss has a kind of masculinity that has been passed down from his ancestors in ancient times. This kind of spirit is very rare in today's society. As mortals like me, even if we secretly practice every day, we probably won't be able to imitate one ten-thousandth of the masculinity of the boss in this life.
Every time I see the masculine figure of the boss, I feel a deep sense of inferiority, and feel that under the light of the boss, I am really inferior to a weak chicken.It can be said that the image of the tough guy of the boss is something that I have never dared to dream about in my whole life, but I have longed for it.
I'm ashamed to say that we caught Tang Song of the Tang family on this day, and I was too excited to get carried away for a while. Afterwards, every time I recall my twittering appearance at that time, I also feel deeply ashamed.But at that time, we didn't realize our mistake.But the boss didn't blame us much in front of us fools, he just sat quietly with his eyes closed in such a calm and manly manner, only when we were ashamed to the extreme, the boss said nothing. He opened his eyes and gave us a cold look.
I can still clearly recall the scene at that time, and every time I think about it, I tremble with fear, ah, what kind of sharp gaze is this, people who have not seen it with their own eyes will never know the boss How sharp the eyes are, how rough the guy is, how manly he is, how aggressive he is.At that time, the boss looked over with a look, and I trembled in fright, not only me, but also the friends around me, the boss must not know, because of his one look, I almost scared us weak chickens to pee On the spot!
I'm sorry, I'm too emotional, let me take it easy.Thousands of words, at this moment when I pick up my pen, I froze because I wanted to say too much.After much deliberation, the truth is not as good as words.Regarding what happened that day, I bit my pen and pondered for a long time, and deleted a large paragraph of text in my heart. I just wanted to say that although I didn't directly kneel down in front of the boss at that time, it was all because I knew in my heart that I was trembling and trying my best to maintain my last remaining masculine dignity, and I didn't want such a glorious boss to see my soft-boned dissatisfaction, and stain the boss's eyes.But although I didn’t kneel down, I already knelt down in my heart, and each one of them burst into tears in my heart—this was all due to a kind of touch from the depths of my soul, people who have never experienced it, Never can understand - ah!today!Our boss!It still is!Such a rough guy!
——This diary was written on [June 6]
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Voice-over note: The younger brother "A" is the one with the highest cultural literacy among the many younger brothers. Every time he boasted that his boss is full of manliness, he would boast that there is nothing in the sky and earth. The words are exaggerated and completely untrue, which is very deceptive.One major feature is that the characters in his written descriptions are generally very mentally handicapped. No matter men, women, young or old, they will be awed by the boss's domineering aura, and they will kneel down and lick the soles of his boss's feet every minute.
Because what he wrote was too shameless and shameless, so he won the heart of his boss.It is precisely because of this kind of shameless behavior that in a short period of time, little brother A has been promoted again and again. From an unknown little guy to a high-ranking member of the gang, it is also a very exciting thing. something unheard of.
Little brother A's legendary experience has envied others and inspired many people. His diary will be used as a model and recited to newcomers every time.From then on, many younger brothers in the gang went to collect protection fees during the day, and came back to hang their heads in the evening. They wanted to delve into the literary works of "Little Brother A" ♂♀♂, hoping to successfully emulate one or two, and then He also got the favor of the boss of their family, and since then embarked on the road of winning in life, becoming the second counterattack grassroots who envied others.
Is there such a thing?They are obviously the ones who are going to be cannon fodder, and they are obviously set up to be cannon fodder, but unexpectedly, they actually broke up a couple of original partners... This is not the first time, since Song Guan opened the first eye always like this.ancestors!Mr. Egg roared in his heart, are you going to cannon fodder to match others!It's a role to sacrifice!This is not a strategy game!What do you want when the plot is broken!Dismantled the original!It makes everyone feel unloved!From the perspective of those protagonists, they can be integrated to write storybooks called "Wrong ♂ Love", "Falling in Love with Someone You Shouldn't Love" and the like!
Is this plausible!
Originally, Mr. Egg thought that such a thing was enough for it to vomit blood.As a result, your sister, Song Guan, he broke up the protagonist Gong Shou this time again, Nima was actually pushed down by the protagonist Shou, pushed down! ! ! !Accepted by the protagonist!Your setting is cannon fodder attack!Attack! ! ! !
Ever since he found out about this, Mr. Dandan felt that the whole egg was not very good. The more he thought about it, the more indignant he became, with tears of sorrow in his eyes. I really want to spray Song Guan with salt soda, what kind of strange event is this!However, the bitterness in this belly did not have to be poured out, even to Song Guan himself, there was nothing to say, because when the detailed process of Song Guan's round was in the hands of Mr. Egg, Mr. Egg took the thing from the beginning. After looking at it carefully at the end, what I found was the truth that made me want to cry even more.
In this episode, Song Guan really followed the outline of the plot, and basically completed it step by step.It’s all like this, and the direction of the plot can be completely distorted into a completely unrecognizable appearance. Mr. Egg is really crying to death, and he can unknowingly squeeze out the protagonist Gong. Oh my god, this matches the protagonist’s sexuality It's too high, and it can be called a man who "beyond the original", but there is an egg, this is not a strategy for the protagonist.The important thing is repeated three times. This is the relevant part of the cannon fodder attack, cannon fodder attack, and cannon fodder attack system.
Now in this white misty space, one person and one egg are speechless when looking at each other, and their faces are also not very good-looking, but Mr. Dandan's face is like a newly formed persimmon, while Song Guan's is like a person who has been shot to death. persimmons, and "rotten persimmons" have a bit of evil spirit on them.There was a faint murderous look on Song Guan's face, and Mr. Dandan couldn't say anything for a while, and finally it shook its body aggrieved, Song Guan sat on the ground, and it rubbed against each other, and then the two Just sitting there in silence, no one spoke.
Song Guan really couldn't be blamed for what happened this time.After sitting quietly for a long time, Mr. Egg finally calmed down. It silently analyzed everything and came to a conclusion. In fact, speaking of it, the main mistake in this time was probably on it. The script is not good.
It was thinking in frustration, even though Lord God had given it some hints about the purpose of this week, it still messed things up by itself.Earlier, Lord Lord God had told it that in the world episodes available for it to choose this time, the main characters in them would look the same as the protagonist chapter of the previous episode due to the system selection error. Very similar.After saying this, Lord Lord God also reminded it that this is the entry point to choose the world of the next week, and let it study Song Guan himself in order to make the best choice.
It received these reminders happily at the time, and then chose the current week's story with confidence. It thought it would win, but it was swollen by reality.Mr. Egg felt that the whole world was dark, and he felt that he really failed the Lord God's expectations.After becoming the guide of Song Guan, Mr. Egg found that he had a deeper understanding of the word "the world is unpredictable". It is something that cannot be calculated by oneself.
It would be a lie to say that it is not sad, but this is the Lord God's test of himself, if everything is simple and extremely easy, then there is no need for himself.Mr. Egg thought this way, and shook the body of the egg, as if it could shake off the depressed mood, it secretly cheered itself up, thinking in its heart that it must become an existence that can provide help to the Lord God, and now everything is in order It’s still in its infancy, so I can’t be discouraged. If I fall down, I have to keep getting up… Mr. Eggy just thinks about Lord God, and then feels that his life is full of hope, and he feels that he has strength again. Coming out of the emotional shadow of depression, I am full of energy now.
Because he regained his strength, Mr. Egg naturally turned his attention to Song Guan, because after all, Song Guan was the center of all the things he had to do.It's just that when it had such thoughts to consider Song Guan's own feelings, Egg-jun slightly lowered his head to look at Song Guan. From his sideways gaze at this moment, he saw Song Guan's expression was completely gloomy.
Mom...
It, it can still understand Song Guan's current mood.After all, this kind of exploding... chrysanthemum, and being played with all kinds of strange things, for a straight man, it is indeed... a very, very, very bad experience.Mr. Egg actually thinks that Song Guan is very pitiful and unlucky. To Song Guan, he entered this system out of nowhere, and then started the cannon fodder attack mission in a daze. As a result, this week's play was again "undescribable" by someone...
Mr. Egg wanted to comfort Song Guan, but he didn't know how to comfort him.I always feel that it is not good to just mention this matter, and it is wrong to say anything.Of course, let alone those words similar to "Brother, chastity is really not a big deal for a man". Although it doesn't know much, it also knows that this is even more unavoidable.It felt that if it really had the guts to bring it up to you... Glancing at the hostility on Song Guan's body, Mr. Egg thought silently, probably, Song Guan would fight it desperately.So, it's better not to touch this mold...
Maybe Song Guan should be given some space to be quiet.
So the two just sat there in silence, neither of them spoke.When Mr. Eggy first met Song Guan, his emotions were particularly agitated and unstable. It was because when he got the ending of the third week's goal, it unfolded too bizarrely, just like a slap that was caught off guard. In its face, it was beaten a little dazed.It’s too cheating, Mr. Dandan wants to cry but has no tears, but he thinks of a song, "Life is unsatisfactory in this world, it is better to hang the southeast branch yourself. I am born to be useful, and all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches"... It kinda wants to hang a southeast branch Bye.But after seeing Song Guan, the person's emotions were like a basin of cold water, and it gradually calmed down after being poured.No one wants things to turn out this way.
Seeing that Song Guan didn't speak, the egg continued to remain silent without making a sound, and in this silence, it remembered the emotions it glimpsed when it came into contact with Song Guan's memory.It also doesn't know what to say about this purpose.This kind of development is really...
Song Guan, who had been silent for an unknown amount of time and remained in the same posture, finally changed his movements a little after a long time.This space is always filled with white mist, as misty as a boundless wilderness, only those unknown white mist are floating in the air.The division and passage of time are so blurred in this area that people seem to be unable to perceive it. Maybe the timeline of this space is static in the first place——Song Guan just thinks about some messy things in this way. He let out a long breath, as if he wanted to let out all the depressed emotions in his chest. He straightened his legs as if he was bored, and finally spoke, asking Mr. Egg: "Song Qianhe Zhang You," he paused before continuing, "how could they both look the same?"
After saying this, Song Guan seemed to frowned a little irritably, he raised his hand and pulled his hair back indiscriminately, so his hair was messed up.
"Uh, what are you talking about," Mr. Egg said, organized his words, turned his body around a bit, looked at Song Guan who was sitting on the ground, and tilted his body slightly, Mr. Egg slowed down his tone Tone, facing Song Guan, it probably didn't realize it. Now it talks to Song Guan, it can't help but use a gentle and slow way of speaking, as if it is afraid that its loud voice will scare people away Generally speaking, Mr. Egg said, "Actually, this is just an ordinary face bump." It said softly, "There is no special meaning. After all, there are so many separated worlds, and sometimes this kind of face bumping occurs... It looked at the change of expression on Song Guan's face, and concluded, "It's not a particularly strange thing."
Mr. Eggman sighed quietly in his heart when he said this. Speaking of which, at the beginning of this week's episode, Song Guan's task of bullying Song Qian in small troubles, as far as it is concerned, was still very smooth. of.Leaving aside the completely collapsed ending, the development here is really as expected, not much different from what was imagined.The reason why Song Guan would be like this is somewhat related to the fact that Song Qian's appearance is similar to that of Xiao Zhang in Zhou Mu.Mr. Egg thinks, Song Guan probably subconsciously blames Xiaozhang, although from Xiaozhang's point of view, meeting Song Guan is a complete tragedy.Both of these two people have complicated feelings for each other, and they can't articulate a sentence or two.
And after getting the answer of "bumping into the face", Song Guan stopped talking and fell silent again, Mr. Egg could not help turning Egg to look at Song Guan.It was already very close to Song Guan. After thinking about it, Mr. Egg leaned closer, and the round egg body was pressed against Song Guan's arm. The cool and slippery touch made Song Guan look up at the egg. Jun glance.
Mr. Egg flinched at this glance, tightened the eggshell, and finally poured out the words that had been repeated in his heart several times before, but he hadn't dared to say: "Song Guan, you, Don't pay too much attention to it," because it didn't know what the consequences of what it said would cause, so it was a little nervous, so it stuttered and said, "Anyway, anyway, this is just a shell over there, in fact, That shell has nothing to do with you—"
Song Guan had no expression on his face at first, but when he heard a ball of anger explode in his heart here, he became annoyed for a moment, and without thinking a word, he rushed out like this: "What nonsense are you talking about, then I will Why don't you talk to Junior Brother Qiao—"
In the middle of the conversation, even he himself realized that something was wrong, so he immediately stopped and shut up.This matter should not be compared like this, there is no comparison at all, no matter which one he wants, but he didn't think about it just now, and followed what Mr. Eggy said. After finishing speaking, Song Guan's face became more and more unhappy It looks good.The change in Song Guan's face can be described as, in such a back-and-forth dialogue, it really turned blue in a blink of an eye.After he finished this gaffe, he simply shut his mouth and never spoke again.
Mr. Egg: "..."
It was so awkwardly silent.
Mr. Egg wanted to hit the wall with the body of the egg, he thought to himself, if he knew it earlier, he would not be so talkative.
But it had been silent for so long before, so this person could not stay for a long time, and the familiar red light of the teleportation array emerged from the ground again, bright and lively red, a little steaming and fresh The feeling of blood.And what sounded in Song Guan's mind at this moment was the system's stereotyped lines that seemed to be always the same, the cold voice, and a sense of routine that had been arranged long ago, which made Song Guan suddenly feel very tired.At this time, through the red light, a few steps away, like a little daughter-in-law of Mr. Egg, cautiously said to Song Guan: "Come on."
"..."
Song Guan is really not in the mood, and he doesn't have the energy to complain about Mr. Egg at the moment.
[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]
[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]
【five……】
【Four……】
【three……】
【two……】
【one……】
After the sound of the system reporting, a noisy voice gradually filled his ears.
Song Guan frowned.
Speaking of it, this feeling of being suddenly thrown into the turmoil of the sound in the original extreme silence is really uncomfortable.
He opened his eyes, and when he opened his eyes this time, he saw a lot of people, so many people were crowded in this room, it seemed that the space in front of him was extremely crowded and narrow, and these people were dressed in strange clothes, they didn't look like... they didn't seem like good people.Song Guan noticed that he was lying on a recliner, the surrounding voices became quieter after he opened his eyes, and then those people turned their eyes to him one after another.
Song Guan: "..."
"Boss!" Someone in the crowd yelled this sentence, at this moment, the door was knocked open, and the windy man who appeared at the door was very excited Shouted: "Boss, Boss! That guy surnamed Tang has been washed and sent to your bed! Just wait for the boss to go and fuck him to death now! Aw! Fuck him into a ball! Fuck that kid until his relatives don't recognize him! Fuck him until he's gutted! Eliminate harm for the people!"
There were countless applause here, and these strangely dressed men applauded vigorously, creating a scene of thunderous applause in this space.
Song Guan: "..."
【Little Brother A's Mysterious Diary】
Today, the sky is not blue, the wind is strong, the sun smiles at me, and the birds call to me.Touching my own face, I couldn't help sighing that time flies, time waits for no one, and n more time passes in a blink of an eye.Of course, these are not important points. What I want to record today is a big event!That's right, we captured that young master Tang Song of the rival Tang family!
I have to say that this is something worth celebrating. We have been fighting with the Tang family for many years, and everyone is very excited to successfully capture Xiao Qiye from the rival family this time.However, unlike the embarrassing and agitated appearance of others, our boss looked very calm and calm on the recliner with his legs crossed and his eyes closed.I kept watching from the side, and couldn't help sighing, this appearance and this movement are really suitable for the boss, the boss is already a very rough guy, because of this movement, the boss looks even more manly.I couldn't help thinking in my heart, what a manly man, there is probably no man in this world who is more masculine than the boss, it is really the image of a man that all men yearn for and desire to be.
I suddenly realized the meaning of what the team leader of our group said to us every night.What the team leader said at that time is still unforgettable to me. The team leader is right. The boss has a kind of masculinity that has been passed down from his ancestors in ancient times. This kind of spirit is very rare in today's society. As mortals like me, even if we secretly practice every day, we probably won't be able to imitate one ten-thousandth of the masculinity of the boss in this life.
Every time I see the masculine figure of the boss, I feel a deep sense of inferiority, and feel that under the light of the boss, I am really inferior to a weak chicken.It can be said that the image of the tough guy of the boss is something that I have never dared to dream about in my whole life, but I have longed for it.
I'm ashamed to say that we caught Tang Song of the Tang family on this day, and I was too excited to get carried away for a while. Afterwards, every time I recall my twittering appearance at that time, I also feel deeply ashamed.But at that time, we didn't realize our mistake.But the boss didn't blame us much in front of us fools, he just sat quietly with his eyes closed in such a calm and manly manner, only when we were ashamed to the extreme, the boss said nothing. He opened his eyes and gave us a cold look.
I can still clearly recall the scene at that time, and every time I think about it, I tremble with fear, ah, what kind of sharp gaze is this, people who have not seen it with their own eyes will never know the boss How sharp the eyes are, how rough the guy is, how manly he is, how aggressive he is.At that time, the boss looked over with a look, and I trembled in fright, not only me, but also the friends around me, the boss must not know, because of his one look, I almost scared us weak chickens to pee On the spot!
I'm sorry, I'm too emotional, let me take it easy.Thousands of words, at this moment when I pick up my pen, I froze because I wanted to say too much.After much deliberation, the truth is not as good as words.Regarding what happened that day, I bit my pen and pondered for a long time, and deleted a large paragraph of text in my heart. I just wanted to say that although I didn't directly kneel down in front of the boss at that time, it was all because I knew in my heart that I was trembling and trying my best to maintain my last remaining masculine dignity, and I didn't want such a glorious boss to see my soft-boned dissatisfaction, and stain the boss's eyes.But although I didn’t kneel down, I already knelt down in my heart, and each one of them burst into tears in my heart—this was all due to a kind of touch from the depths of my soul, people who have never experienced it, Never can understand - ah!today!Our boss!It still is!Such a rough guy!
——This diary was written on [June 6]
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Voice-over note: The younger brother "A" is the one with the highest cultural literacy among the many younger brothers. Every time he boasted that his boss is full of manliness, he would boast that there is nothing in the sky and earth. The words are exaggerated and completely untrue, which is very deceptive.One major feature is that the characters in his written descriptions are generally very mentally handicapped. No matter men, women, young or old, they will be awed by the boss's domineering aura, and they will kneel down and lick the soles of his boss's feet every minute.
Because what he wrote was too shameless and shameless, so he won the heart of his boss.It is precisely because of this kind of shameless behavior that in a short period of time, little brother A has been promoted again and again. From an unknown little guy to a high-ranking member of the gang, it is also a very exciting thing. something unheard of.
Little brother A's legendary experience has envied others and inspired many people. His diary will be used as a model and recited to newcomers every time.From then on, many younger brothers in the gang went to collect protection fees during the day, and came back to hang their heads in the evening. They wanted to delve into the literary works of "Little Brother A" ♂♀♂, hoping to successfully emulate one or two, and then He also got the favor of the boss of their family, and since then embarked on the road of winning in life, becoming the second counterattack grassroots who envied others.
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