Cannon fodder "attack" development system

The number one straight man in the universe, Song Guan, actually doesn't discriminate against gay men.

In his opinion, this matter is the same as some people like to eat durian and others don't like to eat durian.Like a fish in water, you know how warm and cold you are.

But this is limited to others.

It would not be so pleasant if it was to stir up the foundation and stir up his own head.

Especially in the current situation of being forcibly escorted to walk on the Jiji Road.

Song Guan felt that he was living a very tormented life.

Whether it's morning, noon, or night!

Every day, the cannon fodder boy would come to feed Song Guan.Moreover, every time he feeds, the boy will look at him with very affectionate eyes.

It wasn't that he was talking nonsense, the young man looked at him with gloomy eyes, so affectionate that he could make people raise fish in it.But this is not unbearable, just ignore it, and it will pass.Song Guan can also explain to himself that the boy's eyes were originally so big, and the eyes are the windows of the soul. It is normal for the boy's "window" to be opened so wide that the inner part of the soul revealed will be richer and exaggerated. , so others seem to be ordinary, but this young man looks so affectionate inexplicably, it is because the window of the soul is too open.Of course, there is another possibility, maybe Song Guan has preconceived it because he read the "Outline ♂ Plot ♀♂♂", maybe the cannon fodder brother has not turned on the cannon fodder mode at the moment, and his eyes are not so "love deep water" Misty", everything is just an illusion that Song Guan saw under the psychological influence.

Song Guan said to himself like this.

but.

Damn it, when that kid was helping him solve the "three emergencies" because his hands and feet were bound, he was holding his lifeline and rubbing his hands restlessly.

rub rub rub!You thought you were on the washboard!

Song Guan's face turned green, and he turned his face expressionlessly: "What are you doing?"

The white-clothed boy paused while rubbing his hands, and slowly raised his big eyes that occupied half of his face to look. There was no trace of guilt in his eyes, and there was even a hint of regret about what was going on.

The cannon fodder boy said: "Brother, I'm just afraid that when you pee, uh, it's freezing there, so I rub it for you to warm it up a little... Did you get a little moved when I did this?"

Song Guan: "..."

Impressed ass!

Not to mention that the cannon fodder boy would take out a handkerchief from his pocket every time after touching his place, and wipe his hands carefully with water.After wiping, they folded neatly into a small cube, and after folding the small cubes, they still have to sniff it intoxicated... Then they turned their heads and smiled at Song Guan... It was really scary, and it made Song Guan very manic and wanted to Immediately, immediately stab the cannon fodder boy to death and send him to the west...

Of course... this is just a thought...

Song Guan felt that he couldn't go on like this anymore, and if this went on like this, according to the shameless situation of this giant-eyed boy, he might really climb into his bed at night and offer chrysanthemums automatically.He, Song Guan, has no interest in men's chrysanthemums!

Just thinking about stabbing your own dick in someone else's place is terrifying!

He must put an end to the thought of this cannon fodder who covets his jj.

The next day, at the first moment when the young man came in, Song Guan said with a dull face, "Go and tell Master that I am not insane."

The tone is particularly domineering, and it makes people feel very uncomfortable when they hear it, and with a dead face with no expression, the discomfort index is obviously increased.

Song Guan felt that he was in such a good state that it would definitely make people feel uncomfortable at first glance, and he would be able to successfully lower the opponent's favorability.

But the young man didn't seem to see his coffin face at all, and happily put the food in his hand aside: "But senior brother, are you sick? People who get insane always say that they don't get insane. So, brother, your illness is not cured at all."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan said slowly: "Whether I have lost my mind or not, you know best."

The cannon fodder boy: "Yes, I know best. Brother, are you recovering from your illness at all?"

Depend on.

You made me.

Song Guan didn't care about it, and threw a blockbuster over: "Bitch."

"You said... what?" The cannon fodder boy was stunned when he heard this, and turned his head, looking over with a pair of giant eyes.

Those eyes are really big, Song Guan was short of breath.He really didn't say that to others before, it really feels a little subtle, and facing those big eyes that are beyond the growth range of human beings, it really feels oppressive... and guilt... But it's good to use any means to lower the other party Sensitive, Song Guan gritted his teeth, and said it again against all kinds of psychological pressure: "Bitch, man."

"Say it again."

"Bitch!"

"..."

Then Song Guan watched the other party throw away his job and pounce on him directly, those giant eyes were as bright as a monster.

The cannon fodder boy hugged him desperately and rubbed against him for a couple of times, then screamed excitedly: "Senior brother, the way you called me a bitch just now is really beautiful! Senior brother, senior brother, I like you so much!"

Song Guan: "...!!!"

=mouth=! ! !

OK!