Cannon fodder "attack" development system

In Song Guan's life, the first parent-teacher meeting as a parent ended in a complete failure.

The word "Damn" filled the screen, and in Song Guan's mind, he ran sideways frantically in the posture of a crab crawling.

After Song Guan got a nosebleed from Sister Yu's chest, in the silence, the teacher came to his senses and trotted over to smooth things over: "Hahahahaha..." With a dry and blunt laugh, the teacher who was over forty years old He said with embarrassment, "Mr. Zhang has been a little angry recently, it's too hot, this is..."

Song Guan: "..."

Teacher, you might as well not come here to make a rescue!

Isn't this really here to mock? !

Song Guan almost knelt down under the gaze of the surroundings, his face flushed red: "I, I'm not..."

Incoherent.

The older otaku touched the girl's chest for the first time, and it was a true buried chest.This kind of blessing is not something ordinary people can enjoy, so he is so happy...Your sister!Happy ghost!He wants to die, he wants to die!

Sister Yu's hands were still stained with Song Guan's nosebleeds, which were stained when she pinched Song Guan's chin. The blood dried quickly, and soon there were only dry dark marks left, which were originally white The skin is very eye-catching.She took out a tissue and wiped her fingers one by one, and glanced at Song Guan. Song Guan was a little dizzy: "I, I, I..." Tongue was a little knotted, "Hold, I'm sorry..."

In short, it was a very tormenting parent meeting, especially after the other parents talked to him, Song Guan was exhausted mentally and mentally, in short, he didn't want to remember all kinds of things.On the way home, Uncle Yun called and asked him what was going on with his parents. After hearing his statement, Uncle Yun couldn't stop laughing on the other end of the phone. Gritting his teeth, he really wanted to follow the wireless signal to the other end of the phone, strip him naked and throw him on the road so that he could experience the pain of wanting to cry.

Uncle Yun smiled enough to comfort him: "Actually, it's nothing. People who are not flirtatious are in vain."

Song Guan: "..."

He suddenly felt a faint sadness.

Song Guanxiang, this is really a very interesting sentence, but it is not used to describe him. It is important for a person to have self-knowledge. He is not a young man who is not romantic, he is simply "a young man who is not stupid". "People don't waste youths like fools", "People don't waste youths like fools"...

Song Guan was a little worried again.And this worry becomes more and more powerful in the little by little expanded associations and assumptions.He splashed the nosebleeds of other parents' chests at the parent meeting, Song Guan couldn't imagine how Xiao Zhang would react when he found out about this.Think about it differently, if he learns that his father splashed the nosebleed of his classmate's mother...

Song Guan: "..."

Thinking about it is terrifying.

When he got home and opened the door, he saw Xiao Zhangyou sitting on the sofa in the living room, under the warm lighting, Song Guan felt a strong guilty conscience. This feeling is a bit like being caught by his mother for doing something wrong when he was a child.He didn't want to tell Zhang You what happened today, but when he thought about it, if Zhang You learned from others: "Yesterday your father molested that other's mother's chest with his face, and then sprayed that other's mother in a passionate and uncontrollable manner." My mother has a nosebleed..." Song Guan felt that if a child's anger value was 1 when he learned what had happened from him, then what he learned from others would be (1X10), and based on Song Guan's experience, he dared Bet, after this passage is passed on by word of mouth, it will definitely be exaggerated beyond recognition, it is too horrible to look at.

So before going to bed, Song Guan, who had been brewing words since he entered the door, pondered for a long time, and finally decided to confess leniently with hesitation, "Well, today's parent meeting..."

After Zhang You heard the ins and outs of the matter, he had a calm expression from the beginning to the end.

Song Guan looked at his face and concluded: "This is an accident."

Zhang You hugged the towel, raised his face with a half-smile expression: "Nosebleed too?"

Song Guan: "..."

He doesn't want to either!If possible, he would rather spray someone with his mouth as "big uncle"...

Song Guan tried hard to argue: "Well, because I was hit by someone..."

Zhang You said "Oh" with a very calm expression: "I don't know, it turns out that Shen Ling's mother's breasts are made of steel plates."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan met Shen Ling's mother again six months later.

It was a dinner party, with all kinds of people, cups and cups. Song Guan had never been interested in this kind of event, so he hid in the garden under the pretext of having something to do, but he really didn't expect to meet Shen Ling's mother in the corner of the garden.And the person in the corner is not only her alone, but also a fat man with big ears on the opposite side.Under the dim light, the fat man had a wretched smile on his face. I don't know if it was his appearance that gave people a preconceived feeling. Even his voice seemed to have a wretched meaning.

The man said: "Ayu, you can go back, you said how hard it is for you to be outside alone, what are you planning?"

Song Guan has no interest in spying on other people's housework, although one of the two parties involved has something to do with him, although it is really disharmonious to stand with such a wretched man, and the beauty is frowning, which is obviously not very pleasant But Song Guan is not sure, maybe the other party is a combination of "flowers stuck in cow dung", maybe they are making a fuss.He wondered if he should sneak away and pretend he didn't see anything, but at this time, Shen Ling's mother turned her face to the side and turned her eyes, and her eyes happened to meet Song Guan.

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan was a little embarrassed, but he did not intend to eavesdrop.Shen Ling's mother was stunned when she saw him, and then her eyes changed a little. The wretched man opposite had already started to talk: "Ayu, don't be angry, I must take you back today!"

Shen Ling's mother suddenly shouted: "Song Guan!"

Song Guan: "..."

Only then did the wretched man notice Song Guan's existence, and he turned his face with an obviously surprised expression.

Shen Ling's mother said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, why are you here now?"

Song Guan: "..." Hey, what's going on?

The wretched man's expression was even more surprised.

Song Guan who was named had no choice but to stand up, not knowing whether to say hello or what, Shen Ling's mother had already walked to his side, turned sideways, and said softly at an angle that the wretched man could not see: "Mr. Song, please."

Then Shen Ling's mother turned her face, with a somewhat indifferent expression on her face: "This is Mr. Song, my current boyfriend."

Song Guan: "..."

Wait, your child is still a classmate of my bear child, isn't your identity change a little faster?

The wretched man on the opposite side opened his mouth, very, very surprised, and Shen Ling's mother didn't look back at the wretched man again, took Song Guan's hand, turned around and left.

Song Guan was led for a few steps, and finally couldn't help it: "You..."

Then I realized that I didn't seem to know the name of this sister Yu, I only knew that the other party seemed to be the mother of a child named Shen Ling.

"Shen Yu." The other party said softly, "My name is Shen Yu."

She turned her head to look at Song Guan, her gorgeous facial features, Song Guan knew she was very gorgeous when she saw her last time, but that kind of beauty always had the taste of sharp blades, now such a gorgeous face softened, As light as willow catkins that don't touch the ground, Shen Yu has a pleading look in his eyes: "Mr. Xiao Song, help me."

It's always hard to refuse a beauty's request.

She took his hand and left the dinner party all the way. The wind at night was a little cold, and there were a few stars scattered in the sky. Shen Yu said, "Mr. Xiao Song, I'm sorry to trouble you today."

Song Guan was inexplicable from the beginning to the end of what happened tonight, and there was absolutely no room for him to intervene.

Shen Yu smiled, with a tired expression: "It's some family affairs, but Mr. Xiao Song, who has been troubled, has also been dragged into it."

Under the dim light, the woman's expression at this moment is very different from the first meeting at the parents' meeting. It is a kind of injured softness, and the contrast between the front and the back is sharp, like a clam opening its hard shell, revealing The softest interior.

In the vast night, the lights are not so bright, like those sparkling lights salvaged from the water of the Xiangjiang River at dusk.

Song Guan has always been unable to resist such soft people and things, so he just said, "Are you going home? I'll take you back."

Song Guan sent Shen Yu home, which was not a convenient journey, so he returned home a little late.When he opened the door, Xiao Zhangyou happened to come out of the shower. The child was wearing black and white pajamas with pictures of little cows on it. His fair face was flushed by the heat. He just came out of the bathroom, as if he was still steaming.

There are many people who looked good when they were young, but when they grow up, they are not as delicate as when they were young.But Zhang You's child seems to have always been so good-looking, from being delicate when he was young to now being meticulous and handsome when he was a teenager. The 14-year-old boy has a kind of contradictory youthfulness, he always looks like a little adult, and people can't help but want to tease him to see if he has other expressions.

Song Guan ran over and hugged him, feeling very good: "Son, why are you still awake?" He really called his son more and more smoothly.

Zhang You wiped his hair with a bath towel, and said in a calm tone, "Do your homework."

Song Guan rubbed his hair through a bath towel, just like rubbing some fluffy animal, and then Song Guan picked up the child: "It's time to go to bed, Dad will take you to bed."

However, when Song Guan picked him up, Zhang You smelled a scent of perfume.Such a lingering smell drilled into his nostrils, and traveled along the blood vessels into the limbs and bones of the body, thin, faint, and shallow—presumably they should have been strong in the first place.

"What do you smell like?"

Song Guan didn't know why the child suddenly pushed him away, and even his expression suddenly became very cold, and he said "ah?" in a daze.

Zhang You's hand on Song Guan's shoulder tightened, and he unconsciously wrinkled Song Guan's clothes.

Song Guan was a little confused, so he asked, "What's the smell?"

"You smell like flowers."

When Song Guan heard the description of the smell of flowers, he probably knew what was going on: "Well, I met Shen Ling's mother today." Seeing that the bear's expression was a little frozen, Song Guan thought that the bear was Thinking of the "nosebleed incident", he quickly explained, "I didn't do anything stupid this time!" After saying this, Song Guan was taken aback by his own description, damn, how could he describe himself as stupid, "Last time It was just an accident... because it happened to happen, so I sent her home, and Shen Ling's mother twisted her foot when she got out of the car..." Song Guan's parking skills are really bad, and he parked on the side of the road as soon as he stopped On the side of the drainage well, Shen Yu walked two steps after getting out of the car and stepped on the well cover. The heel got stuck in the slit, and she fell and twisted her foot. The shoe could not be taken out, so Song Guan carried him back.

"Shen Ling's mother twisted her foot, so she couldn't walk very well. At that time, she was still far away from her home, so I..." Song Guan thought about the word "hug" in front of the child. , "I'll carry her home."

Song Guan thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's the smell from that time."

Zhang You was noncommittal after hearing this, but just looked at Song Guan.

Song Guan didn't know why he felt guilty, and said weakly: "Then... I'm going to take a bath first."

Zhang You said "um" lightly, with a carelessness in his voice.

When he came out, the child had already slept on his bed, a rough outline wrapped in a quilt.Song Guan lay down, and the bear boy naturally leaned over and tucked into his arms, wrapping both arms around his neck, in an intimate position.

In the deep darkness, Zhang You could smell the clear scent of almond shower gel on the other party's body.

Pure, without other impurities.

Finally there is no other smell.

Zhang You buried his face in Song Guan's arms, sniffed twice carefully, and made sure that it was all his familiar smell, and there was no other smell mixed in.

My heart was strangely quiet.

He didn't like the smell of perfume after all.

Zhang You thought quietly.

Such a lingering smell always makes him want to do something very excessive, with a bloody murderous intent.But he thought, he just didn't like the taste.Of course, it's just the taste.He told himself that he just didn't like the smell of perfume on other people.Not for anything else, that's all.