Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Looking at the two little cats on the ground, Song Guan thought for a while, then picked up the kitten first: "So capable, so good."

The kitten gave a "meow" to Song Guan, and the "meow" sounded very long, and the little dragon was still crying on the ground. Song Guan touched the kitten first, then put the kitten back into the basket, and followed him back The dragon cub picked it up from the ground.

Panglong is not ashamed of the word "fat", especially after comparing with the light cat cub, this dragon is particularly heavy to hold.Song Guan squeezed Xiaolong's mouth: "Do you know what's wrong?"

Xiaolong's eyes were full of tears, and he cried like a tearful dragon upon hearing this.

Song Guan carried Panglong to the stove, picked up an egg and fed him: "Here, eat as much as you want. But you can only eat one, no more."

Seeing that there was something to eat, the little dragon couldn't care less about crying. He stared at Song with his little black eyes, and tentatively stretched out his two little paws to grab the eggs.The kitten in the basket next to the bed leaned out half of its body, stared at Xiaolong in this direction and let out a "meow", and immediately retracted its two paws in fright.

This dragon is very fat, but the two claws are still very thin. The fat meat does not grow on the claws, so when the claws are retracted, it seems that there are no legs. It looks like a fat snake. "This nickname.

Song Guan saw that Xiaolong was aggrieved and dared not eat, so he turned his head and said to the cat and mouse: "Don't scare him."

The kitten made a "purr purr" sound from its throat very dissatisfied, and finally obediently returned to the bamboo basket.

Seeing this, the fat snake-like dragon cub immediately leaned over and swept away the egg in Song Guan's hand, opened his mouth to knock it, and began to eat happily.

After eating this egg, Song Guan carried the satisfied little dragon back to the bed: "Don't steal it from now on." As he said this, he put the fat snake whose eyes were all squinted in satisfaction to the cat cub. beside.The kitten in the basket moved sideways to make room for the person, then turned over and hit Song Guan on the back of his hand with quick eyes and hands.

Song Guan touched the kitten's head not very concerned, and said: "Be obedient."

Hearing this, the kitten grabbed Song Guan's hand with its two paws, and slapped it angrily. He took Song Guan's finger and bit it twice, but his biting was always a bluff, and he didn't bite the oily skin. Song Guan smiled and stretched out. With the other hand, he scratched the cat's chin: "Good boy, sleep."

It is not difficult for Song Guan to raise these two little treasures. Needless to say, the cat cubs are always obedient and sensible. As for the fat snake—yes, Song Guan is now called Chang Chong and Fat Snake, a good little dragon. It has grown into a fat snake, and it can't be stopped.Apart from eating too much, this fat snake has no other problems, and he doesn't make a fuss, and stays by the kitten's side when he is full on weekdays.If he didn't follow the kitten for a while, he must have gone out secretly to find food.Once Song Guan went out and left the two cubs at home to watch the house, but he didn't see the fat snake when he came back.

Seeing Song Guan enter the house looking for the fat snake, the kitten jumped off the bed, bit its head down on Song Guan's hem, and led him to the tree next to the house.The trees here are quite luxuriant, and the light green and thick green are connected together. Song Guan raised his eyebrows and looked up. Fortunately, the red color was conspicuous. It didn't take him much time to see the fat snake coiled on the branch. .

He grabbed the dragon cub, Xiaolong rolled around obediently when he saw Song Guan, and then stuck out his tongue at Song Guan to please him.So it seems that this dragon has no dragon nature, in fact, there is not much difference between the same snake.Thinking this way, Song Guan sized up the dragon cub, his eyes fixed, he slowly stretched out his fingers, and picked a thin feather-like down from the little dragon's mouth.

That's the down feathers of birds.

The fat snake was stopped by the kitten and could not eat the eggs at home, so he came up with a new trick-go outside to eat and catch birds to eat.

Maybe he didn't expect to eat the bird at first, but was going to eat the bird's egg, but it happened to find a baby bird in the nest, and finally the greedy dragon ate the egg and the bird together.

... Song Guan wanted to help his forehead a little bit.

It was useless to reason with Xiaolong. With the fat snake in his left hand and the cat in his right hand, Song Guan took the two little ones home and held a family meeting.Of course, the point is not to talk to the fat snake, but to reason with the kitten. Anyway, it is to ask the kitten to be in charge of Xiaolong's diet in the future, and he must not let this foodie know how to eat and eat every day.

However, no matter how you defend, you still can't prevent "Long Dazui" from stealing.

For example, one evening, Song Guan was grooming the kitten, and he didn't pay attention to the fat snake. When he remembered it, he saw the fat snake hiding in a corner with his back to everyone. He was sneaky and didn't know what he was doing. .

An ominous premonition welled up in Song Guan's heart. He first put the kitten on the table, made a gesture of silence, and then walked over quietly.

Then I saw Fat Snake hiding in the corner, with his bloody mouth wide open, trying to swallow a meat five as big as his head...

fat mouse.

What the hell! ! !

Please, although you are called a long worm, you are called a fat snake!But in fact you are a dragon!Are you a dragon?

What the hell is eating mice like a snake? ! !What the hell? !

The fat snake, which was devouring mice with all its might, seemed to sense something was wrong.He turned his head slowly with his mouth open, and when he saw Song Guan standing behind him at some point, he immediately panicked.The little chubby snake was so nervous that he wanted to swallow what was in his mouth. He was afraid that he would not have anything to eat when it was too late. Song Guan picked up the chubby snake and said, "Spit it out! Don't eat it!!!" He Rarely went crazy, "I told you to spit it out, did you hear that ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

vomit--

The fat snake, who had been dumped, finally vomited up the mouse.

The fat snake who vomited out the mouse was stunned, and then burst into tears. He was very, very, very sad because of the snacks that he managed to get his mouth today.

And the kitten that was lying on the table also jumped off the table and followed.He walked very lightly, walking without sound, the kitten approached the dead mouse curiously, stretched out a paw and patted it lightly, then turned his head and walked back to Song Guan with a look of disgust.

That night, Song Guanduo fed Fat Snake a few eggs, and then rummaged through boxes and cabinets. Among the boxes in this small shabby house, he found the immortal rope that was treasured by the original owner.

After the fairy-binding rope is infused with spiritual power, even ordinary little immortals can tie it tightly.If the little dragon is tied up now, unless Song Guan releases it and feeds it himself, the fat snake won't be able to sneak out to steal food at other times.

Song Guan used this fairy rope to tie Xiaolong's mouth. During the process, Xiaolong struggled frantically, as if he would rather die than surrender, but he was no match for four claws, two hands and four cat's paws, and finally he gave in. Under the power of Song Guan.

The fat snake whose mouth was tied was really sad, he was crying, Song Guan touched the little fat snake's head, and comforted him: "Okay, don't cry, I'll tie it up for you." Butterfly, okay?"

As he spoke, he tied a bow on the fat snake's mouth.

The dragon cub was so sad, his eyes looked at his mouth, and he looked like he was cross-eyed. He looked at the bow on his mouth, he was so sad that he was about to deform, and he cried loudly again, being caught by the kitten. I slapped my head from behind, and didn't dare to cry anymore, so I hugged myself and wept silently into a small lump, and a dragon curled up in the bamboo basket and refused to come out again.

Song Guan managed to restrain the little chubby dragon who was overeating, and felt relieved. He waited peacefully until the two little dragons were full moon. Go to "Die Xian" to see a doctor.

"Butterfly Fairy" is not a butterfly, but a toad.

That's right, it was Mr. Toad who Song Guan met when he first came to this Zhoumu world, who only wanted to farm.

It is said that Mr. Toad is very envious of the flying figure of a butterfly. The prototype of the wife he married is a butterfly, and he even takes the word "butterfly" for his medical name.

He is a strange man who loves butterflies very much.

When Mr. Toad saw Song Guan, he greeted Song Guan very enthusiastically: "Brother Guan, you are here. They are two children, right? I have heard what Mrs. Yang said. In this way, you first put those two dolls away. Put it on the table, and I'll come over after washing my hands."

Song Guan put the two cats on the table, the fat snake didn't react much, since he was tied up and lost weight, he has been sluggish, but the kitten gave Song Guan a "meow", and then took its paw uneasily He scratched Song Guan's belt.

Song Guan pinched the kitten's little paw: "Don't be afraid, just check."

After hearing this explanation, the kitten gave another "meow" and leaned over to lick the back of Song Guan's hand.

Speaking of it, Song Guan thought that this inspection would not yield any special results, but he did not expect that after the inspection, Mr. Toad would look down.

Mr. Toad first gave the two little ones two bowls of sugar water to drink, and then said to Song Guan: "Let the two children play in the room first, and I will go out and talk with you."

Song glanced at the two little ones playing together on the table, nodded without saying anything, and followed Mr. Toad out.

Stepping out of the room, the aroma of gardenias outside the house was so rich that it almost made people sneeze.Standing still at the fence, Mr. Toad turned around and said in a statement-positive tone: "These two children of your family are weird."

Song Guan also felt that these two children were weird, and it would be the best if someone could explain the confusion at this time.

Because Mr. Toad is relatively short, Song Guan had to lean slightly when talking with others, and a few strands of his long hair dangled from his shoulders.Song Guan said to Mr. Toad with a serious face: "The long worms are especially edible on weekdays, but the rats don't show anything... I don't know this 'weird', how can I explain it?"

He is like this, pretending to be confused with half understanding.

But indeed, if he hadn't had the outline in hand, he wouldn't have known so much.

When Song Guan leaned forward slightly, Mr. Toad took three steps back: "Oh, don't get so close."

"..." Song Guan didn't know what Mr. Toad was so particular about, so he had to apologize first, and said, "I'm sorry."

Mr. Toad waved his hand: "Forget it, I know you didn't do it on purpose, but my wife is more likely to be jealous, and she especially can't see me getting too close to other females. Brother Guan, you are not a female, but you are a dragon, with a special physique. It can make everyone except myself, regardless of male or female, pregnant. This is a more terrifying constitution than females. In order not to make my wife angry again, I have to keep a distance from you——cough, far away, now Let’s talk about your two children first.”

and many more.

What kind of weird setting is this?

Now he seems to finally understand why when he read the outline at the beginning, he always felt that it was a bit of a violation, but he couldn't tell what was the violation.

Well, there are too many violations of the outline.

But there is one thing that I haven't noticed much, that is, boys and girls...

That's right, Jiaolong is so day-to-day, and he can actually play such a wonderful development of boys and girls in an ordinary world.

It can be said to be very awesome.

Song Guan kept smiling: "I'm causing you trouble."

"Where is it?" Mr. Toad put on a humble expression again and again, paused, and said, "What about these two children, they were born together. Brother Guan, it is true that you have two children now, but, under normal circumstances , I mean, according to the normal situation, usually, there will only be one egg like yours that will be born in the end." Mr. Toad clicked his mouth, "Because, how should I say it? , your egg is a parasitic egg."