Cannon fodder "attack" development system

After Song Guan left the cave, he naturally went to find Mr. Chengying directly.In the peach blossom grove, peach blossoms are blooming one after another, and Song Guan sees Cheng Yingjun who is sleeping on his back on the branch of an old tree.The black robe is wrapped around the branches and leaves, and the shape of this action is so concave that it can really be used for filming movies. Song Guan vomited silently in his heart, but saw Chengying Jun speak when he was five steps away: " How did you come?"

Still quite alert.

But having said that, why don't you just lie down in the house and put this pose outside, is it for the sake of looking good?

The temperature in this morning is still a bit cold. Song Guan saw Cheng Yingjun lying outside in a single shirt. Although he knew that monsters were not afraid of the cold when using spells, but seeing Cheng Yingjun's cool image, he always felt It was a bit cold, just like watching others get needles on TV and feeling the pain. It’s another matter whether others are in pain or not. Anyway, the person who watched it felt the pain first——Song Guan caused the cold for Cheng Yingjun, so much so that he still felt the pain. I really shivered.

Cheng Yingjun didn't hear Song Guan's answer for a long time, but he lay on his back and added another sentence: "What's the matter this time? You didn't just miss me, did you?"

Song Guan himself had finished being cold, and when he looked at Cheng Yingjun again, he wanted to rush up and forcefully wrap Chengying Jun with a layer of clothes, but he endured it, he held back anyway, he didn't really rush up to do this thing.

I took a look at Mr. Chengying, this week's episode will be over soon, Song Guan who came to "die generously" still has a lot of time to joke around, he said: "I am here this time, of course I am here to see my friends Why are you drying out like a salted fish?"

Cheng Yingjun didn't open his eyes, just hummed, his right sleeve robe fell to the ground, Chengying Jun said: "I just said the day before yesterday, if you are driven out by Xiao Taohua, I can take you in here." Yes. It’s just that you were kicked out too soon, right?”

"My friend's words are wrong." Song Guan started talking nonsense without thinking, "I'm not being kicked out, at most I'm running away from home."

Cheng Yingjun opened his eyes when he heard the words, and frowned slightly: "What do you mean?"

Song Guan didn't answer this question, because it was nonsense, he just said: "I want to make a elixir, can you help me?"

It took a lot of effort for Song Guan to persuade Cheng Yingjun to make alchemy for Xiao Taohua to cure his illness.

It took a lot of effort just to explain to Cheng Yingjun why he did this.

The reason for being crazy about love is too weak. Song Guan just opened his mouth and made up a lot of other messy reasons.

But even so, it is still not easy to get Cheng Yingjun to agree to his request, and it is not very effective just to ask for favors according to the outline, Song Guan incidentally used the method of crying, making trouble, and hanging himself. , and stabbed himself twice with a knife until his body was covered in blood to show his determination to die, which shocked Cheng Yingjun to finally agree to him.

When Cheng Yingjun got up to make alchemy with a sullen face, Song Guan looked at him with his legs crossed. He still had a lot of blood from stabbing himself twice, but because it was a red shirt, it was not clear.

The fire light reflected Cheng Yingjun's face, it was orange light, obviously it was considered a warm color tone, but when it shone on the face, it couldn't show much warm feeling, only a kind of inexplicable gloomy , Cheng Yingjun said coldly: "Aren't you rolling over to add firewood yourself?"

Song Guan sat on a chair with his back against the wall. After he achieved his goal, he was a little distracted. Hearing this, he joked not very seriously at the moment: "You are too cruel, I am going to die, you still want to Do I feed myself firewood?"

Cheng Yingjun stopped what he was doing, and turned his face sideways. Half of his face was reflected by the fire, half of his face was not reflected, and the half and half of the light were divided. The expression in his eyes was cold and heavy. The fire was burning, and it was not clear whether it was his own expression that made him look like this, or the light from one side of the fire made him look like this.

Song Guan asked Cheng Yingjun to stare blankly for a while, and subconsciously sat upright for a moment, and actually put away the almost careless look in front of him.Song Guan corrected the expression on his face, and quickly brought up a topic to distract the other party's attention: "But I have a question. When I am refining alchemy, should I take off this clothes?"

Cheng Yingjun looked at Song Guan coldly for a while, then turned his head, and only uttered one word: "Take off."

Before dying, Song Guan calmly took off all his clothes, and before he was about to jump into the alchemy furnace, Song Guan suddenly remembered something, and he discussed with Cheng Yingjun: "Little Peach Blossom, he doesn't like suffering .So, when you refine this pill for me, can you make it sweeter?"

Cheng Yingjun stared at the flames under the alchemy furnace, and didn't seem to hear Song Guan's words at all, until Song Guan called Cheng Yingjun three times, and he replied: "I know."

Song Guan said again: "You must also never let Xiao Taohua know about this, and never let him know that this medicine was made by me."

Cheng Yingjun said in a cold voice as if extremely impatient: "You have said it several times, my memory is not so bad."

Song Guandao: "Because this matter is very important, I am afraid you will forget it, so of course I have to tell you several times."

Cheng Yingjun turned his face expressionlessly: "Okay, the time is almost up, you should die soon."

Song Guan laughed: "That's right," he bowed to Mr. Cheng Ying, "Then I will leave it to you, my friend, for the rest of the matter."

Mr. Chengying remained silent, his face remained unchanged under the flickering light of the fire.

Outside the alchemy furnace is the common fire, but inside the alchemy furnace there is a hole in the sky. After Song Guan consciously arranged everything, he jumped into the half-human high alchemy furnace without hesitation.

The fire in the furnace was blazing, and the sparks were ethereal. As soon as Song Guanmeng entered, he felt a wave of heat rushing towards his face, and his own flesh and blood were almost burnt away.The pain is not very painful. After all, Song Guan now has a new plug-in that can shield most of the pain that Mr. Eggs has won, so to this degree of injury, he doesn't feel much. Anyway, the unified The response is just numb.

[The player dies.The system confirms that the player is dead.During the task progress tracking update, the No.12 game will be automatically exited, and now it is entering the countdown stage——]

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The sound of the flame burning flesh and blood died away, Song Guan opened his eyes again, and the white of the same color as the sky and the ground rushed into his eyes.

——[Task progress tracking and follow-up completed. 】

——[The task progress bar has been successfully updated, and the current player's progress bar reads 4/10]

——[Congratulations to the player for successfully completing the No.12 weekly task. 】

Fortunately, nothing unexpected happened afterwards.

Song Guan breathed a sigh of relief, only to look up and see Mr. Egg: "..."

Fuck I feel so blind!

Too hot for the eyes.

Song watched the Egg Man with two long legs protruding from the egg shell, and his face instantly showed the expression of being trampled by a grass mud horse: "You are... what's going on?"

That's right, the current Egg King is a round egg that not only gave birth to a pair of wings but also grew two legs.Because at this time, Mr. Egg has a round body and slender legs. When the two are combined together, it looks particularly weird and inexplicable. No leg hair, otherwise it must be more disgusting.Anyway, the current egg gentleman is not a serious good egg at first glance, it looks like a pervert, especially his two smooth long legs that are exposed outside, in fact, it seems to be nothing, but Looking at it inexplicably, how can I say it, it makes people feel the chill of seeing an ugly and wretched uncle with exhibitionism.

As for Mr. Egg himself, he is also very dissatisfied with his new image: "Please don't say it! qaq! I know what you want to say!"

Song Guan looked at Mr. Dandan with a look of despair, was speechless for a moment, thought for a while, and then said: "Uh, you, you are not really abnormal. Look at it a little bit, the world is still very beautiful. Besides, say no You are allowed to work hard, next time I see you again, maybe you will become a... person."

"I don't really want to be a human being either. It was fine like that before." Mr. Egg had a stricken expression on his face, "Now it has become like this. After seeing me like this, the other guides all laughed like crazy! Woohoo, Obviously no one else is like this, why did this kind of accident happen to me! qaq!"

"..." Seeing Mr. Dandan's frenzied appearance, Song didn't feel sympathetic, but wanted to laugh a little. He coughed, but still held his expression and said, "Well, how can you see a rainbow if you don't go through wind and rain. "

Egg King's two lasagnas burst into tears: "I don't even have the face to face people."

Song Guan's eyes moved up and down from Mr. Egg's eggshell to Mr. Egg's two legs. In fact, he was a little concerned. He was curious whether Mr. Egg's two legs were poked out from the inside of the egg, or simply from the outside of the eggshell. Grow a new pair of legs.Because he has always behaved very informally in front of Mr. Egg, thinking of this, Song Guan simply squatted down and planned to study Mr. Egg's legs carefully.

Mr. Egg was stunned by Song Guan's actions. After reacting, it immediately closed its legs like a girl who was violated, and stepped back suddenly: "Song Guan!!! Are you crazy!! !!! What do you want?!!!!!!!!!"

Song Guan was taken aback by Mr. Dandan’s screams. He covered his ears. He didn’t understand why Mr. Dandan had such a huge reaction. He raised his head almost innocently. Song Guan said, “I didn’t do anything. Well, just take a look."

Mr. Egg supported his long legs and shouted: "Are you a pervert?!!!! Are you a pervert?!!!! What's so interesting about this!!!! What's so interesting about it!!!!!!"

The voice was really too loud. Song Guan covered his ears hard but couldn't block the effect of the magic sound penetrating his brain. He stood up: "If you don't watch it, don't watch it. Don't scream, I just don't watch it."

Mr. Egg burst into tears: "You can do this like this."

Song Guan laughed twice, the laughter was very dry, like a dry sponge that had been exposed to the sun for several days: "Well... I'm just a little curious whether your two legs grew out of it."

Mr. Egg: "Even if it grows from the inside! It can't be taken back!!!"

Looking at the collapsed Egg Man, Song thought to himself that the growth of two legs would really hit Egg Man hard. If Egg Man grows two hands next time, I don’t know if Egg Man will be happier or not. A little more desperate.

After thinking about it, Song Guan decided to coax the collapsed Mr. Dandan first, and he took out the trick to coax Xiao Taohua: "Okay, okay, it's just that I have grown two legs, and it's nothing, so why don't I grow two more legs?" , are you not you?"

Mr. Egg burst into tears, feeling very low self-esteem: "But it's really ugly..."

Song Guan waved to Mr. Egg, and Mr. Egg slowly moved over, and then stopped moving. Song Guan didn't speak. The two confronted each other for a short moment, and Mr. Egg finally chose to compromise. The long legs walked up to Song Guan in small steps.

Originally, Mr. Egg was quite big, but now he has added a pair of long legs with the proportion of a water mosquito, which is naturally much taller than Song Guan.Song Guan patted Mr. Dandan's belly: "It's okay, you have a beautiful heart." These words were comforting as if they were not comforting. From Jun’s expression, I knew that Mr. Egg was about to cry in his own world. He hurriedly said, “Besides, what’s wrong with being ugly now? Have you heard the story about the ugly duckling? It’s not good-looking. It’s exactly the same as your current situation. The ugly duckling was ridiculed by his friends for being ugly, but then he grew up and turned into a swan, making everyone who laughed at him beautiful. Who can say that you will not be like this in the future? ?”

After Mr. Egg heard this story, it felt very substituting for it. The sadness in its heart eased a little, and the pained expression on its face also restrained. Seeing this, Song Guan knew that what he said was still effective, Youdao It was to kill him while he was sick, ah no, it was to strike while the iron was hot, Song Guan immediately acted like a generous and loving grandfather, he stroked Mr. Egg's eggshell: "Don't cry, let's sit down Have a cup of tea and talk about other happy things, what do you think?"

The coaxed Mr. Egg sucked back his tears twice, and he obediently gave a "hmm", and immediately there was an extra coffee table in the white space, and two more cups of tea cups poured on it, and then they faced each other, There are two more small stools on both sides of the coffee table.

After leading Mr. Egg to the small tea table and sitting down, Song Guan walked around and took a seat opposite Mr. Egg. He thought to himself that his ability to coax ordinary children is really good now, and he was thinking of starting a new topic. Mr. Biandan choked up and said, "Congratulations, Song Guan, this week's play was successful again."

Song Guan didn't have much joy for Zhou Mu's success, and even had a bit of emotion that he didn't want to elaborate on what happened during the period. He thought of a question, but it couldn't be considered serious or wanted to know. The doubt about the answer, to Song Guan, that kind of feeling may be more like a casual question when chatting.Song Guan organized his language a bit, and then said: "This week, I seem to meet someone I met in previous weeks."

Mr. Egg calmed down, and now he is much calmer, and even the color of the eggshell is brighter: "Are you talking about the Suzaku in Qinglong Zhoumu?"

Song Guan: "It really is him."

Mr. Egg thought for a while and said, "It just happened to be skewered."

Song Guan asked: "Is it true that the world generated by your system does not have many choices, so there are always overlaps? You tell me in advance, so I can be mentally prepared. Although I encountered it suddenly, it is not very scary, But it always feels kind of weird.”

Mr. Egg shook the egg body: "No," it was thinking about how to explain, "the number of worlds in this spatial dimension is too many to count, and there are new worlds added every second. Logically speaking, in a limited In the world of previous experience, the probability of encountering the world that has been experienced before is very small.”

Song Guan frowned: "But I met it twice." After a pause, he added, "I mean, at least I know, there are two times."

Mr. Egg: "Some Zhoumu worlds are more mysterious, and the laws in it are about cause and effect. Maybe you were too heavily contaminated with cause and effect at the beginning, and you couldn't cut it off when you left. There is a relatively high possibility that she will be dragged into that Zhoumu world again."

Song Guan said indifferently: "Speak human words."

"..." Dandan Jun whispered, "Song Guan, then I'll just say it straight. There are many kinds of causal involvement, and you are unlikely to have anything else. The biggest possibility is that you owe a love debt, and some creditors are obsessed with it. Too deep wants to collect debts from you, so you..."

Song Guan's heart suddenly burst into an unknown fire: "What debt do I owe! What do I owe!"

Mr. Eggy was taken aback by Song Guan's sudden anger. He kept silent for a while, and then he said: "The main reason is that the other party's obsession is too deep, and there is nothing to do. This matter of cause and effect, I also It is impossible to quantify the valuation, but its impact is not great. At most, the Zhoumu world that appeared before reappeared, but at the same time, there will never be two you, so the timeline has no possibility of overlapping with the previous one. , Don’t be afraid of this. You reappeared in that Zhoumu world, maybe at a earlier time or a later time than before, anyway, it’s just like that, nothing special.”

Song Guan's expression turned cold, but he still wanted to smile, so the smile was cold: "What if I still have karma on me after I complete ten weekly tasks?"

Mr. Egg was startled, and then said: "That's nothing. The causal connection is at most like a magnet, and you are a piece of iron. In our space system, you are relatively close to those magnets, so you are likely to be attracted to them. But if you leave here and return to your own home, then those causal entanglements will be as far away as two cities to you, and of course there will be no reaction."

Song Guan held his teacup and was silent for a while: "Actually, I was thinking just now, if you give me a stupid answer, I will beat you into egg drop soup. But it's okay, luckily you didn't explain it very well. Pit father."

Mr. Egg: "...I, I, I still have two legs and a pair of wings!"

Song Guan said ruthlessly: "Oh, I almost forgot this. If that's the case, then I'll beat you to chicken wings and egg drop soup."

Mr. Egg: "Don't be like this, you are too hostile, we must live in peace, we must make this world full of love."

宋观放下茶杯：“好啊。”他说，“那就把你揍成人肉鸡翅蛋花汤之后，再加点爱的酱油好了。”

Mr. Egg decided to shut up.

This guiding space never allows people to stay for too long, and Song Guan soon ushered in the familiar red teleportation array.This time in the space, Song Guan asked Mr. Egg to conjure up a lot of delicious snacks for him. They each ate a lot of things with one egg. The types included not only earth snacks, but also many strange things Mr. Egg made from other places in the Zhoumu world. Food, such as long skewers that look like big maggots, such as charcoal-burned devil's eyes, such as egg buns, women and mouse cubs, anyway, Song Guan was an eye-opener, and then he ate the big maggot-like skewers like self-torture Grilled skewers are obviously disgusting, but they have to pretend to be calm and express their experience: "People are alive, they just keep trying new things, whether it's good-looking or disgusting, whether it's local or foreign. Yes, you have to try to eat a little. There are many things, and you may not be able to accept them at first, but you may feel them after eating. Come on, don’t talk nonsense, you can eat too.”

Mr. Egg was about to collapse again. When Song Guan pushed him to the ground, he shouted: "I have no mouth! I have no mouth! I really can't eat!"

Song Guan didn't believe in evil, suspiciously grabbed Mr. Egg and checked it all over, and then found that Mr. Egg was really a seamless existence, there was no crack on his body, and there was no place to insert it at all, so he had to let Mr. Egg go .

Mr. Egg Rolled to the side, lying on the ground with drooping wings, almost groaning, it felt that Song Guan seemed to be getting more and more scary, obviously it wasn't like this before, okay, now he will play both hard and soft, with a hidden knife in his smile, and just gave it When the big ♂♀ checks, he will also use deception techniques, you bastard.This has to be changed before, if Song Guanxian rushed forward with a fierce face, he would have been prepared for it!

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

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In fact, every time a new week is transmitted, it will more or less cause dizziness. For Song Guan, the strength of this dizziness mainly depends on the health of the body he takes over at the moment.Judging from the previous situation, Song Guan's body was quite healthy because he accepted it, so he didn't feel any bad feeling every time, but this time was different. After Song Guan felt weightless for a short time, Suddenly a strong dizziness came along with the desire to vomit, and there was a loud "hum" in his brain, as if thousands of bombers frantically began to drop bombs on the ground.

Without opening his eyes, Song Guan first vomited a mouthful of blood. This kind of dizzy feeling is not any kind of pain, so pain shielding cannot eliminate this negative perception.Song Guan gasped for a few breaths, and then slowly opened his eyes. Strangely, Song Guan found that all the scenes he saw in his sight were blood red.Immediately, he raised his hand and wiped his eyes if he felt it, and then Song Guan found that he touched blood on his hand.

Coughing again, and spitting out a big mouthful of blood, Song Guan touched the inside of his ear with another clean hand, and then he put his hand in front of his eyes with difficulty, and sure enough, he touched it again. Hands full of blood.

Song Guan looked at the blood on his hands in a little bewilderment, coughed, and spat out a mouthful of blood. He was slightly taken aback, and rubbed the clean back of his right hand under his nose with his backhand.After putting down his hand, Song Guan looked down, and saw that the back of his hand, which was originally white, was already stained red by nosebleeds.

Song Guan: "..."

This time it's amazing, he just engages in such an exaggerated bleeding from the seven orifices, hahahaha, is it his rhythm to play to death as soon as he comes up?