Cannon fodder "attack" development system

When someone pressed against the wall and bit his Adam's apple, Song Guan didn't dare to say a word.He knew that Ye Boen called himself a bug, and he also knew that the other party was very animalistic, but he didn't expect that the other party would actually pounce on him and use such a simple predation method to bite him.

Ye Boen bit hard, making a tooth mark on Song Guan's Adam's apple.Feeling that the other person was breathing fast under him, and his chest heaved quite violently, Ye Boen wondered if he had bitten Song Guan, so he stretched out his arms and hugged Song Guan, in a hugging gesture, and followed, he tentatively , stuck out the tip of his tongue, and gently licked twice at Song Guan's Adam's apple, where his own teeth marks were left.

Pressing Song Guan, Ye Boen said softly, "Do you know you're wrong?"

Song Guan's Adam's apple twitched slightly, and reluctantly said, "Got it."

Satisfied, Ye Boen asked again: "Do you dare to do it next time?"

"..." Song Guan thought that it would be no big deal for a good man not to suffer the immediate loss, so he softly said something that ran counter to his own intention, "Don't dare."

In fact, Ye Boen hoped that Song Guan would make such a fuss again next time, he could guarantee that the opponent would not be able to beat him at all, and at the same time he would have a reason to bite the opponent, just like now.Ye Boen let go of Song Guan a little bit unsatisfactorily: "Do you want to be obedient?"

Song Guan was scolded by him like a son, and he really wanted to pounce on Ye Boen and bite Ye Boen violently. The two unexpectedly reached an initial consensus. Song Guan lowered his eyes, grinded his back molars and said softly, "Got it."

After being let go by Ye Boen, Song Guan ran a long way, unable to hold back the breath in his heart.At this moment, his temper suddenly exploded, because Ye Boen has been catching and bullying him without pain. It has been like this since last semester. The clay figurine still has a temper. At the moment when Song Guan lost his mind, he was almost out of breath. He turned his head and bluffed and said loudly: "Ye Boen, wait for me next time, I will tell you when you are finished!"

Ye Boen rubbed his chin and smiled, which almost meant disdain, and then he said six words clearly: "Come on, I'll wait."

When he returned to the dormitory at night and saw Yu Youdu, Song Guan found that his roommate had obviously grown a lot taller after missing him for a summer vacation.But at this time, he didn't expect that Yu Youdu not only grew taller after a summer vacation, but also got a lot of upgrades and refinements in the "fake drama".

As usual, at nine o'clock in the evening, Song Guan was sitting on his bed. He saw Yu Youdu take out a somewhat old robot from the cabinet, but he still didn't understand what was going on.I saw Yu Youdu stretched out his fingers, pressed the button on the top, and the little robot "swiped" and stretched out "long hands and long legs" from the body cavity, grabbed the bed quilt tightly, and then began to crunch and shake.And at the same time, the hair in this little robot's stomach made very realistic popping sounds, panting, moaning, slapping of the body, and the sound of water from the joint, all of which are available in this dormitory room vividly in 3D The surround sound effect sang.

Facing such high technology, Song Guan, who had been cleaned up by the protagonist Ye Boen, was sitting on the bed in a depressed mood.At this time, when he saw the picture in front of him, because he was too startled, his mouth was a little bit open, and he couldn't care about other moods.

As for Yu Youdu who activated the robot, he took a step back after turning on the robot switch.He felt that Song Guan would not be dissatisfied with this level of achievement, and when he turned around suddenly, he saw "Lord Gold Master" sitting on the bed with a dumbfounded expression on his face.After thinking about it, Yu Youdu explained without expression: "I modified this with an old household robot that I eliminated before, and made it into the current effect. Do you think you are satisfied?"

Song Guan closed his mouth and looked at Yu Youdu. He was convinced by the other party's honesty and sincerity in doing business. He praised sincerely: "You are really talented." The indescribable voice, and then commented, "And don't talk about other things, I heard the timbre of this synthetic voice, it's quite like you, it's too realistic."

Yu Youdu said blankly, "What was recorded was my cry, not a synthetic voice."

After being surprised just now, Song Guan's mind was relaxed at this time. Hearing this, he swayed casually, just like he used to talk nonsense with his classmates and roommates: "This sound effect is really good!" Sensational, it makes me hard to hear hahaha."

Yu Youdu was taken aback for a moment, and he didn't know if he was angry at Song Guan's shapeless words or what, his face suddenly turned a thin layer of red, even the tips of his ears were red.But he didn't say anything, just turned his head and walked to the desk in front of the other wall without saying a word, then sat down on his buttocks, doing his homework with his back to Song Guan.

Song Guan just said such a sentence, thinking of his relationship with Yu Youdu, he immediately knew that he had spoken the wrong accent, so in the indescribable 3D surround sound, he hurriedly added: "I'm joking, that's not what I mean. "

Yu Youdu squeezed his fist and thought to himself, hooligan!

Seeing that the elementary school boy turned his back to him and said nothing, he was obviously angry. Song Guan knew that he did something wrong this time. You must know that some people can make this kind of joke casually, and some people don't like it when they are more serious. Besides, there is still a long time for him and his elementary school brother to continue working together. Now it is the beginning of the second semester, and they will have to wait until the end of the third semester to break up, so there is no need to make troubles.

So thinking this way, Song Guan jumped out of the bed, walked lightly to Yu Youdu's side, squatted down halfway, tilted his head to look at him, and said softly, "Are you angry?"

Yu Youdu didn't intend to talk to each other at first, although after the previous semester, he already knew that Song Guan's temperament changed drastically because he fell in love with his classmate Ye Boen, but in his subconscious, he still felt that Song Guan was still the one in his memory, He really didn't expect Song Guan to talk to himself like this, he was stunned for a moment, he looked at the other party in a daze and replied: "I didn't..."

Song Guan said: "Please don't get angry when I invite you to dinner, okay?"

Yu Youdu was indeed angry, but he always said "not angry", but the other party repeatedly said that he was angry, as if he had completely seen through his appearance, and he was really angrier in his heart: "I don't want you to please, I'm not angry at all." Suddenly noticed Song Guan's eyelashes that seemed to have been bitten by a dog, "...what's wrong with your eyes?"

Song Guan didn't know that Yu Youdu was talking about his eyelashes: "What eyes?"

Yu Youdu: "Your eyelashes have fallen out."

It’s okay not to mention this, but when Song Guan mentions this, he thinks of Ye Boen, the protagonist who has lost his mind, and he is really angry. His own ambitions, "Sooner or later, I'm going to pull out his bastard's eyelashes!"

Yu Youdu was stunned when he heard that, he looked at Song Guan's fox eyes, in the past, he only thought Song Guan was very fierce, like a fox's fierce method, but now Song Guan's people are not so fierce, it's a bit like vixen.There is a smile on the expressionless face and squinting the eyes. When you smile, don't talk too much. Even if you make an angry expression, it always feels that it is not that serious, but like a baby.

Now Song Guan is trying to be angry with others in front of him, but it seems to be acting like a baby with him, which makes him very unbearable.Yu Youdu looked at Song Guan, said "Oh" for a while, and said, "Then I wish you success soon."

Song Guan waved his hand to show that he accepted it, and then he asked Yu Youdu: "What do you want to eat tomorrow?"

Yu Youdu didn't want to have dinner with Song Guan, nor did he want to spend too much time with Song Guan.

Song Guan once helped him, but later spent money to characterize their relationship as a relationship of lovers. The two of them had sex in bed for countless times, and they were so familiar that they couldn't be more familiar.But everyone was always silent on the bed, and Song Guan had always been indifferent and patient with his attacks, which was quite painful to him anyway in his impression.

He has always been a little afraid in front of Song Guan, and has low self-esteem. He just tried to save face and didn't want to be inferior, so he also acted like he didn't care about anything in front of Song Guan.But now the other party suddenly changed his attitude towards others, which made him flustered all of a sudden, and he didn't know what to do.Song Guan asked him what he wanted to eat, and repeated good words, he was a little at a loss: "I won't eat..."

Song Guan directly finalized: "Don't be polite to me! How about the No. 5 set meal?"

Yu Youdu said, "I don't eat beans..."

Song Guandao: "Then change to No. 4?"

Confused, Yu Youdu made an appointment with Song Guan for dinner the next day.

Generally speaking, Song Guan lived peacefully throughout the second semester, which is quite good.The only bad thing is that he has been unable to beat the protagonist Shou Ye Boen, and has been pulled out by the opponent.

What is slightly different from last semester is that at the end of this semester, there will be a big party for the whole grade, and each class will perform on stage.Song Guan's class finally agreed on the result of the "dance" and everyone in the class had to participate.Dancing against each other means that two people should dance against each other, and the partner of each person in the class is not found by themselves, but is randomly assigned by the system.

Coincidentally this time, the person assigned to Song Guan was Ye Boen.

Ye Boen walked up to Song Guan, he wanted to laugh when he saw Song Guan's expression clearly: "You seem very unhappy to see me?"

Song Guanhaha: "How is it possible, being able to dance with Mr. Ye is my blessing!"

Ye Boen stretched out a finger with both hands, pressed the corners of Song Guan's eyes, and then pushed out, pressing Song Guan's fox eyes into a long, thin and dead look: "Little fox, how dare you lie to me? I peeled off your skin !"

Song Guan knew that he was no match for the opponent by force. If Ye Boen wanted to make trouble, he would have nothing to do with him. If he fought back, he would only make the opponent worse, so at this moment in public, he swallowed his anger and let the opponent play tricks: "Hey, hey, you are almost the same. Well stop it, if you keep doing this, believe it or not, I'm really angry? Did you hear what the above said? We two men, now we are going to draw lots to draw who will dance the men's and women's steps... Very good! Classmate Ye, you dance the women's steps! Congratulations Congratulations!"

Ye Boen had played enough, and then let go of Song Guan, and he looked calm about the question of whether to dance the men's step or the women's step: "I didn't expect you to be like an old antique. How old is it? There is no difference, and the behavior of using gender division as an insult has no meaning at all. Song Guan, are you naive?"

Song Guan was choked to death by him, he raised his face, and said provocatively: "Okay, then do you want to wear antique women's clothes?"

Ye Boen looked at Song Guan with a half-smile: "Do you want to see it?"

Thinking of bad memories for a moment, what happened a long time ago, Song Guan was in a daze for a moment before regaining his senses and quickly said: "I don't want to watch it."

While practicing dancing, Song Guan found that Ye Boen was calm, and he kept dancing the wrong steps and stomping on his own feet. His feet were going to be swollen by the other party, okay?In the sound of the music, Ye Boen couldn't hear what Song Guan said, so Song Guan could only lean into the other party's ear and say, "Did you do it on purpose? Retaliation?"

Ye Boen put his hands on Song Guan's shoulders, then leaned over and put his arms around Song Guan's waist, and he also whispered in Song Guan's ear: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it, but I want to say, your waist Pretty thin."

Song Guan, who was molested like this, remembered the experience of being bullied by the other party for the whole semester, and he pinched Ye Boen's buttocks viciously: "I'm so proud of you, your butt is also very upturned—it's no use apologizing, you When I get home today, I must wash my shoes and return them to me tomorrow!"

As soon as Ye Boen turned around, his footsteps stomped heavily on Song Guan's toes, and Song Guan almost screamed "Aww" on the spot.Turning around again, facing Song Guan, Ye Boen put his hand on Song Guan's shoulder again. He looked at Song Guan who was stepped on with tears, and leaned closer and said softly: "I will wash it for you. Okay, you Don't always act like a spoiled child to me."

Song Guan really wanted to take off his shoes and knock the other party into a big cake.

Then Ye Boen really took away the pair of dirty shoes on Song Guan's feet and washed them - but after he took the shoes away, Song Guan was barefoot, so Song Guan could only Let my little home robot go to the dormitory and bring back a new pair.

The second semester went smoothly and didn't encounter any bad things. Unfortunately, life can't be peaceful all the time, there will always be some twists and turns. In the third semester, Song Guan encountered a bad thing.

It is still related to the protagonist Shou Ye Boen.

Nine o'clock that night, as usual, was the time for the "fake show" to be staged.Song Guan was originally reading in bed, but suddenly remembered that he had dried some underwear on the balcony the day before yesterday and kept confiscating them. He just finished reading chapters and chapters of the book in his hand, so he simply took a break.Song Guan put down the book in his hand, and ran to the balcony lightly to collect his clothes - but he was not afraid of being seen, because his old bed sheets were still drying on the balcony, hanging them to cover the entire balcony. Surrounded by a circle, no one should be able to see that he who was supposed to be "indescribable" indoors ran out to collect his clothes.

Although this plan is well planned, the plan will never keep up with the sudden changes.Song Guan put away his underwear and was about to go indoors when a gust of wind blew up and a sock fell on his feet down the stairs.Song Guan was stunned, and saw the appearance of the socks on the ground through the light in the dormitory room. Before he could react, a figure suddenly fell from the sky, and turned down with one hand from the upstairs, falling silently like a leaf. He landed on the balcony railing of Song Guan's room, and then the man lifted the hanging bed sheet, and happened to meet Song Guan's eyes.

Song Guan and the person in front of him stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, his whole mind was in a daze.The room on the side was still crackling with 3D surround sound effects. Ye Boen turned sideways and glanced into Song Guan's room. The sky was half-covered by clouds and the moon was shining dimly. His eyebrows and eyes were immersed in the moonlight. He smiled lightly: "Hey," Ye Boen said, "The little fox's fox cave is so lively at night."

Song Guan: "..."

So fucking embarrassing! ! !

Can he kill the protagonist and be silenced? !