Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Sure enough, in the next second, Song Guan heard the mechanical sound that shattered the last trace of fantasy.

——[Task progress tracking and follow-up completed. 】

——[The mission of the tenth week failed.Confirmation failed. 】

——[The task progress bar reads, the current player task progress bar is still 2/10. 】

——[System testing, testing, testing completed. 】

——[Confirmed, the current cut-in state is the system commentary mode. 】

——【Failure is the mother of success, players don't have to be discouraged.Guide 1745 will continue to provide players with relevant help and guidance, and I wish the players clear the level as soon as possible, and wish the players a happy game. 】

Song Guan: "..."

Although he has experienced a lot, he can deal with it calmly when he accidentally falls into a sexual relationship, but the mission failed after such a tragic death. No matter how many times he has experienced it, Song Guan can't get used to it and wants to beat people up.

Noticing the murderous expression on Song Guan's face, Mr. Egg shivered, the numb and hollow expression on his face changed, and a huge drop of cold sweat flowed down its bare egg shell.Mr. Egg flapped out a pair of white wings, and flew towards the back, trying to widen the distance between himself and Song Guan.While thumping, it said: "Well, this Song Guan, you calm down, you listen to my explanation, don't get excited, don't get excited—"

It's a pity that Mr. Egg ran late. It was dragged down before it could fully fly in mid-air. Song Guan grabbed its wings and touched it twice with his hands. Mr. Egg was shocked when he touched it. Feeling like a chicken or duck in the vegetable market, being picked and weighed by others, it heard Song Guan's cool tone and said unhurriedly, "Why run?"

Mr. Egg is so clutched by his wings, he doesn't dare to flop around.The last time it met Song Guan, it had been intentionally or unintentionally showing off its big wings in various ways, which can also be seen that it cherishes its feathers very much.At this moment, being held in the hands of the "Lifeline", Mr. Dandan didn't dare to move, for fear that Song Guan's hand would shake a bunch of hairs and bald him - if there is a bald spot on the wings, it should be How ugly!

Song Guan smoothed two handfuls of Egg Lord's wings and feathers again, and said with a smirk: "You didn't do anything wrong, but why did you turn your head and run away when you saw me? What about this matter?" thing, don't you think you need to explain?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

Originally, Song Guan just wanted to scare Mr. Egg, but he didn't expect Mr. Egg to burst into tears when he heard the words, "Wow", water oozed drop by drop from the thick egg shell.Song Guan was taken aback when he saw this, and said "I'll go" in his heart, grabbed Mr. Egg's wings, and looked like a dog: "What did you really do?"

"No, no!" Although Mr. Dandan was crying, he did not forget to pay attention to his feathers. Song Guan was scratched hard this time, and he couldn't help saying, "Take it easy, my feathers are about to be caught by you." Grab it."

Song Guanwenyan's expression eased, and his grip on the wings relaxed a bit: "Then why are you crying?"

Mr. Egg made a "wow" and the tears flowed even more fiercely, but he was relieved: "If you didn't scare me, would I need to cry?"

This makes no sense.

Song Guan was startled: "Why did I scare you?"

Mr. Egg accused: "You had such a fierce expression just now! So fierce! So fierce!"

Song Guan said "Oh", and then put on a more ferocious expression than when he first saw Mr. Egg and said, "I can be more fierce."

Mr. Egg: "..."

Mr. Egg forgot to cry.

half an hour.

Mr. Egg said in a low voice, "When you were not around, was I exchanging ideas with my friends..."

Seeing that the other party stopped crying, Song Guan restrained the frightening expression on his face, and asked casually, "And then?"

Mr. Egg said in a low voice: "Then a little friend talked about the 'Honkai'."

Song Guan turned his head to the side: "What is that?"

"Honkai is a 'gamer' like you." Mr. Egg shook his wings and seemed a little uneasy when he said this, "But 'Honkai' is a term for us. If you explain it in a different way, it’s probably crazy—and it’s the kind that has become extremely aggressive. They are generally more brutal, er, the expressions on their faces are probably the same as yours before... So you know why I was so scared just now, QAQ, I was really scared to death... In short, the thing is like this, I heard, um, I heard that one of my seniors died not long ago in a' It's in my hands." Mr. Egg showed an expression that he couldn't bear to recall when he said this, he hesitated, and finally said, "It's a very, very miserable death," and emphasized, "It's really miserable," like It was afraid that Song Guan would not be able to feel the horror, so it added, "The hair is completely bald!"

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan fiddled with Mr. Egg's wings for a moment, and saw Mr. Egg with an expression as if he was going to die and said: "Song Guan, I said if, this, I just hypothesize-if there is such a day, you I stand on the opposite side, and I will start a life-and-death struggle, and if you gain the upper hand... Well, I have no other request, just one thing I want you to promise me-please, please let me die completely !"

Mr. Egg spoke so sincerely, Song Guanwenyan withdrew his hand on Mr. Egg's wings, he stood with his hands crossed, looked Mr. Egg up and down, and saw that Mr. Egg was all hairy. Only then did he look away, and said slowly: "It's not certain that I won't kill you. If there is such a day--I will definitely pluck your hair first."

Mr. Egg: "........."

No matter what expression Mr. Egg is on at the moment, after Song Guan finished speaking, he raised his head and grinned at Mr. Egg, then squatted down and sat on the ground.He was sitting on the ground with one leg bent and the other straight. Song Guan used his straight leg to kick the egg guy who was sluggishly in place: "Hey, wake up!" , You haven’t said how this week’s show failed.”

Ever since Song Guanshuo plucked it into a bald man, Mr. Egg has a silly expression on his face, as if he was cheated of money and sex.After being kicked twice by Song Guan, he regained consciousness and put away that idiot look. It folded its wings and stood in front of Song Guan. , shaking his feathers, Fang said: "Things are too messy, I can't explain it clearly." Seeing that Song Guan was about to kick it again, he shook the egg body hurriedly, and continued, "But the key to the chaos of the whole situation, It may be due to the change of the role of the Red Dragon in the incident."

Mr. Egg paused for a while, as if he was trying to organize his words: "Actually, in the original story, Red Dragon was just a passing character, but you brought him home... I'll talk about the original plot first. Because the outline you received is only an outline after all, with only a rough skeleton and no details, and the original outline is a rough rough setting, so sometimes there will be some contradictory settings on it. Or blank loopholes. But after these settings are expanded into a complete world, some unreasonable places, or places that are not mentioned, will be automatically filled and perfected.

"Take the priest for example. It is said in the setting that he is gentle and kind, but in the reality where the blank plot is filled and the contradictory loopholes are repaired, the personality of the priest is actually not like this. Saying "gentle and kind" is indeed reflected, but obviously this so-called "gentle and kind" can only be regarded as the most superficial impression of him

"The priest hated vampires very much. When he was young, the small village where he was born was slaughtered by vampires. Only he escaped by chance. Since then, his goal in life has been to kill all vampires. His relatives were killed by vampires." Yes—this point is somewhat similar to the experience of the protagonist Shou, and the protagonist Shou also hates vampires. Ah, about this point, I mean that in the original story, the protagonist Shou hated vampires very much.

"After the priest learned about the past of the protagonist Shou, because of the specious resemblance between the two, and because of this kind of sympathetic compassion, he had a very good impression of the protagonist Shou, and the protagonist Shou's appearance was very It suits the vision of the priest, so in the future time together, the bonus of the priest's affection for the protagonist will be higher than that of others.

"But the main character is obviously liked by the illusion of the priest's gentleness and kindness. But at the same time, it is this illusion that the priest devotes himself to showing the world. They are all illusions, but since everyone recognizes it, even if the priest's true nature The character is indeed exposed sometimes, but it is exposed in some unimportant small plots. The main plot in the outline does not appear, so the outline also defaults. The priest has such an unrealistic character. The character of the situation - he is gentle and kind.

"However, in the original plot, all the main plots were actually promoted secretly by the priest, including the death of the younger brother and the death of the vampire prince. For the sake of interests, some vampires and church people will reach some kind of agreement. Then help each other do some things, and the priest is a subordinate of a certain bishop who has transactions with vampires.

"After discovering his feelings for the protagonist Shou, he single-handedly contributed to the death of his younger brother in the original plot. He did this mainly because the younger brother was too much in the way, because the younger brother accounted for too much of the protagonist Shou's heart, and this younger brother no matter what No matter how you look at it, they are not pure minded about the protagonist Shou, and even though they are not in good health, they are very good at trouble and always pester the protagonist Shou.

"The priest felt that my younger brother was too much of a hindrance. In fact, his number one target was the Vampire Prince, but halfway through, he felt that if he could get rid of his younger brother by the way, it would be of great benefit--it could not only completely remove this obstacle, but also help him to get rid of his younger brother." He deepened the protagonist's hatred of the vampire prince. So the priest encouraged some vampires to bully and torture his younger brother. At the same time, he gave his younger brother a chronic poison. Later, his younger brother died as he wished.

"As for the Vampire Prince and the Red Dragon. In the original plot, the Red Dragon really has nothing to do with the Vampire Prince. The Red Dragon has attacked the protagonist and suffered a lot, but the strength of the Vampire Prince—your situation is an accident—reasonably so. He said that it is still a little difficult for the Vampire Prince to defeat the Red Dragon, and he has to pay some price to win. Originally, after being sealed for so long, the Vampire Prince lost his strength. What. Obviously in this matter, it is not wise for him to compete with the red dragon after all.

"So the situation at that time was at a stalemate. The Vampire Prince took the Red Dragon away half-intimidated and half-coaxed. The Red Dragon didn't think too much about the Vampire Prince. He forgot it when he saw it. Later, it was wandering around and was discovered by the priest. The priest I got to know the Red Dragon and helped the Red Dragon a lot, but in the end he also lied to the Red Dragon and got all the things of the Red Dragon out, and then he sold the news of the Red Dragon to the church, and the church suppressed the Red Dragon, and the priest learned from it After that, the priest figured out a way to pretend that it didn't come from him, and gave him the scroll he cheated from the little dragon and the poison made from the little red dragon's blood. Let the protagonist suffer, so that the protagonist can go and kill the vampire prince without fail."

Mr. Egg stopped here, and flapped its wings: "This is the complete story of the original plot." After speaking, it looked down at Song Guan, "But when it comes to you..."

Mr. Egg said: "It was a little bit wrong at the beginning. When you were sealed in the tenth week, it is reasonable to be starved to do it alone, but don't you have 'painting'? It was originally It is an unscientific plug-in, a completely independent energy provider, which is equivalent to a "perpetual motion machine", so the body of the Vampire Prince automatically draws the energy in the "Dog Painted Face" to maintain its own minimum Limiting the demand, which prevents you from becoming a person, so when the protagonist suffers... he still thinks you are a good person."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan: "I wanted to say it a long time ago. The cheats you gave and the additional skills that were later used as compensation are all unreliable."

Mr. Egg laughed: "There is a little..."

Song Guan hehe: "It's fine if it's unreliable, and you don't sell it at all. You said your 'painted face', I want it to have a use, to add to the chaos, I said long ago that I don't want this rubbish stuff, In the end, I couldn’t even return the product, and insisted on binding me for ten weeks, as well as your so-called compensation,” Song Guan said word by word, “‘Death Pain Off’,” word by word. The feeling of jumping out was almost like gnashing of teeth, but Song Guan still smiled slightly, "Do you know how much pain I have this time?"

Mr. Egg shuddered from the laughter.

Song Guan said: "The so-called 'death pain sensory shutdown', I've seen hell. This time, as a vampire, I can't die if I get skinned and cramped, and the prerequisite for the pain sensory shutdown you gave is death. No, that is to say, this pain can’t be shielded at all, so until the final fire started, I experienced the inhuman torture of skinning very consciously. Your so-called compensation is not worthy of the name at all. I think you should Give me an explanation."

Mr. Egg hesitated for a long time when he heard the words, and then whispered: "I know, there is no way to 'paint your face', but I am also communicating with the Lord God about the matter of 'disabling the pain of death', so I can talk to you Guaranteed, this problem will definitely be resolved next week."

Although Mr. Egg is not very reliable, but one thing is better, it will definitely do what it promises, so it says that if it can be solved next week, it will definitely be solved next week. This is Song Guan is not worried.But now that the explanation has already been given, there is no point in messing around any longer. Song Guan nodded and said, "Then you continue to talk, how could this week's program fail."

Seeing that Song Guan was so reasonable and didn't hold on to this matter, Mr. Egg fluttered his wings a little bit ashamedly, but he didn't dare to create the hallucinatory special effects of feathers like Zhoumu. That's right, Mr. Egg saw it last time When watching Song, the scene of flying feathers is actually just a deception of the five senses, an illusion.Don’t smile when you’re talking about business, Mr. Dan Dan folded his wings, and stood in front of Song Guan honestly, without any ambiguity, and continued to analyze: “Just now when we talked about the issue of ‘painting face’, the protagonist Shou began to think that you are a good person , and you turned him into a vampire later on. Even so, the first impression was too deep. In short, the protagonist Shou’s feelings towards you are quite complicated, and he may still have a good impression of you.”

Song Guan ignored the second half of the sentence, and only asked casually: "And then?"

Mr. Egg: "Then, what's more, the power you showed in this episode has surpassed that of the vampire prince in the original story - I found out the reason later, this should be related to the sixth episode, you as the Qinglong When you comprehended Qinglong's ability, didn't you realize it once? You touched some of the laws that you comprehended at that time. The existence of a world must be supported by its laws. It just so happens that the laws of the two worlds are somewhat similar, so In this world of vampires, you have shown some of the power of Qinglong—after all, although the rules are similar in construction, they are different in the end, but even so, the power you have shown is far beyond the power of the original owner.

"So when the red dragon appeared, you defeated the red dragon. From then on, the plot began to be chaotic. In the original story, the priest was the planner of everything, but when it came to you, the existence of the priest was weakened. Yes, but my younger brother did a lot of things that a priest would do. For example, contacting the Red Dragon, cheating on the Red Dragon, and finally sold the news of the Red Dragon to the church, and then let the church people kill the Red Dragon... "

Song Guan was stunned by this shocking news, and was stunned: "You said that Red Dragon died because of the younger brother of the protagonist Shou?" Thinking of the bean sprout-like younger brother next to the young master, Song Guan's impression was that the other party He said, "But the results of my investigation at the time clearly showed that the death of the red dragon should be caused by the protagonist?"

Mr. Egg sighed after hearing the words: "No, you were deceived by them. Maybe the protagonist Shou feels too subtle towards you. My younger brother is an extreme brother-controlling man with a strong desire for monopoly. Originally, in the original story, The protagonist Shou hates the Vampire Prince very, very much, and at the same time treats his younger brother wholeheartedly. So in the original story, the younger brother is relatively satisfied, so he didn’t make any trouble. But when it comes to you, the protagonist Shou treats you very well. , Brother, he noticed it, so he turned black prematurely, and he was completely crooked. He actually had an affair with the Duke of Wellington, so it was actually the brother who cheated you with the Duke of Wellington, so that you deliberately misunderstood the protagonist accepted."

Song Guan couldn't help but swear: "Fuck, you little bastard!"

Egg Jundao: "My younger brother not only has an affair with the Duke of Wellington, but he also has an affair with the priest. That is to say, the priest did not get involved with the protagonist, but with the younger brother. But the two of them are just innocent. Physical relationship, mutual use, the priest finally cheated the younger brother, the light spells he taught the younger brother are secret arts, and will shorten the life, so the younger brother died as early as in the original story, but the younger brother died before he died. You confessed everything to the protagonist Shou, and then used puppetry to control the protagonist Shou, in order to let the protagonist Shou kill you.

"Originally, my younger brother's plan was to control the protagonist Shou, kill you with dragon blood and the ancient scrolls treasured by the red dragon, and then control the protagonist Shou to leave the scene, so as to completely cut off the protagonist Shou's thoughts. But it didn't count. , the protagonist shou broke free from the puppet technique at the end, so the protagonist shou did not leave the scene in the end, thinking that he had become a vampire anyway, and the innocent and cute younger brother he thought in his heart was actually black, the protagonist shou felt that I have absolutely no love in life, so he died with you in the end."

Song Guan opened his mouth with an expression of disbelief: "You mean he died with me?!"

Mr. Egg nodded: "Yes, you may have been in too much pain later, so you didn't notice it, but the protagonist Shou did die with you in the end." The bones of the two were hugged together , burned into a ball, although it was all burnt out in the end...Of course, Mr. Egg thought about the last half of the sentence, but didn't say it.

Mr. Egg continued: "In this world, the priest and the protagonist Shou have nothing to do with each other. Although they did meet a few times, just like the information you got, they had normal contact like in the outline, but they didn't If any feelings arise, the priest has some interest in the protagonist Shou, but the protagonist Shou is not in his mind, and that interest will end without a problem, and in the end, the priest treats him as the pope, which is quite chic."

Song Guan: "..."

Also drunk.

Mr. Egg is also quite drunk. This kind of plot collapses to the point of being natural, which makes people speechless.But this is not the first time this has happened, just as Song Guan is now very numb to the fact that the protagonist Shou likes him, Mr. Egg has also become very numb to Song Guan's impeccable messing up of the entire plot.

Anyway, Song Guan is taking the plot very seriously now, Mr. Egg comforted himself like this, according to Song Guan's current momentum, after going through a few more weeks, Song Guan will definitely become a pillar of talent in the field of cannon fodder ...Ah, even within the scope of the current system space, only Song Guan chose the cannon fodder attack... Thinking of this, Mr. Egg can't help but think of the time when he analyzed Song Guan's situation at the end of the ninth week. conclusions drawn.

It's a pity that the tenth week was unlucky, and I couldn't choose the desired week as I wished.

Mr. Egg hopes that he and Song Guan will have better luck this time, and hope that in the world that will be randomly picked later, the character Song Guan chooses is a cannon fodder for heartthrobs, otherwise it would be good if it is a protagonist who suffers from the early death of Bai Yueguang in his heart. .It didn't consider what the protagonist would attack. Anyway, Song Guan was with the protagonist Shou every day. As long as he was not pressed by the protagonist when he climbed into bed and reversed the CP, all tasks felt easy to complete.

Song Guan failed once again. Although at first he was very unhappy and wanted to get angry with Mr. Egg, but after listening to Mr. Egg's explanation, he also bowed down to his ability to distort the plot, and felt that he was against the sky. And the ability to act is so strong that he saw a ghost, and he was very speechless, so he lost his temper.

After thinking about it, he grabbed Mr. Egg's wingtips and pulled the person to him.

Song Guan knows that there are all kinds of cannon fodder books at Mr. Dandan, and there can't be more.At the end of the last few weeks, he flipped through the book, but after summarizing his practical experience, Song Guan felt that the contents of the book were mostly nonsense. So I decided not to watch it.

Because there is no need to read the book, Mr. Egg has explained all the things that should be explained, and Song Guan has nothing to do, so he simply drags Mr. Egg and starts chatting.And Mr. Egg is also good-tempered. As soon as it folded its wings, it rubbed against Song Guan, and began to argue with Song Guandong about something.

One person, one egg chatting like this is also very happy, and the happy time always passes quickly.After a while, the system prompt sounded in this white space——

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

【five……】

【Four……】

【three……】

【two……】

【one……】

In the flashing red light of the formation, Song Guan blinked his eyes, and said to Mr. Egg, who had been flapping his wings outside: "I really don't believe that I can't finish it all the time."

Hearing this, Mr. Egg fluttered his wings and encouraged Song Guan: "It is impossible for people to be unlucky all the time. Times always come and go. Song Guan, please do your best this time."

In this way, Song Guan entered the next week.

Every world was unknown to Song Guan at the very beginning.The unknown also means infinite possibilities, but obviously, among these infinite possibilities, for Song Guan, there must be none of them, including his penis being held in his mouth.No.Absolutely not.