Cannon fodder "attack" development system

After Song Guan rejected the Duke of Wellington, the Duke of Wellington did not give up his "Amway" plan, and he still relentlessly sold his emotions to Song Guan ♂♀♂playing Dafa, chirping, chirping There is another string of words. Although Song Guan's hearing is passable now, it is not his mother tongue after all. The Duke of Wellington speaks quickly, and it is simply a large piece of garbled characters, which makes people unable to look directly at it. Song Guan listened. After a long time, he couldn't bear it any longer, so he picked up a goblet and threw it at the Duke of Wellington's forehead. Song Guan said, "Pay attention to the occasion, there are children here!"

After saying this, the [kid] Red Dragon, who was nestled in Song Guan's arms, was stunned when he heard that he was about to doze off, but when he regained his energy, his eyes stopped squinting, and he straightened his back immediately.It suppressed the excitement, looked up, and saw Song Guan's neat and detailed collar, the red dragon couldn't help but put his arms around Song Guan's waist, put his head on it, rubbed it twice, rubbed it His short, shaggy red hair was sticking up.

At this time, the Red Dragon was very moved. "Dad" always wanted to throw it away, and he always wanted to throw it away. Right now, "Dad" has clearly recognized his existence from the heart, and he loves himself very much!

If Song Guan could know the thoughts of the red dragon's inner world at the moment, he must have an expression of a tired dog again. Regarding the sticky movements of the little red dragon, he couldn't do it too ugly due to the presence of outsiders, so He didn't move. Of course, this immobility, in the eyes of others, has a bit of "indulgence" in it.The Duke of Wellington was hit by Song Guan with a goblet, leaving a red mark on his head, but after he was hit, he still caught the goblet without changing his expression, and saluted Song Guan. Duke Lington's gaze lingered on the red dragon in Song Guan's arms for a while, and he didn't know what kind of imaginary images rushed through his mind as wide as Mahler's Gobi. In short, he revealed a "I understand" With an expression on his face, he said meaningfully: "My lord, I understand."

Song Guan: "..."

What the hell is this kind of uncomfortable feeling, but I can't get the point of the other party, so I can't explain it...

After the Duke of Wellington resigned, Song Guan pulled off Xiaolong who had been rubbing his head against him, saying that Xiaolong could go to play with his younger brother, and he had business to do, so he didn't have time to accompany him.Usually when the Red Dragon heard this, he would have gone to play with his younger brother a long time ago. I don't know if it was because of the mutual sympathy between the bear children. Although they are of different species, the two really play well together. .But this day, the red dragon was inexplicably clingy, and even Song Guan refused to let him go.Touching the red soft hair of the red dragon, Song Guan thought about it, but he couldn't figure out why, but he couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it. He straightened his face and reprimanded the little red dragon a few words , I don’t know what was going on in the young dragon’s mind, after being scolded, he didn’t have the grievances of the past, but instead looked very shy, which made Song Guan get goosebumps all over his body, and hurriedly sent him away.

And since that day, Song Guan found that the Duke of Wellington would come to recommend him to play Dafa with emotion ♂♀♂ from time to time, and his attitude was also very persistent, even when he was repeatedly rejected Don't give up, and the sales are also quoted from many sources. The only bad thing is that you keep beeping and talking non-stop. When you are in a bad mood, you feel like there are many bees buzzing in your ears. .There is a phrase called three women in one play, and the Duke of Wellington alone can be worth ninety-nine 81 women, which is 27 plays.

In the past few days, Song Guan happened to tame a new vampire younger brother. This new younger brother has quite a status in the political arena, and he is a character who can turn his hands into clouds and turn his hands into rain.But after this person became Song Guan's younger brother, it was quite inconvenient for the two to meet because the territory was far apart. In order to ensure a minimum contact and exchange, the younger brother often wrote letters to Song Guan. It is just a trivial matter like talking about flowers blooming today, or it may be a major event such as discussing political changes.

On this day, the Duke of Wellington came to sell again, and Song Guan just received a letter from the younger brother, and was opening the letterhead to read.The question asked by the little brother this time was quite difficult, and Song Guan couldn't think of an answer for a while, but the Duke of Wellington kept talking, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, like a spring morning morning disturbing dream The sound of birds chirping made Song Guan want to paste the letter on Duke Wellington's face for a while.The duke's nagging and coercion also caused Song Guan to collapse a bit. What kind of duke is this f*cking duke? Just change his name to Wellington's "Eight Dukes" and forget it!

Song Guan took a deep breath, then moved the swivel chair back slightly, put the quill in his hand aside with a smirk, and raised his eyebrows: "There is such a thing?"

The Duke of Wellington showed the expression that would appear on the face of every person who wanted to sell Amway, and he said with great sincerity: "My lord, what I said is true."

Song Guan: "Then?"

The Duke of Wellington bowed and saluted. To be fair, the Duke's face looked very handsome, and he was so handsome.Many people who didn't know beforehand, just looking at the Duke's face, might guess that he was a Knight of the Temple of Light or something, and he was of a particularly noble character, but it was not the case.

At this moment, the Duke of Wellington looked at Song Guan, and he slowed down his voice, and in a cadenced tone, as if he was giving a speech in front of hundreds of people, he said to his vampire boss full of surging emotions: "My lord! , Many people think that people who play with emotions are just flirtatious. I always disdain such a definition and evaluation. How can they simply classify this matter as flirtatious? Playing with emotions is not the same as playing with emotions. People who are flirtatious Maybe in the end, or in complacency, being played with feelings and cheated to nothing, and those who play with feelings, they may or may not bother, everything depends on the situation, it is the opponent that determines his attitude , rather than his nature determines his attitude. Some people are disdainful of feelings, but I think those instantaneous changes in the love field, those you advance and retreat, are very interesting, and they test people much more than ordinary matters. .

"It's like a game, just like hunting. All we have to do is to find the vital points of the prey, and then strive to kill with one blow. The whole process is very complicated, and people will have a layer of self-protection shell , just like a pearl oyster, only when we pry open the oyster shell can we see the soft oyster meat and the beautiful pearls. Playing with emotions is very targeted, like It is a 'customized product'. Different objects lead to different strategies, just like when we meet a person who looks like a human being, and get along with a shy person, it must be different..."

The Duke of Wellington talked a lot, and his speech was so lively that Song Guan could only "...".Finally, when the Duke of Wellington stopped, Song Guan applauded the other party, but the applause had nothing to do with what the Duke of Wellington said, but Song Guan simply felt that the Duke's eloquence was really admirable. The title of "the biggest fool in the capital".

The Duke of Wellington grinned after hearing the applause. He looked at Song Guan, and the tenderness in his eyes almost melted into substance and dripped down—sorry, this is the Duke's habitual look. The Duke's habit of teasing ♂ all the year round has enabled him to practice a very superb method of attacking with affectionate eyes. It can be said that the Duke is in a state of strong hormones all the time, and he is also doing his best to tease ♂.

Ordinary people see him, even if they don't like the duke at first, they have to be confused by the duke's appearance. Whether they are obsessed with inferiority or envy, they always have a little fluctuating mood, but it is a pity that the duke met Song Guan. , so his flirtatious eyes are destined to end up in the end of "casting winks to the blind", Song Guan doesn't care about him at all.The Duke of Wellington couldn't help but feel very regretful. He thought that if the force value was not as good as the opponent, he would definitely have to force something. What a good theme is sadomasochism♂love♀love♂.He has secretly built a cage of pure gold in private. Although this cage will never be used for "righteous ways", his heart is full of enthusiasm. Just relying on his imagination when facing the cage, His Excellency the Duke can also masturbate several times .

Clearing his throat, His Excellency the Duke asked righteously: "Your Excellency said before that you want someone to hate you. I don't know what your Excellency will do?"

Song Guan let out a "huh" and felt that the intermission was enough. He picked up the pen on the table again and prepared to start working again, so he replied to the Duke: "Not sure yet, but it's about the same."

The Duke smiled slightly: "I have a suggestion."

Song Guan knew that even if he told the other party to shut up now, the other party would find a way to find a chance to say what he wanted to say in the future, so he didn't smear any ink, just dipped the ink with a quill pen, and didn't lift his head: "You say .”

The Duke said: "Your Excellency likes gentle means, why not humiliate the other party."

Song Guan had already picked up his pen and started to write a few words, he raised his eyes when he heard this sentence: "Oh?"

The duke said: "The person my lord is going to deal with must be arrogant. As long as my lord makes him live like a dog—no, no, no, you don't have to work hard like this. Your lord is so busy, you don't need to spend so much Xinli, as long as the other person understands that he is a dog in front of adults, that person will definitely not be able to bear it." He said this, licked his lips, his eyes had a strange light, and he looked very human-like, he chuckled He said, "I know that adults, like me, definitely don't like the kind of people who come by beckoning, they must like the kind of difficult ones."

Song Guan frowned, and the tip of the pen made a mess of ink on the parchment, which was particularly eye-catching. This stain made him temporarily put down the pen again.Song Guan raised his head and said: "I know what you want to say, you go down first."

The Duke responded with a half-smile and stepped back.

That night, Song Guan finished all matters and went back to his dormitory. Of course, as I said before, vampires don’t actually need to sleep, but now Song Guan has gained popular science, although sleep is not important for vampires. Necessary, but going to sleep mode allows a vampire to save its own energy expenditure, in other words, it reduces the rate at which vampires consume the blood that is their source of energy.

Song Guan has nothing to do recently. After finishing today's task, he naturally thought of going back to his room to sleep, but he didn't expect that when he entered the door, he saw that there was another person on his bed. The man who was naked and only wrapped in a white cloth could be anyone but the Duke of Wellington.

Song Guan stood at the door with a "Xiang" expression on his face, while the Duke of Wellington lay on the bed in a sexy ♂sexy♀♂sultry pose without being affected at all, expressing that he did all this for To relieve Song Guan's worries, he expressed his willingness to donate his delicate chrysanthemums that have not been picked by anyone, so that Song Guan can ravage him wildly without pity.Song Guanwen said that his inner feelings were like swallowing a hundred braised "tintins" raw, which was very hard to describe. In the end, he walked over with two hecks, and in the Duke's extremely excited eyes, he drew a magic circle with one finger, and put the The duke, who was scratching his head and posing ♂, turned into an unlucky guy who couldn't move at all.

Song Guan threw the immobile Duke to the ground, straightened the bed with a calm face, and was about to go to sleep.When the unlucky Duke was thrown out of the bed, the sheets wrapped around his body fell apart. At this moment, he was lying half naked on the floor, with the bird between his legs clinging to the marble floor. It was so cold. Pin ♂ soul.

In fact, the Duke knew from the very beginning that his behavior was quite desperate, but he deduced that Song Guan would definitely not kill him, just like the old saying of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, "The timid starves to death, and the bold dies to death." , the very courageous Duke of Wellington thought it over for a while, and then he gave up his shame, and just let go and did it shamelessly, but he didn't expect that he would end up in such a ridiculous end .

Maybe we shouldn't continue talking nonsense, but the Duke of Wellington looked at the figure on the bed a short distance away, confused by the color, and his gall continued to swell to the sky. He said to the person on the bed in a hoarse voice that he had already I know I'm wrong, now the giant thing under my crotch is sticking to the cold floor, it's very uncomfortable, he doesn't expect Song Guan to release the magic circle that confines him, but I hope Song Guan can help the giant thing under his crotch, let it Don't stick to such a cold ground, he felt that the giant under his crotch was really going to be frozen off.

Song Guan sneered when he heard the words, thinking he was a dick, if he dared to touch my room, it would be good if he didn't chop up your tube of "lip balm", and he dared to ask Lao Tzu to help you, and he dared to call himself a giant under the crotch. things?

This... To be honest, the Duke's crotch is indeed a giant... But at this moment, the one with the biggest fist is the boss, and Song Guan has the final say on the current situation.Song Guan stretched out his fingers with a blank expression and added another magical restraint to the Duke, making the Duke unable to speak anymore.Song Guan said that we vampires are not a delicate species, just lying half naked on the ground is not a big deal, Song Guan also said that he is a very kind boss, if after this night, the Duke really If he suffered some kind of injury, he would definitely help cut off the necrotic part of the Duke, and would not leave him alone and let his injury worsen.

At dawn the next day, Song Guan got up and lifted the magic circle for the Duke, indicating that the Duke could leave.The Duke of Wellington was wronged and left, and while no one was looking, he pinched out countless bruises on his body, and bit his thigh and arm several times, leaving a few very clear but very vague teeth. print.What an experienced scheming diao!So on the same day, such a news spread, saying that someone had given the Duke to that. His Excellency, the Duke of Wellington, was so tormented that his legs could not be closed, and his body was covered in bruises!Terrible!How pitiful!Those who see it cry!

When Song Guan found that everyone looked at him very delicately, the matter was a foregone conclusion.Song Guan went to the meeting hall that afternoon, he met the young master halfway, and the expression and eyes of the young master when he looked at him at that time was also very exciting, so in the end Song Guan thought about it, and he didn't say anything, just like a default As a result, on the second day, the public opinion became more and more violent, even the little red dragon knew about it!

The little red dragon was stunned. Speaking of which, the little red dragon didn't have a good impression of the Duke of Wellington himself. When he heard the rumors, he was about to be scared to pee. You know, in its cognition, Song Guan was his Dad, isn't Song Guan's spouse ♂ its mother? It will never allow the duke, a vampire it doesn't like at all, to be its mother!

Xiaolong cried and ran into Song Guan's office room, threw himself on Song Guan's knee, and wailed loudly, expressing that he didn't want the Duke as a mother.You must know that besides Song Guan, there were still many other people in the room at this time, and everyone was stunned by Xiaolong's posture.Xiaolong explained the reason while crying, and then he wiped away his tears in anger and said, "You might as well like me if you like him, I am much prettier than him!"

Before everyone in the room realized what this sentence meant, they saw the red-haired child lying on Song Guan's knee suddenly swelled up, and the bones stretched out to make a "caracalla" sound. Seeing a young man suddenly grow from a child's clothes, the child's clothes were torn, and the pale-skinned red-haired young man sat cross-legged on Song Guan, with a strand of hair covering one eye in front of his forehead .

In the dead silence of the room, the red-haired young man lowered his head, as if he was about to kiss. Song Guan, who was also stunned by this series of events, finally came to his senses at this moment. He quickly covered his mouth with his eyes, The person was lifted, and the person stood up, and the shoes stepped on the ground covered with cashmere blankets without making any sound.Song Wang looked at Xiaolong who had fallen to the ground and covered his eyes and seemed to have started to cry silently. After a long while, he choked out a blunt sentence: "What nonsense."

Because this turning point was so wonderful, everyone was dumbfounded. Since then, there has been a new follow-up about the incident of "The Duke is enjoyed so much that he can't close his legs".I have to say that no matter where you are, no matter what race you are, what is similar is everyone's brains and brain power.Under the rich imagination of the masses, Song Guan felt that he was about to kneel, and it happened that this time came to a plot point in "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ ♂ Outline", which was about the original owner of this shell giving to the young master I entrusted a task, but it turned out to be very dangerous. The young master was seriously injured, and finally managed to complete this task, but the original owner said that the young master's completion of this task was really too bad, and it was completely unqualified , must accept the punishment ♂, so the young master was forced to accept the punishment ♂.

And this time the punishment is cough cough cough, because the content of the punishment is what is mentioned in the "Plot ♂ Plot ♀♂ Outline", the original owner and the protagonist are the only intimate contact ♂♀♂♂, the content is pretty fucked, so I won’t do it That's too much to say.Song Guan felt annoyed during this period, so he quickly dragged the young master out to do the task, but at this time, the red dragon came to make trouble, and Song Guan had a headache, so he threw this guy out to do the task by the way, and the Duke was very proud when he found out No, no, no, but before the Duke was finished, Song Guan was annoyed by looking at this guy, so he threw this guy out to do the task...

After drawing out these three different tasks, the whole castle became quiet immediately.Song Guan breathed a sigh of relief, and passed a month in peace like this. He didn't want to come back after a month, but only the protagonist Shou and the Duke of Wellington, but the red dragon was already dead.