Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Song Guan felt like a dumb man eating Coptis chinensis at the moment, so bitter that he couldn't even put it into words.

...and he had received so many beatings this week, all of them were in vain now.

Thinking about it this way, he really is so miserable.

Even though he saw the old acquaintance Dandanjun, Song Guan was not excited at all, nor was he happy to see an old friend after a long absence. Is it reverse cp?"

Mr. Egg saw Song Guan, and jumped up to Song Guan with a huge egg body. Facing Song Guan's question, it replied: "That's not true." A hole was opened on each side, and with a "swish", a pair of snow-white wings unexpectedly flapped out from inside.The wings flicked lightly in mid-air, and the white wing feathers scattered freely, and Mr. Egg used his pair of huge white wings to wrap Song Guan up.

Mr. Egg said lovingly: "Song Guan, don't be sad."

Song Guan: "..."

He struggled to push away the big wings that covered his face: "I'm not sad." The wings in his hands were warm to the touch, and even if he felt them carefully, he could feel the rhythm of the pulse under the wing feathers.For some reason, Song Guan felt that the hand felt a little creepy, maybe it was because it felt like holding a person's heart, he flashed his thoughts, and said, "You grow so fast, I've been there for a week Look, you've even grown chicken wings."

"..." Mr. Egg was taken aback when he heard this, and explained, "This is not chicken wings."

Song Guan didn't deliberately entangle this issue to make Mr. Dandan angry, but just teased him again casually, with an expression of "you are right in everything you say, little princess", Song Guan said: "Okay, if you say no, just say no." No way."

Mr. Egg whispered: "I really don't have chicken wings."

Song Guanwen nodded seriously: "I know."

Mr. Egg: "You're lying, your expression doesn't even say that..."

Song Guan was deliberately teasing Mr. Egg. He grabbed the tip of Mr. Egg's wing, and touched the wing with one hand, going up against the trend, until it reached the root of the wing. While touching it, he commented: "You The wings are pretty good, big enough, there must be enough to make braised chicken wings." When he said this, his hand just touched the root of Dandanjun's wings.I don't know if this scares Mr. Egg, or because the place where it is being touched is the part with the most dense distribution of nerves. Anyway, Mr. Egg shivered, and then "swished" his wings to the ground. back together.

This blow ended very quickly, so many snow-white feathers floated down from the air.After Song Guan's hand touching the wings fell to nothing, he took advantage of the opportunity to grab one in his hand. He looked down, smiled slightly, and joked: "You lose so many feathers, you won't lose your baldness after a few more times. Bar?"

It is true that just like a middle-aged man is afraid of being bald, Mr. Egg is of course very afraid of being bald.Therefore, after Song Guan asked this question, it suddenly felt very frightened: "It shouldn't be... right?"

Song Guan thought it was funny that Mr. Dandan was so scared, so he plucked the feather in his hand: "Whether you are bald or not, I will talk about it later. Tell me about this week's event first."

In fact, Mr. Egg is still a little uneasy about the question of whether his feathers are bald or not, but when he mentioned the Zhoumu incident, he was shocked, and he didn't care whether he was bald or not.Mr. Egg organized his language, paused, and then quickly said: "This week is a bit complicated. Simply put, the main reason is that the main character died after suffering." Looking at Song Guan's expression, it knew what it meant, So he quickly added and explained, "It's not because of the little emperor. After you went to the border, the little emperor did take good care of you to ensure the safety of the protagonist, and after you died, he always treated the protagonist very well, but he didn't Thinking about your third younger brother who was a shell, that is, 'Song San', he insisted on marrying the protagonist Shou when he grew up, and even stabbed Shangguan Yan to death on the night of the wedding..."

When "Song San" was mentioned, Song Guan's first impression of "Song San" was that of a child.His voice is soft and his body is limp. He loves to put his arms around people's necks. When he calls him, he keeps saying "Huanhuan, Huanhuan" in a cheerful manner.

Song Guandao: "Third brother, he..." He paused at this point, in fact, the other party is not his third brother, but his little brother, who has nothing to do with him.Song Guan paused, then changed his words, "I'm talking about Song San—how did Song San marry Shangguan Yan? The outline didn't mention this at all." But even though it was true, after thinking about it, the outline seemed to be crude. It's very good, and it didn't say what the final ending would be. It only told the story of Shangguan and many men who couldn't figure it out, and it hasn't been finalized yet, so it's unknown whether the third brother and Shangguan may have been skipped.Song Guan pinched Mr. Egg's feather, fiddled with it unintentionally, touched his chin lightly with the feather, and added, "Anyway, I don't quite understand the final direction of Zhoumu under that outline."

Mr. Egg took a look at Song Guan: "Actually, although it is true that the protagonist of this outline story is Shangguan, but if you want to talk about the fate of the protagonist, Mr. Song may be the final boss with the aura of the protagonist."

Song Guan was silent for a while when he heard the words, but a feeling of "I just said why this supporting role is so diabolical, it's a bit against the sky, and it really wasn't my illusion".

Mr. Egg continued: "The whole story tells the story of the protagonist who is struggling under the pressure of Shangguan Yan, who is overwhelmed by the struggle of a group of men about his ownership and the struggle for royal power, and he also fails in the power struggle in the end. Yes—although Shangguan is the protagonist of this article, and the one standing in line is the little emperor, but the royalist faction has never fought against Song Zhan, the final boss of Zhoumu World, so this is a tragedy."

Song Guan automatically ignored the words "men's struggle", and while continuing to play with the feathers, he nodded and said, "Go on."

Mr. Egg: "When Song Zhan was a noble concubine, the old emperor gave him a complete tiger talisman, so he held most of the military power in his hands. But he is also very capable, and everyone under his command listened to him. Originally The follow-up development of the whole story is that Song Zhan got the little emperor pregnant, gave birth to a child, and after having a child, he abolished the little emperor and killed the queen mother. Although he did not show it Sit on the dragon chair, but it’s about the same as the emperor. As for the protagonist receiving the Shangguan banquet, he felt that the whole world has collapsed, and the old lovers have become victims of power one by one, and died tragically. Disappointed, he resigned and returned home with the only surviving martial arts leader beside him..."

Song Guan: "..." Although I have seen many plot developments that have taken a turn for the worse, I still feel a little bit refreshed about the one Mr. Egg is talking about at the moment.

Seeing Song Guan's silently surprised expression, Mr. Egg also felt an indescribable feeling for a moment.It feels that although the development of the original story is very amazing, it will be even more amazing to see how Song Guan completely distorted the whole plot step by step into an unrecognizable appearance.

For example, this time, regarding Eldest Young Master Song, who is cold-hearted and murderous without batting an eyelid, the only person he cares about in this world is his third younger brother Song Pan and Third Young Master Song.Song Zhan's feelings for Song San should be similar to "Song San is the purest and kindest person I have ever seen", and if it is further advanced, it will be "the whole world is mediocre, only my third brother is not a human being" Fireworks".In the original story, Song San was brought up by Song Zhan, and Song Zhan's feelings for Song San were very complicated. The two brothers had no physical entanglement, but a pure brotherhood.But it's hard to say, because Song Zhan is a bit crazy, maybe it's because the third son Song died early.Song San's mind has nine twists and eighteen bends, and he is very sensitive and easily hurt.Falling tears to the moon and spitting blood to the flowers are his daily activities, so in the end he died early because of this, and nothing that shouldn't happen happened.

In short, in the original story, the eldest son of Song finally met the fate of a lonely family and a widow who lived a long life. As a result, Song Guan messed up here. After the boss Song Zhan knew that Song Guan was dead, he recalled the past and was stunned. The third brother didn't care about tortured himself to the point of repeated heart attacks, and just died in depression.Afterwards, the little emperor killed the queen mother, and from then on, he ruled the rivers and lakes forever, bah, no, it was the little emperor who became a very famous emperor in the history books, and the peaceful and prosperous age unfolded. Anyway, the story has completely collapsed to the point of being invisible. Mr. Egg also feels very powerless...

It doesn't dare to tell Song Guan about the things of this week's purpose too carefully, because it feels that telling these things apart from making people feel uncomfortable, there is no other benefit to be found.This week, it witnessed Song Guan's power comparable to the aura of "the protagonist is a heartthrob". Mr. Egg feels that he seems to have fully understood the direction of choosing tasks for Song Guan in the future.Every time Song Guan wants to be cannon fodder, he has such a sense of presence. Faced with such a situation, it should develop naturally and conform to the characteristics of Song Guan's own character. After careful consideration, Song Guan is more suitable for that kind of death. The heartthrob cannon fodder Gong who died very early (hey), and the cannon fodder Gong who died early and died early in the protagonist's heart as "white moonlight" and "cinnabar mole"... Thinking of this, Mr. Egg can't help but look up at 45 degrees Pray to the sky.Ah, may the Almighty Lord God bless it, and please let it and Song Guan's future mission roads become smoother and smoother in their constant self-reflection and strengthening reforms.Lord God bless.

Mr. Egg has finished praying, and I really want to say something from my heart. Cannon fodder attack is the word "attack", but Song Guan is really not "attack". This time, Song Guan's body and persona are a heavenly eunuch, and he really can't stand up.But it’s true to say so, but Dandanjun has reservations about this, because if it has to tell the truth, it actually doesn’t think that Song Guan can really do it when the parts ♂♀♂ are complete. Xiong ♂ rose up and gave the protagonist a slap.

Naturally, this remark cannot be told to Song Guanting.Wrapping all the psychological activities in my heart in the eggshell and not daring to reveal the slightest bit, Mr. Egg modified the plot of this week's episode a little bit, and then it told Song Guan: "But after you accept Song Er's shell, this situation It became more difficult to understand, mainly because Song Dagong felt sorry for you later. After you died, he was condemned by his conscience, so he died a little too early because of this, so the whole plot of this week's episode collapsed. You now know how the original plot should develop, so the current development is actually as bad as the protagonist Shou being killed by Song San."

Song Guan listened to Mr. Dandan's words, held back for a long time and didn't know how to comment, and finally came up with a sentence: "So when I was beaten by the elder brother, maybe I should curse back? In this case, maybe he won't be angry because of me in the future. condemned by conscience for his death?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

Mr. Egg agreed with a little difficulty: "What you said also makes sense."

Song Guan no longer entangled in this question, but asked again: "Then what happened to Song San and Shangguan?"

Speaking of this matter, Mr. Egg really feels a little hard to describe.

All Song's relatives in this week's episode are dead, and Song Guan is the one he remembers most.This is also understandable. After all, people can't help but be attracted by beautiful and shiny things. Song Guan has the blessing of "painting face", anyway, it left a super deep impression on the young Song San's heart.Song San, who grew up later, always gave Song Guan a little more weight when recalling the things about his relatives, and later he heard some folk rumors about Song Guan, in short, all kinds of hype, Unknowingly, Song Guan was deified in Song San's heart so much that he was almost compared to a fairy descending to earth.After several impressions were strengthened, Song San became a fan of brother-controlling brains through and through, but he accidentally learned about the shitty thing about Song Guan and Shangguan Yan back then...

This can be regarded as a kind of affection, once it gets out of control, it will be really scary.Mr. Egg is thinking about Song San's personality in the Taoist temple since he was a child, and the original evaluation of Song San by others.It's a good thing that Song San was said to have a compassionate heart, but he killed without blinking an eye, which is also very scary.

Mr. Dandan only vaguely said: "It's because he thinks it's Shangguan's fault that you and Song Zhan will die, so that's it."

Song Guan: "That's it?"

Mr. Egg nodded: "Yes."

In fact, Song Guan still has a question to ask, but he feels that it is too embarrassing to ask, and he really doesn't want to bring it up again. He really wants to drag the person out to beat him up, but this is obviously impossible, so he can only Take it easy for yourself, just think of it as "the dog's day", oh no, he is clearly "the dog's day"... As for the other things, Song Guan has nothing to ask, and even the cause of his own death, Song Guan just thinks The little emperor should have done it, but he didn't feel the need to confirm it.

Anyway, he didn't ask this question in the end. He walked around Mr. Egg and found that although Mr. Egg had just inserted a pair of wings from the egg shell, it was still a seamless egg shell.After Song came to this conclusion after watching it, he pondered for a while, and then said to Mr. Egg: "I don't have anything else to ask, why don't you show your wings to me now?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

In fact, what Song Guan wants to ask Mr. Egg is whether he is considered a reverse cp this week.

Now he has a little bit of a loophole in the task released by the system, that is to say, as long as the ultimate goal of the task release is realized, the method of realization in the middle is a bit different, and it seems that there is no problem.For example, the system asked him to slap the protagonist shou, but he did not slap the protagonist shou, but if the protagonist Shou thought he was slapped by him in the end, then this task can be considered completed in the end.

Although Song Guan was ♂ed by the protagonist Shou this week, Song Guan felt that the protagonist Shou might not remember the details of the incident because he was too drunk, and then he finally stuffed some things that the protagonist Shou could not say. A jade pendant, maybe the protagonist will mistakenly think that he is the one being fucked.

Song Guan's conjecture was quite correct. When Shangguan Yan woke up and felt the jade pendant in his body, it was indeed as Song Guan imagined. His first reaction was an inversion in his own memory that was not very clear. The dream of spring is my own vain thought.After all these counts, Song Guan has always been a high-altitude flower in Shangguan's heart, and because of Shangguan's character, although there is a vague and ambiguous emotion in Shangguan's heart, this emotion is indeed based on respect and caution. main theme.In the end, he didn't want to have a "dirty dream". In the "dream", he was quite shapeless, crying and suppressing the prime minister until he became incontinent. He couldn't even think about such things when he was awake, okay?He didn't even know that he was such a beast, but he could still say such questions as "the servants of the lower officials are still satisfactory to the Prime Minister".No, this person is definitely not him.This must be just a dirty dream.

Shangguan Yan, who woke up at that time, felt the jade pendant in his body, and his first reaction was not embarrassment or anything, but heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that it was not because he "♂cannot♀describe" the Prime Minister, It must be the prime minister who "can't ♀ describe" himself, and he thought the whole thing was acceptable.So, the collapse of the whole thing this week has nothing to do with "Reverse CP".To be honest, it doesn’t matter whether the CP is reversed or not. The difference is like putting one more chili pepper and one less chili pepper in super abnormally spicy noodles. In fact, there is no difference.

In the end, Mr. Egg, under Song Guan's lustful power, still spread his snow-white wings for others to play with.

Looking at Song Guan who was having a great time playing with his own wings, Mr. Egg thought about the story of the ninth week, and felt that it was too messy after all, and Song Guan would never be allowed to enter this similar Zhoumu world in the future. .

The relationship between the characters in this world is very complicated, so chaotic that they can be paired in random combinations.For example, if it happened to the little emperor, the relationship between the little emperor and the empress dowager was so vague, and the tear mole in the corner of Shangguan Yan's eye was exactly the same as the tear mole in the corner of the empress dowager's eye. The little emperor only started to pay special attention to the Shangguan Banquet; for example, the original owner’s Prime Minister Song, it should be at the time of the Lantern Festival, Prime Minister Song got too drunk and molested the protagonist Shou, and then he was slapped in the face. Afterwards, Prime Minister Song After waking up, he was very annoyed and wanted to find trouble for the protagonist, but after observing and observing, he found that Shangguan Yan was similar to his elder brother, and Song Chengxiang, the original owner of the "brother control" madman, fell in love with the protagonist...

The relationship between these characters is a bit like "everyone has an affair with everyone else", which can be called a model of "the real chaos in your circle".It's hard to believe that Song Guan was able to find a delicate balance among this group of characters before, so that he would not get involved with anyone.It's just that the task is necessary after all, Song Guan has to get involved with Shangguan in the end.As a result, the previous delicate balance was broken. Once the balance was broken, a group of people who had been holding back for a long time began to go crazy.The luck in the misfortune is that Song Guan died before they got too crazy, otherwise I don't know what will happen.

Besides, people in this world do have a tendency to control their appearance too much. The whole cannon fodder story was taken out of the meaning of "everyone loves Prime Minister Song" by Song Guan. To be honest, "Hui Yan" should bear a large part of the responsibility for this .Here we should strongly condemn "Huiyan". Mr. Egg agrees with Song Guan very much on this point. He feels that "Huiyan" has been laid off a long time ago. That thing really keeps people back. "What's the use...

Song Guan didn't know what was going on in Mr. Egg's mind. This time, before he was taken away by the teleportation array, he was still messing around with Mr. Egg's wings.And Mr. Dandan, who felt guilty towards Song Guan because of the system task, was like a father who paid for his son's troubles, so he had no choice but to lie down and let Song Guan bully him.After several rounds of stroking by Song Guan, it felt like it was going to be bald, but Song Guan said to it affectionately before leaving: "Play again next time."

Mr. Egg, whose egg shell turned yellow after being touched, really turned green when he heard this.

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

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pat!

After the dizziness caused by the scene change subsided, Song Guan, who had bid farewell to Mr. Egg for the time being, swayed slightly. He tried his best to maintain his balance, only to realize that he was kneeling on one knee and seemed to be holding something in his hand.It was also thanks to the fact that he happened to hold that thing and leaned on it with his strength, so after he suddenly took over the body, he didn't become unstable and swayed around due to the violent dizziness caused by switching scenes.

It may be that this body is particularly sensitive, so the dizziness and dizziness are very vivid, which makes people feel sick and uncomfortable.

After closing his eyes for a while, Song Guan opened them again.

He realized he was holding a hand.

But it wasn't a real hand, it was a fake hand carved out of stone.

This situation is really a bit weird. Song Guan looked up again, and the first thing in front of him was a European-style statue of a woman whose head had been cut off. Half of his head was cut off, but he still had a compassionate expression.She put one hand in front of her belly, and stretched out the other hand slightly forward. What Song Guan is holding at this moment is the hand of this woman stretched out in mid-air. That hand is almost at the side of Song Guan's face. A merciful solace.

So what is the original owner doing?Unclear, kneeling down on one knee and holding the hand of a stone statue of a half-disabled woman feels a bit perverted...

Song Guan, who didn't quite understand his current situation, looked at the stone statue in front of him in a daze for a moment.Then he smelled a sweet and greasy fragrance at the tip of his nose, it was hard to describe, it was a smell that he had never smelled before, it was an edible smell, but it would not make people feel appetizing.Before he could think about it, he heard the sound of something breaking through the air behind him.But after he noticed this, he quickly turned his head and avoided it in a rather relaxed manner.

After such a series of movements, Song Guan really wanted to give this shell a thumbs up. He could feel that this body has a high force value, and it must be particularly resistant to fighting. To the world hehehe...

After making such a judgment, Song Guan turned around calmly and looked at his attacker calmly.There's no way around it. Now that he doesn't know anything, he will indeed feel uneasy, but pretending to be calm can still scare the other party. If he messes up first, it's really useless. It just makes you look more stupid.So Song Guan's whole face was so calm that he was about to ascend to immortality, but he didn't expect that when he turned his head, what he saw was a large group of foreigners who were basically uniformly dressed and looked at him very warily.

Song Guan: "..."

Looking at this group of "crooked ♂ nuts ♀", Song Guan looked embarrassed.So who is going to tell him, what is the new way of playing this time?