Cannon fodder "attack" development system

It seems that from the moment when Huashan School left the water, everything developed like a wild horse with prolapsed anus, galloping all the way forward with a crazy posture that could not predict its course.

Or in fact, since he clicked on that inexplicable web game, his life has been like a wild horse with prolapsed anus, running wildly forward and unable to turn back.

Song Guan looked at the big egg in front of him with a gloomy face. Since he traveled to ancient times, all the negative emotions he suffered, such as depression, aggrieved, depressed, etc., were all at this moment, with an unstoppable momentum, Erupted!

I saw Song Guan pounced and dragged down the egg in the mid-air. Mr. Egg in the mid-air did not expect Song Guan to make such a move, and was caught off guard. Song Guan: "You, you, you... what are you doing!"

"What do you think I will do?" Song Guan patted the eggshell, "What do you think I will do?"

Mr. Egg, who was pressed to the ground, struggled violently: "What are you doing!" When it said this, it struggled even harder, "You still have the nerve to get angry with me?! Look at what you have done!"

Song Guancai ignored it, and rode on the egg, "cracking, crackling" and beating the egg crazily.

Mr. Eggy was beaten up and trembled. Even so, he continued to accuse Song Guan without fear of violence: "You still hit me! You are so weird! I have never seen such a weird person like you! You can make the real card Gong Shou became a pair of gay friends! As cannon fodder, Gong actually snatched the real card of Gong Shou! Look! You made the white lotus of others look like this!!!"

With one elbow, Song Guan knocked away what Mr. Egg was about to say. Mr. Egg let out a short cry of pain. Song Guan rode on it, looked at it and said coolly, "Didn't you make my egg hurt?" Well, today I will let you know what it feels like to have a broken egg after upgrading it!"

Mr. Egg bounced on the ground twice, because Song Guan couldn't make any bigger moves, it was very angry: "At that time, I had to do this! Otherwise, you will go to hook up with girls! You don't have any?" Disciplined!"

Song Guan didn't talk to him, so he just continued to beat him. Mr. Dandan yelled twice after being beaten, and continued to complain about Song Guan angrily: "You can get out of such a weird plot if you don't hook up girls and focus on matching CP! No matter you! You should get out of a more exotic plot!"

Song Guan grabbed the egg by the neck: "You think I want to play this game? Suffer!"

I saw one person and one egg rolling and beating into a ball, Song Guan punched and kicked until he used up his teeth, and Mr. Egg angrily crushed Song Guan with his huge body, the two of them beat and beat and beat , I don't know how long they fought, suddenly a blood-red halo appeared on the ground under their feet, with mottled and complicated patterns, like a magic circle.

The two crazy beatings, one person and one egg, were stunned for a moment. Mr. Egg, who was pressing hard on Song Guan's body, turned his face to look at the gradually brightening pattern on the ground, his expression changed drastically, and he yelled tremblingly One voice: "No time!"

Song Guan didn't understand what this "no time" meant, and immediately, that cold mechanical sound sounded in his head——

[The system commentary mode is over, I hope the help of the guide will solve all the problems that the players have not understood so far]

[The next game is about to start, players please get ready, now enter the countdown stage——]

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wipe!

When Song Guan opened his eyes again, he found that he was already in a very spacious room.Not ancient, but modern.The light was dimmed, and there was a dying man lying on the ground. His body was bruised and purple, and there were wounds all over his body. Only his face was intact. He was considered a very good man.

There were some people standing beside them, all of them lowered their heads, their expressions were very humble, and they turned a blind eye to the miserable injured person on the ground.

Song Guan watched expressionlessly.

Song Guan didn't speak, and no one spoke. For a while, the huge room fell into deathly silence. After a long while, the person standing on the far left hesitated to speak, and asked cautiously: "Second Young Master, what is it?" No... this lesson is too light..."

The man lying on the ground raised his eyes with difficulty when he heard the words, and twitched the corners of his mouth at Song Guan with a sarcastic smile.

The person standing closest to him kicked his waist hard when he saw this.

The man snorted and curled up in pain.

"Show respect to the second young master." The person standing said so.

Song watched it for a while, and stopped it aloud: "Stop."

The person who kicked the person stopped immediately.

The man on the ground gasped heavily, spit out bloody saliva to the side, wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, raised his face, and looked at Song Guan with mocking disdain in his eyes.

Song Guan walked over, squatted down slowly, looked at it for a while, and asked, "What do you want to say?"

The man looked at him and smiled, although he looked cold at first, but there was a strange beauty in the brows and eyes when he smiled, which made the man's beautiful face suddenly take on a bit of bewitching meaning: "Think Said?" With a sneer, "——why don't you die?"

The other people who were standing changed their faces when they heard the words, but because Song Guan didn't give an order, they didn't move.

Song Guan and the man on the ground looked at each other for a while, then stood up, pointed to the man on the right: "You. Go and open the window."

The person on the left stood up quickly and opened the window very quickly.

Song Guan looked out of the window. The room he was in was on a high floor, and the night view he could see was also beautiful. Based on the furnishings in the room and those people who seemed to be his subordinates, Song Guan could tell that he was in this body now. Kezi must be a very rich man.But it obviously had nothing to do with him.He continued to instruct the person who opened the window: "Go and move a chair."

The windows were also opened, and the chairs were brought in. Song Guan nodded in satisfaction.Those subordinates watched Song Guan's expression carefully, and stood behind him: "Second Young Master, do you need to bring Li Duanyun here?"

"Need not."

Song Guan frowned and answered this sentence, then stepped on the chair and climbed up the window.After taking a deep breath, he jumped down——

The wind made my face hurt.

Before falling to his death, Song Guan's only feeling was that this was much more exciting than the jumping machine in the playground.

Sure enough, after he died, he entered the "system commentary mode" again. Seeing Song Guan reappearing, Mr. Eggs suddenly had an egg-like expression on Song Guan's face: "You, you, you..." said countless "You", the whole body of the egg was trembling with anger, Mr. Egg pointed at him, "You actually died on purpose!!!!"

It looks like Song Guan has done a lot of evil things.

Song Guan looked back provocatively.

Mr. Egg: "Do you know what kind of punishment you will be punished when you come back with the idea of ​​jumping into the plot?"

Song Guan frowned: "What?"

Mr. Egg spun around in a hurry: "No way. I'm going to find the Lord God."

After the voice fell, it suddenly stopped moving, and a layer of red patterns floated on the light-colored eggshell, spreading like vines.

Song Guan didn't know what happened, he frowned and watched from the sidelines.

After a long time, the red pattern on Mr. Egg's body faded, and Mr. Egg's body swayed twice. Mr. Egg's voice was a little weak: "Forget it this time, next time, you must not do this again." Mr. Egg moved forward two hours Step by step, "Next time you do this again, you will be put into the eternal life space and dismembered. It's terrible." As he said, as if to verify the correctness of its words, a holographic image floated behind it, which was completely dismembered. The live version of the case is very bloody and brutal.

Song Guan covered his mouth and almost didn't spit it out.

shit...

Mr. Egg explained carefully: "When doing these things, you are awake, and all pain sensations will be clearly restored. Because of the special space, you will always be alive, even if your head is chopped off, They are still alive. Then you will clearly feel your intestines being dragged out, a long section, because of gravity, floating in the air like a huge linear worm..."

Song Guan: "........."

Song Guan was going to be disgusted by that description: "Stop talking! I beg you please, please stop!"

Mr. Egg didn't say anything after hearing the words.

The holographic images of those dismembered corpses all scattered like soot.

Song Guan still felt very disgusted, and felt like vomiting.

Mr. Egg was quiet for a while, then jumped in front of Song Guan, and said very awkwardly: "This time, I was also wrong. I should have explained everything to you the previous time. But at that time, I lost my composure... "Somewhat reluctantly, "Well, I admit, I lost my temper a little too much, but before you, before you..." Dandan took a deep breath, as if this was the only way to prevent himself from losing his temper again "I know, you are not very willing about these things, but if you don't complete these tasks, you will be trapped here forever."

Song Guan was expressionless: "So this is forced buying and selling?"

The egg twisted: "It doesn't count... Those options are all chosen by you."

Song Guan wanted to vomit blood when he thought of these things: "That was an accident!"

Seeing the redness of his eyes, Mr. Egg trembled, took a small step back, and comforted him in a low voice: "It's already like this, you...you better look at it."

Song Guan: "..."

It's better not to be comforted!

Mr. Egg took a look at him: "If you can finish the task quickly, you can go home earlier." After thinking about it, he quickly added, "Of course, you have a lot to improve. If you always like If you look like that at the first glance, you probably won't be able to go home for the rest of your life..."

Song Guan: "...Didn't I always work hard to match Junior Brother Qiao and Duan Ziyan?"

Mr. Egg: "..."

It seems that Song Guan didn't listen to what it said when it lost its composure.

Mr. Dandan had a bitter expression on his face, he groaned for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "You look like that, it's better not to have..."

Seeing Song Guan's completely incomprehensible expression, Mr. Egg jumped twice, and some phantom packages appeared in the void. It looked at Song Guan with a bitter face: "You can take a look..."

Song Guan felt very baffled, so just watch.As a result, when he opened it, his originally calm expression suddenly seemed to have been punched twice.

Mr. Dandan squeezed to the side with a look of bitterness and hatred: "Now you know why I said that to you."

In the shrunken holographic image, there is an idiot sleeping like a pig, with his clothes half-opened, it’s okay to be kissed by someone without knowing it, and his limbs are stretched on the other person’s body, hugging a koala The tree doesn't seem to let go.

That's right.

Isn't this two hundred and five idiots Song Guan?

"Junior Brother Qiao..." Song Guan's face changed a few times, "No, it won't... there must be something wrong..."

Mr. Egg came over: "That's right, this is what it was like. Speaking of it, your first itinerary is simply a model of a negative teaching material. From the beginning to the end, there is almost no place for people to correct... oh , By the way, you don’t know, you’ve been kissed like this for a long time, and then it’s not just like this, it’s just a couple of kisses, and it’s a little bit, cough, you understand, um, you can see for yourself—”

Following Mr. Egg's words, the 3D picture in front of him changed a bit, the two people were still the same, but the scale of the things they did was so large that Song Guan couldn't look straight at all, Song Guan's face was a little distorted, and his tongue was stiff: " Are you, you, are you a pervert, quickly turn off these for me!!!"

Mr. Egg turned his body slightly, and said: "You can't stand it like this. He just helped you with his hand, and there are people with his mouth behind him, and he used your hand to do such and such things. Except that there is no real Apart from how to treat you, I have basically done all the other things that should be done, such as buttocks, this word can also be called handover in another way, like this, I am afraid that if you can't accept it, I won't follow you said so."

But you said it all!You fucking said it all! ! !

After hearing Mr. Egg's words, Song Guan felt that the blood was pouring into his brain, and he punched Mr. Egg on the head: "Shut up!"

"I'm just stating the facts." Mr. Egg was beaten like a tumbler and trembled, it was very wronged, "Why did you hit me?"

"You perverts!" Song Guan was going crazy, "So you all know what I do? What are you guys? Is it fun to play with others casually like this? Isn't it very interesting like observing a mouse, huh? "

Mr. Egg was really scared of being beaten by him, and jumped back in cold sweat: "Calm down, don't be impulsive, calm down!"

Under such circumstances, how can Song Guan calm down?

He is going crazy.

Think about it, if you are told that you are being monitored 24 hours a day, you have no privacy at all, you can just take a shower and go to the toilet, and those things you don’t want to see are all photographed by others, and even uncensored in high-definition. The loop is playing and playing... Song Guan is breathing heavily and crunching his fists.But when he didn't notice, the white mist scattered around gradually gathered silently, like tentacles, they gently entangled and wrapped Song Guan.Seeing this, Mr. Dandan calmly breathed a sigh of relief, then jumped two steps back, and said earnestly: "Why are you bothering?"

Song Guan was furious, and wanted to catch the dead egg and beat it up, but just took a step, he realized that something was wrong, he pulled it twice desperately, and found that the white mist was getting tighter because of it, Song Guan His voice was trembling with anger: "Get out of here!"

"No!" Mr. Egg shrank back desperately like a boudoir girl who has encountered a hooligan pervert, "I won't go!"

Song Guan was really going to be pissed off, the more he struggled, the tighter the white mist entangled him.

Seeing that he was tightly entangled, Mr. Egg could not threaten him at all, so he hesitated for a while, then boldly approached him: "If you are like this, even if you get angry, it's useless."

too cheap.

Too cheap, isn't it!

But it's true.

Song Guan scolded for a while and then stopped, without much energy.The dead egg is right, what's the use of being angry again.He suddenly felt that his life had become very, very, very, very dark.It's fine to be played with by others, and there is nothing to do but to be played by others.Can it be more tragic.

Seeing that Song Guan was silent, Mr. Egg began to babble again, almost like a pyramid scheme: "Actually, it's nothing, you just need to complete the task quickly. As long as you put in a little effort and successfully complete ten tasks, that's it!" It's all over."

Song Guan glanced at it: "Stupid, then go and play by yourself."

Mr. Egg: "..."

Mr. Egg: "No way. We can't enter those worlds."

Song Guan thought in his heart, paralyzed, can you go in and meddle in my affairs.He wants to kill so much now!

Seeing that Song Guan was silent and silent, Mr. Egg thought for a while, came over, and said hesitantly, "Don't be silent." Then he said, "I know you were very angry after watching the video just now. But those are also facts, The whole process is real shot, no synthesis—"

Song Guan was about to die of anger when the pot was not opened and the pot was lifted: "Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big egg trembled from the yelling, and jumped several steps back. Seeing Song Guan's expression of being so angry that he was about to die, he didn't dare to speak. He stayed aside for a long time, seeing Song Guan close his eyes. , the rapid exhalation gradually slowed down, and then came back again, and whispered: "What are you doing so angry?" After thinking about it, he said, "I know, you are very angry because you were photographed like this. But that body The shell is not yours either, except for the same name as you, everything else is completely different from you, you, you can completely treat yourself as playing a role-playing game, don't take it too seriously."

Song Guan really wanted to die with this dead egg.

Seeing Song Guan's eyes, Mr. Egg shrank back, shut his mouth aggrieved and did not speak.

After an unknown amount of time, Song Guan finally calmed down. He stared at the depressed big egg: "Don't you think, you should give me an explanation—what is going on in this game."

Mr. Egg took a look at him, hesitantly: "It's very troublesome to explain, do you want it?"

Song Guan looked at it coolly.

Mr. Egg sighed helplessly: "Okay. I'll explain. But I'm afraid you won't understand."

Song Guan: "..." Holy crap, this is absolutely contemptuous of my brother's IQ, right, right, right!

Mr. Egg looked at Song Guan's face, seeing that he was about to blow his hair again, and hurriedly said: "When the Lord God created all this at the beginning, the original purpose was to build some virtual game worlds. This world is based on some Stories are constructed. But... as you see, they are not just a fictional world in the flat now. They are not dead, they are alive, they are changing, self-improving, in a lower dimension than us It has formed its own little world and can continue to operate on its own."

Song Guan: "And then?"

Mr. Egg sighed: "This situation is actually a good thing for us." After a pause, "However, not long ago, because of the problem of space collision, a dimensional storm was triggered. This dimensional storm has brought about many problems. ——The characters in some worlds appear to be dissociated, to put it simply, it is... you can roughly understand that those people suddenly became vegetative."

Song Guan: "So?"

Mr. Egg: "The original formation of these worlds itself was to support a certain story. And because of the dimension storm, many characters who played a key role in those original stories were dissociated. In this way, those stories It cannot go on. If the story itself no longer exists, then what is the meaning of the existence of those worlds? Such things are obviously contrary to the law, and things that are contrary to the law are not allowed to happen. So , the Lord God began to take remedial measures, but, because of the law, we can't interfere with those worlds, and the best solution we finally calculated—"

Song Guan twitched the corner of his mouth: "So I'm a coolie?"

Mr. Egg: "Well, that's about it."

Lying!groove!mud!horse!

So I deserve to be unlucky!So I deserve to fall into this world, right?One rule left, one rule right!Made a good look!Who knows what that is!Do you dare to die for me!your sister!

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg glanced at Song Guan: "We distributed this remedy as a game to various spaces, looking for spiritual bodies that can enter those worlds, and after finding a suitable spiritual body, we also asked ourselves." , Mr. Egg's expression was bitter again, as bitter as a rooster and hen that gave birth to it after death, "If you are not interested, then don't mess around."

Song Guan: "..." Damn, do you think Brother Guan thought of ordering it himself!

Mr. Egg couldn't help but fell into the nagging mode again: "I got your information, after I analyzed it, I found that you are a straight man, and I really can't figure out why you want to choose to enter the game under the 'bad mode' we distributed. Did you get dumped by your girlfriend before, or did you encounter something else? Are you trying to take revenge on the society? But, what you need to understand is that you can’t take revenge on the society by doing this, you can only abuse yourself, give it back We caused a lot of trouble. If you clicked 'no' when the window first popped up, we would ask you if you want to enter 'romance mode', male or female, and stallion mode... "

wipe……

Song Guan: "...can I change it now?"

Mr. Egg's calm face briefly turned into a bitter face uncontrollably after entering the nagging mode: "...Impossible."

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg: "Because you are a straight man, when you first entered the first game, I put a lot of thought into it. Even the world and the story were picked out by me for a long time. Gong Shou is very beautiful and his appearance is more beautiful. I am afraid that the more rebellious you are against a handsome man, the more you will not want to go through the plot. Even the plot outline given to you is so loose, there is no rigid requirement for you to do what , the original 'Song Guan' was very cruel and killed a lot of people for Junior Brother Qiao. You are obviously incompetent, after all you—” paused because you were pondering adjectives, “After all, you are relatively shameless. You are the kind of Even in a holographic game, if you can kill a chicken, you will faint for a long time. If you are forced to do those murderous things, maybe you will collapse first... So I just want to Let you roughly restore the story. At the beginning, I was directly sent to the first game, and I couldn’t tell you many things. I calculated and analyzed it at that time. A person arrived in a strange world, and If he knew that it was a virtual world, he would probably be very alienated from the people around him. So I imagined at that time that you were alienated alone, and the plot just passed... The original setting of "Song Guan" was a We won't mention the vicious and affectionate, vicious and so on, you are only a little alienated, which can also be interpreted as being cold on the outside and hot on the inside, affectionate, you are silently affectionate in your heart..."

Mr. Egg took a deep breath, and said in an extremely sad tone, "As a result, you..."

Song Guan: "..."

It's true, he doesn't know what to say.

The big egg called out the image in the void, and what appeared in mid-air was the appearance of Junior Brother Qiao, dressed in white as when he first saw him, Song Guan's face turned green when he saw this appearance: "Don't let this go!"

Mr. Egg: "Don't be nervous, this is just a holographic image of a character." Looking at Qiao Ming's image, then at Song Guan, he whispered, "Actually, he is also very pitiful..."

"Then don't let him go!"

Song Guan's expression became even more ugly. He treats Junior Brother Qiao as his son, okay?Thinking about the video Mr. Egg showed him before, his face was green and black, almost comparable to the bottom of the pot.

Mr. Dandan sighed, and finally removed the image: "What a beautiful white lotus, you have forced it into such a shape."

Song Guan heard the words, the words on his lips were a little stuck, and after a long while, he spat out a sentence: "It doesn't matter to me..."

"Why don't you care about your business." Mr. Egg glanced at him, "You see that you misled him from the beginning and taught him to lie. Didn't you see when he lied to Zhou Jin? Don’t even blink your eyes.” Mr. Egg’s tone can be regarded as heartbroken, “Junior Brother Qiao should belong to the White Lotus! He should belong to the White Lotus! That kind of non-human fireworks, absolutely will not Lies don’t kill people, and they looked at the entire world with an inclusive mentality. In the end... did you know that he went to bloodbath the Demon Cult in the end!!!” Mr. Egg said with a choked voice, “Do you know what you did? What's the worst thing about him? It's that you lost a hand when you saved him..."

Song Guan was stunned for a moment: "That was an accident..."

Mr. Egg became even more excited when he said this: "It's just because it was an accident, so it makes people feel even more unbearable! Is there such a weird thing! This thing was originally done after the Duanzi Banquet, but you came so soon Out...Junior Brother Qiao, because of his childhood experience, this matter is no different from poking his G-spot. He had a good impression of you before, and your affection is so good that you are so good! It's completely over the joke feast Ah! You are taking the way of a joke feast so that he has nowhere to go! Originally, they had an emotional scene at that time, but you messed it up like this, and they became a passerby!"

Song Guan was very dazed: "Huh?"

Mr. Egg took a deep breath: "Then do you know what you did next?" said angrily, "You actually went to hook up with a girl!"

Song Guan blushed a bit: "I..."

Mr. Egg was in extreme distress: "You, it's fine if you hook up with a girl, and let Junior Brother Qiao see it... After you lost a hand at that time, Junior Brother Qiao has been fighting between heaven and man all the time. It's really wrong to have such thoughts about my senior brother. Speaking of it, he didn't break his sleeves in the first place. It was supposed to be a joke to break Junior Brother Qiao up a little bit, but it turned out to be you..." Pause Suddenly, "When you took over the shell of 'Song Guan', that body showed your thoughts to Junior Brother Qiao. Because Junior Brother Qiao didn't have that idea, he rejected him and gave him a cold treatment, trying to make him calm down." .Then you took over that body. 'You' confessed to someone before, you must have blocked someone's sword, you must have lost one of your hands, and you turned around and fell in love with a girl, you said Ah, if you do this, what will others think?"

Song Guan was silent.

Mr. Egg turned his face: "Combined with your usual behavior, compared to Junior Brother Qiao, you play better with other disciples of the Shaoyang School. Let's put it bluntly, you usually look heartless. They all played well... In addition, Junior Brother Zhou is always provoking and provoking, and you taught him not to be naive in all kinds of precepts and deeds, so Junior Brother Qiao became black in a short time."

Song Guan: "=mouth=..."

Mr. Eggs said silently: "I can't predict your actions at all. Originally, Junior Brother Zhou was devoted to the original Song Guan, but you actually managed to make him your gay friend...Zhou Jin reminded you several times before. Is Qiao Ming's attitude towards you a little subtle, and you don't think there's anything wrong at all?"

Song Guan continued to remain silent.Damn it, "Plot ♂ Plot ♀♂ Outline" says that Junior Brother Qiao is a couple with Duan Ziyan, how narcissistic he must be at that time, and how rich his imagination must be to think that Junior Brother Qiao will fall in love with him... …

Mr. Egg: "When you were in the Huashan School, did you feel that Junior Brother Zhou became very strange?"

Song Guan was depressed: "Hmm..."

Mr. Egg: "You are not mistaken in your observation. He is so strange because he was dealt with by Junior Brother Qiao before."

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg showed that bitter face again: "He's such a good white lotus!"

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg said sadly: "Let's not talk about the cruelty of the clean-up process. In short, Junior Brother Zhou was blackened by the clean-up."

Song Guan: "..."

What kind of trouble is going to happen if one or two are blackened...

Mr. Egg turned his face: "But, Junior Brother Zhou still has some feelings for you anyway, he really regards you as a brother, so even though he turned black and wanted to take revenge on Qiao Ming, he didn't want to do anything to you. Thinking that you like Chu An'an, I match you and Chu An'an as a pair, not only fulfilling your dreams, but also hitting Junior Brother Qiao, killing two birds with one stone."

Song Guan: "..."

Mr. Egg: "I just didn't expect the Demon Cult to attack you at night and kill you." Having said that, it nodded, "To be honest, I didn't expect it either."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan suddenly remembered the scene where he was tortured to death at the end, felt a chill, and complained: "That little pervert from the Demon Cult actually wanted to bite my tongue off..."

Mr. Dandan paused, then turned around his chubby body, with a strange expression on his face: "What do you mean... bite?"

Song Guanmu said, "Bite your tongue." After a pause, "Although I can't remember the pain in the back, he must be biting me, a mouthful of blood, it hurt me to death..."

After a while, Mr. Dandan paused, and said, "I think what you're talking about...may be Junior Brother Qiao is kissing you..."

Song Guan: “……………………………………………………………”