Cannon fodder "attack" development system

For this matter, Song Guan was also a little angry.But this anger is a bit complicated, it is formed by many reasons, so it is difficult to describe it.But after all, he can take it easy. For a person who is doing cannon fodder missions, he insists on paying attention to these things that are not available. It is really too boring.So after getting angry for a while, Prime Minister Song went home at night and ate half a bowl of rice, which is called "turning all negative emotions into appetite".However, he had the heart, but he didn't have the body to take on this arduous task. Not long after eating the extra half bowl of rice, Song Guan suffered from stomach problems, and the pain caused him to lie on the bed like a salted fish, The pain was so painful that I couldn't yell out, and the whole look was "out of breath, but out of breath", so I didn't care about other things.

It was really a wild night.

Song Guan was in so much pain that he was rolling all over the floor and splashing, and Xiaobing couldn't do anything to Song Guan too much, so he couldn't stop Song Guan from messing around, at most it was to prevent Song Guan from saying goodbye There was a bump, and it was Song Guan who had no strength to roll anymore, which gave Xiaobing a chance to carry him back to the bed.

With the quilt on, Song Guan didn't have much image, and he coiled tightly like an octopus.His brows were furrowed all the time, he just went crazy, exhausted his physical and mental energy, even though it still hurts, he felt like going to sleep in a daze.

I don't know how long it took, but when he was about to fall asleep, Song Guan suddenly felt that someone touched the top of his head. Hold it loosely.It was a hand that was very warm to the touch, but not soft, and one could touch the calluses with a distinct tactile sensation.Song Guan was drowsy, subconsciously hooked his fingers, and rubbed his fingertips against the calluses of the opponent's palm. The position of his head also moved a bit, and he put his head on the quilt in his arms, and just lifted it up. Eyelids looked at the owner of the hand.

"..." The moment he saw the person coming, Song Guan really felt as if he had been poured a bucket of ice water from the beginning to the end, and that one was so heartbreaking.Now it's all right, what do you really mean by being drowsy? He has grown wings and flew. He is about to get up from the bed in a blink of an eye, regardless of the stomachache. "Brother?"

Song Zhan pressed Song Guan back expressionlessly.

In detail, except for the first time the two met in the palace, when Song Guan saw Song Zhan, Song Zhan was always wearing Taoist robes, but today the eldest son of Song is wearing plain clothes, which feels a bit irritating. surprise.Although without the bonus effect of the uniform effect, Song Zhan looks a little more approachable, but in Song's view, an old cucumber is still an old cucumber if it is painted green and tender. Similarly, a neurotic is still a neurotic without wearing Taoist robes.

Every time Song Guan sees his elder brother, it is like seeing the king of Hades urging him to die, especially when the other party suddenly appeared today and did not notify him in advance, which is even more extraordinary.He thumped twice to get up, but the other party pressed his shoulders coldly and pushed him back.Originally, Song Guan was in so much pain that he didn't have much strength, but after being pushed twice, he lay down and didn't move any more. He looked at Mr. Song, not sure what to do, and he was a little bit like "Why do I want to be beaten?" Is it?" Anxiety.

Because there was really no strength, Song Guan just asked in a low voice: "Brother, why are you here?"

Song Zhan's expression was as indifferent as usual, and his eyes fell on Song Guan's face, which was also very cold. He didn't answer his question, but only said: "Stomach hurts?"

Song Zhan often talks to himself and ignores the questions of the people around him. Song Guan has long been used to it, and when he is caught in this way, he just goes along with the other person's question and says "hmm", and doesn't care about the question he asked at the beginning. , but at the same time, he never thought of using this to elaborate on the matter of his stomach pain, because no matter why he has stomach pain, or the extent of stomach pain, it is a very boring and stupid thing that is not worth discussing .

So Song Guan didn't speak anymore, and after the feeble "um", there was nothing between the two of them for a while.

Song Zhan was sitting by the bed, still holding Song Guan's hand, he didn't care about the silence between them.The two looked at each other in silence for a while, when suddenly a night bird chirped outside the window, an unknown species of bird, the hoarse cry sounded like a crow.The Eldest Young Master Song leaned over amidst the disturbing sound of birdsong. He put one hand on the brocade quilt next to Song Guan's ear, stared down at the person on the bed, and then slowly bent down. body.

Song Guan didn't know what Song Zhan was going to do, and was a little frightened for a while.In recent years, he has put on the airs of the prime minister outside, and he puts it on the wind and rain, but even so, every time he meets his elder brother, he is still quite timid, not to mention this time he is in pain Naturally, he couldn't bear the "tiger skin", so he just watched Song Zhan loosen his hand in a daze, then leaned over and lifted the hem of his shirt, and then touched his own. a belly.

The belly has always been the vital part of the animal, because it is soft and undefended, and the colorful intestines, spleen, lungs and liver are all in the area.Song Guan was shivered by the temperature of the palm that didn't belong to him, and instinctively rolled to the side to avoid Song Zhan's palm, but at least he recovered after turning half of his body, so he forced himself Shengsheng held back his movements.In his nervousness, he unconsciously grabbed a strand of Song Zhan's hair, and with a trembling voice, he called out, "Brother..."

Song Zhan pressed Song Guan's belly. The temperature of his palm was much higher than Song Guan's skin. Song Guan's belly was warm and cool to the touch. He couldn't help rubbing it a few more times.During this process, his fingers slowly groped up to the stomach. Song Zhan's tone of voice was still cold, and there was a sense of coolness without any warmth in it for a while, but the content of his speech was completely opposite: "Knead It doesn't hurt anymore."

Song Guan: "..."

Brother, why can you use such a cold expression to say such words like coaxing a child...

Song Guan felt that his stomach hurt more, and his belly was shrinking violently.After Song Zhan stroked Song Guan's belly and rubbed it lightly twice, he paused slightly and withdrew his hand. Seeing this, Song Guan breathed a sigh of relief, but before the breath was over, he saw the other party turning around with a cold expression He quickly removed the shoes and socks on his feet, and then turned on the bed.Song Guan's whole person is not well, the scream in his heart is not true, don't be so brotherly and friendly, brother, please promise me to let me fend for myself like before, okay brother!But the other party didn't know what he was thinking, or, even if he knew, he wouldn't care.

Song Zhan hugged Song Guan into his arms without refusal, and put one hand on Song Guan's belly.In fact, the strength is just right, and the kneading is also very skillful, which can indeed relieve the pain.However, Song Guan was startled for a moment, his stomach convulsed, and the pain became worse, and cold sweat oozed out from his forehead.Song Zhan looked at the face in his arms, which can be described as completely pale, and stopped his hands for a moment. He hesitated for a moment, and then asked softly in Song Guan's ear: "It hurts so much?"

When they got close, Song Zhan's breathing fell into Song Guan's ears.Song Guan didn't have the energy to answer such a question that was almost nonsense, and he arched his body unconsciously.Seeing that he was in severe pain, Song Zhan let him go, got out of bed and poured a cup of cold tea outside.Mr. Song took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom. It was the medicine he usually took to treat heart disease. There is also the effect of nourishing the body.He poured out the pills from inside and soaked them in the glass of water, waited for the medicine to dissolve, then went back to the bed, lifted Song Guanban into his arms and fed him the medicine.

Song Guan took a sip and wrinkled his whole face into a ball, because it was too bitter, and when he was trembling with pain, he got into a temper that wasn't too troublesome, turned his face away, He refused to drink the potion that Song Zhan fed him.

Song Zhan looked at Song Guan's frown, and felt that the other party's expression at the moment was like a big horse monkey with a sad face.He smiled without sympathy when he thought of this, pinched Song Guan's face with his hands, and then forcefully fed Song Guan the rest of the potion.

Some medicinal juice leaked out during the feeding process, Song Zhan wiped it off with his sleeve indifferently.Because of this burst of pain, Song Guan's entire face was so painful that it lost all color, and his lips were so dull that they showed a gray powder color, but the dark brown medicinal juice was stained on it, making him look very pale. It was striking, and when Song Zhan was leaning over to wipe it off with his sleeve, he paused slightly.The candlelight under the white gauze lampshade at the head of the bed swayed faintly, and because the light passed through the lines of the lamp gauze on the lampshade outside, it showed a kind of fluctuation like hydrology.Song Zhan looked down at Song Guan, and a ripple-like light and shadow fell on his face, as if his usual indifferent expression was washed away by the light and shadow of the candlelight.He bent down even lower, pressed his thumb on the corner of Song Guan's lips, and slowly wiped it away little by little, wiping away all the brown medicine juice on Song Guan's lips.

Song Guan closed his eyes and frowned. It should be the effect of the medicine. He didn't seem to be in as much pain as before. Yuemo subconsciously approached the heat source. He shrank into Song Zhan's arms and grabbed hold of it. The fabric on Song Zhan's waist.

This medicine is not only analgesic, but also has the effect of sleeping. Before Song Zhan took it when he was sick, he could fall asleep immediately.He used to be extremely dependent on this medicine, he just thought that he would be fine with this medicine, why bother to work hard to cultivate his body and mind.Later, he took this medicine more frequently, and the potency of the medicine was not as good as it was before. The analgesic effect was not as obvious as before, and the original sleeping effect also tended to be non-existent.But Song Guan is taking it for the first time, so it must be quite effective.Thinking this way, Song Zhan took his thumb that had wiped Song Guan's lips into his mouth.Because there is only a little medicine juice, the bitterness is very weak.

After swallowing that bit of medicinal juice, my heart seemed to start to hurt again, but Song Zhan didn't care.Maybe sometimes people just need a little pain.He hugged Song Guan and lay down, and the other party was also covered with sandalwood, but the smell was different from what he was used to.He buried his face in Song Guan's neck and took a deep breath.There was silence all around, and for a while, Song Zhan only felt that the night was endless and he could not see the dawn.But the person in his arms is indeed real.this is true.He said to himself, this is a silly Song Er who has been sleeping unconsciously.

Song Zhan let out a long breath, and hugged the person in his arms tighter.

When Song Guan woke up from his eldest brother's arms the next day, his three views were really shattered. Can this still make people better?

Seeing that he woke up, the eldest brother didn't express anything else, but asked him: "It doesn't hurt now?"

Song Guan tried his best to put away the shattered expression on his face, and replied: "It's not, it doesn't hurt anymore."

"That's good." As he spoke, he suddenly leaned over and pressed his palm on Song Guan's heart. Song Zhan stated indifferently, "Is your heart beating a little too fast?" Then he said, "Did I scare you? "

Song Guan: "..."

Yes, yes!

But this remark must not come out, so Song Guan could only smile dryly, and forcibly changed the subject: "Did I sleep through the time of going to court?"

Song Zhan tapped Song Guan's chest twice with his fingers, and said indifferently: "I have asked for leave for you, you just need to rest at home."

"That's good, thank you, big brother." After talking about the scene, Song Guan's heart swayed, and he boldly held Song Zhan's hand on his heart.The feeling of being held down by someone's heart is so strange, I always feel that my heart will be ripped out every minute.He pretended to move his elder brother's hand away naturally, and then he was about to turn over and get out of bed, "What time is it now, elder brother, have you eaten breakfast?"

Because Song Zhan slept outside the bed, Song Guan had to step over Song Zhan if he wanted to go out.As a result, he only got half of his body out when he was grabbed from behind by someone hugging his chest, so he fell down and sat on the other person.

Song Guan looked back at Song Zhan with a dazed expression, and that glance made Song Zhan close his eyes and take a deep breath, and the hand on Song Guan's chest was unconsciously too heavy.He was almost restrained, so he could push Song Guan back to the bed very coldly.Under the palm of his hand, even through the cloth, he could feel the beating of Song Guan's heart.That kind of violent beating, even through blood and bones, still gives people an illusion—in Song Zhan's trance illusion, he thought that the heart would jump out and then fall into his palm like this.

"Just lie down and wait for me to come back." After saying that, without looking at Song Guan again, Mr. Song got up and got out of bed, picked up his robe from the ground, put it on casually, and went out.

Song Guan, who was left behind, glanced at the clothes that were scattered on the floor, and he recognized that there were his own clothes and his elder brother's clothes inside.Of course, he and Song Zhan were both wearing their own middle clothes before, so they were very well-behaved, but the chaos on the ground somehow made people think of a pair of anxious dogs and men. After hugging each other and climbing into bed, they took off their clothes. If you don't hang it up properly, you just throw it around in such a hurry.

Song Guan was overwhelmed by his own association, and his elder brother came back with food after a while, and his brothers and friends had to feed him respectfully, so that he always felt like he was eating a "decapitated meal".Finally, in the afternoon, the great god was finally sent away. Before leaving, the eldest son of the Song Dynasty said that he wanted Song Guan to pay attention to his body. He said that the position of prime minister can only be regarded as icing on the cake. Things, Song Guan don't want to be a prime minister anymore.

Song Guanlian pretended to be Guisun and said yes to this, but he didn't care much in his heart.

Another day later, Song Guan went to court, and everyone expressed concern about his physical condition.In the past few days when Song Guan was away, everyone was discussing the situation on the frontier, and it was already a conclusion that the war between the two countries was about to break out.But since then, it still dragged on for about two months before the war finally broke out.And the battle report sent from the front said that the opponent is really fucking difficult to fight this time, because the enemy country has a national teacher this time, who is very weird and cheating. If he is not a human, he must be a monster, because he can summon monsters to beat people!It's just too scary.

Song Guan's whole heart is hung on the protagonist Shou. Hearing this, he immediately realizes that this person is one of the seven "cucurbit babies".According to the intelligence description, this national teacher sounds like a very dangerous person. He wanted to turn around to watch the Shangguan Banquet, but he held back and didn't look back.The outline said that as soon as the national teacher saw the protagonist shou, he wanted to have sex with the protagonist shou. Of course, these things happened after his death. Song Guan wanted to light a candle for the protagonist shou in advance. In the hands of the other party, you will suffer a great crime.

After some time passed, the battle report was sent again from the front, saying that although the enemy country's national teacher was particularly perverted, they still won a small victory, and thus found the weakness of that national teacher.

This is good news, and the atmosphere in the upward direction is a little more relaxed for a while.After the court, several ministers who were close to Song Guan on weekdays got together to discuss the war. When they talked about Young Master Pu, they talked about the protagonist receiving the Shangguan banquet, and then talked about Shangguan There seems to be something wrong with the little emperor... After the following, the whole topic of the conversation is distorted, and it has become a discussion of sex and gossip. His own bodyguard had a quarrel, and the inseparable bodyguard no longer followed Shangguan all the time. There must be some unknown reason for this.

When the news came out, Song Guan's eyes felt hot. Looking at the situation from all sides, now is the right time for him to be the protagonist of prop paly!He no longer disliked his colleague for being too gossip, and thought to himself, what the hell, this week is finally coming to an end!He was so happy that he wanted to run around the city three times!

This is exactly "the daughter-in-law of many years has become a mother-in-law." Song Guan calmed down while tidying up his sleeves, quickly organized the words in his mind, and then opened his mouth. He pretended to mention it casually and said "go to fireworks." This little suggestion from the place of small gatherings.Prime Minister Song said that everyone has worked hard recently. It just so happens that the battle situation ahead has changed for the better. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief. Just take this opportunity, or today everyone will go out for a small gathering in private, relax and celebrate together. Hands make us high up?

Everyone was stunned.

You must know that for private gatherings, although Prime Minister Song occasionally participated in the past, it was really the first time that he organized it spontaneously.Therefore, when Song Guan proposed this plan, everyone was startled, but they didn't react.At this time, Prime Minister Song, who had been more and more indifferent in front of people over the years, showed a smile that was like breaking through the ice, and it caught everyone present off guard like the spring breeze turned into rain.Song Guan thoughtfully added: "This time we civil servants can just get together, otherwise if someone gets drunk and fights at this time...it will be bad."

What he said was indeed reasonable, and there were indeed incidents where military generals got drunk and got into fights before.But no matter what he said, Prime Minister Song's previous smile had already dumbfounded everyone present. Everyone seemed to be knocked on the head with a shoehorn. In fact, they did not pay attention to Song Guan. What the hell did he say, he just nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Song Guan nodded in satisfaction, and after making an appointment with the time and place, he went back home to pack his things.Naturally, the key thing to clean up, of course, is the "Crystal Fake Ding Ding".After Song Guan changed his clothes, he went back to the house and opened the cupboard with a calm face, and found out the box in the depths with a calm face, opened the box again with a calm face, and put the "Crystal Fake Ding Ding" and "Eighteen Degrees of Spring Breeze" He held all the small medicine bags in his hands, and then stuffed them into his sleeves with a calm face.One word can describe it, perfect!

When he arrived at the Chu Pavilion with "Crystal Fake Ding Ding" and "Eighteen Degrees of Spring Breeze" and a stomach full of indescribable thoughts, everyone was already there.Song Guan picked up the seat that everyone specially vacated for him and sat down, looked up, and sure enough, he saw that the protagonist was also present at the official banquet.

Picking up the jug and filling himself with a glass of wine, Song Guan claimed that he was late, so he punished himself for drinking it all.After he drank with his head up, he turned the wine glass over to show that he really wasn't fooling anyone.During the whole process, his gaze was always on Shangguan.It was only the moment their eyes met, Shangguan Yan immediately lowered his eyes to stare at the dishes on the table in front of him for some reason, and never raised his eyes again.

Song Guan smiled nonchalantly. It was only natural that a royalist party and a queen mother party would have subtle hostility.He doesn't care at all whether the other party's emotions are contempt or anger, he just thinks about how to drag the person away for a while, and then use the "crystal ♂ crystal ♀ props ♂" in his arms to treat the other party well. Use this prop to do all the things described in the outline on the opponent——

That series of things that cannot be described.