Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Song Guan didn't expect that the two of them hit it off when they said they were fighting. Not only did they hit it off, but they also beat down the three main characters, two men and one woman, who were in the scene of catching rape.

Junior Brother Qiao said coldly, "Get out of the way."

Face-blind Lord smiled and said, "It's in the way."

Judging from this sentence, the synchronization rate between the two is quite high.

Song Guan was silently holding the cold steamed stuffed bun in his hands. At this moment, the three men and women who had been beaten down passed by him, covering their injured parts. They looked at Song Guan at the same time with very subtle expressions.Especially the brother in blue, he had almost won, but two people were killed halfway, and they couldn't help but kick him to the side one by one, really... He took a deep breath, With a tone of sadness that I didn't even notice, I said faintly: "I said, my son, can't you just take care of your lover a little bit? Is there anyone who is so jealous? It's so unreasonable. If you want to beat someone, at least you have to wait." Catch rape in bed."

Damn!What are you talking about!

The anger that had dissipated before was aroused again, and Song Guan was really going to be pissed off by this group of people who didn't know how long their brain circuits were.

Unbearable: "What kind of love, he is my junior brother!"

Lan Yi stood with his hands folded, and he didn't respond to his yelling, just looked at Song Guan in silence.With a silent expression of knowing everything in his heart, that appearance... really makes people want to rush up and slap him twice to relieve his hatred.

Song Guan thought "I need to calm down, don't be impulsive", took a deep breath, and calmed down, he said in a calm voice as much as possible: "Brother, not all situations can be used by you. This situation can be explained by..."

Blue Clothes let out a "hmm" and said very calmly, "I know, of course this cannot be confused. After all, we are two men and one woman, but you are three men."

He turned his face again: "Besides, Your Excellency is not an ordinary person, but a strong man of Ye Yujuro. If you say it like this, and then calculate it like this, it will be even more different."

"You..." Song Guan's entire face turned red. This was due to anger. He pointed at the other person's nose with one hand and was so angry that his words got stuck for a while. "You" didn't say "you" for a long time Find out why.

So Song Guan stopped talking, just stared at the blue clothes.Gradually, his complexion returned to normal.

In the end, he threw the cold steamed stuffed bun on the ground, and finally roared like an eruption: "You idiot!!! You deserve to wear a cuckold!!!!!! Wear a cuckold in your next life too!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After yelling, he shook his hands and left the inn, out of sight, and drank several bowls of tofu flower on the side of the road in a rage, and almost didn't spit it out. Song Guan went shopping for a long time, bought a lot of snacks, and stayed by the lake for a long time. , and then returned to the inn in the evening when the setting sun was low.Originally, he was sharing a room with Junior Brother Qiao, but after returning home, he strongly demanded to live alone, and he refused to live with others even to the death.Damn it, in this weird world, not only men and women have to avoid suspicion, but men and women have to avoid suspicion too!

At night, Song Guan was woken up by someone shaking him in his sleep. When he woke up, he saw a figure beside the bed. The figure covered his mouth to avoid the possibility of him screaming.With a faint sound, the torch was lit. In the dim light, Song saw the other person's face clearly, frowned, with the anger of being disturbed by others: "Why are you here so late?"

It was the face-blind Mr. Master who stabbed him once.

Seeing his reaction, Mr. Faceblind could not help but look him up and down: "You are not afraid at all."

"What are you afraid of?"

"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Song Guan rubbed his forehead: "Then you should have done it earlier."

"You think so?" Face-blind Jun sat down on his bed, raised his eyebrows, "Maybe I just like to kill people when they are awake?"

"..." Song Guan felt that there was something wrong with this person [-]%.

Song Guan got up very angry, at this time, he didn't care about the opponent's master or something, he cut himself once, kicked the opponent directly, then pulled the quilt to cover him, turned over and continued to sleep.As soon as he closed his eyes, someone pinched his nose. Song Guan, who was not breathing well, opened his eyes angrily. His eyes could kill people: "What the hell are you trying to do!"

Because his nose was pinched, his voice was out of tune, and the other party couldn't help laughing when he heard his voice.Song Guan patted his hands away and sat up, scratched his face twice, finally regained consciousness, a little manic: "What exactly do you want to do?"

The face-blind gentleman who came uninvited in the middle of the night didn't answer his question, just pinched his nose once and for all. Song Guan finally became fully awake after such tossing. Let him continue to pinch his nose, and asked very bitterly: "Young master, I don't know why you came here in the middle of the night, what do you want me for?"

In the half-bright light, the person opposite said "Oh": "It's not a big deal, I just came here to be lingering with the king's bed, and go to the peak of bliss together."

Song Guanwen was so angry that he kicked the man on the waist.Paralysis, neuropathy, what the fuck.As a result, when the foot was kicked, it was caught by people.The man also took advantage of the situation and directly pressed him down on the bed, pinching his feet with one hand, with a half-smile: "Brother, you are so heartless."

Song Guan was about to go mad with anger: "Who is your senior brother?" Within a few words, the two had gone through several tricks, and in the end Song Guan was defeated miserably, his acupuncture points were tapped and he couldn't move.

Face Blind Lord shook his head: "Senior brother's kung fu is a bit worse than yours."

Song Guan ignored him, then cleared his throat, the other party covered his mouth, and said lazily: "I don't care, but is it really okay if you call me like that? If you ask someone to come into the room to see With this appearance, there will probably be more rumors about senior brother in the Jianghu."

Song Guan's eyes became more and more ferocious, and when Blind Face Lord moved his hand away, he finally whispered very angrily: "You touched my mouth after touching my feet! You are going to die!"

Face-blind Lord: "..."

After a while, Song Guan closed his eyes resignedly, and then said weakly, "Tell me, what are you here for?"

The face-blind gentleman kicked off his shoes, sat next to him, and said lazily, "I just came to see the rumors in the world."

Song Guan said: "It's fake. It's all fake. You don't need to look at it."

The man leaned closer: "So, the 'Ten Liang' thing is also fake?"

Song Guan: "Of course it's fake. You can believe it if it's so outrageous. Whoever passed it on, it looks like it cut off my little brother and measured it. What ten taels, you put a tael in your crotch Give it a try, it won't kill you."

The other party laughed when they heard Song Guan's words, and stopped after a while, saying: "No, I still have to see it with my own eyes to confirm." The belt is gone.

Song Guan was stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect the other party to be so unscrupulous, and said fiercely: "How dare you!"

"Don't dare?" The man raised his eyebrows and approached Song Guan, "Why don't I dare?"

Song Guan said fiercely: "If you dare to take off my pants, I'll piss on your face, believe it or not!"

Face-blind Lord: "..."

Face-blind Lord withdrew his hand, and smiled: "Well, hero, spare me, I dare not."

Song Guan said: "Now you know everything you want to know, quickly untie the acupuncture points for me, I'm going to sleep." Plan to just let him go.

"Is it also fake that Shaoyang sect disciples fought to sleep with you?"

Song Guan felt that he was so annoying. Why were there so many questions? He really wanted to slap him on the opposite wall and couldn't buckle him off. Is this nonsense completely credible?" Song Guan swallowed the second half of the sentence "Only your brain is trapped by the door and you think this kind of statement is true".

The other party pinched Song Guan's nose as if he was addicted to pinching. He pinched Song Guan's nose and turned his face to face him: "In this way, the matter of only you and your Junior Brother Qiao is true."

Song Guan glanced at him: "My junior brother and I are like father and son, you know a lot about green vegetables."

The face-blind gentleman paused for a moment and asked, "...Who is the father and who is the son?"

Song Guan took it for granted: "Of course I am the father."

Mr. Faceblind said "Oh": "Is that so? I've never seen a child who wanted to chop off his father's hands when he saw his father being touched by others."

It’s okay if he doesn’t talk about it, but when he talks about it, Song Guan gets angry: “What do you mean by touching? Can you notice that you were pinching my chin at that time! Let me ask you, generally, those with distorted aesthetics and strange tastes Perverted hooligan, what posture did he use when molesting the old man? I don’t know? Let me tell you—it’s just pinching the chin. You didn’t know it before, but you know it now, so you know the seriousness of this matter Right. This is not only related to the relationship between father and son, your actions are basically slapping my Shaoyang sect in the face. Tell me, in this case, will my junior brother chop your hand?"

Blind-faced Lord nodded after listening to Song Guan, and finally concluded: "You can really talk."

Song Guan immediately wanted to send this person a word. In Chinese it is called a bitch, in English it is called a bitch.

The other party noticed his eyes, reached out and poked his face, and laughed: "Are you angry?"

Song Guan held back a sentence for a while: "No."

"Really." The other party nodded again, "Then you try harder to be angry with me, and if you don't get angry, I won't let you sleep."

Song Guan: “…………………………………………”

wipe!

Faceblind Jun laughed: "It's funny how you look when you're angry. Just like firecrackers, they don't make noise at ordinary times, but when they are lit, they crackle. He tilted his head slightly, and stretched out his hand to pinch Song Guan's nose, as if he could get enough inspiration through this action, "——It's very festive."

Song Guan: "..."

Face-blind gentleman: "Stupid is also very chic."

Song Guan: "........."

Damn... I really want to kill him, I really want to kill him, I really want to kill him, I really want to kill him, I really want to kill him...

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...

Face Blind Lord patted Song Guan's face: "Is there nothing you want to ask me?"

Song Guan continued, "When will you let me sleep?"

Face Blind Lord raised his eyebrows: "Don't you ask me why I killed you last time?"

Song Guan: "...Why did you kill me last time?"

Face Blind Lord: "Don't be so reluctant, ask again."

Song Guan: "...Brother~ last time you~why~did~kill~people~home~"

Face-blind Lord: "..."

Song Guan expressionless: "Why did you kill me last time?"

Face Blind Lord: "Because I got along very well with the Great Elder of the Holy Cult. I heard that you killed the Great Elder, so I came to kill you."

Song Guan's nose was pinched again in retaliation, he could only breathe with his mouth open, and the voice he said was so yin and yang that people couldn't bear to look directly: "That was an accident."

Face-blind gentleman: "I think so, after all, people like you who will trip over a stool when walking without looking at the ground, probably at that time also accidentally tripped and stabbed someone with a sword, or accidentally tripped and pushed others One caused someone to stab the Great Elder with a sword."

Song Guan: "........." Ju, guessed the truth? !

Face-blind Lord looked at Song Guan's expression, with a half-smile: "Is it really like this?"

Song Guan: "..."

The face-blind gentleman straightened his sleeves and commented: "So stupid."

Song Guan glanced sideways: "Aren't people stupid who almost killed the wrong person because they couldn't recognize people, and people who couldn't distinguish faces but relied on their voices to recognize people?"

Face-blind Lord: "..."

The face-blind gentleman folded his hands and looked at him condescendingly: "There are no other questions to ask?"

Song Guan: "It's gone."

Mr. Face Blind reminded: "You haven't asked my name yet."

Song Guan was very reluctant: "...Brother, may I ask your name?"

Face-blind gentleman: "My surname is Duan..."

Song Guan: "So it's Mr. Duan. I've seen you for a long time. Hello, Mr. Duan. Goodbye, Mr. Duan."

Mr. Duan, who didn't know what his name was, smiled: "I haven't finished talking yet."

Song Guan: "...then you continue."

Mr. Duan shook his head: "It seems that he really wants me to go."

Song Guan didn't speak, but his eyes fully expressed the meaning of "knowing that I'm attractive to others, so I don't want to get out of here."

Mr. Duan pinched Song Guan's hand, and put his index finger on the palm of his hand: "Just knowing one surname is enough? Brother, you really have no sincerity—" The corner of his mouth curled up, "I'm having a joke feast. Hold your hand" Zi', the 'Yan' of Xiangdong Yanqu." Some casually drew a few strokes on his palm, raised his eyebrows, "Senior Brother Song, this is my name. You have to remember it."

Song Guan: "=mouth=..."