I was forced by my whole family to be the most vicious in the world

Late nights are supposed to be a feast for night owls, but tonight was the privilege not to lose them.

The Weibo staff sighed, "This is the first time, because of the number of times Xiao Genghe and Bian Ming worked overtime, we set a Weibo record."

The colleague said cheerfully: "Who will let his fans be more awesome than the police, and solve a troublesome case with ease."

Weibo staff think about it for this reason, it can be selected into the annual wonderful drama, people can't help but give Xiao Yuhe and Xiaoming a wave of 666.

"Before we collapsed, the hot search list seemed to be dominated."

"Yeah, the top ten... have never encountered such a situation."

Today's hot search list on Weibo can be written - Bian Ming's hot search list.

The two chattered for a long time, but they didn't hear anyone else's response, and they were wondering.

A colleague explained: "Leave them alone, live streaming melons for eating Bian Ming's friends ignited their unprecedented enthusiasm for work."

"..."

After the efforts of countless Jio programmers, Weibo was finally cured.

The Weibo staff who were just wrangling breathed a sigh of relief, sometimes it wasn't they who had to work overtime, it was the gang of celebrities who made them have to work overtime.

"Phew, I'm old, I can't stay up late, I can finally sleep."

"It's not good! Weibo is down!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, "What the hell? Isn't it already fixed?"

"Ah bah, I didn't make it clear just now, Weibo crashed again!!!"

Everyone: "..."

It's really crazy, how long did it take for them to fix Weibo, 5 minutes?

These melon-wazi netizens are eating melons and eating melons, can they be considerate of the health-preserving Weibo staff who are elderly but have to stay up late and work overtime? ? ?

But there is no way, a bunch of programmers still have to continue to work.

3 minutes after repairing Weibo this time——

"It's not good! Weibo has crashed again!"

……grass!What's the matter, is it a test of our Weibo's ability to withstand stress?

Don't you just kidnap a frame and arrest someone on the live broadcast?We still don't fucking believe it!The programmers behind the microblog that can support ten celebrity divorces online at the same time are no match for a mere group of netizens!

The struggle of programmers came up.

Netizens: Weibo collapses Weibo collapses, Weibo collapses and continues to collapse

Programmers: Programmers don’t crash Programmers don’t crash, programmers don’t crash

The invisible gunpowder filled the air. This was evaluated by everyone as "the official Weibo battle started by Bian Ming" lasted for more than an hour. The Weibo server finally held up, although there was still a lag.

The programmers were sweating profusely, "Damn it, you're really awesome, this is the pinnacle of Bian Ming's hot searches."

The Weibo programmers who said this never imagined that there will be more difficult battles waiting for them in the future, and the initiator is still Bian Ming...

Soon they will get used to being forced to fight with netizens, and when they see Bian Ming, they will have a feeling of "Oh, old friend".

Alright, let's take a look at the current hot search list.

1. Bianming live broadcast [Burst]

2. Live broadcast kidnapping [Explosion]

3. Fans live broadcast the arrest operation [Explosion]

4. The live broadcast has not ended, the arrest operation has ended [Explosion]

5. Bian Ming is drunk

6. Bian Ming and Xiao Geng eat barbecue

7. Was threatened by a friend with a hostage on the phone but fell asleep/head full of question marks

8. The funniest kidnapping case of 2020

9. I feel sorry for Ji Qin

10. The greatest fans in history

……

Well, this hot search list can't help but make people wonder if the Yu family spent huge sums of money to buy the list for Bian Ming, but just click on one of them, and the discussion rate is amazing.

The data of forwarding, commenting and likes are casual, starting from hundreds of thousands.

[Rationally tell me that this is a fake hot search list, but my "emotion" has transformed into "reason" and tell me together that this hot search list is real]

[OMG, Bian Ming is really awesome, Xiao Yuhe and Xiaoming are also awesome, I have never seen such capable fans, Beijing will give them a certificate of honor/dog head]

[Yeah, otherwise, if you think about it, when it comes to the kidnapping case of Bian Ming, he is a public figure, and there are Xiao Genghe and the Yu family standing behind him.If there are no fans who are too good, the leaders of the relevant departments of this magic city will have to catch their bald heads]

[Sorry, I really want to cooperate with everyone to do a shocking party, but I really can't fucking help it... just want to hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]

[You're not alone, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ji Qin: the worst kidnapper in history]

[Thank you Xiao Yuhe and Xiao Xiaoming, this coquettish operation made me laugh, and contracted my whole life's laugh/I can't laugh or cry]

[I have to check the time every 5 minutes—hey, why is it only two o'clock in the morning?There are at least 8 hours before Bian Ming wakes up from a hangover, and at least 8 hours before I go to the theater, as if struck by lightning.../皮头]

[@肖江和, how about waking up Bian Ming?I believe that if it was Bian Ming, he would definitely want to wake up at this time. As for waking up with kisses, licks, and circles...please feel free]

[Upstairs you tell me loudly, are you still human?hahahahaha]

[Although I know I shouldn't say this at this time, I hope everyone can calm down.It may seem funny to us, but in Dan Bian Ming’s place, he was betrayed by a friend of more than ten years, and the other party even kidnapped another friend and threatened him in spite of his feelings. With Bian Ming’s character, he would definitely blame himself very much]

[Yes, excluding the sand sculpture factor of arresting Ji Qin in this live broadcast, and substituting me into Bian Ming, I feel so uncomfortable that I will suffocate QAQ]

[@肖根和, Brother Xiao, Bian Xiaoming, whom we put on the tip of our hearts, is handed over to you, you must comfort him well]

[Yeah! @肖恩和, it’s totally fine to eat barbecue and drink, as long as it can make my Xiao Ming feel better, I can say anything QWQ]

……

This special live broadcast event was like dropping a bomb in the entertainment industry, making countless people sleepless at night.

Jiang Qinglan sits in person and monitors the company's public relations.

but……

"Mr. Jiang, it's not that we don't work hard, it's that the fans of Bian Ming and Xiao Genghe don't give us a chance to perform."

The public relations manager couldn’t help laughing and crying. It’s embarrassing that they have nowhere to use their power. “They are more self-disciplined than we could have imagined. to him."

In the end, the PR manager joked: "The fans are so capable, our PR department will lose their jobs."

Isn't it? It could have been said to be the most challenging public relations problem in the history of Shimang (Fengshi) entertainment public relations, and the fans did it for the silent ones.

They said again that the best fans were Xiao Yuhe and Xiao Ming.

What's more, with Bian Ming's face and good image, his popularity with passers-by is no worse than that of Xiao Genghe.

The identity of the victim this time attracted the attention of a large number of passers-by.

How many passers-by became fans of Bian Ming during this incident, just look at his fan base which quickly rose to 4000 million.

[Is there anyone like me who doesn't pay attention to the entertainment circle at all on weekdays and only hears about Bian Ming's name, but this time he became a fan of Bian Ming's fans, and thus became a fan of Bian Ming? ]

——This kind of argument was echoed a hundred times, and countless passers-by said, "It's me."

"Bian Ming's fans this year are really outstanding!" the PR manager couldn't help but sigh again.

Can hit the list, fight for pictures, create topics, afford traffic, catch criminals, and control the scene...

Tell yourself, what else do fans of Xiao Genghe and Bian Ming not know?

The corners of Jiang Qinglan's mouth turned up, with the pride of a child growing up, "Because he is Bian Ming, fans have to become excellent."

"Yes, yes, you are right." The public relations manager is used to the boss being a "blossomist", so he is no stranger to it.

After the people left, Jiang Qinglan's face was gloomy again, she dialed the phone, and said coldly as soon as she connected, "Look at the good deeds you and your son have done! Led the wolf into the house!"

When the Yu family father and son wanted to use Ji Qin to heal Bian Ming's psychological trauma to his relatives, she voted against it.

It's been so long now, not to mention that Ji Qin didn't achieve the desired results, and even made such a big mistake, who gave Ji Qin the courage to threaten her Jiang Qinglan's child?

Not only did it expose their relationship with Ji Qin, but the bad influence caused would make Bian Ming even more disgusted with them.

Jiang Qinglan got angry anxiously.

Yu Pai was silent for a moment, "Does Little Mango already know?"

Jiang Qinglan sneered, "What negative answer are you expecting me to give you? Don't deceive yourself, some things are almost exposed when you go too far."

It's just a tacit understanding, Bian Ming doesn't express his position or resist, which is already the best result.

But now it has fallen short.

"Forget it, men are really unreliable, you and Yu Yuan don't care about this matter."

Jiang Qinglan squeezed the space between her eyebrows, as expected, such delicate matters should be left to her and Yu Ni, "Stop doing unnecessary things."

Yu Pai was wronged at first, so he could only hum and listen, "One more thing, that family wants me to arrange for her youngest son to go to school in Beijing."

Jiang Qinglan pursed her lips coldly, "It's really getting more and more insatiable."

It is very difficult for non-Beijing children to go to school in Beijing, especially for parents who are not very well off and have no connections.

This is equivalent to asking Yu Pai to help the family by arranging the child's Beijing household registration, finding a noble school, providing Beijing residence, etc., including all their expenses in Beijing.

Jiang Qinglan: "Since they dare to ask for it, you can give it to them."

What is impossible for ordinary people is not a problem at all for the Yu family.

"Sooner or later, they will find that they can't afford these things."

Yu Pai's eyebrows were also extremely cold, "I know, I'll just tell you."

Jiang Qinglan put down her phone and logged into Weibo with a computer. After all, Weibo won the battle in the early morning, and the internet speed was almost as it should be.

The top search on the list surprised her: [Bian Ming woke up]

"Pfft." Jiang Qinglan couldn't hold back.

Thinking of hundreds of millions of netizens sitting online waiting for her child to wake up, the scene and the picture are really amazing.

Click on the trending search, and what pops up is Bian Ming's Weibo page. Just a few minutes ago, he posted several Weibo pages.

However, Jiang Qinglan didn't receive the reminder, and she took it for granted that her "Weibo" hadn't recovered from the collapse.

[Bian Ming V: ………………[Screenshot of him staring at the camera in a daze during live broadcast last night.jpg]]

【Bian Ming V: I……………】

【Bian Ming V: ......... hey】

The fourth Weibo is full of ellipses, which can't be reached by swiping the screen.

[emmm, Bian Xiaoming, your ellipsis is annoying my eyes, do you dare to describe it in words? ]

[I saw Bian Xiao Mingmu from a bunch of dots hhh]

[The accompanying picture is very spiritual, he must be Yazi who drank fake wine during the live broadcast last night, hahahaha]

[It's me, I don't know what to say, I'm probably in a daze, I don't mind giving a little reminder: Bian Ming, you don't know what to say, you can praise us more, praise us vigorously, we know we Too good, I still need to do a little superficial work/狗头/狗头/狗头]

[Waiting for Bian Xiaoming to blow our rainbow fart, hehe]

[Farewell... After all, Ji Qin is Bian Ming's friend, and he is the one in the most complicated mood now]

[@微明明明, don’t be sad, our Xiaoming will always be by your side/love/love/love]

……

Everyone was confessed in rhythm, Bian Ming's mood was really complicated, he was indeed sculpted by fans.

But like fans say, who would have thought, he fell asleep and the whole world changed.

After Bian Ming woke up, he felt that he had missed an episode.

Hey……

Noticing that Jing Xufeng was enjoying himself, he glanced at him carelessly, his eyes couldn't move away immediately.

"Did you record the video?" Bian Ming asked.

Jing Xufeng avoided his gaze, "Cough! I made a mistake and accidentally tapped the screen recording."

Then he added, "It's like you made a mistake last night and started the live broadcast."

Bian Ming: "..."

He was drunk and lost his mind. Could it be that you also drank fake wine this morning?

"But let's not talk about it, it's quite fun." Pei Hao drove the car.

After Bian Ming woke up in the morning, Jing Xufeng silently handed over his mobile phone and asked him to check Weibo.

Bian Ming had a terrible hangover and a headache, and he was not in the mood at all, but Xiao Genghe agreed, "You'd better brush it up."

Immediately afterwards, Bian Ming endured the discomfort, took the phone, and let Jing Xufeng know that homosexuality is inhumane.

Bian Ming has been very calm during the trending search, and his calmness made them wonder if the trending search on Weibo has collapsed again.

Afterwards, Bian Ming threw the phone away, lay flat and covered the quilt, "I'm done brushing, I can go back to sleep, good morning, see you in the afternoon."

After finishing speaking, he really closed his eyes, brewing sleepiness.

Xiao Genghe: "..."

Jing Xufeng: "..."

Pei Hao: "..."

"You're paralyzed from sleeping! Get up quickly! If you read the trending search, it doesn't mean anything!"

That's the wrong reaction, isn't it?

Shocked?Lost?Sad?

How can you embarrass hundreds of millions of netizens who are waiting for you to wake up with your calmness? !

"Don't make trouble." Bian Ming turned over on the bed and covered half of his face with the quilt, "Such a popular search for sand sculptures is simply the ceiling of 'sand sculptures', do you think I don't know I'm dreaming? Just kidding, I fell asleep and dreamed There's everything in there."

Xiao Geng and they both heard the last words he whispered.

"........."

After being speechless, it took a long time just to convince Bian Ming that the trending search was true.

As a result, Bian Ming, who was blushing and in a trance because of the hangover, was completely broken.

"Delete the video." Bian Ming said hoarsely.

Jing Xufeng: "I don't."

Bian Ming: "Wages will not be deducted."

Jing Xufeng struggled, and the idea of ​​benefiting fans gained the upper hand, he gritted his teeth and said, "You can hold it, I won't give it to you!"

Bian Ming: "..."

"Here we are." Xiao Genghe said calmly.

Bian Ming was startled.

Pei Hao: "Now there are a lot of media guarding the gate of the police station. We can't drive there carelessly. There is a small gate at the police station. We need to go around."

Just go around, Bian Ming has no objection, when the car stops, there are people in police uniforms waiting for them.

Bian Ming and Jing Xufeng followed them.

Pei Hao found a place to park his car, and seeing Xiao Genghe closed his eyes, he couldn't help asking him, "You reminded Bian Ming today that Ji Qin is waiting for him, what's your intention?"

Xiao Genghe didn't open his eyes, "I just think he's quite pitiful."

Pei Hao sneered disdainfully, he knew Xiao Genghe too well, Xiao Genghe was not the kind of person who was full of sympathy, and could even be said to be extremely indifferent.

"I believe you have ghosts."

Xiao Geng and Gu Lip didn't say anything more.

It is still too cheap for Ji Qin to leave without seeing Bian Ming for the last time.

For someone who is too conceited in this kind of strategy, to break his self-righteous pride, Bian Ming must personally take action to achieve the effect.

The moment the raiders moved their true feelings towards the mission target, they were doomed to be failures.

Xiao Genghe just wanted Ji Qin to understand this.

It's just a pity that he couldn't hear Bian Ming's first confession to him.