I was forced by my whole family to be the most vicious in the world

No kidding, Bian Ming really took off.

"One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight..."

After doing a few sets of movements, Xiao Genghe looked at it in a daze.

Just like an idiot, whoever loves to dance with him, anyway, he doesn't dance with idiots.

Just as Xiao Genghe was about to back away, the idiot next to him moved his body sideways and straddled him.

Yu Yuan's "backup dancer" was very good, and he was still counting numbers by himself.

Xiao Genghe: "..."

Well, what's the name of the next move?

Body rotation, right?

The three idiots were doing radio gymnastics solemnly in front of the camera, and the staff couldn't help laughing.

Bian Ming danced and called names: "Camera master, hold on to the cannon. Yu Tianwang and Xiao Yingdi dance radio gymnastics together. This is the only one in the world."

The cameraman hugged the equipment silently.

After the radio gymnastics, Bian Ming immediately looked at the staff.

Staff member: "... Bian's set of radio gymnastics brought back memories of my first jumping exercise. I think everyone should have no objection to the ownership of this confirmation card."

Yu Yuan cheered and said, "No, no, Bian Ming is the king of dancing."

Xiao Genghe dismantled the stage: "It's the king of radio drills."

In the later stage, I put sunglasses and a crown on Bian Ming P here, and marked it next to: World King of Dance!Radio Fuck King!

Finally picked up a confirmation card, Bian Ming covered the headset and whispered: "What are you doing in Ji Qin's office?"

Ji Qin's words are always thorns, reminding him all the time.

"Vice President Ji is warm and hospitable." He emphasized an adverb, "Please let me drink the Coke you didn't finish."

Bian Ming glanced at the camera, you are trying to trick Ji Qin by talking like that.

Bian Ming changed the subject and said, "You stole my Coke."

Xiao Genghe refused to accept the crime: "I am saving for you, not wasting."

Bian Ming: "Thank you."

Xiao Genghe: "You're welcome, you can help me save money next time and it will be fine."

Bian Ming snorted coldly, this is to eat his leftovers by himself.

What a face to give him.

The two chattered, and Yu Yuan, who was excluded, felt very sad.

【Yu Family Courtyard】WeChat group:

Taro Ball: When recording a program, how to attract the attention of Little Mango?

Taro ball: Wait online, it's urgent! ! !

Jiang Qinglan: Thank you for the invitation, do you think I will answer this question for you?This group is full of competition, do you have a little B in mind? /Smile

Yu Ni: "Crossing the Limit"?Did you secretly record the show?

Yu Ni: Anyway, I'm not on the show, so I won't get Little Mango's attention, let's die together :)

Yu Yuan: "..."

What's the matter with these two women, why don't they understand the overall situation?

Women are stingy.

Yu Pai: Give them a topic, Little Mango has been recording for a day, but he hasn’t said the story of “beggars fishing”

Oh yes.

Yu Yuan's whole brain became clear.

"Little...Little Bianming."

Yu Yuan casually wanted to be called by a nickname, but after changing his words in time, he called Xiao Bianming, which was still very close, "Xiao Bianming, should your story meeting start? I'm already urging you to come and record the show."

Then you are really good.

Bian Ming thought of the newcomers in the crew, and reminded him to act, and here is another one who reminded him to record a show.

He couldn't cheat any more, and asked Xiao Genghe: "Then shall we play one?"

Xiao Genghe dragged his voice, "How do you want to act?"

Bian Ming: "I play you, you play me."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the camera master, "Master, do you have a pen and paper?"

However, the videographer retreated abruptly as if the source of poison was approaching, and the equipment was almost unsteady.

Bian Ming felt worried, "Master, be careful, you need to strengthen your training. The previous substitute masters have better physical fitness than you, so you have to keep your job."

He had noticed before that when the videographer who went to the bathroom came back, his physical fitness was not as strong as that of the substitute, and he was out of breath after walking behind him for a few laps.

"Hey, master, what are you hiding, and you still go around in circles with me?"

Bian Ming was funny, he took a step forward, and the master took a step back with the equipment on his shoulders, "Master, we are destined to meet each other, anyway, I will call you master, if the program crew cut you, you can follow me, as long as I am in the entertainment industry If you can still get along, I will guarantee you a bite of food."

Bian Ming started talking nonsense to divert the other party's attention, but the master was determined to record his prosperous beauty with a big gun.

The camera never moved away from Bian Ming.

Bian Ming came up to pay back with all his energy.

He took a pen and paper from the photographer's pocket, looked at his face, but didn't recognize him, "Master, you hide so strongly, I thought it was some celebrity pretending."

Bian Ming wrote and drew on the paper, but Yu Yuan stared suspiciously at the videographer.

"Okay, now I'm Xiao Genghe." Bian Ming sat down in the corner with carelessness.

Yu Yuan's eyes were quickly attracted by him, he choked for a while, looked at the silent Xiao Geng and smiled, "Mr. Xiao, were you serious at that time?"

I saw two pictures pasted on Bian Ming's body, one was a green linen with a hole in it, and the paper was marked with an arrow [This is a hole! 】

The same goes for the pants, the design drawings on the paper are all holes.

There is also a paper-made hat in front of him.

Bian Ming looked at Xiao Genghe, and said in the tone of SpongeBob SquarePants: "I--I'm ready."

Xiao Genghe paused, it was worth cooperating with him to reenact the scene of their first encounter.

[Beggar Fishing, Act [-], Action! 】

Xiao Genghe walked along the street, and caught a glimpse of a drunk man on the side of the road with his knees bowed, passing by with a blank expression on his face.

[Beggar fishing, over. 】

--Kidding.

Xiao Genghe stepped back and kicked Bian Ming's shoes, but nothing happened.

He took out two one-yuan coins and ten-yuan banknotes, hesitated for a while, put the two coins in the hat with heartache, and then said in surprise: "...the fans pick chicken Xiao Genghe?"

The expression and tone of this sentence are reproduced perfectly.

After Xiao Geng and Momo took the coin back, Bian Ming played the scene of begging for the coin again.

Immediately after the performance, he complained: "Old Xiao added scenes for himself, and I paid for it as soon as he came up. There is no plot of 'passing by' and 'kicking shoes'."

"I'm adding more emotional progression to the characters."

Xiao Genghe didn't hold on to this question, "I'm struggling to give coins or ten yuan notes, do you have any?"

Bian Ming did have it, but it was not a critical period, the money had to be split and used.

This first encounter is so miraculous that no novel dares to write like this.

Yu Yuan couldn't care less about jealousy, "Is this how you guys met?"

Bian Ming: "That's right, the second time is "Fashion Shop"."

Netizens all over the country know that he walks well on the street, and was pulled to be an amateur on the show.

Xiao Genghe: "I have never had the experience of being treated as a beggar, and I want to throw him into the river on the spot."

Bian Ming: "I'm trying to be a good person, but you actually want to kill me!"

Xiao Genghe: "Is it for you to try?"

He can't say more on the show.

After Yu Yuan listened, there were only three words to sum it up: Fate.

[Today's task: Daily vinegar 23/N]

At this point, the show is over.

Finally, the guests lined up neatly and began to say the closing remarks.

This happens to be the last episode of the program "Crossing the Limits", and the regular guests have too much emotion and reluctance in their hearts.

As an airborne officer, Bian Ming didn't have much experience, so he stood aside with Xiao Genghe, and was bumped suddenly.

Bian Ming glanced at the person beside him, and bumped back.

Xiao Genghe glanced lightly out of the corner of his eyes, then bumped back again.

Bian Ming let out a hey in his heart, this person really intends to meet him in reality.

He slapped back again, Xiao Genghe slapped back again, Bian Ming slapped again.

Xiao Genghe chose to pinch Bian Ming's nape from the back.

As soon as the weak point was pinched, Bian Ming felt numb all over, and couldn't help but want to hide.

I just twisted twice, and found that the guests were staring at them at any time.

Bian Ming: "..."

A guest smiled and asked sincerely, "Are you two primary school students?"

That interaction is really, properly elementary school chicken.

Bian Ming pointed at Xiao Genghe: "He is, I am not, I am a college student."

The god of learning at Cennan University, please find out, thank you.

After the episode, the director held up the loudspeaker: "Today, we have prepared a little surprise for everyone."

"Oh?"

"What surprise?"

"Based on the routine of the program group, I feel only shocked."

The guests dismantled the stage without saving face.

The director couldn't hold back anymore and announced the result: "As the last program, we have invited a big boss to do the closing ceremony."

The star captain said in surprise: "It can't be Mr. Yu Pai, can it?"

The other guests showed shocking expressions. They heard that the boss of Yushi Group might be invited, but they all took it as a joke.

There are tens of millions of people every minute, and even if they sell the program group, they can't afford the appearance fee.

The director stopped talking nonsense, "Let us invite Mr. Yu Pai!"

Really? !

Each guest was holding their heads. Although it is unrealistic, dreaming is not a basic skill of human beings.

Mr. Yu Pai is here!

His stalwart body appeared in the camera, and he walked with his head held high!

"I knew it!" The guests wailed all over the place, wanting to hit the program group, "I knew it was Mr. Yu's life-sized billboard! Sorry, director, we can't get on with your program in this episode."

The director ignored it, and raised the small horn without moving: "Let us invite Mr. Yu Pai."

The guest raised the hammer and said fiercely, "Are you still here?"

Bian Ming was happily watching the excitement, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his cameraman handing the cannon to Yu Yuan.

Bian Ming:?

I saw the cameraman began to disarm, hats, wigs, beards, age spots...

In the end, he became what people all over the country knew.

Bian Ming:? ?

Cameraman: "Hi everyone, I'm Bian Ming's cameraman, Yu Pai."

Bian Ming:? ? ?

All guests: Oh, oh!

It's really Yu Pai!The legendary boss!

Everyone wants to be his child's Yu Pai!

The guests envied and hated, "Bian Ming, you have been followed for a day, and you didn't realize that something was wrong?"

Of course Bian Ming had it, but the make-up technique that turned decay into magic made him miserable.

Captain Star felt that there must be a pitfall, "You didn't do anything to Mr. Yu Pai, did you?"

Bian Ming was silent, "Does poaching Mr. Yu Pai count?"

All guests: "..."

To tell the truth, Bian Ming is really No.1 in terms of pitting himself.

Mr. Yu Pai's salary is tens of millions every minute, why do you embarrass yourself so much?