I was forced by my whole family to be the most vicious in the world

[Bian Ming and Xiao Genghe are not mentally retarded?How could Bian Ming and Xiao Genghe wear puppet outfits with photos of "Xiao Genghe" and "Bian Ming" printed on them?Speechless all/question mark face]

[Bian Ming, Xiao Genghe: As long as we wear our puppet costumes, fans will not recognize us]

[We, who thought we were sharp-eyed, lost to Heming's coquettish operation]

[Hahaha, Brother Xiao is going to kill me with laughter, this guy looks cool and handsome, he is just a younger brother in front of Bian Xiaoming, he doesn’t even dare to ride Bian Ming’s hood]

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[Bian Ming's pizzeria has been open for a month, and it's full of positive reviews on Meituan, isn't it true?Let's be honest, what's the taste like? ]

[I'm not a fan of the two, but I've eaten pizza packed by friends, it's really delicious! ! !What ○ Shengke and Mist are weak!Bianza is now my favorite!It's a pity that it takes 10 minutes to eat side dishes, and it takes three hours to buy side dishes... Boss Bian Mingbian, how about opening a takeaway service?]

[I'm not a fan of Bian Ming, but because of Bian Sa, I'm definitely not alone/Goofy]

[Ah ah ah!Bianza is really super invincible and delicious!Especially the Golden Supreme Pizza, simply amazing!How can there be such a delicious pizza in the world!Already gave up my weight qaq! ]

[Speaking of it, the coordinates are outside the province, and I plan to drive a few hours tomorrow to the magic city to eat Bian Sa fist.jpg]

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A month later, Biansa's business is still booming. Every day, someone urges Bianming to open a branch on Weibo. It is obvious that Bianming's business has succeeded.

This made Lin Hua take a good breath of anger, and she even slapped a netizen who slapped herself in the face.

[Lin Hua v: Cry for me:)//Biansha my love: Fuck, my face hurts...//Biansa my love: Hehe, star's pizzeria?Selling traffic to earn money from fans, the taste is not flattering :)]

[Biansa, my love, replied to Lin Hua: I was wrong, I was really wrong, I cry, I can’t cry qaq]

[Hahahaha, director Lin Hua is indeed Bian Ming's true love. When he was promoting Bian Sa shop, he counted director Lin Hua as number one, two, three, four, five, six... the sixth one worked hard, and now he's coming out to settle the old score]

[Excuse me, who are the first, second, third, fourth, and fifth? ]

[They are Xiao Genghe and the Yu family respectively. Bian Ming, the boss, doesn't care. He only thought of mentioning it on Weibo when it was about to open, and he only mentioned it after blowing up the stage of Miaomiao's art performance... /covers face and laughs and cries]

Time ran fast, all kinds of award ceremonies and commercial performances were scheduled at the end of the year, Bian Ming didn't keep track of the time when he was busy, and before he knew it, the New Year was almost here.

At this time last year, Bian Ming and Miao Miao were shopping for new year's goods, but this year it was replaced by Yu's family.

There were many people in the supermarket, and Yu Pai, Jiang Qinglan, Yu Yuan, and Yu Ni were also happy to buy.

Yu Pai: "Little Mango, let's go back and buy some mangoes? When I saw that you were reluctant to buy mangoes, I really wanted to hold a lottery for mangoes. Let's do some internal operations..."

Yu Yuan: "Cough!"

Yu Pai: "..."

Bian Ming, who was not quite used to being called Little Mango, was stunned, "Well, thank you."

Yu Pai: "Guess, why are you being polite, I will contract a mango orchard for you in the future."

Walking to the fruit area, Yu Ni saw cherries that were ripe to black, "Weigh more cherries, little mango likes to eat this, I followed little mango three years ago..."

Yu Yuan: "Cough!"

Yu Ni: "..."

Bian Ming remained calm, "Sister Ni, let me weigh it."

Yu Ni: "Uh, uh, ok."

Passing by the pastry stand, Yu Pai was about to say something, but was cut off.

Jiang Qinglan tutted: "What kind of cake do you buy in the supermarket? I opened a cake shop when I was a kid and went to high school. May I know that he likes to eat..."

Yu Yuan: "Cough!"

Jiang Qinglan: "..."

Bian Ming pretended not to hear, "Then take some handbags."

Jiang Qinglan: "No, it's okay, just take more if you like."

Passing the sales area of ​​LCD TVs and computers, several large screens are playing chicken-eating videos to promote the advantages of the products.

Yu Yuan: "Damn it! That's a video of me and Little Mango falling in love and killing each other in the game! I even found someone to make a plug-in to match players, and this supermarket..."

Yu Pai, Jiang Qinglan, and Yu Ni: "Ahem!"

Yu Yuan: "..."

Bian Ming was deeply impressed by the id in the video. He started to eat chicken in high school. At that time, the technology was not good enough, and he always gave away his head.

Later, he suddenly started to collect people, not because of the soaring technology, but because the same id always appeared in every game.

This id will forcefully kill other players who are trying to eat chicken, and then run in front of Bian Ming, giving him the head with almost no resistance.

After killing the only player, Bian Ming will naturally get the chicken.

Bian Ming stared at the video for a long time, and said calmly: "The effect of this display screen is good, very clear."

Yu Yuan: "Yes, hahaha, yes, if you think it's good, you can buy more."

Bian Ming: "..."

When it's fruit or bread, buy so many TVs and keep them as heirlooms?

Hey, shopping with Yu Yuan and the others is simply too difficult.

Usually the Yu family is definitely not so silly and sweet. Today is Bian Ming's first group activity after returning home. The whole family is neat and tidy, just like the scene in the dream.

The four members of the Yu family were so excited, they still drifted away, revealing countless thoughtful and frightening information without choosing words.

Although some things are tacit, it is embarrassing to be honest in front of Bian Ming.

Bian Ming felt that he was being too considerate. He could hear clearly, but he still pretended to be deaf and dumb.

But he laughed, his heart was still ironed, he could feel the Yu family's feelings for him.

Because of taking care of his emotions, for so many years, the Yu family put aside their own urge to get their child back, and only dared to treat him carefully and rack their brains.

To be honest, since Bian Ming entered the Xingshan Welfare Institute, his life has been going smoothly.

It seems hard to support oneself, but in the eyes of Miaomiao and the others, Bian Ming is undoubtedly lucky.

When he encountered a problem, he didn't need to think about it, there would always be a pair of invisible hands that would write the answer on the paper in a reasonable form.

"By the way, will Geng He come to our house for dinner this Spring Festival?" Jiang Qinglan asked.

"What? Xiao Geng and Spring Festival are coming to our house?!"

Yu Yuan was emotional, Yu Ni pinched him and said with a smile: "I think it's because he can't come, he has received invitations from the Spring Festival Gala and major TV stations before."

Yu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief was too obvious.

Bianming paused, "He refused."

Yu Yuan brought it up again in one breath, "Rejected the Spring Festival Gala too? Can it be done? I don't have any sense of national honor. I have to strongly criticize Xiao Genghe."

"Okay, don't think I don't know, you also refused a few months ago, don't be a thief." Jiang Qinglan glared at him.

Unfortunately for Yu Yuan, it happened that Ji Qin committed suicide at that time, so he couldn't be in the mood to perform at the Spring Festival Gala.

While chatting and strolling, the family talked about "Assimilation", which was postponed until the next year.

Director Zhang's trailer has been edited and is waiting to be released after the Spring Festival to blow up the Internet.

Among the few people, the male is tall and handsome, and the female is beautiful. Some people have recognized the five of them, but they consciously don't bother them.

However, it is inevitable that there will be hot searches on Weibo for [Bian Ming and Yu's family purchase New Year's goods].

Going out shopping with the Yu family, Bian Ming found that the four of them never looked at the price when buying things, especially Jiang Qinglan and the others who Bian Ming liked, wished they could move the supermarket shelves home.

In the end, there were too many things to fit in one car, but fortunately, the Yu family drove a car alone, so they could barely fill it.

"Jiang..." Bian Ming opened his mouth. He couldn't call Aunt Jiang like before, and he couldn't call out the actual name in a short time. After the light in Jiang Qing's blue eyes gradually dimmed, Bian Ming pursed his lips apologetically. Pursing his lips, he changed the subject.

"Usually during the Spring Festival, I'm always with Wu Maoqian and the others. This year's Spring Festival, I..."

Bian Ming was suddenly at a loss for words, he would not abandon the friends who had been with him just because he accepted the Yu family.

If one had to choose between the Yu family and Wumaoqian, Bian Ming would definitely choose the latter.

"What else do I care about, they didn't tell you the fifty cents." Jiang Qinglan put away her depressed mood, and said with a smile: "I invited the five cents and them to spend the Spring Festival together, and the friend you value is our family Friends, so this year, let's have a lively Spring Festival together?"

Bian Ming was slightly startled, Chen Za's emotions subsided, and he smiled, "Well, thank you."

Jiang Qinglan patted his head, "Silly boy, what's there to thank for that, we are the ones who should thank the fifty cents."

Thank you to those children who were by your side when they couldn't calm down their identities.

It is precisely because she has everything that Jiang Qinglan knows that there are some things that no amount of money can buy.

She was very fortunate that Bian Ming had such a group of hard-to-find friends in the world after experiencing a rough life because of their mistakes.

Under the fiery gazes of Yu Pai, Yu Yuan and Yu Ni, Bian Ming got into Jiang Qinglan's car.

But on the way, Bian Ming asked Jiang Qinglan to take him to the Bian Sa shop.

"Going to the noodle shop at this time?" Jiang Qinglan asked him what happened.

"It's nothing." Bian Ming didn't know what to say, "Auntie Di Jing posted a Weibo about the Bian Sa shop."

Jiang Qinglan said "Ah~", showing her understanding expression, and couldn't help laughing, "Did Geng and that child go to your store to arrest someone again?"

Bian Ming: "...um."

Bian Ming knew that Xiao Genghe had a heart to catch his mother, and he was already upset that his mother was looking for Xiao Run all over the world.

This year was the time when the attackers could no longer attack them. The presence of Lin Hua, Jiang Xiuzhu, and Tao Ran reduced Xiao Genghe's hostility towards the attackers a lot.

With the knot in his heart untied, Xiao Genghe decided to tell Di Jing the truth, no matter if he lied, he would not let Di Jing continue to wait with hopeless expectations.

So now he's holding on to his mother more strongly than ever.

No, as soon as Di Jing queued up to buy Bian Sa's Weibo, Xiao Genghe immediately notified Bian Ming and hurried to the Bian Sa shop.

"This mother and son are really good. After playing the game of cat and mouse for so many years, they still haven't gotten tired of it. I really convinced them."

Jiang Qinglan was all smiles. She had been friends with Di Jing for so many years, so she naturally knew how the mother and child got along.

——Di Jing avoided his son all year round, and was caught as his son's prisoner, and was locked up at home to death.

Bian Ming was also helpless, "Aunt Di Jing returned home without saying a word, Lao Xiao will die of anger this time."

In the WeChat message sent to him, there was a long paragraph without even a punctuation mark, which was a signal for Xiao Genghe to blow up his hair.

The car drove to the door of the Biansa shop, and there was still a long queue. Bian Ming recognized Xiao Genghe's car, and after bidding farewell to Jiang Qinglan, he went around and opened the car door.

Xiao Genghe supported the steering wheel with one hand, tapped his fingertips quickly, and supported his chin with the other hand resting on the car window. He frowned impatiently, and his dark eyes were filled with cold light.

Bian Ming has seen this expression before, and it is exactly the same as that of Xiao Genghe's gangster movie, where the prisoner has been standing guard for half a month.

Xiao Genghe glanced over, but before he had time to restrain his emotions, his gaze was as sharp as a knife, piercing his body, bluffing Bian Ming, and then feeling speechless.

This man caught his mother and caught the feeling of a gangster movie.

"Anyone caught?" he asked knowingly.

Xiao Geng and the air-conditioning, "No."

Bian Ming thought about it too, "Aunt Di Jing posted on Weibo half an hour ago, so she must be gone now."

Xiao Genghe's jaw line was tense, he rubbed his chin with his fingertips, as if the rose-like danger mixed into his eyes.

Xiao Genghe narrowed his eyes, noncommittal, "She may have gone to another place."

Bian Ming: "Where will Aunt Di Jing go?"

Xiao Genghe didn't say anything, but instead asked him: "Together?"

Bian Ming is not interested in playing the role of the police to arrest his mother-in-law, so he finds a reason to get out of the car, and after Xiao Genghe drives away, Bian Ming lowers his head and plays with his mobile phone.

After a while, a car drove back backwards, it was Xiao Genghe.

His gaze was like an eagle, and he scanned the surrounding area of ​​the pizzeria.

Bian Ming: "What are you doing? Are you still fighting back into the cage?"

"My mother might be watching me from some corner, and then run out after I leave. I've seen this routine countless times in scripts." Xiao Genghe snorted, his eyes fixed, and he moved quickly. car.

Without taking out the car keys, Bian Ming stood there looking at the car, not knowing what he was doing.

Immediately afterwards, Bian Ming watched helplessly as Xiao Genghe ran into his shop, hugged the puppet headgear of "Xiao Genghe", pulled it up with a "boo", paused for a few seconds, and then "snapped" the puppet headgear to the The clerk went back.

Xiao Genghe strode up to "Bian Ming" again, and said in the same way: "Boom!" "Crack!"

Bian Ming: "..."

This man is already crazy, he even imagined that Aunt Di Jing would pretend to be "Xiao Genghe" or "Bian Ming" in order to avoid him.

The surrounding guests took pictures of him, Xiao Genghe put on his sunglasses and came back in a hurry.

The one with a bad face got into the car, and there were crowds of onlookers. Xiao Genghe didn't know what to do to Bian Ming, so he rushed to another place to arrest people.

"Aunt Di Jing and Lao Xiao are both crazy after all." Bian Ming sighed.

"Yeah, if this bitch isn't crazy, I'm going to be crazy."

Bian Ming was taken aback by the sudden sound, and just as he turned around, his nose was hit hard, and the opponent's head was also turned 270°.

Hurriedly hugging the headgear that was about to fall off, the female voice rang out again: "Xiao Ming, slow down, that child found me here, and I don't want to go anywhere this year."

Bian Ming stared at "Xiao Genghe", and asked tentatively, "Aunt Di Jing?"

"That's right, it's me. It was really wise for me to hide in the alley just now."

Bian Ming: "..."

He thought that between Xiao Genghe and Aunt Di Jing, the one who was crazy was Xiao Genghe, but it turned out that both of them were crazy.

Aunt Di Jing actually pretended to be "Xiao Genghe".

Sometimes Bian Ming has to succumb to Xiao Genghe's brain power.

"Aunt Di Jing, I remember that there are only two sets of puppet outfits in my store."

Di Jing patted the headgear, "This set is a commodity on Taobao."

Bian Ming didn't know how to answer the question, the same style would appear on the Internet for the ones he wore and used, and he even teased him for supporting a lot of counterfeit online stores with fifty cents.

But he never expected that the online celebrity puppet outfit in his pizza shop would appear in the same style, and it was so exquisite.

"Let's find a place to chat first. If Geng He is too imaginative and turns back again, I will be finished."

Di Jing had a car, so she took off her heavy headgear and put it in the trunk. The woman was sweating from boredom.

Bian Ming handed over the tissue, "Auntie Di Jing, did you know that Lao Xiao would check if the clerk in the puppet costume in my shop was you?"

"He's the meat that fell out of my stomach, and I knew what he was going to fart as soon as I lifted my butt."

Di Jing wiped off her sweat, and fanned her face with her hand, "To put it simply, I made up my brain and he made up for my brain."

This sentence pattern is a bit complicated, and it took a long time for a clever mind like Bian Ming to understand it.

This mother and son are really fucking sand sculptures.

Bian Ming helped her take off the puppet costume, and drove away before Xiao Genghe came back.

The proficiency of the means is not difficult to see that it is the experience accumulated in many years of hunting.

Bian Ming thought for a while, and persuaded: "Aunt Di Jing, Lao Xiao is really looking for you this time, I think you can meet him."

This chasing and fleeing, when is the head.

"Ham, I don't need to think about everything he can say." The old god Di Jing steered the steering wheel comfortably, "Isn't it just to tell me his father's real identity and tell me that his father was with me only to give birth to him? .”

There was a car in the rear nervously passing through, as if desperate, Di Jing cursed in a low voice, and honked the horn twice hard.

"Tsk!"

After venting her anger, Di Jing turned her head to see Bian Ming's expression of seeing a ghost, and couldn't help laughing, "Are you that surprised? Only Xiao Genghe is allowed to be told the truth, and I am not allowed to make up my mind?"

These few sentences contain too much information, the CPU in Bian Ming's brain needs to run well.

"Auntie Di Jing, you mean...you already guessed Uncle Xiao Run's identity?"

"It's fine for that dead man to be a mess. He's obviously a film star, but he can't even make a good character like a 'scumbag'. He didn't even want to hide it from me, and he couldn't hide it. The eyes of that stinky man Xiao Run Speaking, what he couldn't say, the window of the soul explained for him."

Di Jing's tone was full of sarcasm, but the corners of her mouth were raised with a sweet taste.

Bian Ming was fed a mouthful of dog food after a long absence.

Feeling that the car was speeding up, Bian Ming silently grabbed the handle on the roof, "Aunt Di Jing, you know all about it, so why does Old Xiao..."

Di Jing didn't take it seriously, "It's okay, he's just acting like a baby to me."

……behave in a spoiled manner?

???

"After knowing his father's identity and knowing that he was born with a purpose, the child began to grow crookedly. I couldn't pull it back no matter what, but I was so worried."

Di Jing was still speeding up, and she continued to pour bitter water: "You know, we can't say certain things, we can only hint that I believe his father is still alive, and living in another world is still alive, who knows this? What is the child's mind? When I go out for a trip to relax and come back, he will be bitter and bitter like this, insisting that I go out for a trip to find his father."

Bian Ming: "..."

To make a correction, Naobu is really an acute disease, it must be cured and cannot be delayed.

Probably because she had never encountered a situation where local people knew about the existence of the raiders, Di Jing felt sorry for each other and said many things.

And the version that came out of her mouth was completely different from the script Xiao Genghe took.

"I'm also worried. I don't care what I say or how I say it. This stinky child is like, 'You don't need to say it. I know it. I've already made up the whole truth. Mom, you are wronged. Don't worry about this kind of thing. A scumbag with a "sad and sad" expression. He also showed me a look of hating iron and steel, so angry that my liver hurts!"

Di Jing had a pale face. At that time, Xiao Geng was the most stubborn and the second in the middle school. He closed his heart and emotions, and even she couldn't get in.

Bian Ming was dead.

Xiao Genghe, who knew the truth, probably burst into tears.

Hey, thinking about it this way, I still have a little expectation.

"So at that time, Aunt Di Jing, you gave up rescuing Lao Xiao and wandered the world alone?"

Bian Ming said this in a joking tone, but if you meet his gaze, you can find that there is no smile in his eyes.

Knowing that Di Jing is Xiao Genghe's mother, he still asked this question.

Because Bian Ming felt a little empathy.

It's ridiculous to say that even if he has given up on his adoptive mother and knows that he will not have any expectations for her, when she decides to abandon herself, there is still a faint light in Bian Ming's heart.

——He hoped that she would not let go of her hand, or hold her hand tightly, even if he was the only one holding her hand firmly.

It's a pity that she still let go of his hand, and let him stand in the deserted street in the cold winter, accompanied by the lonely wind.

This mood must be somewhat similar to Xiao Genghe's.

When the support is most needed, no matter what the reason is, Di Jing should not leave Xiao Geng and Yi alone to gain relief.

Di Jing understood the meaning of his words, and was silent for a long time, when Bian Ming thought she would not answer this question, she answered.

"Because I don't want him to follow my old path."

Bian Ming tightened his grip on the roof handle.

"When his father left, I knew that in the future, there will be people like his father in this world. Although I don't regret it, I don't want Geng He to be like me, lonely for a moment of happiness."

"Geng He closed his heart, but he also closed the possibility of being hurt. I hope he will not find someone like his father."

"So, Bian Ming, thank you, thank you for appearing by his side early."

Bian Ming pursed his lips, his back was numb, he was distracted thinking that the goosebumps on his arms must have appeared.

He is the last person to respond to sincere thanks.

Di Jing: "Look, I've confessed, Bian Xiaoming, you have to help me persuade Geng He to be lenient and let me live."

Bian Ming: "..."