School grass is always annoying

On Friday, Li Feng participated in the self-enrollment interview in Beijing, and officially obtained the admission qualification of the Chinese Department of Peking University.

It can be regarded as a big event that caused a sensation in the school.After returning, many students in the class wanted to celebrate him.

There is no reason to let others spend money on your own happy event.Li Feng gritted his teeth, and held a banquet at his own expense, and invited a dozen or so classmates with good relationships.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Fengfeng, I'll call you a top student of Peking University from now on. Congratulations!" At the dinner table, Zhou Lin was the first to congratulate.

The representative of the math class said: "I didn't expect that you, a science student, would go to the Chinese department in the future. But that's Peking University, it's amazing! Don't forget about wealth."

Li Feng coughed a few times embarrassingly, and his heart was also full of joy, and said: "We will keep in touch in the future."

Another person said: "Li Feng, on such a day worth celebrating, you shouldn't drink alcohol."

Li Feng also thought about this issue, and finally considered that everyone is a high school student, so he didn't order wine.

"That's right, that's right," Zhou Lin continued, "Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday, and there is no class, so it doesn't matter if you're drunk."

So, under everyone's strong request, Li Feng went to the hotel reception to buy a few bottles of Rio cocktails and Budweiser beer.

Jiang Nian followed him to help carry the wine, and asked on the way, "Will you drink later?"

Li Feng thought for a while and said, "Don't drink."

Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows and said, "Can't drink?"

There seemed to be a hint of sarcasm in his tone.Li Feng glanced at him, and found that the other party seemed to be looking at him with amusing eyes.

"Who doesn't know how to drink." Li Feng retorted.

He made up his mind to have two drinks later, and he couldn't let Jiang Nian look down upon him.

Isn't it just drinking, but I haven't drunk it.I heard that Rio can be drunk as a drink, and the beer alcohol content is too low. It should be no problem to drink two glasses.

After returning to the table, as soon as the wine was opened, someone wanted to respect him.

Both parties poured a small glass each.The other party drank it in one gulp, Li Feng looked down, gritted his teeth, and drank it all in one gulp.

Then I couldn't help complaining in my heart: This is too bad to drink!Why do so many people like to drink alcohol? !

Zhou Lin knew that Li Feng had never drunk alcohol.As a young boy, he was also the person at the table who most wanted to see Li Feng making a joke, so he stood up and followed Feng and said, "Fengfeng, I also come to respect you."

As he spoke, he picked up the wine bottle and filled both of them.

Li Feng stared at him with his wine glass up.

Zhou Lin bumped his wine glass forward with a smile, and made a crisp sound with Li Feng's wine glass, and then said: "I'll do it first."

"..."

Li Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and drink it.Then he secretly complained, won't everyone come to me to toast?

No, he wouldn't drink more than a dozen cups if he was killed.

Although it's not good to not drink the wine of the first person and the second person, but he can't care so much anymore!

After drinking two glasses of wine, Li Feng's face turned red.

However, getting people completely drunk is one of the bad tastes of many people.As soon as Zhou Lin sat down, other people stood up immediately: "Li Feng, I also come to respect you."

Li Feng waved his hand: "No, I won't drink."

"Don't, this one is not drunk." The other party also saw that Li Feng hadn't drunk, and tried to encourage him: "Besides, there will be no class tomorrow, so it's no big deal to get drunk."

While talking, he went to fill the wine glass in Li Feng's hand.

Someone below booed: "Drink Wei Qingming and Zhou Lin's, but not Xu Ming's. You can't be so partial!"

As a person who loves to read, Li Feng naturally knows the Chinese culture of persuading people to drink.It's just that he thought it would be like this when he stepped into the society, but he didn't expect that everyone was still a group of high school students, and they would do the same.

Feeling helpless, Jiang Nian stood up and said, "I'll drink for him."

He happened to be sitting next to Li Feng, and directly took the wine glass in Li Feng's hand.

The relationship between the two of them was already very confusing in F. Except for some people like Zhou Lin, no one could confirm whether they were in a relationship or not.At this time, Jiang Nian said that he wanted to replace the wine, and he directly used Li Feng's wine glass, and there was a burst of booing from below.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

"Indirect kissing."

"Boyfriend power MAX."

Finally, the person toasting the toast said: "It's okay for the school grass to drink as a substitute, but since it is a substitute, it must be doubled at least."

"Yes, yes, you have to drink two glasses at a time, so we agree." The following echoed.

Under such an occasion, people who were usually intimidated by Jiang Nian dared to make a request.

"can."

Jiang Nian poured another glass after another without stopping.

It was so chic that those who were hesitating wanted to see the school grass drunk, and immediately someone stood up and said, "I'll pay my respects too."

In the end, among the dozen or so people on the table, none of them paid their respects to the ground.

Li Feng watched Jiang Nian standing in front of him, drinking one cup after another.

He felt that he was a little bit up, probably because of the alcohol, and wanted to step forward and hug him.

Fortunately, I finally held back.

Everyone paid their respects for a round, seeing that the school grass hadn't shown any signs of getting drunk, the others had no choice but to continue to pay their respects.

But this initial thought brought a rhythm, after that, the people at the table toasted each other.

It doesn't matter if the degree is small, everyone is an F middle school student who hasn't drunk much.

In the end, there wasn't much food for a table, so Li Feng went out to buy wine twice more.

Li Feng drank two more glasses after that.There is no way, others directly respect the whole table.

When he finally broke up, he felt a little dizzy.

Everyone came here by bike.A few were half-drunk, and sober men rode him home.

Li Feng has no problem talking and walking, and he also rode a bicycle.

But Jiang Nian saw that he was looking for the key for a long time, and he didn't dare to let him ride home by himself.

The distance is not close.Sitting on the back seat, Li Feng unconsciously leaned his face against Jiang Nian's back and closed his eyes.

It was night now.Leaving from the bustling area of ​​County F, the lights gradually dimmed and the people were sparse.

With a gust of night wind, Li Feng felt that his head was not as buzzing as before in the hotel.

He opened his eyes, recalled the interview yesterday for a while, and suddenly said: "I won't be able to learn science knowledge in the future, and I will say goodbye to mathematics, physics and chemistry. Thinking about it, I really don't want to part with it."

Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

Li Feng chuckled.

Who can't bear it, it's better not to study.

Li Feng no longer needs to exhaust his brain cells to understand those formulas and theorems, the more Li Feng thinks about it, the happier he becomes.He looked around and found no one around, so he shouted to the stars in the sky: "Mathematics and physics, let me say goodbye to you in advance! When the college entrance examination is over, we will never see each other again!!!"

Well, now, Jiang Nian is absolutely sure that Li Feng is still drunk.

Seeing the silly boy so happy, he couldn't bear to remind him that the Linguistics major of the Chinese Department of Peking University requires a lot of mathematical programming knowledge.

After returning to Li Feng's house, it was already twelve o'clock at night.

Li Feng fell asleep on the road.Jiang Nian controlled the bicycle with one hand, and held his arm with the other to prevent it from falling.

After parking the car carefully, Jiang Nian turned his head to the back and said, "Wake up, we're home."

What responded to him was a faint snoring.

In desperation, it took Jiang Nian 10 to [-] minutes to complete the simple actions of getting out of the car, finding the key to open the door, and carrying someone into the house.

Putting Li Feng on the bed and covering him with the quilt, Jiang Nian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to leave, Li Feng woke up at this moment.

He sat up suddenly from the bed and murmured, "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my feet yet."

Li Feng got out of bed, walked to the sink, took out the toothbrush and put on toothpaste.

The whole set of movements is stiff and weird, with that kind of weirdness that can't be said.Jiang Nian even suspected that the child was sleepwalking, right?

Jiang Nian will not leave for the time being, and stay to see what he plans to do next.

After brushing his teeth, Li Feng turned around slowly, looking at Jiang Nian who was leaning against the wall.

His face was flushed, his head was tilted, and his eyes were puzzled.

It made Jiang Nian feel an urge to go over and lick his face.

In the next second, Li Feng walked up to Jiang Nian with penguin steps.

Some people shouted inarticulately: "Jiang Nian."

"what?"

Li Feng said, "I adore you so much."

Jiang Nian's heart skipped a beat, he was overjoyed, and pretended to be calm: "What do you worship me for?"

Li Feng blinked at [-] times the speed, and muttered slowly: "You don't seem to be afraid of anything, you have such a high IQ, and you are so popular with girls."

"I'm also greedy for your body."

Finally, I added such a sentence for no reason.

When writing an article, it is very important to know how to use it.The things I experienced and the books I read yesterday may be used in my writing today.

Therefore, the buzzwords on the Internet that I accidentally saw during the day blurted out from Li Feng's mouth at this moment.

The two leaned extremely close, Li Fenghong's face was flushed, and he said ambiguous words.

Jiang Nian felt that he had reached his critical point.

Slowly approaching, getting closer and closer, the next moment, Li Feng fell headfirst on top of him.

"..."

The next day, when Li Feng woke up, he found himself lying on his bed.

He can't remember what happened.

After drinking those two glasses of wine, I started to feel dizzy. Later, I drove home in Jiang Nian's car, and the night wind was blowing comfortably.

After that, I can't remember it.It seems that he had a conversation with Jiang Nian?

He vaguely remembered getting up and brushing his teeth.

Li Feng rubbed his eyes, sat up from the bed, put on his coat and trousers and got out of bed.

It's only two glasses of wine, and the aftereffects of drunkenness are all gone.

After washing up, the phone rang, and it was Jiang Nian.

"Woke up?"

"Of course, otherwise why would I answer your call."

Jiang Nian said in a teasing tone, "Do you still remember what you did last night?"

Li Feng felt a little guilty: "What?"

Jiang Nian smiled and said nothing.

Li Feng felt that this smile was very malicious, and he wanted to accuse himself of some crimes, so he said not to be outdone, "Don't think that I don't know what happened when I'm drunk, I remember it all, don't lie to me .”

"Oh?" Jiang Nian said, "Then tell me what happened?"

"Didn't you just send me home?"

"and then?"

"Then I brush my teeth and go to bed."

Jiang Nian snorted and said, "You said you were greedy for me."

After a pause, he added, "What do you want to do with me?"

Li Feng blushed even more violently than yesterday, "Impossible! Stop talking nonsense."

"Tsk tsk tsk, dare to do it or not."

Li Feng: "..."

He never believed that he would say such a thing, even if he was drunk.

But looking at Jiang Nian's swearing, it doesn't look like he is talking nonsense.

He was depressed, could it be that he had the potential to be a hooligan in his bones?

Whether you say it or not, it is absolutely unacceptable verbally.

So, early in the morning, the two argued about this issue.