Cannon fodder's counterattack life [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Xiujie rushed home. Baobao Lin hadn't gotten up when he got up this morning. Now that he has been out for so long, he doesn't know how he is doing.

When I got home, I went to the bed to take a look, and found that people had already woken up, and the bed was already cold.He stood up and searched through several rooms, but he didn't see Baobao Lin.

"Baby, where are you going?" He walked to the middle of the yard, but found a puff of smoke rising from the direction of the kitchen. He was shocked from the bottom of his heart, and subconsciously rushed to the kitchen.

"Baby Lin, baby Lin, are you in there?" Lin Xiujie anxiously approached the kitchen and shouted.

The kitchen was already covered with thick smoke, which made people's eyes hard to open. Lin Xiujie was in a hurry, holding his nose and was about to rush into it.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed him. He looked up and found that it was Lin Baobao who couldn't find anyone.

Lin Baobao is a bit ridiculous now, his face is like a cat, with a few black lines drawn crookedly, it may be that his hand touched the carbon, and then wiped his face with his hand to become like this.

As soon as Lin Xiujie saw him, an evil fire rose in his heart. He didn't know what happened to him just now, and his emotions, which were rarely fluctuating, were easily broken by this person in front of him.

He didn't think too much about it, thinking that he was just worried that this fool would burn his house down. He didn't think that the panic in his heart just now was because he was afraid of losing, losing this stupid person who would call him dad.

He was in a hurry, pulled Baobao Lin, and slapped him on the buttocks without any hassle.

"Daddy?" Lin Baobao looked at Lin Xiujie with an aggrieved expression, not understanding why he beat him.

Lin Xiujie: "..." I'm really tired. I thought this person is a fool now, but he is still obedient and reassuring. I didn't expect him to be a bear.

"Who told you to come and play in the kitchen? What if the house is set on fire? I'll throw you away and let you go to sleep on the road. Next time you mess around again, let's see how I deal with you." Lin Xiujie pretended not to see Lin Xiujie. The baby's aggrieved eyes scolded him with a tiger face.

"Daddy, don't lose the baby, the baby is very good." Lin Baobao was so frightened by Lin Xiujie's words of throwing away that his eyes filled with tears, and he looked at Lin Xiujie eagerly.

Lin Xiujie's heart softened when he saw it, forget it, he really owed this ancestor.

He considers himself not a soft-hearted person, but has repeatedly made exceptions for this person. Could it be that he really raised him as his own son?Xidangpa is still addicted, right?

In case the other party regained his memory one day, he didn't know whether the other party wanted to kill him or continue to call him daddy. Thinking of that scene, Lin Xiujie shuddered and his skin got goosebumps.

Lin Xiujie, who was wandering in the sky, was suddenly pulled. He came back to his senses and looked down, only to find that it was Lin Baobao who pulled his sleeve.

"Why?" he asked angrily.

"Daddy, don't lose the baby. The baby is very good. He will eat less in the future. Don't lose me."

Lin Xiujie: "..."

"anything else?"

"Ah? What else?" Lin Baobao looked at Lin Xiujie in confusion, as if he didn't understand what he meant.

"I said, what else can you do except eat less, no matter how little you eat, it's mine." Lin Xiujie suddenly became interested and wanted to tease him, who made him scare him just now.Now let him be nervous too, don't say it's not good to bully a fool like this, he is such a narrow-minded person.

"Father, as long as you don't abandon me, I can do whatever you want, really." After he finished speaking, he turned his head vigorously, and Lin Xiujie almost laughed out loud at that look, he pretended to cough twice before he said: " for example?"

"For example..." Lin Baobao scratched his hair in distress, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"For example, I can help you herd your cattle, Daddy."

"I can herd cows myself, what else?" Lin Xiujie looked at Baobao Lin's distressed look very interestingly, and decided not to let him go so easily.

"Also, ah, I thought of it, I can still wash and cook for daddy, just like the aunt next door washes and cooks for uncle." Baobao Lin raised his head to look at Lin Xiujie, and said seriously.

Lin Baobao is half a head shorter than Lin Xiujie. In fact, Lin Baobao is not short, but Lin Xiujie is too tall. If you use modern calculations, it is about 1.9 meters shorter.

Lin Xiujie shook his head, indicating that it was not enough, and asked Lin Baobao to continue.

"Also..." Lin Baobao scratched his ears and cheeks, unable to remember for a while, Lin Xiujie shook his head, walked into the kitchen where the thick smoke had dissipated, picked up water and drank.

"Daddy, I thought of it, I can warm your bed." Lin Baobao shouted excitedly.

"Pfft, cough cough." Lin Xiujie sputtered in shock at this magical stroke.

He wiped off the water stains around his mouth before turning his head to look at the excited Lin Baobao.

"Do you know what you're talking about? Where did you hear that?" Lin Xiujie asked.

"The aunt next door said it. She asked me if I would warm your bed." Lin Xiujie's face was bloody. The couple next door taught bad people. It's not appropriate to say that it's the next door, because the next door is still a little far away from Lin Xiujie's house. of.

But when did my children become so familiar with them?

"Baby, come on, tell daddy obediently, what else did the aunt next door tell you? How do you know them? Tell daddy, and daddy won't kick you out." Lin Xiujie put on a big bad wolf smile and lured The little white rabbit in front.

"When daddy and you were not at home, I went to play with the aunt next door, and the auntie next door asked me if I was your daddy's wife. By the way, she also asked me if I slept with you." Lin As soon as the baby heard that his father would not abandon him, he happily sold the old Wang next door.

That's right, the eldest sister next door is surnamed Wang.

Lin Xiujie felt that he really had nothing to say. This is completely unclear by jumping into the Yellow River, no wonder the hostess smiled at him very ambiguously when passing by the next door today. The original source is here.

Before Lin Xiujie could speak, Lin Baobao spoke again.

"Daddy, what is a daughter-in-law?" Lin Baobao asked curiously.

"A daughter-in-law is someone who wants to be together for the rest of her life. She can sleep together every day and have a baby. In the future, the baby will have a daughter-in-law. Then the baby will not be able to sleep with daddy every day." Lin Xiujie thinks that baby Lin Maybe it was curiosity, but even though I was impatient, I still told him a general idea, and I don't know if he understood it or not.

"No baby, baby wants daddy, don't sleep with others." Lin Xiujie just finished speaking, and Lin Baobao started a fuss, and the veins in his head were already jumping.

"Don't make trouble, you will marry a wife when you grow up, what's the trouble?" Lin Xiujie scolded Lin Baobao with a sullen face, the bear child just wants to be beaten.

"But, I don't want a daughter-in-law. I want to be Daddy's daughter-in-law, and I want to have a baby with Daddy." Lin Baobao said in a low voice, feeling very wronged.

Lin Xiujie heard it, but he didn't take it seriously. It's unbelievable for a fool with an incomplete mind to say it. Besides, he is already happy to be a father, so why should he call the child his father like a beast? Pressured?

Although to be precise, this is a physically mature adult, but he really can't do such a thing, okay?

"You haven't asked me yet, why did you almost set the kitchen on fire?" Lin Xiujie suddenly remembered this incident, and almost forgot it. He got up too early, and he hasn't had breakfast today.

"Daddy, I told you not to be angry." Lin Baobao lowered his head and dared not look at Lin Xiujie.

"Tell me." Lin Xiujie raised his eyebrows, he really wanted to know what this brat wanted to do.

"I just wanted to cook a meal for you, Daddy, but unexpectedly I almost ordered the house. Daddy, I'm sorry." Lin Baobao said in a low voice. If it wasn't for Lin Xiujie's good hearing, he probably wouldn't be able to hear.

"It's okay, pay attention next time, go and wash yourself first, look at your body." Lin Xiujie pointed to Lin Baobao's body and his face. He was so angry just now that he forgot to ask him to wash himself.

Although Lin Baobao's IQ has dropped to a teenager, it is not a problem to take care of himself. If he doesn't understand anything and let Lin Xiujie take care of him, Lin Xiujie probably doesn't have that patience.

After Lin Baobao left, Lin Xiujie opened the lid of the pot.

"..." What is this dark thing?Will it really kill you if you eat it?It looked terrible.

Taking advantage of Lin Baobao's absence, Lin Xiujie threw the dark and unnameable things in the pot directly into the bucket of swill.

He really doesn't have the courage to take a bite of such a thing, it looks very scary, okay?

For the sake of life safety, it is better to throw it away.

Throwing away the contents of the pot, Lin Xiujie washed the pot and quickly made a breakfast for two people.

After breakfast, Lin Xiujie picked up tools, took Lin Baobao with him, and walked to the house he just bought.

After walking for about half an hour, they arrived at the door of the new house. Lin Xiujie took out the key and opened the door.

He went in and took a look, and found that the house was okay, and many large pieces of furniture were still [-]% new, and the small pieces of furniture were no longer visible. It was estimated that the two owners took them with them when they left.

The location of this house is not very good, it is a little far away from other people's houses in the village, but Lin Xiujie doesn't care about this, to be honest, he doesn't want to deal with the people in the village, which doesn't match the character of the original owner.The most important thing is that he doesn't like it either. It would be nice to grow his own field quietly. If Lin Xiujie is satisfied with this house, it is that the house is not far from the original owner's field, although it is only two acres of dry land.

Lin Xiujie and Lin Baobao worked for a long time before they cleaned the whole house. The house here is really not very good. Lin Xiujie is going to the dental store in the town to find a yard and buy it when he is free.

You can live wherever you want in the future.

After tidying up the house, Lin Xiujie took Lin Baobao home, planning to move here in two days. This is not a new house, so just move here at that time.