Herbivores

"Me to him? I think it's just a friend. It's very relaxing and happy to be with him. He is the kind of person who is very cheerful and positive." Li Xintian said without hesitation.

"You rotten lump! Chen Xuyang's scum doesn't mean all scum, alas, that's all I've said, you can watch for yourself." Chu Yue sighed.

In fact, Li Xintian should have noticed it herself. If she didn't have that kind of heart, why did Chu Yue ask whether she was attracted or not, but she answered that he might not be interested in her.

The subtext is clearly that she is interesting, but others may not.

After hanging up the phone, Li Xintian lay down and planned to catch up on sleep, but couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

"Why did you wake up so early?" Fang Yunyi woke up and found that Su Muyun was no longer by his side. When he went downstairs, he found that Su Muyun had already prepared breakfast and was waiting for him. "I was planning to wake you up, anyway, I can catch up on sleep during the day." Su Muyun shook his head, "Okay, you go wash up first, and I will wake them up." Su Muyun walked upstairs, and the two little guys should get up too.

"Do I need to buy food when I come back at noon today?" Fang Yunyi raised his head and asked Su Muyun while eating, she remembered that there seemed to be no more food. "Lunch can be made. When you come back at night, let's go after dinner. It's cooler, and you can take them for a walk." Su Muyun shook her head, she didn't eat a few mouthfuls, she just watched the two little guys eating obediently. It's messed up. "How can you just eat so little, eat more." Fang Yunyi frowned and looked at Su Muyun.

"I don't exercise much, and I will gain weight if I eat any more." Su Muyun looked at Fang Yunyi in embarrassment. "Even if you gain a hundred catties, you are still my little sheep. Eat, don't be hungry. I will take you for a walk and exercise with you in the future. Don't use your hungry stomach to maintain your figure. The nutrition is not enough." Fang Yunyi gave Su Muyun the bowl Put some vegetables in it and looked at Su Muyun.

"A hundred catties more... am I a pig?" Su Muyun twitched the corners of his mouth, reluctantly eating the food in the bowl.

"I still have to go to the company. Don't force me to postpone the meeting and watch you finish your meal at home." Fang Yunyi was still dissatisfied. When we first met, Su Muyun's appetite was half larger than now.

"Okay, okay, my lord CEO, I'll eat, okay." Su Muyun rolled his eyes, and began to eat the food with a face of reluctance.

"You said the sheep haven't eaten well recently? Why did you ask me for this? I'm not a sheep." Su Muyun looked surprised when he received Fang Yunyi's call. He didn't know what happened to this kind of thing.

"Young Master Yun doesn't eat much recently?" Shi Qi next to him came over and took the phone from Su Muyun's hand.

"Well, Rabbit, who cooks in your family." Shi Qi asked with some uncertainty.

"My cooking is like poisoning. I've always been cooking with sheep. What's wrong?" Fang Yunyi seemed to have grasped the key to the seventeenth question.

"Young Master Yun is probably tired of eating." Seventeen said softly, "She must have eaten the food she cooked for a long time, and you have been together for three or four years. She has always cooked, and she must be more Boring. Like me, in fact, when I close my eyes, I can clearly see the taste of the food I cook myself, and I don’t have any expectations at all. Young Master Yun is afraid it will be even worse.” The more Shi Qi said, the more certain his tone became , This is what's in her heart.

"So, that is to say, she needs to change her taste?" Fang Yunyi said, "But I really can't cook by myself. I'm not lazy, but it's useless if I work hard. The cat knows it. Years of cooking, in the end, it’s okay to chop vegetables and make a sandwich, salad, or fry a steak, but everything else is just like poisoning.” Fang Yunyi stopped the car, took off the gear and pulled the handbrake, got out of the car and called the police , has gone downstairs to the company.

"Even if it's a steak falafel, make it for her, and then take her out to eat some. It'll be fine when she gets bored." Seventeen was there to give Fang Yunyi a trick.

"Is this all right?" Fang Yunyi asked.

"Well, this should be fine, and you can even buy her some junk food to change her taste. I still think she must be tired of the taste of cooking by herself." Shi Qi felt that he was talking about himself!

"That's fine, I'll try at night. I won't bother you anymore, I'm at the company, Shi Qi, thank you." Fang Yunyi waited for the other side to finish answering and hung up the phone, but he was thinking in his heart that Shi Qi's speculation was reasonable, and he and Su Muyun has divided labor for too long, maybe it's time to change the division of labor - for example, Su Muyun buys vegetables, cooks for herself, or goes out for a drink.

It is summer now, and it seems that Huaguo likes beer lobster the most.

Maybe, I can have a romantic red wine steak with Su Muyun tonight, and tomorrow night, I can have a high with beer lobster.

Anyway, as long as Su Muyun is willing to eat well, she is also willing to ask Fang Yunyi to give Su Muyun a female body, although Su Muyun doesn't like Japanese food.

After thinking about it, Fang Yunyi still felt that the plan should be sooner rather than later. The elevator that was going to go directly to the top floor was stopped by her on the cafeteria floor. The chefs who were still preparing the ingredients were stunned when they saw Fang Yunyi arrived.

"Prepare me two sets of steaks. The raw ones can be marinated. Don't overcook them. I will come to pick them up at noon." Fang Yunyi said to the person in charge who came over in a hurry. "Okay, Boss Fang." Although he was very curious about what his boss was going to do, the person in charge still didn't have the courage to ask.

After Fang Yunyi finished speaking, he turned his head and took the elevator to the top floor, took out his mobile phone and sent Su Muyun a WeChat message, telling her not to cook at noon.

I hope that Su Muyun is just like Shi Qi said, getting tired of eating the food he cooked.

It was already noon when Su Muyun saw WeChat. She had just finished operating stocks and was about to start cooking.The little ones were with her in the bedroom, she was looking at the computer, and the little ones were playing with their toys.

Don't need to cook?Su Muyun breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, and then looked forward to it.

Then, what is Fang Yunyi doing?

Su Muyun rubbed her tired eyes, and instead of interrupting the two concentrating little guys, she picked up the teacup and watched them play with great interest.

At the age of two, it's time to consider using a toilet. You can't always use diapers.When I called my mother a few days ago, she also said that she hadn't used that thing since she was a year old.Maybe, tomorrow, I can go shopping with Fang Yunyi to buy a children's toilet.

Su Muyun clutched her forehead and the corners of her mouth twitched, what the hell, how did she become so... maternal.

Su Muyun has always felt that she doesn't seem to have Fang Yunyi's motherhood towards these two children. Even though she knows that half of the genes of these two children come from herself, she still doesn't know how to treat them.When they can't speak, I can't communicate with them, so it's easier.But now, the two little meatballs can already speak and have some thoughts of their own, Su Muyun feels rather embarrassed.

She consciously brought into the role of "father" who represents the strict rules, because she really didn't know how to make out with them naturally like Fang Yunyi, and she didn't expect them to come at all before, so, really didn't Fa is happier because of them.

But now, two years are about to pass, Su Muyun seems to be used to having them, and gradually knows how to get along with them.To this day, Su Muyun was surprised to find that she would love these two little guys too.

This is a feeling that Su Muyun never thought she would have before.

At 12:30, Fang Yunyi returned home 5 minutes later than before, carrying a bag that looked like several crisper boxes in his hand. "I'll cook for you at noon today." Fang Yunyi said mysteriously.

"What are you going to do?" Su Muyun was a little curious.

"You wait for me outside, you are not allowed to peek." Fang Yunyi stopped Su Muyun who was about to follow him into the kitchen, "You watch them, I will cook."

Su Muyun had no choice but to sit obediently in the living room, watching the two little guys digging vigorously with a spoon while holding half of the dragon fruit.

Fang Yunyi, please don't blow up the kitchen... It's just that if the food is burnt, there is still a remedy. At worst, it's okay to eat noodles at noon today if it's faster.But if she blows up the kitchen...

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Su Muyun's back.

Fortunately, there were no strange sounds in the kitchen. Half an hour later, Fang Yunyi opened the kitchen door and let Su Muyun enter the dining room between the living room and the kitchen.

There were two portions on the table, a bottle of champagne, two steaks in tomato sauce, two pastas with chicken and mushroom sauce, and a large plate of fruit salad.

"I'm going to drive in the afternoon, and I'll have a drink with you, but it's only half a glass." Fang Yunyi said as he found two champagne glasses from the cupboard, washed them dry, and poured two glasses, but he only poured half a glass. A fine layer of water droplets on the wine bottle told Su Muyun that the wine should have been chilled. "Why did you think of doing this?" Su Muyun was puzzled.

"Thinking that you have been cooking for almost four years, I want to change your appetite, lest you get tired of eating." Fang Yunyi raised his cup, and lightly touched Su Muyun.

"You and I have known each other for almost four years." Su Muyun sighed, the time is really fast.

"What are you sighing for?" Fang Yunyi frowned, helped Su Muyun cut the steak into pieces, and handed it to her.

"Suddenly I feel like an old husband and wife, and I feel old-fashioned in an instant. Also, when I met you, I had passed my 25th birthday for a long time, and now I have passed my 29th birthday." Su Muyun smiled and ate a piece of steak, Fang Yunyi was very happy If you have a heart, you seem to be half-hearted and positive.

"Old husband and wife, old-fashioned, dear, are you telling me that I am over 30?" Fang Yunyi said deliberately pretending to be unhappy. "No, I'm just lamenting how time flies." Su Muyun shook her head, "You're not old, you look younger than me." Su Muyun said softly.

"Okay, just to tease you, I hope that the time will be faster, so that I can grow old with you earlier." Fang Yunyi said softly.

"Morning." Li Xintian was already there when Fang Yunkai entered the office.

"Ah, morning." Li Xintian was taken aback, and hurriedly agreed.

"I had a good night's sleep yesterday, and today I feel refreshed." Fang Yunkai put the suit shirt in his hand on the hanger, and then sat on his chair. "Do you have a two or three-year-old child in your family?" Fang Yunkai asked.

"The children of my cousin's family are relatively close. It's almost time for the fifth birthday now, and there will be no younger ones." Li Xintian frowned and thought for a while, "Do you need anything?"

"My sister's children will have their second birthday in a few days, so I haven't figured out what birthday present to give them." Fang Yunkai lay on the table with a depressed expression on his face.

"Such a young child doesn't know the concept of gifts at all, so just give them some small clothes and supplies." Li Xintian said.

"It's not that simple. My sister just agreed to buy me a car, and you know it. I can't be too polite. Then, those two little guys are not ordinary two-year-olds at all. They are terribly precocious. Have you ever seen little ones?" Does the child fall down without crying or fussing? Get up by yourself and continue to play with a smile? The little one is okay, lively and mischievous for a while and you forget that she is very smart. The big one is so calm that you can’t talk to her except She still uses words like a child, and her tone is no different from that of an adult!" Fang Yunkai looked at Li Xintian with a broken face.

"So exaggerated?" Li Xintian was startled, wondering if Fang Yunkai was exaggerating.

"Exaggeration? Nonono, have you ever seen a child who hasn't passed his second birthday likes to listen to Debussy? The toys are Rubik's Cube and sounding toys. The sounding toy speaks English, that is, when you order something, it will say its name in English That thing! Their eldest daughter’s favorite toys are those two! And she likes to play Rubik’s Cube while playing Debussy’s music! The younger one is barely normal, and her favorite thing to play with is Lego blocks. .” Fang Yunkai was about to cry.

"I have a younger brother myself, but when my younger brother was two years old, he could only destroy! Both of them would wake up and put on their own clothes. After that, they would turn on the music and play with the toys. After playing enough, they would put them back In the original place, I usually don’t cry or make noise, isn’t it scary!” Fang Yunkai said with a look of horror, “My sister said that Sister Su was so scary when she was a child, so the two children basically follow her IQ, which is too exaggerated Right! The two of them haven't celebrated their second birthday yet! That's why I don't know what to give them." After Fang Yunkai finished speaking, he lay down on the table with a bitter face.

"Such children are indeed more scary." Li Xindian nodded, "Since you know what they like, you can buy them according to their preferences. The older ones like Debussy, so you can buy Debussy's dishes , The little one likes building blocks, you can try to see if she likes building blocks that are more complicated than what she plays with." Li Xintian said.

"But I don't know where these things are sold. You know, I'm not familiar with this place at all, so I just know how to get to where I live and how to get here." Fang Yunkai continued to have a bitter face.

"Then, on the weekend the day after tomorrow, I'll accompany you." Li Xintian hesitated for a moment, then said softly. "Little Tiantian! I love you so much!" Fang Yunkai ran over, kissed Li Xintian on the cheek, and then realized what he had done, and hurriedly backed away.

"Sorry, I got excited at the moment... I just followed my old habits." Hua people are very restrained and shy!What did I do!

"Uh...it's okay. This is the file you need to read today. I sorted it out for you just now. You can take it and read it." Li Xintian lowered her head, her voice was a little unnatural, and she just picked up the file in her hand .

Fang Yunkai returned to his place with the document in a bit of embarrassment, not daring to look at Li Xintian, and also missed the rare scene where she blushed.

"Lian Lian, just like my sister, sit on it." Fang Yunyi was patiently teaching the little guy to use the newly bought toilet. Su Xinyue was already sitting on it and obediently looked at Fang Yunyi, but Su Xinran was still arguing and refused to sit on it.

"It's embarrassing to wear diapers all the time. Be good. After you learn to use the toilet, you don't have to wear that uncomfortable thing to sleep." Fang Yunyi looked at Su Xinran and said seriously.

"Then what then?" The little guy sat obediently after a while, and then looked at Fang Yunyi.

"Then...sheep, I don't know how to teach you, have you found out?" Fang Yunyi turned to look at Su Muyun who was still reading the webpage with a tablet, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"Well, I'm optimistic about it." Su Muyun nodded, and then walked over.

"What are we going to do with the rest of the time? We can't just be in a daze like this, right?" Fang Yunyi said with a malicious expression after Su Muyun taught them.

"Play with them?" Su Muyun gave Fang Yunyi a blank look, what does this guy mean?

"Didn't you say it? Don't interrupt the children's concentration when they are playing by themselves." Fang Yunyi smiled and hooked Su Muyun's neck: "Let's go back to the room, there is music playing downstairs."

"Fang Yunyi, do you want to do this?" Su Muyun reached out and pushed her.

"I want it." Fang Yunyi softly whispered in Su Muyun's ear, and then carried Su Muyun up the stairs.

Xiao Su Xinyue heard the voice and turned to look at Fang Yunyi.

"Nian Nian be good, take care of my sister, don't touch her, mom is feeling a little uncomfortable, mommy will take her up to have a look." Fang Yunyi said.

"Okay, mom, you have to obediently listen to mommy, and if you feel uncomfortable, you have to rest well." The little guy nodded, and asked Su Muyun to "be obedient" very thoughtfully.

"Did you hear, your family Niannian also said that you must be 'obedient'." Fang Yunyi looked at Su Muyun with a smirk.

"Fang Yunyi, you are always in heat." Su Muyun's face was dark, but he had already been thrown on the bed, and Fang Yunyi had already gone to lock the door and draw the curtains.

"Dear little sheep, you have to know that a harmonious married life helps to deepen the relationship." Fang Yunyi's smile grew wider, and he lifted the quilt to expose Su Muyun who wanted to roll himself up.

"I don't think it's harmonious, you're clearly raped within marriage." Su Muyun's face darkened even more.

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So, if you are too lazy, you will be counterattacked!