Cupid winks

As soon as the fat arm opened the steamer, the glasses would be covered with white mist. I would grab two steamed buns from the drawer and hide them in my pocket. Once I came to the temple, the daily quota of food for each person was too little. I can’t get enough to eat. Second, a cross-eyed young monk Chen Fan who came to the kitchen always likes to steal my socks to wear. When I saw my duckling socks nested in his cloth shoes, I became angry. I reasoned with him, and he went to the university. The master, the abbot of Yunyuan Temple, monk He Yin, complained there, and the master said, "Chen Yun, everything is outside the body, let him come, let him go."I snatched a string of Buddhist beads from the master, the master said, you take it, I said, master, everything is something outside the body, let him go, I ran away.The master took me into the palace of Hades and fined me to copy the mantra of passing away a thousand times.I have also fought the mortal world, he is stronger than me, I can't fight, I went to the master to reason, the master said, the sky will send a man to the world, he must first let his body suffer, and it is a blessing to suffer .I rushed over and bit the master, and the master took me to the palace of the king of hell and starved me for three days.

I love to watch Dongming clean his glasses, see two steamed buns missing from the steamer, and yell at Chenfan: "Chenfan, come here!!"

I like to hide outside and eat steamed buns voraciously while watching the world being scolded.

Chenfan still keeps stealing my socks to wear, and I still come and steal his steamed buns and watch him being scolded all the time.

Dong Ming not only has round lenses, but also a round belly. His face is full of oil all day long. Probably only Bodhisattva knows why he can eat so much oil and water when he eats vegetable leaf tofu.Dongming was always chewing betel nuts, his teeth were red, and he had a "bloody mouth" when he spoke.I nicknamed him Big Blood Toad.

Spring City is not close to the sea, but I have been to the seaside and eaten blood clams. I like its bright red color, but I don’t like its fishy and wet taste, and I don’t like its slippery taste. My mother fed me a very Little one, my father quickly dipped a chopstick of white wine and stuffed it into my mouth. I was so hot that the white wine made my tongue stutter, and I frowned. Lol, that happened when I was very young, at that time I was probably only as big as my dad's palm.My dad's hand is so big, he held my hand, and I felt like I was being carried by him, walking on the road and on the beach.There are only two sets of footprints of him and my mother on the beach. My footprints are very light and shallow, and they did not stay on the beach.How big is my dad's hand? He picked me up and hugged me, and I felt like the whole sky and the earth were covered, and I became a clam in a clam shell.I was quiet and snuggled up in my shell.I'm too young to know that mussel shells can also enter sand, and the sand that enters can't be chased away. I still have to raise it until it turns into pearls and treasures.Master Master said, Chen Yun, cultivating Buddha is cultivating pearls.I couldn't figure it out, and said, Master, that's sand for cultivating Buddhahood, I'm not sand, I'm clam meat.The master closed his eyes, clasped his palms together, said a word about Amitabha, and said something, if you have time to wander outside in the middle of the night without sleeping, go, wash your hair for Lord Yama!

We draw Hades in the drawing class, the Hades of the ten temples, each of the masters of Hades has a face like white dough, eyebrows like ink marks, straight nose, small round nose, round nostrils, except the king of the wheel, Each has a goatee.Monk Dongming said, this is called beautiful beard, which was popular in ancient times, and only those who keep beautiful beard are handsome men.

I think that among the ten kings of Hades, only the King of the Wheel can be regarded as a handsome man. The King of the Wheel has no beard, his mouth is tightly closed, and his mouth is a small cherry mouth, which is bright red and full of joy.Monk Dongming said that the king of the wheel is in charge of reincarnation distribution, with the fewest things and the easiest work. For the dead, what punishment will be given, where will they be punished, where will they be casted, and what they will be cast for? The temple is settled, and those who come to him can go to reincarnation, and they all have paperwork on them, so he just sends them to Po Meng and asks them to drink a sip of Po Meng soup.You said, with so little work, can he not be happy and peaceful all day long?In hell, there is so much work that the King of Hades wants to eat people!Everyone sighed, oh, no wonder the masters of Hades all look so scary. It turns out that they have a bad temper due to hard work, and they have become ugly and vicious.

We also painted Buddha, which is Guanyin in the main hall. The wooden head of the king of Hades in the ten halls is stored in the side hall, and there is only one Guanyin in the main hall.I have been to many temples later, and there are Guanyin in many temples. Their Guanyin has either a head or a hundred hands. The Guanyin in our place has only one pair of hands, one hand cleans the bottle, and one seal, but she is full There are a hundred heads!Among the one hundred heads, there are men and women, old and young, some are pleasant, some are smiling, and some are slightly bitter. There are many heads, and there are many things in charge, such as high school entrance examination, employment assignment, marriage and marriage, How many wives do you want, and whether my mother wants to raise them? As long as someone asks, the master can find her the head of Guanyin who bothers her.But also because this Hundred-Song Guanyin was too busy and too busy to fulfill people's wishes in everything, the incense in the temple was not very prosperous.The master thought, maybe it doesn't manage enough, he has to add a few heads to Guanyin, manage lottery draws, and manage stock rises and falls.

I suspect that the Guanyin in Yunyuan Temple must have two hundred heads now.I doubt if Yunyuan Temple is still there.

When we learn to draw, we all use pencils. The brushes are precious, and the ink is precious. They can only be used when masters and brothers are copying Buddhist scriptures. Behind the old almanac.

The old almanac paper is very useful in our temple. We learn to draw pictures, learn Buddhist scriptures, learn to fold ingots, fold lotus flowers, keep accounts in the kitchen, and wipe the buttocks in the latrine all rely on it.Every household in the nearby villages uses the almanac, and hundreds of thousands of copies are discarded every year. The village chiefs collected these papers and sent them to our temple to accumulate merit.

In the drawing class, we drew the treasure hall, the King of Hades, and Guanyin.I draw seniors.A pencil can't paint black and white with red, so I won't draw my brother's birthmark.The brother without a birthmark is white and clean, delicate and gentle, smiling, a bit like a wheel runner.

When monk Dongming is not free, the brothers will come to supervise our drawing.Those who are good at drawing pictures can learn woodcarving from their brothers.My brother’s master is also He Zidai, named He Yang. My brother said he came from Yangon and used to be a craftsman. He can’t speak or hear. We speak Hakka, Mandarin, and Burmese. Yes. To him, they are all the same, but a mouth on a human face is moving, sending out some different smells.

Senior brother always has a woody fragrance on his body.

Those one hundred Avalokitesvara heads were all made by Uncle He Yang.

The King of Hades in the ten halls existed long ago. It is said that there was the first wheel-turning king before the Yunyuan Temple. In the past, there was only this wheel-turning king in the mountains. I don’t know who made it. I don't know who put it here.It is said that the wheel-turning king's eyes could see all corpses.Yunyuan Temple was originally a mass grave.Later, someone built a small pavilion for the king of the wheel, and later the small pavilion became a small house, and the small house became a small courtyard. The kings of Hades from the ten halls "come one after another", and they all came, gathered together, and invited Feng Tiaoyu , Puxian Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and finally Guanyin Bodhisattva.

These great kings and Buddhas are all made of wood. They clean the yard and the temples every day, and they have to wash their hair and wipe their bodies. There are hundreds of rules. The few bald heads we just entered the temple followed in the temple. I learned from the little bald head who stayed in the house for a while. They said one sentence, and we read one sentence after another.

The crickets I made up have been doing well in the temple, and they can be exchanged for money—paper money.Near the village, whenever the family has a funeral, they come to us to buy paper money.The paper money is all wholesale. The master asked a few uncles to sit around the paper money and read the scriptures for a long time, and consecrated them. The three yuan a sack of paper money is not sold much, not greedy, can make money Three hundred pieces, enough for the peacocks and goats in the temple to eat several times.

I collected the paper money and squatted at the gate of the temple. Whenever I saw someone coming with a mournful face, I asked them, auntie, uncle, do you want to buy paper money?

Once I asked an old woman, she listened, her head sank, and she walked into the Daxiong Hall weeping, found the monk Heyin, and said, Master, I have come to pray for my daughter's safety. I haven't entered the temple yet, haven't seen her When I came to Bodhisattva, I first met a little monk who sold paper money. You said, can my child pass this test?

I followed her all the way, listening outside the hall, He Yin recited Amitabha Buddha to her, and said: "I am afraid of being robbed in this world, but it is beneficial for us that robbing comes to us, and we can find a solution to it first." Method, come, come, benefactor, offer incense.”

The old woman offered incense and kept crying, and He Yin said again: "Come, come, benefactor, let's have a drink of tea in the hall."

The side hall drinks two yuan a cup of tea. The tea is picked in the mountains in the morning. The water is tap water. The tea is called Tianquan Xiancha.

They went to the side hall, and I hurried to the mountain behind the temple, took out ten yuan from the private money hidden in the sole of my shoe, and hid the rest in "unnecessary".When I returned to the temple, I met Monk Dongming. Monk Dongming looked at me, opened his bloody mouth, rubbed his fat palms together, and said to me: "Master is looking for you."

I asked, "Where is Master?"

"Hall of Hades."

I smiled, patted my clothes, and went to the Palace of the King of Hades.

Monk He Yin stood waiting for me in the palace of Hades, the palace was gloomy and cold,