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Head, and threw a few more ingots into the basin where the silver ingots were burning.

Tian Fuhai continued to ask: "Can you stack ingots?"

"Are you married? Have children?"

I shook my head, and he said, "Your stacks are the most valuable. If you get married, your children's stacks are the most valuable. One is worth ten."

I sat down and asked him, "Then how do you stack it?"

He taught me with a cigarette in his mouth, and Ye Haowen came over and followed suit.The two of us sat on a bench and stacked ingots in front of the plastic dry ice coffin where Feng Fangfang was lying.We both learned it right away, not too fast, but the appearance is still standard, Tian Fuhai looked at it, nodded frequently, and said: "My cousin's stack is also valuable, is my cousin married? Do you have children? "

Ye Haowen said, "No children."

Tian Fuhai said: "When the relatives come, if there are juniors, let the juniors stack more."

Xiaobao came soon after, bringing a bundle of red candles and a lot of tinfoil.He wanted to enter the house, but Tian Fuhai stopped him and called me, pointing nervously at the mat in front of the altar, and shouted: "Kneel down quickly!!"

I hurriedly went to kneel down, Tian Fuhai looked at me, became more anxious, and said: "It's filial piety! Put it on! Put it on!"

I looked around the room and saw several filial piety clothes on the sofa. Ye Haowen saw it too, so he quickly grabbed one and gave it to me.I put it on in a panic, knelt down, Tian Xiaobing pinned a black armband on my sleeve, I put it on, looked at Tian Fuhai, he asked Xiaobao: "What's your name?"

Xiaobao directed me: "Just kowtow and shout, Qian Xiaobao is here to see you!"

Tian Fuhai said: "I want to shout, Mom, Qian Xiaobao is here to see you!"

I swallowed my saliva, kowtowed to Xiaobao, and shouted: "Mom, Qian Xiaobao came to see you."

Xiaobao gave me a white paper bag, bowed to Feng Fangfang's portrait, offered incense, bowed again, offered it in the altar incense burner, and stepped aside.Tian Fuhai heaved a sigh of relief, and Ye Haowen and I also heaved a long sigh of relief.Xiaobao sat next to me, picked up a stack of tinfoil, and began to fold ingots. He was quick with his hands and feet, and in a blink of an eye there was an ingot with a bulging middle and curled corners.He whispered, "It was so sudden."

I said, "Go back and see Hehema later."

I said again, "I didn't tell her, because I was afraid she wouldn't be able to bear it."

Xiaobao nodded.

No one came anymore, Tian Xiaobing left beforehand, and Tian Fuhai was left sitting at the door, playing with his mobile phone and smoking.The incense burner that was lit at the beginning was almost exhausted, so Ye Haowen went to refill three more.He asked me, "Will her relatives be notified?"

Feng Fangfang was hospitalized, and none of her relatives wanted to see her, so I forgot about them all. I pointed to a small cabinet next to the sofa and said, "There is an address book there, and there are some relatives' phone numbers on it."

Ye Haowen found the address book, went to the side to make a phone call, and notified the people in the address book of the death of a person named Feng Fangfang.

Xiaobao looked at him, then at me, and said nothing.I said, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Xiao Bao responded, lowered his head and folded the ingots, and said, "I'm just quoting what He He would say, are you reconciled?"

I laughed, rubbed his head, lit a cigarette, smoked, and asked, "Why are you so good at stacking this?"

Xiaobao said: "We sell this in the temple to make extra money."

We took a trash can and threw all the folded ingots into it.The trash can is half full.

Xiaobao's eyes fell on my left hand.I said, "Xiuxiu's ring."

Xiaobao looked around and had doubts: "Yes, where is Xiuxiu?"

I said, "She's gone."

"gone?"

I said, "Probably not coming back."

Xiao Bao blinked, his eyes flickered, and he was about to cry.I patted his hand and said, "It's a good thing."

Xiaobao nodded: "Well, it's a good thing."

He continued to fold ingots, and I continued to smoke.Ye Haowen came back, holding the address book in his hand, and said: "Some people think that I am a scam call, and some people ask me what to do with the house."

After hearing this, Xiaobao came up with an idea: "Young master, hurry home and put on your best watch, so that if someone comes, they won't think that we are coveting this little shabby house!"

I couldn't stop laughing, Ye Haowen laughed too, grabbed Yuanbao from the trash can and threw it into the basin.The fire eroded the silver, ignited a circle of blood-red borders, and green smoke curled up.

Ye Haowen took out his pocket and threw the car keys on a small table in the living room.Xiaobao craned his neck to look, and wowed.I saw that he was driving a Porsche today.He asked me, "Are those dishes in your kitchen edible?"

I said: "You eat."

He said, "Cook something?"

I let him go, he went into the kitchen, rummaged through the box, and after a while, he brought out a rice bag and complained: "It's full of worms!"

I said, "It's been so many years since no one started a business at home!"

Tian Fuhai raised his head from the mobile game, and asked, "Xiao Bing sent the urn here, who will go downstairs with me to pick it?"

Ye Haowen looked at me, and I looked at him.The two of us went downstairs to pick out the urn.

Urns are made of solid wood or lacquered wood, inlaid with jade pendants and carved with mammoth ivory. They are small and heavy in the hand.Ye Haowen chose the most expensive one, it was inlaid with agate, gold, and jade, and I chose the one inlaid with jade alone.Ye Haowen pointed to the one I picked, and said, "That's it."

Tian Xiaobing picked up the urn and asked, "Have you bought the cemetery yet?"

I said, "Yes, buried next to her son."

Tian Fuhai and Tian Xiaobing looked at me together, I turned around and walked into the corridor, only to hear Ye Haowen say behind me: "Godson, he is Aunt Feng's godson. Aunt Feng is closest to him."

After finishing speaking, he followed, and I walked in front of him, saying: "I went to inquire as soon as she had a stroke. There is still room for one more tombstone next to Yin Liangyu."

I said, "I told you earlier that I hope she dies."

Ye Haowen came to hold my hand, I walked up with my head down, and returned to Feng's house. Ye Haowen watched me go in, pointed downstairs and said, "I'm going to buy some rice."

I said: "Buy some more instant noodles, you can eat when you are hungry at night."

He nodded and said, "Buy some more tea, if someone comes, we can make tea."

I nodded and watched him go downstairs, go back into the room, and sit back in his original position.I asked Xiaobao: "Do you get jealous when you have a funeral?"

Xiao Bao thought for a while, raised his right hand, and silently recited the Amitabha Buddha, saying with a straight face: "There is death and there is life, and it goes back and forth."

I said, "The two men can't achieve the effect of extending a new life, can they?"

Xiaobao said: "Have you heard of Indian mythology? Life is not extended by men and women having sex. Life is born from the churning of the sea of ​​milk. What is the sea of ​​milk? Isn't the sea of ​​milk just a milky white ocean? Two The man's sea of ​​breasts is churning so much!"

I couldn't help laughing, and Xiaobao recited Amitabha again, more seriously: "The form passes through the intestines, and it stays in the eyes of the Buddha."

Thinking about his metaphor carefully, he felt a little disgusted. I laughed out loud, and Xiaobao rolled his eyes and laughed too. It's a rascal.

In the evening, Manager Fan came, and I hurriedly knelt down and asked him, "Manager Fan, what's your full name?"

Manager Fan gestured: "Fan Muyun, the adoring Mu, the cloud of Yun Duo."

I kowtowed and shouted: "Mom, Fan Muyun is here to see you!"

Manager Fan wiped the corners of his eyes, bowed, and handed me a thick white paper package.He looked into the room, Wada Fuhai nodded, and asked me softly, "Does the funeral?"

I nodded. Manager Fan looked at Feng Fangfang's portrait and said, "Why did you leave all of a sudden..."

Xiaobao said: "I also feel suddenly."

I said, "I've lived long enough, and I'm tenacious enough."

Ye Haowen leaned out half of his body from the kitchen and asked Manager Fan, "Have a cup of tea?"

He bought a lot of tea, Pu'er, Dongting, and fruit tea, and also bought a lot of food, both raw and cooked, and the refrigerator was full.

Manager Fan smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, I'll just sit down for a while and go back to the store."

He looked at me again and I smiled.Manager Fan sneered, pinched me, and said angrily: "I've seen someone who loves to suffer, but I've never seen such a love to suffer. You can't remember anything just by eating!"

I said, "It's him who gave away the money."

Manager Fan became angry: "Why are you so unambitious in life!"

Xiaobao hummed in a soft voice: "Manager Fan, you usually teach us to lower our figure when we meet people, and to lower ourselves into the dust."

Manager Fan pinched him, hit us both on the arms, scolded us for a long time, and buried our heads in stacking ingots.He is also very good at stacking ingots, not only stacking ingots, but also a small, triangular, bulging money.Tian Fuhai came to see it, and said that this one is more valuable, one is worth a hundred.I quickly learned from Manager Fan.

Manager Fan was out of order. He not only had dinner with us, but also waited for the monk. The monk didn’t arrive until ten o’clock in the evening. Five of them came. The leader was a fat monk with a gray robe and gray cloth shoes. Qiu's bald head saw Xiaobao and greeted him with a smile.Xiaobao gave them cigarettes and red envelopes.The monk collected the things, put them away, and put things first, such as gongs, drums, and suonas, and then he took out Buddhist scriptures, brushes, bowls, and asked me for glutinous rice and wine.I gave glutinous rice and cooking wine.Glutinous rice and wine are placed in bowls and placed on the left and right sides of the incense burner.The fat monk looked at us and asked us, "Who are you all from her?"

Xiao Bao told us in a low voice: "Talk about the relationship and treat her well."

Xiao Bao hurriedly said, "Son!"

I also said, "Son."

Ye Haowen smoked and said, "Son."

Manager Fan said, "Ex..." He stuttered, "Ex-husband."

The fat monk wrote down one by one, nodded his head and said with emotion: "It's very lucky, the whole family came to see her off, so lucky."

Xiaobao cried.

monks start chanting