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In the emergency room of the hospital, the surgeon took a pen to write the medical record: "How old is it?"

"25."

"Your diagnostic strip reads 'A foreign body was swallowed by mistake', what did you swallow?"

Song Li clutched his stomach, his five sense organs were together: "Platinum ring."

The doctor raised his head: "Why did you swallow the ring? Did you eat the cake?"

"Hairy crab." Song Yan put his brother's shoulders on his shoulders and urged, "Doctor, please arrange for an examination for my brother, it must be uncomfortable to stay in the stomach."

The doctor was amazed that there were many anecdotes and strange things that he had seen for many years. These young people like to do these new tricks, and the rings are swallowed in their stomachs every year.But everyone eats pudding, cakes, and desserts. It's the first time you put a ring in a hairy crab. How much experience does it have?

He was writing out the checklist, and Song Li asked anxiously: "Doctor, I...how should I get it out?"

"Use a gastroscope, stick it in through your mouth."

Song Li trembled all over: "...Is there any anesthesia?"

The doctor glanced indifferently: "Check the location first. If the location is good, it is generally taken directly without anesthesia. We have a lot of patients with gastroscopy to remove foreign bodies every year, and only children are anesthetized."

Song Li held his brother's arm, emphasizing that he is a 25-year-old kid!

Wen Yunting was outside the clinic with a gloomy and frantic expression, Zhong Lin comforted him: "Brother Wen, Brother Song also wanted to give you a surprise, this was purely an accident."

"Put the ring in the dish, what kind of brain circuit can do this?" Wen Yunting covered his forehead, "Who gave him the idea?!"

Xu Yao didn't take this blame, and quickly waved his hands: "It's definitely not me. I felt that something would happen from the beginning, and I didn't agree at all. This is all A Yan's own whimsy, and I can't persuade him."

Shen Zhehang crossed his legs and smiled leisurely: "It's different to be a bully boss. I don't dare to act like this in TV dramas. In the future, I have to be careful when eating at the same table with him. If I don't make it right, I will go to the hospital to suffer."

Coincidentally, it happened to be his younger brother Song Li who suffered the crime. It can be seen that fate is always full of a sense of reincarnation, and the sins done by one's own family will eventually be repaid by one's own family.

Wen Yunting was speechless, he had a good birthday and came to the hospital, there is no one else, this 25th birthday should be recorded in the annals of history, everyone present will leave an indelible deep impression.

After a while, Song Yan and Song Li came out of the emergency room together, Song Li clutched his stomach, Song Yan held the doctor's checklist, Wen Yunting stood up: "How is it? Where are you going now?"

"Go for an X-ray and confirm the location of the ring." Song Yan pushed his younger brother to Wen Yunting, "Take him to the radiology department on the second floor for an examination, and I'll pay the fee."

"Go, what's the matter." Wen Yunting sighed, and held Song Li's arm, "How do you feel now? Are you uncomfortable?"

Song Li frowned: "It's a bit uncomfortable...but I don't think it has anything to do with the ring, it seems like I've eaten too many crabs."

In addition to the female crab, he also ate several male crabs, and he didn't like dipping them in ginger vinegar. It may be that the crabs were cold and made his stomach feel uncomfortable.

Except for Song Yan who went to the toll office, the rest of them went to the radiology department on the second floor. The doctor looked at the checklist and was not surprised: "Another ring swallower, you young people like to do these tricks. Except for being ignorant Children like to swallow foreign objects, and here you are the patients who propose marriage and play tricks the most."

Song Li was innocent, it wasn't the ring he bought, nor was he asking for marriage, he was injured purely by mistake.My brother was going to propose to his Bai Yueguang, and even sent him to the hospital. Who can he justify?Song Li felt that the word "miserable" could describe his real name in life.

The emergency examination results came out quickly. The doctor took the film and looked at it for a long time, wondering: "There is no metal solid?"

On the film, only bone lines and shadows of internal organs can be seen, and no round and hard objects can be seen at all.Song Li was stunned, Wen Yunting looked at him: "Song Li, did you really swallow the ring?"

Song Li was not too sure: "I ate a piece of hard food... But I was afraid that my brother would find out that I was eating crab roe, so I didn't dare to chew it carefully, so I quickly swallowed it."

"..." Song Yan stretched out his hand to caress his younger brother's head. The silly younger brother is really stupid, definitely not pretending.

"Here are the test results. Ah Li has nothing in his stomach." Xu Yao rubbed his chin, "Maybe what he ate was a certain tissue of the crab. It is also possible that he accidentally took a piece of shell and swallowed it."

Knowing that there was no accident, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Especially Song Li, who looked like he was still alive after a catastrophe, pulled Wen Yunting's arm: "Do I not need to have a gastroscopy? God, that's great, what the doctor said scared me to death, and I didn't use anesthesia directly. Inserted!..."

"You scared me!" Song Yan grabbed Song Li and said, "If my mother knows, she can make me peel off!"

"You can't blame me, brother, who told you to come up with such a bad idea?" Song Li retorted aggrievedly, and asked, "Where did the ring go? Is it still eaten by Ting Ting?"

Everyone's eyes focused on Wen Yunting again, Wen Yunting sneered, he had said before that he would not be stupid enough to swallow unknown objects into his stomach, and he didn't see the shadow of the ring at all.

So here comes the question again, where did Song Yan's carefully prepared engagement ring go?

"Still in the restaurant, let's look for our table and the kitchen." Shen Zhehang said.

Zhong Lin also nodded: "I think it is more likely to be in the back kitchen. Before I came here, I picked all the dishes on the table with chopsticks, and there was no ring inside."

Shen Zhehang smiled: "You are quite careful."

Zhong Lin blushed again, lowered her head shyly: "No, just be a little more careful..."

Xu Yao has already called the hotel manager and asked him to send someone to search carefully in the back kitchen and private rooms.It was getting late, Song Yan told them all to go back, he and Ting Ting went to Taoyedu, if they could find the best one, forget it.

It doesn't matter to Shen Zhehang, he still thinks he hasn't seen enough of the show, so he can follow along to join in the fun.Wen Yunting asked him to do a good job, today is over, it is so embarrassing, I can't stand it, this birthday is really unforgettable.

There was only Zhong Lin, an Omega, and he would definitely not be allowed to go back alone.Song Yan originally wanted Xu Yao to send him back to the dormitory, but Shen Zhehang had already asked Zhong Lin: "Let's go? I'll give you a ride."

Zhong Lin nodded and stood beside him.When Shen Zhehang looked up, he found that the eyes of the people on the opposite side were full of curiosity and intriguing, and he couldn't help but feel strange: "What's wrong?"

Xu Yao stroked his chin: "Boss Shen, you are very proactive in this kind of thing."

Shen Zhehang was stunned, unable to laugh or cry: "What are you thinking, didn't you ask me to send Zhong Lin to you the last few times? No need this time?"

Song Yan waved his hand, go ahead, just deliver the person safely.Song Li didn't go to join in the fun with his brother and sister-in-law anymore. His stomach was really uncomfortable, and he was frightened again today, so he went back and planned to rest early.

There was only one Xu Yao left, who was a brother's sidekick, and went to the restaurant with him.As soon as they walked in, the manager hurried up to greet them: "Mr. Song, I found the ring!"

"Where did you find it?"

"On the floor of the back kitchen, the master indeed stuffed the ring into the crab. It may have fallen out accidentally when putting it on the plate. I just found out after cleaning the back kitchen. I'm really sorry." The manager took out a piece of silk from his pocket. The towel, with the ring wrapped in it, was handed to Song Yan, "It's all washed, I'm sorry for causing trouble to Mr. Song, this time it was our hotel's mistake, next time you come again, can I give you a [-]% discount on your consumption?" ?”

Song Yan took the ring over and scolded a few words, I ruined the marriage proposal I carefully prepared for you!The manager bowed again and again and kept apologizing. In order to make up for Mr. Song's tragic failure in his marriage proposal, he took the initiative to open a luxury suite on the Taoyedu Building and give him a free night's accommodation.

Wen Yunting rolled his eyes and grabbed Song Yan, making him almost finished.Such an unreliable idea is ashamed to get angry, if it is served in a crab and eaten by the stupid Song Li, it will be a big deal.

The ring was found, and the chaos finally came to an end.Xu Yao retired, and Song Yan gave him the [-]% discount coupon, which cast a shadow on Tao Yedu, and he didn't plan to come again in the future!Wen Yunting took the room card and carried the cake, and urged him to go upstairs. He was already tired from running back and forth, and now he just wanted to lie on the bed and didn't want to move a step.

Song Yan was in a bad mood, and he had hoped to rely on this wave of proposals to win respect, but this is good, let alone win respect, in the heart of his daughter-in-law, I am afraid that he is not only not as simple as ignorant of sentiment, but also classified as a person with strange ideas category went.

He took out the ring and sighed faintly.This ring was not custom-made, but a pair bought in a store. Whoever made the proposal was a temporary idea, and there was no time to go abroad to find a designer to order.Perhaps it was because of not being pious enough that today's accident happened, Song Yan sighed again.

The sound of water kept coming from the bathroom, and suddenly, Wen Yunting shouted: "Song Yan! Bring me the big towel outside!"

Song Yan picked up the big folded towel from the bed and walked into the bathroom. Wen Yunting had already finished washing, and was standing in front of the mirror with his naked body rubbing his hair.Song Yan opened the towel and wrapped him in it, Wen Yunting suddenly turned around, pushed him to the washstand, caught off guard and pressed him to kiss.

Song Yan put his legs against the table, hugged Wen Yunting and quickly regained the initiative.Taoyedu's shampoo and body wash are both peach-scented. Wen Yunting just took a bath, with a fresh and light peach fragrance on his body, and his skin is moist and moist. Holding it in his arms is like holding A peeled peach that bursts with juice when you bite into it.

The passionate and lingering kiss gradually came to an end, Wen Yunting squeezed Song Yan's face, and smiled: "Are you still losing your temper? I'm a birthday star and I haven't said anything since my birthday was disturbed."

Song Yan hugged him and sighed softly, rubbed his hair and kissed his forehead, and offered to apologize: "My fault."

"It's your fault. If you want to propose, can't you just ask in a serious manner? You still stuff it in a crab." Wen Yunting pressed his forehead against him and asked, "If I get the ring, what are you going to do with me?" I propose?"

"Uh..." Song Yan's eyes wandered, and he really had no face to speak the lines he had thought up, and he hesitated and faltered in an attempt to fool him.Reluctantly, Wen Yunting kept asking questions, and in the end he could only answer honestly, helping Tingting peel seafood for the rest of his life, it would be a good idea to marry him.

Wen Yunting was startled, then laughed out loud, and complained mercilessly: "Why can't you even look at the marriage proposal line so directly? You help me peel the seafood, then I can't marry the seafood master, what do you want?" Use?! Hahahaha..."

"..." Song Yan really couldn't keep up his face, so he could only hug him and bow his head to kiss him, trying to change his mind, and stop talking about this bloody marriage proposal.

This trick was quite useful, and it quickly made Wen Yunting dizzy from the kiss. The atmosphere in the narrow bathroom was ambiguous, and there was a mirror in front of him. If nothing happened, I'm really sorry for Wen Yunting's half-faded clothes and blurred expression. attitude.

"Damn, can you change the place?" Wen Yunting supported the countertop of the washbasin, and when he raised his head, he faced his blushing cheeks. His peach blossom eyes were moist and translucent, like gemstones immersed in water, and the ends of his eyes were even more pink. , frowning lightly, desire and enjoyment are written on his face.

"No, you seem to like it very much."

Song Yan lowered his head and kissed his neck, rubbing the tip of his nose lightly against the glands, the smell of holly mixed with the fragrance of peaches, as if he was in the peach forest of Fangfei in April.

He leaned against Wen Yunting's ear and said something in a low voice, immediately Wen Yunting became even more ashamed and angry, and wanted to push him away, but he was firmly stuck and unable to move, their bodies overlapped each other, and they bonded deeper.

After tossing in the bathroom for a long time, the two finally came out together after rewashing.Wen Yunting rested his head on Song Yan's arm with his eyes closed: "Did you forget to say something to me?"

Song Yan tentatively asked: "...marry me?"

Wen Yunting opened his eyes and scolded angrily: "Marrying you is better than marrying a seafood chef!"

"..." Song Yan was at a loss, Wen Yunting pointed to the clock, and then he suddenly realized, leaned over and kissed on the lips, "Tingting, happy birthday."

This blessing should be said when blowing out the candles. Unfortunately, there was such a big oolong incident tonight, and the box of the cake has not yet been opened. Wen Yunting plans to take it to the company tomorrow, and give it to Assistant Bai and colleagues like Monly Divided together.

In the dead of night, the room was quiet, the slight sound of wind from the air conditioner outlet intertwined with the sound of even breathing.Wen Yunting got up quietly, reached out and touched the ring from the bedside table, and put it on his ring finger.The plain and simple platinum ring is hooped on the ring finger, which is just right.Wen Yunting raised his hand and admired the moonlight, it was not bad, it was the most unique gift he received on his birthday this year.

He looked back at Song Yan's sleeping profile, thinking of the wonderful experience tonight, he couldn't help but curl his lips.He is also madly dragging the cool boss Alpha, who obviously looks so reliable, but a simple marriage proposal can be done like this, which is really ridiculous.

Wen Yunting lay back beside Song Yan, quietly held his hand and interlocked his fingers, and closed his eyes contentedly.

That is to say, I can bear you, and I am afraid that no one else can bear it.

Although Song Yan's marriage proposal was a mess, Wen Yunting still had an extra ring on his hand, which was hanging brightly and swaggeringly, as if he was declaring something.The caring little girls in the company paid attention to observation, and after quietly taking pictures, they all posted Weibo screaming:

【Ahhhhh, Vice President Wen and President Song seem to be engaged!Can I go and move the Civil Affairs Bureau to them? ! 】

The whole network was buzzing for a while, and the fans of their double ACP already tacitly agreed in their hearts that their engagement and marriage had been arranged in one go, and they were just waiting for the official announcement to open their mouths and eat candy.

Shen Zhehang smiled and said, "You have true love for Song Yan. As long as you have feelings, you don't care about anything, right?"

Wen Yunting blushed slightly, and retorted: "I sympathize with him! This guy's love nerves are pitifully small, if you let him do it again, his brain cells will be exhausted and he will die."

Shen Zhehang said "oh" meaningfully, and picked up the teacup: "You and him are settled?"

"Almost." Wen Yunting coughed softly, "I didn't even think about who else I could be with, so... I just made do with him."

"It's time for you to get married, and your parents have already seen it." Shen Zhehang sighed, "First we moved, and then we celebrated our birthday. I don't know when the wedding invitations will come again. It's really miserable to be friends with you. You can get three years old in less than a year." Back to the members."

"... Don't worry, it will be gone after you get married. From now on, I will pay you back when you fall in love, celebrate your birthday, or get married."

Shen Zhehang raised his eyebrows: "Really? The child's role is gone?"

"...If you think too much, I will never give birth."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-1604:34:32~2020-05-1621:17:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Jiajia;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 Yinghuo;

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