Yanshan Exquisite Record

If Song Xueqiao was asked to say what the most terrifying thing in the world is, he would have waved his hand before saying three words, "nerd."

Because after returning home at the age of 17, Song Yanting couldn't bear to see him idle around all day long, so he thought about letting him harm the officialdom, tied him up with a whip and threw him into the school. The Doctrine of the Mean and The Book of Songs were also thrown in.

The school was run by an old pedant. He had been awarded by Xie Yuan of Jinling, and many of the students he taught were those who had been to the Jinluan Palace.

Therefore, the old pedant is full of happiness all the year round, his talent spreads far and wide, and his commission is quite astonishing, so the people who come here are all educated people who want to.

Once upon a time in Wudang, when he took the sword test, Pei Wunian and Sikong Yueyao helped him cheat under the table, writing the answers in his palms to get away with it.

The real nerd is merciless, and the literati's arrogance suddenly appears in exams. Whenever he asks for help, he just shows him an extremely arrogant nostril, and the eldest son of Song Dynasty is so angry that his seven orifices smoke.

An old nerd led a group of young nerds, who lived in thatched cottage and bamboo hut, and after more than half a month, he finally gave up.

So Song Xueqiao doesn't like nerds.

Now if you ask him what is the scariest thing, you have to add a word before nerd.

Little nerd.

The little nerd is not someone else, he is Pei Wunian's cousin, to be precise, his aunt, but the nerd thinks that his aunt is not as good-sounding as his cousin, so he will not obey him.

Song Xueqiao hugged him all the way back, thought for a long time with his arms sore, and felt that it was okay to call him cousin, so he let him go.

Unexpectedly, the little nerd was ungrateful, as soon as he arrived at the inn, he threw himself into Pei Wunian's arms, and happened to clamor for a book after lunch.

Half of the table was occupied by the Four Books and Five Classics and the little nerd, who was enjoying listening to Senior Brother Pei telling him allusions and the morals contained in them. Tong Chunlin was trembling and stayed up all night, and when they came back, he came out holding the sword to occupy the other half. Drink refreshing bitter tea.

Song Xueqiao had nowhere to go, but propped his chin up and rolled over on the couch, wrapped in a quilt and sighed, twirling orchids and thinking about Mr. Lan.

Mr. Lan is quite coquettish, and he is also a poet. Everything in the letter is clearly stated in black and white, so clear that it makes people feel horrible, and cold sweat breaks down the back.

If the girls of Wudang knew about it, there would be another volume of bloody and bloody palace struggle masterpieces such as "The Secret History of XX" and "The Complete Biography of XX".

The little nerd is Zhu Yun and Mo Yunjian's son, and Pei Wunian's true relative.

As for how it was born, various reasons are really complicated.

King An and Concubine An are really very affectionate. King An does not take concubines, whoring or gambling, does not chew tobacco and drinks less alcohol, and goes home every day to accompany his wife, gold mountains and silver mountains, jewelry, and jewelry, rushing to send them inside.

Over time, even Luoyang housewives would say, "You can learn from Prince An!"

Zhu Yun can be said to be praised as a generation of good men, but the result in exchange for a generation of good men is not satisfactory. The princess may not be able to bear the loneliness, or she may be empathetic, learning from her own sister Mo Yunjian, a branch of red apricot is burning in full bloom.

The red apricot didn't come out of the wall, but was still growing in the palace, wrapped up with the princess, was Prince Turtle's brave little bodyguard, Wen Gu Tianxuan.

The dry firewood was crackling, and there was no reason not to dissipate heat. Since then, the princess was placed under house arrest, and Wen Gu's little guard was imprisoned.

The tortoise prince, who can't drink, collapsed in the bedroom, drank until he was dazed.

Louzhu Mo knew that her father, mother-in-law and mother were soft-hearted, and that she really loved the red apricot. Even if the green glow on her head might not be able to kill the two of them, that night, she brought some wine and wanted to go to Lord Turtle to enlighten her.

It may be that Prince An was born too handsome, or it may be that Louzhu Mo, a bold and unrestrained beauty, has a wrong string in his heart, so he enlightened and enlightened him on the bed. Completely dumbfounded, the entire Prince An's Mansion was in chaos.

The landlord Mo packed up his things that day and left the house.

Later, the princess was divorced, Wen Gutianxuan committed suicide in prison, and Luoyang ushered in a full 13 years of unparalleled situation in Tanhuanlou.

Mo Yunjian did not go home again. When she was 29 years old, Prince An's Mansion had gradually lost. Zhu Yun was worried that his time would be numbered. After all, he was worried about this "daughter". He waited for three hours with an umbrella in his hand, and finally the red dress arrived.

After opening your heart, there is no more satisfactory ending.

But God doesn't like consummation. At the age of 30, landlord Mo gave birth to a little nerd Zhu Caixia, who died overnight.

At that time, Zhu Yun was reporting his duties in the palace. When he hurried back, the fire had been burning for three full days, and a gorgeous building was scorched and scorched. A piece of ashes or a piece of red yarn.

Elder Gu was the only one who escaped the catastrophe. He was blind in one eye, but after killing the murderer, he held a baby who had just opened his eyes and a white jade coffin. He was seriously injured and found King An who was also seriously injured. The last wishes of those two people who almost made them die underground.

Since then, Zhu Yun rebuilt the Tanhuanlou underground palace and protected Mo Yunjian's relic for ten years, while Elder Gu took care of Zhu Caixia as a grandfather in a thatched hut not far from Pufang Temple until today.

At the end of the letter, there was a couplet written in a pretentious manner: the orchids are fragrant and the orchids are fragrant, and the blood debts are repaid by blood relatives.

Banner: Cousin stay behind.

So my cousin stayed behind and brought back a little nerd.

The little nerd said that he was used to urinating and his grandpa was haunted. Every time, he finished reading, washed himself, and went to bed by himself. Today, he slept in a daze until dawn, and then he was pulled out of the bed by a beautiful brother and hung up a sign , stuffed the letter, and threw it there.

The beautiful brother said that when grandpa is away from home, a cousin will come to pick him up. As long as you kneel down on this road, if you see a brother who is prettier than him, it will be your cousin.

When the little nerd heard that his grandpa was gone, he cried for a while, and when he heard the word cousin, the little nerd who had never seen other relatives was completely excited again.

Although Song Xueqiao doesn't like nerds, he still admires the little nerd Zhu Caixia's insightful eyes, and at least admits that he is a little prettier than Lan Huan.

There was another burst of sutra chanting next door, but luckily the child was lethargic, and after half a book of poetry, he fell on Pei Wunian's body while drooling. Tong Chunlin poured three pots of tea and ran to the hut three times, but still failed. After chasing the sleepy bugs away, he also walked back to the cubicle.

Song Xueqiao was so melancholy that he got up from the bed, took off Zhu Caixia's outer robe, and stuffed it directly into the quilt that he had covered warmly.

The little nerd smacked his mouth quite comfortably, and turned over.

Song Xueqiao said dissatisfiedly, "It's us who have been busy all day, and in the end, the two kids still occupy the two beds."

Pei Wunian had a slight bruise under his eyes, and he was terribly tortured, but he still sat back at the table, drank two sips of bitter tea and said, "If you are sleepy, you can sleep with him for a while, anyway, this bed is big."

"I said big cousin." Song Xueqiao didn't like bitterness, so he went to read the Four Books and Five Classics to refresh his mind.

All that's left is fatigue.

When he was tired, he sighed, and he sighed, "Don't be next to anyone, I'm sleepy and you are sleepy too, since you don't sleep when you're sleepy, let's go out to relieve fatigue, how about it?"

Pei Wunian looked at him sideways, stopped even the teacup, and said strangely, "You don't want to go to a brothel again, do you?"

As soon as these words came out, Song Xueqiao almost tore Zhongyong in two, raised his head, his face was bitterer than bitter tea, "How much do I love brothels in your eyes? No pollution, if you don’t go, you won’t go.”

Pei Wunian was satisfied, and said again, "Then where are you going?"

"Go drink." Song Xueqiao whispered.

There was a sudden movement on the bed.

The two looked back at the person on the bed at the same time, the little nerd changed his posture again, and whispered twice in sleep, "Master said...say..."

The master said for a long time and didn't see why.

Pei Wunian came back to his senses, and said calmly, "Drink?"

Song Xueqiao lowered his voice, "Yesterday, Huadiao was just a small head. I once drank a kind of wine from Luoyang called Buzui. It was brewed from the heart of peony flowers. It has a mellow fragrance for more than a hundred miles. I haven't found it in the south of the Yangtze River for a long time. It's weird. , you can accompany me to look for it.”

Pei Wunian said, "I never thought that a person like you who would rather die of old age in Jiangnan would come to Luoyang."

Song Xueqiao replied, "I don't like going out, this is my first time in Luoyang."

Pei Wunian put down his teacup, and said clearly, "I forgot, Mr. Song has friends with perverts, and of course he also has friends with alcoholics."

Song Xueqiao sighed, "Those who play in this part of Henan are not necessarily friends of drunkards."

Pei Wunian was still dragged out by him.

Before leaving, the eldest son of the Song Dynasty left a note for Tong Chunlin, telling him to go to the cubicle to take care of the little bookworm when he woke up. The elder brother, the old hen, was sick, so he didn't forget to ask the waiter to take care of it. Fortunately, the waiter's name is Xiao Lingli , is also very smart to do things with money. After patting his chest to assure him, he said a little strangely, "Why do you two pick up one when you go out? Do you want to open another one?"

Song Xueqiao laughed dryly, "No, no, there is no third one."

Xiao Lingli nodded, still thinking about why.

He had already stretched out his hand and pulled Pei Wunian away to escape.

Behind the inn is a row of wine shops and teahouses. After asking all the way, there is no shop that sells drunkenness. Pei Wunian is not in a hurry and lets him drag

It was noisy, and it was dark as I walked.

On the corner of the street, there is a shop with fluttering red flags, resplendent in gold and jade green, and overflowing with the smell of wine. At first glance, it looks like a shop selling gold. The counter at the door is built so high that no one can be seen, only a felt hat that is raised up.

Song Xueqiao ran up in two or three steps, knocked on the counter, "Shopkeeper, do you have wine here to make you drunk?"

There was a noise behind the counter, and a head popped out immediately, with a goatee shaking, and said with a smile, "Master, it's fun.

In order to get drunk, the son is in order not to get drunk. "

Song Xueqiao blinked, "Why not?"

"Not drunk or not." The shopkeeper with the goatee raised his eyebrows and looked at him, playing tricks, "But...there is a wine called no return here. If you don't get drunk, you don't return. What do you think?"

Song Xueqiao smiled and said, "That depends on the law of non-return?"

The author has something to say:

In fact, the buddy’s name is Xiaozuanfeng is not bad... (Go away