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Pei Ji and Zhou Qier heard that public figures like this could not go in and out of the bar at will, not to mention that Mr. Zhou had always kept himself clean and had a psychological shadow from his childhood. Pei Da didn't force it, and directly sent two assistants to inquire.

In a rare and quiet residential area in the city center, Zhou Qierting was lying on his side on the sofa in the apartment watching TV and eating fruit, while Pei Ji was busy shuttling between the living room and the kitchen.

Outside the window, the shadows of the trees were whirling, and Zhou Qierting was sunburned by the spring sun, making his whole body lazy, watching TV one after another, exuding a faint aura of laziness all over his body.He squinted and watched Pei Ji people prepare fruit beer for him one after another, feeling inexplicably comfortable in his heart, so he just kept staring at the man with his chin in one hand, making his back hairy.

It stands to reason that Pei Ji's daughter-in-law obsessive character has been stared at by Zhou Qie for so long, and a wildfire should have started in his heart. He threw away the rag and the fruit knife, turned his head, picked him up, and walked shamelessly to the bedroom. of.However, relying on his excellent basic skills of a loyal dog, Pei Da smelled an unusual sense of crisis.He looked back at Zhou Qiting hesitantly, and said vigilantly: "...why, what's wrong?"

I saw the corner of Mr. Zhou's mouth curved into a strange and weird arc, squinting his eyes and looking as if he didn't wake up, and said quietly: "It's okay~"

Before Pei Da just pricked up his ears vigilantly, hearing him spit out two words in such a twists and turns, not only his ears, but also his tail straightened.

Zhou Qi watched indifferently as his eyes were as round and bright as light bulbs. Seeing Pei Ji turning his head stiffly and continuing to peel apples, he suddenly said, "Pei Ji, how many people have you slept with?"

If it is often said that the power of language is inexhaustible, Pei Ji is also a normal man who can run 1.9 meters. A healthy man who wants abdominal muscles and pectoral muscles is almost destroyed by such a sentence. Second class disability.

Boss Pei's subordinates trembled. The poor apple was accidentally injured and cut into performance art.

Zhou Qi listened without changing his face, and played with his taste: "What? Can't you ask?"

In Pei Ji's heart, Thomas roared in a 720-degree turn, and the small world in his heart roared—"Your sister's words! Who would say such a sentence without warning in daily chats between couples! You are in a swamp full of crocodiles!" Holding a torch to dismantle the bomb! The crocodile is still the kind that has been hungry for half a year, and the bomb is still the kind of dirty bomb! You are not playing with fire!!" Pei Da roared in his heart, but on the surface he still Being able to maintain a smile, he showed his acting skills as the Best Actor, and said as elegantly as possible: "No, I'm just a little surprised that you ask that."

Zhou Qiu seemed very happy to hear the words, with curiosity in his words, "Then tell me, is the base number large? What is the ratio of male to female?"

A good apple in Pei Ji's hand is now peeled so that only the core is left. He feels like he is wearing a gas mask, holding small scissors in his hand, and in front of him are two lines, one red and one blue, and a row of glistening blood on top of his head. Big red characters: "Liveordie?" Behind him was a group of large carnivores who hadn't eaten meat for hundreds of years... Now that he changed his clothes and went to the bar to find Xiaojing, would it be too late?

Pei Da gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "Forgot."

Zhou Qierting stared at him suspiciously, with a look of disbelief, "There must be a lot, otherwise I won't be able to remember."

Pei Ji twisted his face and turned around, "Are you jealous?"

Mr. Zhou put on an open and honest appearance of a gentleman, and shook his head generously, "No, I'm just doing an investigation."

Pei Da was completely confused by him this time, "What investigation? What is the investigation?"

"Investigate the average number of sex partners per year among workers in the entertainment industry."

Pei Ji was aroused by him with goosebumps, "It's too harsh! What novels are you reading again!?"

Zhou Qiting pretended to be innocent, "No, I'm investigating seriously. I'll start with you first, and then I'll ask Cui Menghua and the others, oh, and Director Han."

Before Pei Ji's eyes appeared Han Ruoxu's pious and pious face, which looked like a quack doctor, with that gray mottled beard, and he equated with the three characters of sexual partner... Pei Da hid his face, this what the hell...

"What kind of stimulation are you getting..." Pei Da said distressedly, "Tell me what you have in mind, don't mess around..."

Zhou Qi Ting said seriously: "I want to analyze the reason why Senna is abnormal."

Pei Ji couldn't keep up with his pole-vaulting thinking at all, so he said "ah?" in a daze.

Zhou Qierting explained: "Didn't she say that she did it because of women's rivalry with others? If she doesn't want to talk about her temper, then we will definitely not be able to pry her open. Why don't we come up with some facts." Rational analysis." As he said that, he leaned towards Pei Ji and asked, "If it were you, if you have a sweetheart but can't get it, how would you deal with your group of bedmates?"

Pei Ji felt like he was going to have a stroke, why did he come back to him again! ?

"I don't have a bed partner!" Pei Da cocked his neck, "I'll wait for you like a jade, can't I?"

Zhou Qierting didn't express it at all, instead he looked like he was really analyzing seriously, and said in a serious way: "...that's the sudden drop in the number of bed partners."

Pei Da only felt that he was about to spit out a mouthful of old blood, exhausted physically and mentally.

Zhou Qi was still out of the situation, and said solemnly: "You see, Senna has always been romantic, and she should be considered a quite famous figure in her circle. If there is a disturbance in her love life, everyone in the circle should know it. She It’s okay not to tell us, someone in her group of friends will be happy to share.”

"Also... don't need to be so troublesome, Xiaojing and the others go to the bar to investigate, maybe they will meet witnesses? Or maybe these entertainment reporters will be able to dig up the whole story tomorrow..." Pei Ji was obviously interested in his whimsical idea With a skeptical attitude, he raised his eyebrows and spoke slowly.

Hearing the instant change in Zhou Qi's face, he faintly pouted with some dissatisfaction, "It's boring."

Pei Ji was disgusted for less than two seconds, and suddenly realized, "You... I rely on you to find out how many exes I have!?"

Zhou Qierting glanced at him, "You think too much."

Pei Ji realized the existence of this possibility, so he suddenly regained his spirits, and cheekily rubbed his face "hehe", "Are you jealous? You are so jealous, are you blind by yourself?" think……"

Zhou Qie seemed a little shaken when he heard the words, he hesitated to speak, he turned his head and looked at Pei Ji's excited face, and finally chose not to mention it.

"...Go away! What did you get on your hands and wipe it on my clothes? Don't think I didn't see it!"

"No way!"

The two people in this room are still flirting in the apartment, but the two assistants who have been dispatched to work are full of complaints.

"I just said you're mentally retarded!" Xiao Jing sat in the hamburger shop angrily drinking Coke, the straw was bitten and deformed by him, "How many times have I told you that the daytime show in the bar is different from the midnight show, You just don’t believe it! Now it’s alright, come out so early, you have to wait until it opens the door like a fool.”

Lu Pin was so scolded that his head slumped, but he still couldn't help but talk back, chewing on the Big Mac in his hand and said aggrievedly: "You know it's my fault! Since you are so clear, why didn't you explain it when I said it? You have to wait until you are all at the door of the bar! An afterthought!"

Xiaojing was a little speechless when asked back, and insisted on retorting: "Then...then I forgot, I don't hang out all day, how can I remember so clearly."

Lu Pin turned his grief and anger into appetite, swallowed the hamburger in front of him alive and continued to complain, "I think you are so angry because you can't go on a date or see a girl! Hmph, you value sex and despise friends, and you forget righteousness when you see sex."

Xiaojing was caught by the pigtails, and for a moment his cheeks were a little bit flushed, and he said stubbornly: "You think everyone is like you! *Single single dog... eats so many hamburgers from me."

Lu Pin was even more aggrieved, and while staring at Xiao Jing, he picked up another hamburger with great momentum, "Stingy! Look, eating your hamburgers hurts you! The girl followed you because she was blind! What kind of world is this? Ah, there is no girl who wants a new three-good man like me who can cook at home, but you are the one who found it first..."

Lu Pin was still immersed in his own little world of grief and anger. Xiao Jing, who was so babbling, accidentally glanced out of the window, but saw a familiar figure. He immediately stopped joking and focused on it Looking over, after carefully identifying the face of the woman across the road, her mouth unconsciously opened into an O shape.

Xiaojing took a heavy pat on Lu Pin who was still unaware, and didn't care about the impatient tone of the other party. He lowered his voice and whispered: "Look, look! The one on the other side of the road!"

Lu Pin was so shocked by his appearance that he leaned back, "Why do you look like a spy..." He also turned his head and looked in the direction of Xiaojing's finger while speaking, and he was still a little distracted Concentrating in an instant, the whole person became refreshed, and the look of surprise was comparable to that of Xiaojing.

"That's not..." Lu Pin swallowed the hamburger in two or three gulps, with surprise written all over his face.

Xiao Jing nodded sharply, "You didn't think of it either!"

Lu Pin couldn't believe it: "How could they get together..."

Xiaojing obviously remembered something serious, and immediately sent a message to Pei Ji, pointing like flying.

Lu Pin was still immersed in the shock and couldn't recover, "My God, Teng Han must not know about this!"

Xiao Jing lowered his voice and said to the receiver of the mobile phone: "Boss! The latest news is that Teng Han's man is suspected of cheating. Guess who Xiao San is!"

Lu Pin frowned when he heard this, "Pei Da will definitely dislike you if you say that. Believe me, I have experience. Every time I talk to him, he doesn't bother to talk to me."

Xiao Jing also felt that this tone was too gossip, and immediately revealed the answer by himself: "It's Zhu Shu! Lu Pin and I caught the rape directly, and our eyes were out of the window!"

As soon as the voice was sent, Xiao Jing felt that what he said just now was so weird, so he tentatively asked Lu Pin: "Is there something wrong with what I said just now?"

Lu Pin ate French fries in his arms, took time to return to him and said, "I think you should add that you are on the road..."

Xiao Jing looked up to the sky and thought for a moment, and couldn't help but cover his face, what does it mean to directly catch rape, eyes out of the window... catch rape in bed! ?

Of course he wasn't the only one who thought this way, even the slow-witted Lu Pin noticed it, and the two big stars who held up their mobile phones and played their voices also looked dazed.

Zhou Qierting hesitated and said: "Is it my illusion... No matter how I taste this, I feel that there is something wrong..."

Pei Ji sighed, it's over, his stable assistant has been completely led astray by student Lu Pin.