Deep jungle routines[E-sports]

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"Hold your fists together, man, you're losing."

"My god, I laughed so hard, the assistant on my team is probably fake."

"Dalong: Who am I and where am I?"

Bringing the big dragon BUFF to wipe out the opponents and push down the high ground, Liao Yi took off his earphones and jumped up, rushed over to give his teammates high fives and hugs in turn, he lay on Rong Ling's shoulders for selfishness, and rubbed the bridge of his nose against the side of Rong Ling's neck.

"Now both of us have signed contracts with Dalong."

Rong Ling was speechless for a while.

During the post-match interview, the foreign media turned their microphones on the support player who helped the team win by grabbing the Baron to the limit just now. Standing in front of the camera, Liao Yi smiled brightly and generously.

"Dragon grabbing? I just Q'd it casually... I also grabbed it during the regular season. I didn't think about it at the time, but I saw that the blood volume of the dragon was relatively low, so I just grabbed it. If I don't If you grab it, you may be picked up by the opponent, we are now ranked second in the group, and we can't lose any more points."

After the game, some of the more troublesome media used headlines such as "Shocked! A well-known support mocked the jungler after winning the game...", "The man is silent and the woman is crying, you have to read the reason why the support became a jungler!" Swipe the screens of various e-sports apps.

"It's so annoying, it's a headline party again."

"UC Shock Department is full."

"Why didn't you punish the jungler at the time? It's actually dangerous to assist the dragon."

"At that time, the punishment hadn't improved yet..."

"I can do it too."

"Come, come, the keyboard man upstairs, please show your ID, district server, and rank, don't be cowardly!"

"To be honest, a single supporter can grab a dragon, which shows that he has a good understanding of blood volume calculation and damage control. If an ordinary player grabs a dragon, it is purely fighting for character. It is difficult for a professional player to grab a dragon in a game. gone."

Netizens chatted enthusiastically, and suddenly someone said, "God A used to be a jungler", and everyone suddenly felt like they were enlightened and the clouds broke through the sun.

No wonder he was able to assist in grabbing the big dragon!

He was originally a jungler, right?

And JHG's active jungler is indeed being "fucked".Liao Yi pressed Rong Ling on the sink table in the bathroom, and supported the table with his hands, the tip of their tongues couldn't wait to get entangled together, the body temperature rose several tens of degrees when Rong Ling held the tip of Liao Yi's tongue and sucked gently, Liao Yi felt that his brain was going to burn out, and he could only think about how to strip Rong Ling naked so that he could have fun.

Rong Ling's rapid breathing made Liao Yi very excited, and his mind was full of thoughts that one scene was more shameless than the other.

He picked up Rong Ling's clothes and rubbed them hard a few times, then slowly slid down along the spine, and slipped into Rong Ling's sweatpants. Liao Yi hesitated for a moment, and his fingertips rested on Rong Ling's waist and gently traced.

Rong Ling hummed, the blurred look in his eyes made Liao Yi's stomach tense, and he almost couldn't control it.

"No... no..." Liao Yi gasped in Rong Ling's ear, "Tomorrow we will play against the Australian team...we have to get revenge...you will feel uncomfortable tomorrow if you do this."

Rong Ling blinked and looked at Liao Yi with brand new eyes.

"I've grown up, I can still think about the game at this time." Rong Ling smiled and leaned on Liao Yi's shoulder, and blew into his ear, "It's true... the next day after doing it, I won't be very comfortable. "

Liao Yi straightened up, pressed Rong Ling's arm and asked seriously: "Really? I really make you very uncomfortable every time?"

It's a matter of man's dignity.

Rong Ling's face was hot, and Liao Yi stared at him but he had to say something, he bit his lower lip: "...you are too... big... and you come here several times a night, I can't take it..."

Liao Yi's face was full of joy, and he gave Rong Ling a hug.

"It scared me to death. I thought I was not good at technology, and I was blind to the dozens of G things I secretly downloaded." Liao Yi thought for a while, and said solemnly, "I really have no idea about the size. How much do you care?" Take it easy. I can only try my best to ensure that we will strive for a long flow of water and sustainable development in the future. The main thing is our current situation, as you know, we will either die from drought or flood..."

"Shut up!" Rong Ling pushed Liao Yi away with a blushing face, jumped down and straightened his clothes in front of the mirror, "Damn!"

"What's the matter?" Liao Yi turned his head.

Pulling his collar and pointing at his neck, Rong Ling gritted his teeth: "Bastard, who made you bite?"

"Let me see," Liao Yi came over and rubbed the red mark, he sincerely apologized, "I'm sorry, I just got on top and I couldn't control it all at once."

Pointing at him bitterly, Rong Ling didn't speak, went out and found a cartoon bandage from his bag, Liao Yi came over to help him stick it, put his hand on Rong Ling's neck and pressed it lightly.

"... Forget it, let's leave it at that." Rong Ling pinched the back of Liao Yi's hand helplessly, "Go, go to the training, and we can't lose against the Australian team tomorrow."

The scene of losing to the wild card team in the first game of the group stage is still vivid.

Playing against the Australian team again, the trolls rejoiced before the game, mocking wildly with the shots and data of JHG's loss at that time.

The fans were so angry that they almost vomited blood, some of them rolled up their sleeves in a bad temper and wanted to tear it up, but they were persuaded by others.

"Don't compete with the trolls, it's not worth it."

"Trust them, and what you lose will be brought back with your own hands."

"It's time to slap these trolls in the face!"

Before the game, a simple interview was conducted with the players of both sides. The Australian team player said with a smile that he is a fan of JHG jungler Zerol, and hoped that after winning the game this time, he could still get Zerol's autograph.

As for JHG's support player Liao Yi, he stood tall, pointed at the camera and said only one sentence.

"Let the horse come here, and I will let you know who is the bully."

The enthusiasm of the audience was ignited by this soul-stirring declaration. Amidst their cheers, both sides of the match took their seats. The BP started, and familiar heroes appeared one by one. A certain audience turned pale and whispered: "This... this is not the last time they Have you used the lineup?"

I don't know if it's a coincidence or a tacit understanding.

After the first round of three B/Ps, the Australian team continued the selection of the last round of the group stage, banning the rock sparrow and Kenan in turn, and JHG also banned the crocodile and spider.

The final lineups selected by the two teams completely replicated their last duel!

"It's a good game," the commentator let out a long breath, with anticipation hidden in his tone, "Isn't the Australian team a bit bloated?"

"It's hard to say whether it's inflated or not, but for JHG, they still selected such a lineup on the blue side. It may be that they didn't give full play to the advantages of the lineup when they lost the game last time. Justify yourself." Another commentator frowned.

"I believe that the fans of both teams and the audience are looking forward to seeing a good game, okay, the game has started, we can see..."

On the screen, five members of JHG teamed up and went straight into the jungle, while the Australian team went online and started normally.

The exclamation of the audience has reached their lips.

To do something!

Liao Yi, the troublemaker boy, took the initiative and led his teammates through the dark wild area.Every step seems to step on the hearts of both the enemy and the audience, and the same question emerges in front of everyone——

What should I do if I am found in the wild area with no vision?

A few people from the Australian team stood online for a while, but they didn't see any traces of JHG's players. They were a little uneasy. They probably discussed with each other and started to move from the line to the jungle. ...

A part of the map was lit up by the Australian team, but there was still no movement on JHG's side.

The audience pinched their thighs anxiously.

The line of soldiers is coming soon, what on earth do you want to do!

"Be careful, Fatty, you're standing too far outside, go inside." Relying on his understanding of the map and his keen intuition on vision control, Liao Yi calmly commanded his teammates to walk past the edge of the opponent's blind spot.

There were sporadic laughter and gasps from the stands.

Someone smiled and said to friends who watched the game: "JHG team is very lucky today, this has not been seen."

"I got stuck in my field of vision, and it just so happened that the time for the eye inserted from the opposite side is up." My friend analyzed rationally.

But the next development of the plot made him a little embarrassed.

Once was a coincidence, twice, three times... The audience couldn't laugh anymore.I saw JHG turned into a long snake formation, crawling forward in the wild area, passing by with danger.The mid laner of the Australian team went to the jungle, wanting to help the jungler kill F6, but not far behind them, the five of JHG were eager to try.

"Didn't you see this?!"

"Impossible, is the member of the Australian team Shi Lezhi?"

"It's over, it's over..." A certain audience moaned while holding their foreheads.

The flames of war broke out very quickly, and the five JHG members came and went quickly.

A one-hit kill, and then the jungler was dismissed. After returning home with a full load, Zhong Shang rushed to the lane happily. Liao Yi heaved a sigh of relief, gave Rong Ling a thumbs up, and smiled and said to BUBOR next to him: "Let's go, let's go down!" Guard the tower and wait for Nakano to carry us."

"Don't go," Rong Ling had two assists, and by the way, he turned against the wild on the opposite side. He was in a good mood: "Don't lie down, you are a support who can grab dragons and double kills."

"Hey..." Liao Yi breathed out: "You say that, it seems that you really want me to carry you. Then please beg me."

Rong Ling paused, with a gentle smile on his face that he didn't realize: "Okay, please."

In this game, the Australian team really felt the fear of being dominated by the JHG team.

Dream start?

Lost a blood?

This is not a big disadvantage, it just makes people feel a little frustrated, feeling heavy, and becoming a little impatient.But the wild way the Australian team tried to play in the early and mid-term was like a punch on the cotton. They were horrified to find that their good offense was useless!

No matter how much they tried to counter, how hard they pulled, how much they tried to take advantage of the gank...

All the offensives were deftly resolved by JHG four or two times, and then, what greeted the Australian team was JHG's counterattack in full swing!Ultra-high-speed support, smooth team battle skills, flawless tactical decision-making...

The game lasted only 15 minutes, and the jungler Zerol was already superb!

The assistant also gains a double kill!

One after another, gorgeous beams of light called death bloomed in the Summoner's Canyon, covering the Australian team, as if a pair of invisible hands strangled their necks, making them unable to breathe.

"JHG's advance rhythm is like a wave, and the wave is coming again!" The commentator shouted excitedly, "The opponent's mid laner is down! BUBOR's policewoman is no longer able to stop!"

The moment the main crystal was clicked off, Liao Yi closed his eyes again, left the keyboard with his hands, and held his fingertips trembling with excitement.The tsunami-like cheers seemed to come from far away, he raised his head, under the bright light, the scene he saw became blurred, only a shadow approaching him became more and more clear, as if it would happen in the next second Melted in white light...

Grasping Rong Ling's hand firmly, Liao Yi buried his head in Rong Ling's palm, making a whimpering sound.

"...We won, we won...Zero, we have revenge!"

The author has something to say: Didi opens a baby carriage

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Speaking of the day of 520 yesterday, as a single dog, I spent it with my two babies: cotton candy and chestnut crisp

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My mother called me and asked me why I didn't go out to play. I didn't realize how to ask such a question.

It was only at night that I realized that the Empress Dowager dared to inquire about whether I had turned in someone or not.

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Mother, the farthest road I have traveled is your routine

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